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    DayZRP 19.8.1

    Fucking finally
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    "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

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    Item shop inventory count

    Because bohemia's policy for paying says you cant buy an advantage.
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    Item shop inventory count

    Yes. Nobody should be able to pay for a larger inventory
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    Item shop inventory count

    Every item in the shop should have the same space as everything else in that slot which should be the same amount of space as the default spawning items.
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    OREL (Recruitment Open)

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    The emerald forum name color is so fucking ugly like holy shit I want my HOF blue back

    1. Watchman


      and HOF sounded better


    2. Ciiber


      That green is my favorite green

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    Free A$AP

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    Interview With A Community Member: StagsviewRB

    So many whitename interviews
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    “Timing. We give it many names: Destiny, Fate, Kismet, the will of God. Whatever we call it, lives are changed and molded by it, in small or drastic ways beyond our control. The precise, exquisite influence of timing moves people into new positions as surely as a spring flood rearranges the landscape. It is as unavoidable as life.” - Helen Van Slyke I saw the world through the eyes of a murderer, a thief, a crook -- a bandit. I’ve seen, done, and caused unspeakable things to other humans. My partner in crime, Bishop has a similar story. We did what we wanted, when we wanted, that’s just how we lived. No morals, nothing to live by. Bishop and I met with a similar mindset of doing anything we felt like in this nation stripped of respect. But then something clicked. One day the two of us encountered a man named Murphy whilst we were out looking for supplies. He was a middle aged man with a limp and a sorry look on his face. He was wearing a backpack and I could see the barrel of a gun poking out the top of the zipper. We’d been looking for weapons for the past three or four days, and then this sorry son of a bitch just walks right into us with a big ol’ gun, and not even in his hands. We had to have it. We snuck up on him and Bishop screamed at the top of his lungs for him to get on the ground or we’d shoot him. The poor bastard panicked and almost fell right on his ass, that was a sight to see. We ran up on him and I started looking through his shit while Bishop had his revolver trained on him. He was a real dick about the whole thing. I mean, sure, we were robbing him. He had a right to be pissed. But this guy was acting like he had nothing left, real sorry son of a bitch. Started just to laugh after a while though, me and Bishop. This guy must’ve had a real hard life for a simple robbery this far into the goddamn apocalypse to get to him so much. We asked him about it. Curiosity, I guess, you know? Turns out the fucker had just left his people on the coast out of guilt. He had been just like us. Turns out he killed a damn kid not 24 hours before we met him, and the guilt made him leave. In turn, me and Bishop began to feel guilty for what we had done. We decided that we were gonna give Murph his stuff back, and actually invite him to tag along with us for a bit. After a week or two of spending time with Murphy we really opened our eyes to the bad shit going on. See, he hadn’t experienced any of it, really. He’d spent all this time cooped up in some camp for survivors back in the capital. Only recently had he got here, and now he’s on his own in the thick of it. He needed us, and we needed him. We spent months running across Chernarus witnessing the brutality done to the poor passer bys of towns, minding their own business. The sheer number of people set out to harm others with little to nothing back to them in exchange. If there’s one thing the three of us are good at, it’s killing. Of course there’s the Batman theory of never killing people but that won’t work in these circumstances. Right now, the way to bring back peace and serenity to the land of Chernarus, is to fight fire with fire. It’s their Kismet. Part 2 Alright well they’re both fucking dead. Bishop and Murphy, taken too early to some stupid scoundrels with a trigger finger that don’t know what the hell they’re doing out here. None of this is important anymore, we saw what happened when we tried to be the good guys and sit back and let situations handle themselves. This time, things will be different. All I have left are memories and a dream to restore this hell-hole to somewhere sustainable and habitable. This time I’m doing it in the name of Bishop and Murphy, and boy am I going to have a lot more fun this time around. Familiarize ourselves with current power-houses, trouble-makers, and other groups with similar interests. [Day 775] Establish small patrol units. [Day 780] Create a central hub within South Zagoria for all law-abiding citizens. [Day 790] Form some sort of loose, central government. [Day 820] To bring karma to the wrongdoers of South Zagoria. [Ongoing] Force consequences amongst the anarchists. [Ongoing] Create a circle of trust. [Ongoing] Help and teach the vulnerable to survive. [Ongoing] Promote your common man and his goals. [Ongoing] Friendly Everyone who deserves it Neutral Those that mind their own business Hostile People who prey on the vulnerable @Dan - Garrett White @Sleepyhead - TBD @Castiel - TBD @William - Tony Moretti @YNW Viking - Ling Ling @Major - Borivoj Kopriva DM me the following on discord: DAN#2736
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    Friendly PSA that @Castiel still hasn't been given his status updates back.

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    GMAK Staff Application

    Gonna be a no from me
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    Blocked means blocked

    I liked it how it was tbh, now I can't even tell that they're posted and it looks like people are talking to themselves.
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    Blocked means blocked

    Looks like you did this... my forums are way too confusing now. Please bring that back
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    Blocked means blocked

    It would tidy up my forums way more than it already does
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    Happy Birthday Aiko! @William

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    Event Thread Poll

    Weekends are for IRL
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    Give @Castiel his status updates back

    1. Kordruga


      Hello this is Castiel's manager. He cannot reply to this status update. He has requested me to remind everyone to, quote: "Stop fucking posting on my profile." 

      Thank you,

      Manager Kordruga.

    2. Dan


      This is not on his profile. Sorry buddy

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    VIP rank change

    I got two awards under my name, where my MVP at
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    Looking Forward To For The Year?

    cant wait for the lion king
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    BadRP and You (Your Thoughts)

    I only actually care if it makes it not fun. If it's silly or over the top but it's making me laugh, I couldn't care less because I'm here for enjoyment first.
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    There should really be a Levi Jackson appreciation day.

    Being the first african-american captain for the Yale football team is a crazy achievement.

    What a celebrity.

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