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Joe is dead last won the day on August 20 2017

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  1. Joe is dead

    https://www.dayzrp.com/characters/display-5034/

    Another one of my master pieces

     

    @Sleepyhead there you go.

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      Blessup Dewski. Much appreciated <3 

    2. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      Gis a look at the lore so I can do mine good cha xoxo

  2. Joe Dewski

    Joe Dewski, an American icon, was born in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Raised in a neighborhood where there was only a handful of white folk he gained a fierce reputation to maintain his street cred in his neighborhood. Growing up he was different than all the other kids, having a different skin color made him a target for bullying. One day while playing basketball with some of the boys on his block an older kid came and began picking on him for thinking that he could play basketball as good as the other kids. The boy shoved Joe and took his basketball. The other kids that he was playing basketball with didn't share the same view as the older boy, but were afraid to say anything as the boy was a lot older than them. Joe grew upset, he had been given that basketball by his grandmother, a Brooklyn native, for his birthday. Joe didn't want to get into a fight as he had never fought before in his life, but he knew he couldn't give up that basketball. Laying on the ground Joe thought "If I let this motherfucker leave with my basketball I will be labeled bitch and all the other kids will start stepping over me as well!" Joe knew it was now or never to stand up to this bully, an urge came over Joe's body, he stood from the ground and leaped into the air. The other boys gazed as Joe flew through the air onto the boy. They couldn't believe what they were watching. Joe looked like an Eagle pouncing onto it's prey. Joe waled at the boy, not knowing how to fight, he flailed his arms back and forth hitting the boy in the face over and over again. The older boy dropped Joe's basketball, holding his nose while blood flowed out of it like a river runs down a mountain. Joe's friends cheered him on as the boy ran for his bike. From that day on Joe would be known for his courage. Joe would go onto to fight more bullies, he would win some, he would lose some, but at the end of the day no one had the audacity to call Joe a B I T C H. Time went on, Joe grew older. Joe's mother was an immigrant. She immigrated from a country from a small third world country known as Chernarus. She left he family back there, which decided to send her to America for a better future. As Joe grew older he became more and more curious about his mother's side of the family and decided a trip out to Chernarus with his best friend. Chernarus was nothing like New York, but Joe was never opposed to new experiences. Joe packed a large hiking bag, gathered some of his belongings and booked a flight to South Zagoria, Chernarus. With his mother's blessings he head out to JFK international airport where he met up with his boy and they began there journey.
  3. Joe is dead

    Who wants to play some DayZRolePlay

    1. Species

      Species

      Oh shit the PC in?

    2. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      lol

    3. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      yea but DayZ was never an issue for me to run lmao

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Just wait for me to post this hot n juicy group thread

    5. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      I like hot and juicy things

    6. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      Handicaps

  4. Joe is dead

    You know you caught an L when an Admin reports you.

     

    Wanna be container 21 headass

    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      I look forward to the reunion, Dew.

    2. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      may never come, who knows.

      thinking emoji thinking emoji.

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      At the rate @Sleepyhead is going, probably never. :trolle:

    4. Jasper

      Jasper

      In my defence, I wasn't there to help steer them straight. They're good guys capable of good RP, they can just be a touch fucking stupid sometimes without someone reminding them that sometimes something is a terrible idea. 

    5. Mexi

      Mexi

      So, what you're saying is.. They don know de wae?

    6. Jasper

      Jasper

      I talked to them. They swear up and down they never said that phrase and they weren't quoting the meme. I'll take them at their word for that. They readily said they did all that other shit soooo I don't see why they'd lie about that. 

      But nah, they don't. 

    7. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      Send me your CPs!!

    8. UndeadRP

      UndeadRP

      rule 4s u*

    9. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      Dew I'll fucking kill you you lil bitch

    10. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      yo wtf how'd that lil dood get permd?
       

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  6. Joe is dead

    Finally got my pc in 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    1. Species

      Species

      It's lit

    2. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      Toss me that CP & let's get this show on the road 👀

      Happy for you Dewski!

    3. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      i heard you’re stealing my boy Shane’s thunder? we’re gonna have to throw hands pretty soon.

    4. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      ITOLDHIMHECANPOSTIT

      i'm fragile pls don't hurt me

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    • DustyRP

    omfg Dusty are you streaming?

    1. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      Just for this, I'll make sure to post specifically on your wall when I go live in the future.

    2. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      Thank God, sometimes I feel like I miss the updates and never see you live these days.

  7. you really know the way to my heart

    1. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      ew what the hell I don't want anything to do with your arteries 

    2. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      :x

  8. Joe is dead

    I heard staff was recruiting again. 

    *Would dust off his old CH badge*

    1. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      Dew, no!!!!

    2. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      no worry yung duster, tis me me

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      Same thing will happen that it did with Doms and mine, swept aside because as Rolle said.. we're 'tainted' for having a different opinion.

    4. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      "Banter connections"

    5. Mexi

      Mexi

      Lmaoooo

  9. So today is Valentines day and all...... You know, I can fly you out to NY we can roam the city and ya know do some other things.

    1. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      Yes honey, send ya the deets over steam :x

    2. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      we gon see how hard they ride

  10. Flux [Recruitment Open]

    What? It hasn't even been a week?
    • Joe is dead
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    • Buddy

    It's so obvious you did that on purpose. 

    1. Buddy

      Buddy

      and i even admitted to it 

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  11. Joe is dead

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    The prophecy is complete

    1. Species

      Species

      Yeet

    2. Pep

      Pep

      DAB backwards is BAD, 

           A

      B       D

      the devil 

    3. Buddy

      Buddy

      I broke it :D 

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    4. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

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      fixed

    5. Buddy

      Buddy

      unfixed!!!!

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    6. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

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      ;) 

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    What has this thread become.
  13. We shall rule together brother <3

    1. Joe is dead

      Joe is dead

      <3

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