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Dan

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V D V Graphic Designer

"I'm gonna cream"

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Status Updates posted by Dan

  1. Dan

    • Dan
    •   
    • Ark

    cum back

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    2. Ramon

      Ramon

      Wauw, that hate @DarkSide :(

    3. Hebee

      Hebee

    4. Dan

      Dan

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    5. fat man here

      fat man here

      Boy you need to jack off to her and get this fucking phase over with

    6. Ramon

      Ramon

      // Closed

    7. Ark

      Ark

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      @Hebee tumblr_mdwcah226E1qzydh2o2_500.gif

       

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

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    9. fat man here

      fat man here

      This needs to fucking stop right meow

    10. Dan

      Dan

    11. fat man here

      fat man here

      @Shadows bitch I dont like you. I fucking hate you

    12. Ramon

      Ramon

      Okay calm down @DarkSide Please provide your POV.

    13. fat man here
    14. Ark

      Ark

    15. fat man here
    16. Ark

      Ark

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    17. Hebee

      Hebee

    18. Ramon

      Ramon

      @Ark Stop looking at your own profile, that is not allowed.

    19. Castiel

      Castiel

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    20. Hebee

      Hebee

      Disgusting @Castiel

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    21. Castiel

      Castiel

      i thought we had something special @Hebee

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    22. Hebee

      Hebee

    23. Ark

      Ark

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    24. Dan

      Dan

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    25. Castiel

      Castiel

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    26. Ark

      Ark

  2. Dan

    Dan

    Hello

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    2. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

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    3. Dew

      Dew

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    4. Roland

      Roland

      At least Castiel is MVP :trolle: 

    5. Santan

      Santan

      I behave better then him.

    6. Dan

      Dan

      Don't we all wanna be Castiel, though?

    7. Santan

      Santan

      Castiel the scapegoat.

    8. Roland

      Roland

      As yung Castiel would say - "Haha"

    9. Santan

      Santan

      Well actually as everyone would quote from skype "haha"-Pat.

    10. Dan

      Dan

      Actually, that was Andrey

    11. Roland

      Roland

      Actually, that was the banter brigade.

    12. Santan

      Santan

      Pesky brigade.

    13. Dan

      Dan

      I guess we're all wrong :( 

    14. Roland

      Roland

      Do you like your new title, Brutus?

    15. Dan

      Dan

      I do, thanks :) 

    16. Santan

      Santan

      Honestly Rolle am I not deserving of something?

    17. Roland

      Roland

      Let me know if you want to switch the color, it's a one time change tho

      What have you done, Randle-kun?

    18. Santan

      Santan

      Yeah I'll have HOF blue please.

      I backed you with the discord idea all along.

    19. Dan

      Dan

      The award would look better with matching MVP tbh

    20. Roland

      Roland

      It would look best with an admin tag, but yanoe

    21. Santan

      Santan

      Also I have one of the most lit profiles on DayZRP do I get a title with that?

    22. Dan

      Dan

      That can happen

    23. Dan

      Dan

      Do I get MVP if I keep this name for 3 months?

    24. Roland

      Roland

      I don't think so my nibba

    25. Dan

      Dan

      VIP?

    26. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Legend tbh

  3. Dan

    • Dan
    •   
    • Hebee

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    2. Dan

      Dan

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    3. Hebee

      Hebee

    4. Ark

      Ark

      @Hebee 

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    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      @Ark

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    6. Ark

      Ark

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    7. Hebee

      Hebee

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    8. Ark

      Ark

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    9. Hebee

      Hebee

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    10. Ark

      Ark

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    11. Hebee

      Hebee

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    12. Ark

      Ark

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    13. Hebee

      Hebee

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    14. Ark

      Ark

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    15. Hebee

      Hebee

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    16. Ark

      Ark

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    17. Hebee

      Hebee

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    18. Castiel

      Castiel

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      whats going on here

    19. Ark

      Ark

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    20. Hebee

      Hebee

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    21. Ark

      Ark

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    22. Hebee

      Hebee

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    23. Castiel

      Castiel

      hebee is crowley confirmed

    24. Hebee

      Hebee

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    25. Castiel

      Castiel

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    26. Hebee

      Hebee

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  4. Dan

    Dan

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    2. focus

      focus

      Designer look the best on me.

    3. Dew

      Dew

      No, on me it looks the best! You know this focus

    4. focus

      focus

      Baguettes on me

    5. Dan

      Dan

      Hi

    6. focus
    7. Lucius

      Lucius

      Im the sexiest name outta all the names

    8. Oliv

      Oliv

      Anytime sugar ;)

    9. SpaceCowboy

      SpaceCowboy

      Your welcome nephew 

    10. Kattica

      Kattica

      I'm gonna unfollow. 

    11. Aisling

      Aisling

      Same^

    12. Dan

      Dan

      My best friend kattica

    13. Ark

      Ark

      i already did.....

    14. Kattica

      Kattica

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    15. Aisling

      Aisling

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    16. Dan

      Dan

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    17. Kattica

      Kattica

      New friends? HAH.

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    18. Ghost of Hebi

      Ghost of Hebi

      <3

    19. Raptor

      Raptor

      Very well

    20. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      <3

    21. Watchman

      Watchman

      Thanks for the memes

    22. fat man here
    23. Jamie

      Jamie

      He did this for fucking beanz.

    24. fat man here
    25. Dan

      Dan

      Thanks for the birthday wishes ya meanies

    26. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      You always be my lil man, lil man

  5. Dan

    Dan

    Feels really good to uninstall dayz.

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    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Hello darkside

    3. fat man here
    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      About to have taco Tuesday then play battlegrounds 

    5. fat man here
    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      Yes, you are correct, what are you doing? Are you a father yet?

    7. fat man here

      fat man here

      I ain't no Daddy DarkSide yet. I will be around November

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      boy / girl do you know yet? 

    9. fat man here

      fat man here

      Still no clue. Barely 2 months along

    10. Hebee

      Hebee

      Yeah, I realized that after I asked math is hard.

    11. fat man here

      fat man here

      No worries my dude. Math is hard for me

    12. Dan

      Dan

      we know

    13. fat man here

      fat man here

      You can fuck off son. I brought you into this world and I will take you out

    14. Dan

      Dan

      someone on here would much prefer to beat you to it

    15. Jamie

      Jamie

      no chill

    16. fat man here
    17. Hebee

      Hebee

      He's not wrong tho

    18. fat man here

      fat man here

      I have chill 

    19. Dan

      Dan

      i have 29 degrees of chill

    20. Hebee

      Hebee

      I was referring to shadow's statement about  fuck bags wanting him banned and what not.

      I know you have chill Darkside

    21. fat man here

      fat man here

      Miss you Hebee. 

    22. Hebee

      Hebee

      Do you have battlegrounds? 

    23. fat man here
    24. Hebee

      Hebee

      We should play sometime. I am sick of carrying Erik and the rest.

    25. Jamie

      Jamie

      Hello darkside, i have battlegrounds too

    26. fat man here
  6. Dan

    • Dan
    •   
    • Lori

    hey i saw you standin there alone on cinco de mayo and was wondering if you wanted to chat over some mexican chipotle? ?

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    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      لماذا لا تهتم بالظلال

    3. Dan

      Dan

      You know, I thought we could have something here. ? 

    4. Taryn

      Taryn

      الظلال رجل لطيف وهو يعتني بك

    5. Lori

      Lori

      Lo siento, no hablo de terrorista.

      All joking aside, is it me or is like Arabic super fucking pretty? It's like so delicate and ornate. 

    6. Dan

      Dan

      Lori this is you and me. Tune them all out.

    7. Kain

      Kain

      这甚至是什么?

    8. -Boom-

      -Boom-

      La flamme est éteinte...

    9. Taryn

      Taryn

      Racist AF.

      But yea. It's decent.

      So is shadows TBH.

      He's a nice dude.

    10. Lori

      Lori

       

      Lo siento, no hablo weeb.

    11. Dan

      Dan

      hi im shadows

    12. Taryn

      Taryn

      Shadows is a righteous dude. ?

    13. Kain

      Kain

      @Lori Sag das nicht über meine Kultur!

    14. Taryn

      Taryn

      Calm down Mein fuhrer...

      @Lyca How do i say that in German?

       

    15. Jamie

      Jamie

      shadows, try omegle

    16. Dan

      Dan

      jamie i love you but lori is my girl

    17. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Jamie worst wingman. GTFOH tbh

       

    18. Jamie

      Jamie

      and sleepy is mine.

      @Lori this guy can benchpress like 10kg

    19. Taryn

      Taryn

      10kg is like 22lbs.

      Shadows is stronk.

    20. Dan

      Dan

      alright the exposing stops here ?

      jamie, i understand you're jealous of my ? looks but lori you gotta trust that i could be your man ?

    21. Lori

      Lori

      nah m8.

    22. Taryn
    23. Kain

      Kain

      A tribute to the loss of @Dan

       

    24. Lori

      Lori

      i got standards ya know? he aint 2005 myspace emo scene kid enough for me

    25. Taryn

      Taryn

      ...but he can change...

       

    26. Dan

      Dan

      hahahhaa

      happy cinco de mayo

      ?

  7. Dan

    Dan

    anyone want to make me new signature? ty

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    2. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      ^Maybe if you want someone to download a font and slap it on a color

      #shotsfired

    3. Dan

      Dan

      Something transparent with Brutus. The rest is up to the imagination

    4. Alexis

      Alexis

      That is my only skill set, Truth. :o 

    5. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      I meant that to be a reply to Evan hahaha not a personal call out, but a group one :D

      I'll work on something but I'll be doing it at work while my boss isn't looking so it'll probably take forever

    6. Alexis

      Alexis

      Lol we will settle this in adobe :P 

    7. Dan

      Dan

      The winner will get dank beanz and maybe a little something when the server goes down :ph34r:

    8. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      If it's not n00ds I don't want it

    9. Dan

      Dan

      Weeman you make one too, k?

    10. Dan

      Dan

      Just for me?

    11. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      @WeeMan *Do your job and get off the forums and then roast me.

       

    12. Dan

      Dan

      Ladies, stfu and enjoy your 4/20

    13. Alexis

      Alexis

      Don't assume peoples genders man. 

    14. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      @WeeMan *Why are you trying to roast me, go do your job instead of wasting your life on here as per usual. lmao

      Just trying to help!

      ~Andrey

    15. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Hope you like x 

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    16. Alexis

      Alexis

      I don't except your apology.. You've cut me deep.. 

    17. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      Feast your eyes bitches signature

       

    18. Dan

      Dan

      only for like 10 min til it gets taken down. i still need a backup :ph34r:

    19. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      I'll make another when it gets taken down... or maybe today if I'm bored enough

    20. Dan

      Dan

      same thing

  8. Dan

    Dan

    Didn't realize you could make an unnecessary post on an intro thread 

    1. Ender

      Ender

      People do it all the time when they spam every intro thread they see with the exact same copy and paste, "Welcome to the community please feel free to check out yadda yadda yadda"

    2. Dan

      Dan

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      Not like im using an intro thread to boost post count or flame someone lmao

    3. Ender

      Ender

      Who even gave you that warning? they forgot to put their name down in the signature. its supposed to be
      -StaffMember & The DayZRP Staff Team.

    4. Dan

      Dan

      It was @Method.

      He also made a massive run-on sentence and didn't use a period for the last line, nor did he use a comma after "Hell Dan."

      *Hello

    5. Roland

      Roland

      lol

    6. Dan

      Dan

      What's up Rollando.

    7. Roland

      Roland

      That was an unnecessary post, but I was spared because we're in status updates. Phew.

    8. Dan

      Dan

      How was it unnecessary? You simply thought our discussion was funny and laughed.

    9. Roland

      Roland

      When someone is having a serious conversation, for example is leaving staff and is saying their goodbyes (Hebi) or wants to discuss a rule break that they didn't think is possible (You), it would be considered rude and unnecessary to post just "lol", as there is nothing funny about these conversations and it gives an impression of the person being arrogant and laughing AT you, not with you.

    10. William

      William

      I agree with my good friend Daniel here. @Rolle, you have done nothing wrong in this status update

    11. Dan

      Dan

      How is it a serious discussion leaving staff? And clearly the conversation went on and my post had no impact of deviating the topic.

    12. Oliv

      Oliv

      the moral of the story is now you know

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    13. Roland

      Roland

      I personally think it's pretty serious. I don't think it's very nice or respectful to "lol" when ex-staff is mentioning friends and colleagues in a goodbye post.

    14. Dan

      Dan

      Well now I know after hundreds have gone unpunished in the past.

    15. Oliv

      Oliv

      not all lol's are created equal

    16. Dan

      Dan

      Very tomb

      idk what i just said

      true i think i meant

    17. Roland

      Roland

      Please don't take this personally Shadows, while I didn't have any input on your warning as I came online after warning was issued, I saw the discussion and it was just about the "lol" and not who posted it.

    18. William

      William

      @Rolle what are saturdays for

    19. Dan

      Dan

      Don't worry Rolle. The only think I took personally was your archiving of my lovely staff app :( 

    20. Roland

      Roland

      Ouch, that hurt :( 

      @William I'm sorry, I don't understand, I'm old and grumpy.

    21. Oliv

      Oliv

      @Rolle is married, Saturday's are for whatever his wife tells them they are for. I feel your pain Rolle

    22. William

      William

      @Dan 

      @Oliv and @Rolle are 100% NOT for the boys.

      I'm disappointed in you two.

    23. Dan

      Dan

      Rather unfortunate hm

  9. Dan

    Dan

    Looking for a fellow UK Girl so I can be just like my idol.

    PMs are open.

    1. Squillium

      Squillium

      @Faith for POV pls

    2. Dan

      Dan

      ;) 

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Oh...? Uh? Hello? What’s up?

    4. Squillium

      Squillium

      I’m marrying you off to Santa, be good

    5. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Oh... uh... So I’d be Mrs. Claus?

    6. Dan

      Dan

      Yes

    7. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Oh... Why do you want an English girl :S 

    8. Dan

      Dan

      Why not?

    9. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Touché

    10. Dan

      Dan

      Is that a yes?

    11. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Sure why not ^_^ 

    12. Dan

      Dan

      Let's make matching characters

    13. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Oh boy 

    14. Dan

      Dan

      :( 

    15. Squillium

      Squillium

      You did St. Nick dirty

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    16. Dan

      Dan

      I'll see you tomorrow :) 

    17. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      I leave for week on business and you're already leaving me? For a woman? You better peg him good @Faith cos he likes his daddy rough 

    18. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      When you say peg? Beat the shit out of him? I'm capable.

    19. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      beat the shit out of his asshole is what I mean baby, hit it until he quit it, never stop. His safe word for me is Ad Victorium but I'm sure he's open to change!

    20. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

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    21. Dan

      Dan

      I hope you’re still interested 

    22. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

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    23. Dan

      Dan

      :( 

  10. Dan

    Dan

    Gooooooood morning DayZRP!

    or afternoon to you europeans

    1. Castiel

      Castiel

      Again with the separatism. 

      I see you.

      ^_^

    2. Dan

      Dan

      Sorry 

      ^_^

    3. Castiel

      Castiel

      Omg @Shadows do you know Jon Snow just commented on your status? Woah!!!!

    4. Dan

      Dan

      I know right! @Castiel

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    5. Castiel

      Castiel

      Well played, Ocean Man.

    6. Dan

      Dan

      Thanks!

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      What is what, @Charlie?

    7. Tayto
    8. Simatho

      Simatho

      Hello Shadow.

      I had a great morning. Ate a delicious breakfast which consisted of 2 sausage, potato triangles and 1 pancake and 300 mL glass of orange juice. Now, I've been debating which of the no-pulp, regular pulp or lots of pulp orange juice should I buy. Do you think you could do a orange juice food in-depth review judging it from the pulp percentage. Thanks!

    9. Dan

      Dan

      My dear @XSwiftAssassinX,

       

      I'm sorry to inform you that I actually do not drink Orange Juice!

    10. Simatho

      Simatho

      No way! Where do you get your daily source of Vitamin C then? An in-depth food review about the consumption of vitamin C and suggested items to fulfill my daily needs would be appreciated. Thanks!

    11. Dan

      Dan

      I'm actually a huge consumer of broccoli. I may like broccoli more than candy to be honest. Broccoli is one of the most vitamin-c packed foods out there, as well!

    12. Castiel

      Castiel

      Wow. I learn something new every day since I've followed @Shadows! You guys all should follow him too! ^_^

    13. Dan

      Dan

      Thanks, @Castiel! Here's a link for all of their convenience: http://www.dayzrp.com/profile/9920-shadows

    14. Simatho

      Simatho

      Great! 1 glass of brocoli juice every morning it shall be then. Thanks Shadows!

    15. Dan

      Dan

      I keep these stocked in my fridge. Some good fruits and delicious smoothies

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      I'm being 100% serious about that ^

    16. Tayto

      Tayto

      shut up please.

    17. Castiel

      Castiel

      @Fenian hello

    18. Squillium

      Squillium

      Fam, ya gotta stop posting these before I lose my will to live.

    19. Dan

      Dan

      Alright beat cha to it! @Squillium

    20. Tayto

      Tayto

      @Castiel IS THIS A FEATURE?!

  11. Dan

    Dan

    New a new profile theme. Any ideas?

    1. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      FOR THE CHANCELLOR

    2. Dan

      Dan

      no.

    3. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      SUPER BATTLE DROID! TAKE IT DOWN!

    4. Dan

      Dan

      no.

    5. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Watch those wrist rockets?

    6. Dan

      Dan

      no.

    7. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Score one for the Republic!

    8. Dan

      Dan

      Get this shit tier meme off my profile.

    9. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Enemy forces have captured a command post!

    10. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      Uhm, shadows?

    11. Dan

      Dan

      Hello.

    12. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Watch those wrist rockets!

    13. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      No. Theme your profile after Shadows.

    14. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Here you go:

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    15. Dan

      Dan

      I like it, but its not Kendrick, Kanye or Travis Scott.

    16. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      <_< Accept it like a man

    17. Dan

      Dan

      I mean he's alright tho.

    18. evanm23

      evanm23

      Sector clear

      NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR

    19. Lucius

      Lucius

      Join me, we got wrist rockets

    20. ShanePVP
    21. Hawk7117

      Hawk7117

      I really love the lil Dicky Brain Tbh, But you could try a Chance the Rapper Acid Rap theme.

    22. ShanePVP
  12. Dan

    Dan

    Looking4ForumName.

     

    HMU with ideas.

    1. Joshie

      Joshie

      Meme Master

    2. Dan

      Dan

      shit

    3. ExoticRP

      ExoticRP

      Shadow

    4. Dan

      Dan

      shit

    5. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      ShadowsFromAbove

    6. Dan

      Dan

      I need something new and retarded

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      New and retarded you say? xX_Transgender_Xx

    8. Dan

      Dan

      Best response yet

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      I cannot be denied 

    10. Oliv

      Oliv

      Handsome

    11. Hebee

      Hebee

      Haha

    12. Dew

      Dew

      _Pu55yD3str0y3r_

    13. Dan

      Dan

      I dont think @Pussy would allow that

    14. Kattica

      Kattica

      I mean, you could... but wouldn't you want a name that people would actually believe...?

    15. Alex Vivian
    16. Dan

      Dan

      Not really.

    17. Oliv

      Oliv

      urite @Pussy I guess Handsome is off the table then?

    18. Kattica

      Kattica

      Yeah, you're right @Oliv. In that case, Shrek could work?

    19. Dan

      Dan

      What did I do to you again?

    20. Kattica

      Kattica

      Speaking of names people would believe... the admins should have let me keep "Cunttica". 

    21. William

      William

      Brutus

    22. Lucius

      Lucius

      Tyler1

  13. Dan

    Dan

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    wtffff

    1. Squillium

      Squillium

      Jesus Christ

    2. Dan

      Dan

      50 beanz is a lot more valuable than $2.50.

    3. Squillium

      Squillium

      If anyone actually does this their life has little meaning

    4. Dan

      Dan

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      people wasted $20 on titles....

    5. Squillium

      Squillium

      You right

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      Lol

    7. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      I’m sorry titles is fine but if you think BeanZ has any meaning then... oh boy.... this is just a very bad idea D: 

    8. Dan

      Dan

      Yes because paying money for something is better than people liking what you said.

       

      I'll take a full ego over spending money.

    9. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Agreed. I mean I used to see BeanZ as “popularity contest” and being “relevant” but idgaf anymore :S

    10. Squillium

      Squillium

      @Mademoiselle imma spend $100 and steal all your beanz

    11. Dan

      Dan

      Most of my beanz are from people idk or I have blocked lmao

      I just think being able to take beanz away completely rids them of their purpose.

    12. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Tbh a waste of money @Squillium xD get your gf something nice

    13. Squillium

      Squillium

      Don’t worry, I can’t afford either

    14. YNW Viking

      YNW Viking

      @Mademoiselle sister*

    15. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Ty ty @Viking

    16. Dan

      Dan

      poor squilly

    17. Squillium

      Squillium

      I hope you're all lonely

    18. Hebee

      Hebee

      This got out of hand tbh

    19. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      More a noodles man myself

    20. Hebee

      Hebee

      Ramen?

      Or pool?

    21. Kordruga

      Kordruga

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  14. Dan

    Dan

    Looking for fellow smite players.

    1. VictusRP

      VictusRP

      I'm omw gotta keep myself busy now.

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      u need support/guardian playa

    3. Dan

      Dan

      i jungle

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      i'm not hearing a no

    5. Dan

      Dan

      whats your level

    6. Chewy

      Chewy

      Errr.. 29. :l

    7. Dan

      Dan

      noob

    8. Chewy

      Chewy

      fuck

    9. Dan

      Dan

      1v1 me

    10. Chewy

      Chewy

      support main ain 1v1ing nobody amma pussy

    11. Dan

      Dan

      ill 1v1 you as like kuzenbo

    12. Chewy

      Chewy

      I kinda main Kuzenbo.. lmfao

    13. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Kek, I bet you main Thana and kill yourself with your scythe

    14. Dan

      Dan

      Thana was my first master tbh

    15. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      mercury best god 

    16. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Bacchus damage build best jungle plays tbh

    17. Dan

      Dan

      More of a blinking ymir man myself

    18. Oliv

      Oliv

      I thought this said smut players :(

    19. Dan

      Dan

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      6-4 hello?

    20. Chewy

      Chewy

      I main

    21. Dan

      Dan

      1v1 me

  15. Dan

    Dan

    Hello planet earth. How are your days going?

    1. Castiel

      Castiel

      Day is going swell. How's your day, Shadows?

    2. fat man here
    3. Castiel

      Castiel

    4. Dan

      Dan

      My day is going very well, Thanks @Castiel

    5. Dishes
    6. Castiel

      Castiel

      Hey no worries, @Shadows.

      Hello there @Dishes!

    7. Mexi

      Mexi

    8. Dishes

      Dishes

      Greetings @Castiel!

      Freezing! How are you today @Shadows my dude?

    9. Dan

      Dan

      Hello there, @Dishes! How is your day going?

      And hello to you too, @Mexi

       

      @DishesAh yes. Very cold here today as well. I'll hopefully buy a laptop today although

    10. Castiel

      Castiel

      :x

    11. Dan

      Dan

      Hello there, @Trix. Are you enjoying my twitter profile?

    12. Dan

      Dan

      Yes, this is my twitter profile! @Trix

    13. Castiel

      Castiel

      Follow me

    14. Dan

      Dan

      I need 100 followers. @Castiel

    15. Dan

      Dan

      Follow me @Dishes

    16. Castiel

      Castiel

      Hello Moderator Wumboat

    17. Dan

      Dan

      How are you today, Mr. Wumby? @Wumby

  16. Dan

    Dan

    Mahomes was a very good QB this year, but by far the most overrated player in the NFL.

    Change my mind.

    1. William

      William

      Yeah but then again he brought his team to the AFC championship his rookie year 

      And also had the most passing yards out of any QB. Also in his rookie career 

      year*

    2. Melvin

      Melvin

      bro hes the mvp and offensive player of the year in his first year he deserves some of the hype

    3. Dan

      Dan

      Put any top 10 QB with Kelce, Hunt, Hill, Reid, and a better than average O-Line and they could do the same. That offense is ridiculous.

      Not a rookie btw

       

    4. William

      William

      what do you mean not a rookie? 

      yes, the chiefs o-line is amazing, but he still is a great rookie QB

    5. Dan

      Dan

      This was his second season. He backed up Alex Smith last year.

    6. Nelson

      Nelson

      I feel like Mahomes will be another Peyton Manning tbh. He's really good in the regular season but can't get it done in the postseason.

    7. Dan

      Dan

      The league is littered in talent. He will be a great QB for a while but I don't think he is this generational talent everyone makes him out to be.

      Brady, Rogers, Brees, Wilson are all better. I also have like 4 others I'd put before him right now. But for how young he is, definitely very talented and a bright future.

    8. Nelson

      Nelson

      I mean you the guy did throw 50 TD's in only his second season, and it was also his first season and post season actually starting. The way he played this season he's easily a Top 5 QB, and this is coming from a die-hard Patriots fan. His offense was pretty good but if you look at other teams this year and in the past with great weapons, they can't get it done. For examples, Big Ben and Eli, they a lot of weapons and neither of them made the playoffs,  hell even with Matt Ryan.

    9. Dan

      Dan

      I'd just say that such a great coach and the best TE in the league makes it harder to compare their offense to Pitt and the Giants. Having that big guy that can do everything on the line and then catch really bails out those QBs and neither the Steelers nor the Giants had someone near as solid as Kelce.

    10. Nelson

      Nelson

      I mean Andy Reid is a great coach in the regular season but he's shit in the playoffs, this was his first game in a conference championship. Kelce is a great TE, but I mean the Steelers have the best WR duo in the league with AB and JuJu, plus James Conner is a great young RB. And I mean Eli has a Top 3 WR in Odell alongside great young talent with Sterling Shepard, Evan Engram, and Saquon. 

    11. Dan

      Dan

      Reid went to the SB in '04 with the Eagles. And yeah, those teams all have ridiculous talent but that TE makes a killer difference. The Pats, Eagles, and Chiefs all reap the benefits by having that go-to.

      I'm excited for Mahomes' future, but seeing these rumors of a $200 million deal make me go oh boy. Another Jimmy G.

    12. Nelson

      Nelson

      Oh, I didn't know Reid coached the Eagles in 04, but in the past years, he hasn't been able to get past the divionsal round. And I know the TE plays a big part in an offense but if you look at the Saints and Rams, they don't have a top TE and they both played really good this year, but I believe Mahomes will do great as you said and Jimmy G just got fucked with an injury but I'm sure he'll bounce back, I mean he did sit behind the GOAT for like 2-3 years ?

    13. Dan

      Dan

      I'm rooting for Jimmy G and I will root for Mahomes once his circle jerk ends.

    14. Nelson

      Nelson

       lol, I kinda wish the Patriots never traded him but he was gonna leave in F/A anyways, but I think the Patriots might get Will Grier in this years draft too maybe succeed Brady. And I like Mahomes a lot and I enjoy how he's humble and quiet, and just keeps too himself. Plus he's sponsored by a Ketchup company. ?

    15. Dan

      Dan

      I just want the eagles to trade Wentz for Saquon and a draft pick then trade up for Tua tbh.

    16. Nelson

      Nelson

      Yeah, Saquon and Baker are my favorite rookies, especially with both of them having all the pressure around them and proved a lot of people wrong. 

    17. Dan

      Dan

      I go to PSU so Saquon is my one true love.

      Lamar Jackson tho..... big ups.

    18. Nelson

      Nelson

      Nice, PSU is a good college football school. Lamar Jackson has a good ass run game but he just needs to work on his passing. If he does he can become a smaller Cam Newton or Russell Wilson. 

    19. Dan

      Dan

      Yeah I loved watching Vick play and I hope he grows to be just as good. My god that would be enjoyable. You couldn't even complain about losing to Vick.

    20. Nelson

      Nelson

      Yeah, I remember when I was 4 years old, the first NFL game I played was Madden 04 and Vick was a cheat code lol. 

    21. William

      William

      Saquon is so fucking good. If he’s not rookie of the year I don’t know what the NFL is doing

  17. Dan

    Dan

    I have a great idea for a suggestion thread but I do not desire points

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      PM it to me. 

    2. William

      William

      edge

    3. Dan

      Dan

      It's honestly not edgy at all, but I got 5 points today for posting a song so idk anymore

    4. Jamie

      Jamie

      I dunno what's actually wrong with you tbf. 

    5. William

      William

      factz

    6. Dan

      Dan

      What did i do this time

    7. Caesar

      Caesar

      I was thinking of my own suggestion thread. Shall we compete for the points?

    8. Dan

      Dan

      @Jamie did you just read the subject and not the actual PM?

      You think points are a competition? :ph34r:

    9. Caesar

      Caesar

      I think I was kidding.

      :D

       

    10. Dan

      Dan

      Last time I messed around someone here threw points at me. I see the same happened to you. Tread lightly. Ex-Staff gets the heel in this neck of town

    11. Jamie

      Jamie

      dirty shitposters

    12. Dan

      Dan

      The shitposters haven't even gotten their deserved points. But I ain't no snake ?

    13. Jamie

      Jamie

      Im a snake

    14. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      I'm also a snake.

    15. Jamie

      Jamie

      No, you're a rabbit. 

       

      Silly. 

    16. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      You fucking snaked me out as a rabbit!

    17. Dan

      Dan

      These assumptions are breaching my safe space more than a 70s rock song

    18. Jamie

      Jamie

      rip in pieces tbf

    19. Rabbit
  18. Dan

    Dan

    Hello.

    How is everyone doing today? Any exciting plans for my American friends this week?

    1. fat man here

      fat man here

      Stop posting these please. 

    2. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      My plan is to unfollow Shadows tbh

    3. Dan

      Dan

      Thank you, Strider. I really do try to keep you all engaged and involved in my day-to-day life.

    4. Castiel

      Castiel

      I see you aren't interested in my non-American plans.

    5. Dan

      Dan

      @Castiel I asked for everyone in general. Us Americans have a holiday coming up. However, I do apologize for coming across bias towards my fellow American comrades.

    6. Castiel

      Castiel

      No, no, @Shadows. I understand.

      * Castiel takes his business elsewhere

    7. Dan

      Dan

      @Castiel! I'm sorry my good sir. Allow me to repay you in beeps.

    8. Castiel

      Castiel

      BEEP

    9. Dan

      Dan

      Yes, beep. Glad to have you back

    10. Castiel

      Castiel

      Love the new music man

    11. Dan

      Dan

      Glad you're enjoying it. One of my favorites to be honest.

    12. Dan

      Dan

      Did you record it, Billy?

    13. Dan

      Dan

      That's a shame that it wasnt recorded. Howd it go?

  19. Dan

    • Dan
    •   
    • Hebee

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    1. Ark

      Ark

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    2. Dan

      Dan

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    3. Ark

      Ark

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    4. Hebee

      Hebee

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    5. Dan

      Dan

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    6. Ark

      Ark

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    7. Dan

      Dan

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    8. Hebee

      Hebee

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    9. Ark

      Ark

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    10. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

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    11. Dan

      Dan

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    12. Ark

      Ark

    13. Dan

      Dan

    14. Ark

      Ark

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    15. Dan

      Dan

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    16. Ark

      Ark

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    17. Dan

      Dan

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    18. Ark

      Ark

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    19. Oliv

      Oliv

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  20. Dan

    Dan

    We let someone un-perm on request.

     

    Soooooo when are we gonna apply this standard to all community members that requested a perm?

    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      Selective even if they did nothing wrong, good stuff!

      Decisions in staff are currently decided by coin toss.

    2. Dan

      Dan

      Call it by what it is, favoritism.

    3. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Who you got in mind?

    4. Dan

      Dan

      Shiro vs Vic

    5. Infamous

      Infamous

      that's actually bullshit tbh If you let one back you gotta let them all back. 

    6. Ark

      Ark

      Really.......Im just going to slide in here because this fucking ridiculous.

      Shiro requested a ban so we did it. Rolle doesn't want that type of thing happening anymore so he revoked it. It was a staff mistake, he never should have been banned so it was revoked he didn't request it to be.

      Now with Vic he went out with the march 1st guys and didn't request to come back until Rolle decided that a perm was actually going to mean something again. He waited to long now he has to deal with the consequences until Rolle changes his views on a perma ban(if he changes it) or the admin team convinces him.

      Not really seeing where the favoritism is coming into play between these two cases though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      Now someone will try to bring up Nihoo since he did the same thing as Vic. The difference between these two is Nihoo came back before Rolle made his mind up on the matter. If Nihoo  waited until now he would be in the same boat as Vic and whoever else requested their ban . 

    7. Dan

      Dan

      Still doesn't make it fair.

    8. Zero

      Zero

      I can't remember, but did Vic just request to be banned and left on good terms? If so, then that is pretty fucked if he can't come back. 

    9. Dan

      Dan

      He did, yes.

      Ark is right with what he's saying on policies (afaik), but it doesn't mean that's how it should be done.

    10. Ark

      Ark

      No its not fair by a long shot and that sucks, but thats the way it is at the moment for now.

    11. Hebee

      Hebee

      Video games are cool

    12. Dan

      Dan

      Dabbing is cool too

    13. Hebee

      Hebee

      Not really

    14. Dan

      Dan

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    15. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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    16. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Vic was a good roleplayer and a good sport. He left on good terms even though he requested to be banned. I think Vic brought a really diverse hostile roleplay which I'm going to miss. His characters were the best (apart from Kyle kek). I know Vic sent in a email to Rolle but it got rejected :( 

    17. Princess Aurora

      Princess Aurora

      Tbh I think Vic doesn't give a fuck he hears how it is IG and is turned off only reason I tried to get him to come back is just to play with my boy again.... then i realized there was more games than dayz so i trap out with him when i can

      *wipes brow*

      But I mean make a fourm or some shit to request to perm'd and come back don't just do what you feel because someones friends roasted you on the interwebs and caused you emotional harm.

      I like dabbing

      correction bring back roger and vic will come

      tehe xD rawr lul 

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    18. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      I love Vic,  his characters blow anyone id meet today out of the water.

       

       

       

       

       

      hey anyone want to point out that they unbanned me?  just sayin....and Niho too.

      how many others?

      but TBH originally I was told to "Fuck off"

      then someone made a thread about it.

      here I am and I don't know why.

      8a93bf6a59.jpg

       

      The advertisements know whats up.

      What are the odds of finding a Nubian Goddess through an ad on DayzERP?

  21. Dan

    Dan

    It's been a while since I've posted this.

     

    Spoiler

    ERP is gross.

     

    1. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Preach that shit

    2. Raptor

      Raptor

      You're gross tbh

       

      Spoiler

      But in all the good ways tbh ;)

       

    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      I don't think I've told you this but

      Spoiler

      Ariana is OK

       

    4. Dan

      Dan

      Don't you dare.

    5. Lyca

      Lyca

      Just let it go then Shadows. :D 

      You don't have to be a fan. Just let people do what they like ^_^

    6. Dan

      Dan

      No. It's disgusting.

    7. Buddy

      Buddy

      We get it, you hate erp

    8. Raptor

      Raptor

      Spoiler

      Ariana is aight

       

    9. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      banerp

    10. Lyca

      Lyca

      Yeah.

      But seriously... just let it go. Its better cause nothing will change. And its good that people have different opinions and likes. ^_^

    11. Dan

      Dan

      Image result for bait

    12. YNW Viking

      YNW Viking

      Ban ERP

    13. Santan

      Santan

      #BANERP

    14. Dan

      Dan

      In-game relationships are fine. Roleplaying out getting your tip wet is when you're taking something too far.

    15. Raptor

      Raptor

      #BanRP

    16. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      honestly dude i hate roleplay

    17. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Fuck roleplay

    18. Santan

      Santan

      God I hate fucking roleplay.

      However spinning is a cool trick.

  22. Dan

    Dan

    Hello my friends.

    My time has come.

    @Castiel thanks for being a great friend and a great staff member <3

    @DarkSide thanks dad

    @Squillium You're the only one left so yeah

    @CrescentGent @Jon Snow You two are my boys

    There's a lot more but I don't feel like typing them all out so sorry.

    1. Castiel

      Castiel

      o7 man you did good

    2. Squillium

      Squillium

      Lyin ass

       

    3. Dan

      Dan

      @Lyca <3 Moderator Lyca thanks for being a great friend and fellow staff member

      @Boston lmao

    4. Mexi

      Mexi

      o7 dude

    5. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      Don't leave me, Dan.

    6. Dan

      Dan

      What's with all the o7's and people thinking I'm leaving?

      I just thought this is what all the cool kids are doing right now.

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    7. Castiel

      Castiel

      ayy lmao

    8. Lyca

      Lyca

      I HATE YOU. DONT DO THAT AGAIN. :x:x:x

       

       

      .... love you, fam.

    9. SpaceCowboy

      SpaceCowboy

      Get gone 

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    10. Ender

      Ender

      *Gives shadows a banstrike for making a false leaving status*

    11. Dan

      Dan

      I'm sorry @Ender ? 

      Nowhere did I say I was leaving.

    12. Ender

      Ender

      well as speedster would say its clear cut what you meant 

    13. Lyca

      Lyca

      Dont fight with my Shadows! :P

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    14. Castiel

      Castiel

      lyca bout to bite

    15. Mexi

      Mexi

      What a bastard..

    16. fat man here

      fat man here

      I might want to ban you now

  23. Dan

    Dan

    http://memecompass.com/

    Post your results

    1. Santan

      Santan

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    2. Lucius

      Lucius

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    3. Dan

      Dan

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      Purple gang only out here

    4. Santan

      Santan

      FUCKING WITH THE PURPLE GANG

    5. Undead

      Undead

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      for some reason didn't link picture. NICE

    6. Dan

      Dan

      Purple gang gang or die

    7. ExoticRP

      ExoticRP

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    8. Undead
    9. Lucius

      Lucius

      P U R P L E  G A N G  N I B B A 

    10. Hebee

      Hebee

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    11. ShanePVP
    12. Lucius

      Lucius

      we own grove street now

      latest?cb=20101209014118

    13. Lost
    14. ShanePVP
    15. Chewy

      Chewy

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    16. YNW Viking

      YNW Viking

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    17. Alex Vivian
    18. Pepe Jones

      Pepe Jones

      Everyone is just too Edgy 

  24. Dan <