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Zero

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  1. Zero

    Zero

    Perhaps I shall make my return soon.

  2. Zero

    Zero

    Beep boop. 

    1. Samti

      Samti

      Baap Beep

  3. Zero

    Zero

    Can we just replace chernarus with Livonia and give copies away of the map? Chernarus is dog shit. Let’s force our will onto the community. 

    1. Challenger

      Challenger

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    2. Mugin

      Mugin

      Putting that diamond money to better use!

    3. Roland

      Roland

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  4. Zero

    Zero

     

  5. Zero

    • Zero
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    • Major

    Lore wipe when?

    1. Fae

      Fae

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    2. Galland

      Galland

      Its getting time Major...

  6. Zero

    Zero

    I can’t even do radio RP now. 👺

    1. Eagle

      Eagle

      Sad times.

  7. Zero

    Zero

    *Holds out tin cup* 

    pleaze spare a beanz for a poor, homeless man. 

  8. Zero

    • Zero
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    • Pontiff

    When Roland opens up RDR RP you can be my trusty priest sidekick. We can travel the lands spreading the gospel and handing out divine justice to the wicked. 

    1. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      dominic cooper preacher GIF by Amazon Prime Video UK

       

    2. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      🤔

    3. Zero

      Zero

      Falk will be our arch nemesis. 

    4. Otto

      Otto

      You fellas making plans to replace me I see.

  9. Zero

    Zero

    My name is ZeroRP because you’re gonna get zero roleplay and I’m gonna get all your gear. If you have a problem with it git good. 

    1. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      chow yun fat yes GIF

    2. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      zero u memer.

    3. Otto

      Otto

      ZeroRP because no computer.

      Gets all my gear cus I die from tabbing out to all these status updates.

    4. Zero

      Zero

      👺

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  10. Zero

    Zero

    Just finished watching MrMoons movie. That ending was a fucking twist. @GaryCash you need to check it out if you haven’t yet. 

  11. Zero

    Zero

    This post is for beanz. Can you spare a can for a poor, homeless man? 

    1. Lemons

      Lemons

      For the low price of 3.99$

    2. Alan Woods

      Alan Woods

      Donald Trump Debate GIF by Election 2016

    3. KordrugaRP

      KordrugaRP

      You can have my beanz, I hope all is well Mr.Zero

    4. Terra

      Terra

      Have a can of mine too ❤️

    5. Aisling

      Aisling

      Why would I feed someone whos leaving us!

    6. Zero

      Zero

      Because I’m hungry and live in a 📦 

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    7. BongoJoe

      BongoJoe

      Here's some beans ya dirty bunghole. Get a job. 

  12. Zero

    Zero

    I think I might take a break. Everything seems to either be constant PvP lately or people with their head so far up their ass they think that their shit doesn’t stink; this seems to be coupled with the mentality of wanting to be in isolation so they can circle jerk each other for hours on end. This place has certainly changed a lot over the years. 

    1. Roland

      Roland

       

    2. Fenrir

      Fenrir

      Where's all the banter gone? Seems like everyone just wants to fuck over everyone else. Even the reports are just another game of win or lose.

  13. Zero

    Zero

    Advocating violence against the homeless is not okay people. 😂

    1. KennethRP

      KennethRP

      Am I right?! 

  14. Zero

    • Zero
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    • Otto

    I’ll just leave this here. 
     

     

    1. Mugin

      Mugin

      Let it stay dead. Fuck.

    2. Otto

      Otto

      Nice meme.

       

  15. Zero

    Zero

    And so we plummet even further into the realm of Altis Life RP. 

    1. Eagle

      Eagle

      Hm?

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      plummet me daddy

  16. Zero

    Zero

    I wish the electric boogaloo would hurry up and kick off already, or a total societal collapse of the US / Western civilization. 

  17. Zero

    Zero

    Dang. My discussion got locked. Time to genocide child characters. 

  18. Zero

    Zero

    Seeing child characters make me want to die.

    1. Watchman

      Watchman

       

  19. Zero

    Zero

    I have a rendezvous with Death
    At some disputed barricade,
    When Spring comes back with rustling shade
    And apple-blossoms fill the air—
    I have a rendezvous with Death
    When Spring brings back blue days and fair.

    It may be he shall take my hand
    And lead me into his dark land
    And close my eyes and quench my breath—
    It may be I shall pass him still.
    I have a rendezvous with Death
    On some scarred slope of battered hill,
    When Spring comes round again this year 
    And the first meadow-flowers appear. 

    God knows ’twere better to be deep
    Pillowed in silk and scented down,
    Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
    Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
    Where hushed awakenings are dear... 
    But I’ve a rendezvous with Death
    At midnight in some flaming town,
    When Spring trips north again this year,
    And I to my pledged word am true, 
    I shall not fail that rendezvous.
     

    Alan Seeger: 1888-1916

  20. Zero

    Zero

    Since the NRA is supposedly a terrorist organization does that mean I can’t have an avatar of NRA figures? 🤔 

    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      who cares tbh, i dont

    2. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      This never ends, does it?

    3. Otto

      Otto

      This man asking the real questions right here.

       

  21. Zero

    Zero

    #JusticeForElmo

  22. Zero

    Zero

    Dear diary: we really need mods on DayZRP. I hope Rolando adds dayz expansion when it releases in October or November. I want to sail away with a boat. I also want Rolando to do a lore wipe or time jump. Maybe then I will be excited for RP again. 

  23. Zero

    Zero

    You  PvPers will never get my M4. 

  24. Zero

    Zero

    Where those mods at tho? This shit is boring. 🙃

  25. Zero

    • Zero
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    • Pontiff

    They added the King James Bible. Plis come back. 

    1. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      Is the game good yet?

    2. Zero

      Zero

      That’s debatable. 

    3. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      I see new features have been steadily added over the last couple of months, does it make a difference?

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