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DocofPinewood

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"I'm your Huckleberry."

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  1. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”

    One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
    Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
    Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

    The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
    Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
    Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

    The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
    Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”
    Doctor: “But this is $500…”
    Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

  2. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    @Roach  and @Empress Nino good running into yall in "Pinewood" I mean Sin city, for the first time back in several months. 

  3. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

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    Sad to say it didn't work. Lot's of flooding in our South East Region. Every four hours i'm getting a flood alert.

    1. Empress Nino

      Empress Nino

      He didn't initiate loud enough, VOIP range is fucked.

  4. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    Also great rp from @ScarletRose. Got to knock the dust off my old Role Playing shoes.

  5. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    At this point I feel as if my store is now a base. 

     

  6. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    Day 2 of Working in South East Texas, U.S. Army has set up a med base inside my company garage, two chinooks landed dropping off supplies. Interesting sight to see. 

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  7. DocofPinewood

    • DocofPinewood
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    • Empress Nino

    Every time your not on and someone needs to be the lead civilian.

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    1. Empress Nino

      Empress Nino

      When I return.

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  8. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    haha, Dogs Bestfriend. https://imgur.com/5qMAsSS 

  9. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

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  10. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    I'm curious if anyone knows what this place was in the previous lore. Hint: Early 2015

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    1. Ender

      Ender

      looks like Vybor.

    2. DocofPinewood

      DocofPinewood

      Go west more. 

       

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      The bus station near lopatino

    4. DocofPinewood

      DocofPinewood

      @Mercy Correct! At the time it was called The Refuge, protected by the 501st, 101st, and Ministry of Chernarus. Just waiting to see if a place like that or The Colony starts up again.

    5. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      The place is gone now and replaced by a F.A.T digger... :/ 

    6. DocofPinewood

      DocofPinewood

      Yeah I know, it saddens me. 

    7. Oy

      Oy

      WHAT?? THEY REMOVED IT??

    8. DocofPinewood

      DocofPinewood

      yep... 

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  11. DocofPinewood

    DocofPinewood

    Well I have been "off" since Sunday because of this storm. Apparently according to my boss our store has about 4ft of water and last night my friend had to leave his home on the other side of town. This is his truck, note he is on a hill also. 20170830_014748.jpg?width=280&height=499

     

    1. DocofPinewood

      DocofPinewood

      Also Rescue helicopters flying over me every 20mins or so.

       

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