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  1. A Call to "Cupid"

    *Alex pressed down on the PTT, the sound of a bed creaking from under her as she got up would be audible. She moved quietly in the room, trying to keep the sounds of the floorboards moving to a minimum. Birds would be heard as she went outside, chirping with the early morning sunrise. Alex chuckled darkly and spoke over the radio,* "Cupid. Do me a favour, little guppy..." *The cadence in her voice switched to a thick southern drawl mockingly,* "... And take your cock out of whatever barnyard animal you're currently fucking and respond to this. I've got a business opportunity that might interest you..." *Her voice was thick with a false charm that Cupid was well accustomed to. Alex laughed once more and continued,* "I'll wait till you're finished. Won't take long, anyway." *Wooden panels groaned as she leaned back against the house, removing her finger from the PTT with a soft click of her nails.*
  2. Kattica

    Going through your texts after you've been drunk is always interesting. I sent the following to my poor @Brad...

    "Gimme a dck.pxk. Gimmeeegime. I askd nixely."

    1. Brady

      Brady

      I hope that what I'm translating this as is what it actually is.

    2. Brad

      Brad

      Kattica intoxication level can generally be determined by how her spelling is.  About 3 drinks in she throws it out the window.

  3. Kattica

    I want to warn everyone that I'm going to be hammered tonight. I may say some offensive and stupid things. You've been warned. 

    1. Buddy

      Buddy

      I can be offensive too, see?

      You-Smell-Funny-Captain-Jack-Sparrow-In-

       

    2. Zilly

      Have fun n' stay safe, ya nerd <3

    3. Kattica

      Kattica

      Oh Buddy just you wait... I get meaaaaan. 

    4. Buddy

      Buddy

      latest?cb=20150224014533

    5. Ark

      Ark

      Buddy you arnt ready for drunk Katt.....no one is ready for drunk katt. This little disclaimer she put out doesn’t even begin to cover it.

    6. Buddy

      Buddy

      alright.... I guess....

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    7. Kattica

      Kattica

      Arrrek knows all too well wht a drunk Pussy is like.

      @Ark damnittt

    8. Ellie

      Ellie

      Ark sucks dick tbh

    9. Kattica

      Kattica

      S man y dickaaass

  4. Kattica

    Hey @Oliv I think I can see you from here. Toronto was damn gloomy today. 

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    1. Oliv

      Oliv

      Depending on where you were flying to, you probably flew over my house, I'm in a bit of a flight path. I use an app to look planes up sometimes, it's fun :) 

  5. Enfusion Engine Issues

    Yep! Windows update fucked me. As soon as I reverted to the old version, my game worked fine. Absolutely nothing wrong.
  6. Enfusion Engine Issues

    I had this problem!! Did your computer recently do a massive update? Because mine did and it fucked with everything beyond belief. We reverted to an older version and poof my game worked again.
  7. Kattica

    Can I have my name changed to Cunttica now? Hello? Please?

    1. NateRP

      NateRP

      r4'ed

    2. Vrtra

      Vrtra

      the fuck does r4 mean?

    3. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      Rule 4, the act of an admin using their power to remove someone from the community.

      Or in the most recent case, removing someone who you reported, in your own report.

    4. Kattica

      Kattica

      Dang it. I thought maybe this time someone would agree. Fuck.

    5. Rolle

      Rolle

      So vulgar.

    6. Elmo

      Elmo

      @BostonRP you should've been a moderator

    7. Kattica

      Kattica

      Pls @Rolle. I'll never ask for anything else ever again. 

    8. Rolle

      Rolle

      This is a Christian community Katt, stop it! 

    9. Kattica

      Kattica

      Never. I will have my way Rolle... Mark my words. I will have my way.

    10. Chow

      Chow

      Ask for Kun-Tikka and you shall have ur name change. With all this anime shiet going around.

  8. Kattica

    R4 has been used like... Hundreds of times before...?

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    2. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      I got R4 in a nonbiased way.

      There's a difference.

       

    3. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      But in their own report?

    4. Para

      Para

      But R4'ing somebody you reported simply because they said you were falsely reporting them? How is that fair? It's dictator-style mindset. Question me and die type deal, that is the image she created and to be quite frank, how can anybody ever have faith in a leader of the community if they come across as a dictator. 

    5. Jasper

      Jasper

      Yeah totally, we shouldn't even question it at all. Let's just go along with whatever happens right? 

      Please. Spare me.

    6. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      It's genuinely frightening how much people are overreacting over this.
      - If you can't do the time don't do the crime?
      - Actions have consequences?
      - Talk shit get hit?
      It pretty self explanatory. Though I am sure someone will still have to spoon feed this concept to them...

    7. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      @MeenMuginLovin Well you see there was no POVs from all of the accused the report evidence was not even present. That whole report was acted on he say she say. Where is the justification with that? 

    8. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      14 day final warning at worst tbh. R4 might've been a tad heavy.

    9. Kattica

      Kattica

      I just... Don't understand the fucking pitchforks? Like... R4 is used a hell of a lot.  R4 and report verdicts aren't mutually exclusive; meaning you don't need one to have the other. People get R4'd all the time with NO report, no nothing? It's... Always been that way? 

    10. JimRP

      JimRP

      @MeenMuginLovin

      All three are troll reports, compare the outcomes. 

    11. Para

      Para

      Okay @MeenMuginLovin, *rolls up sleeves*

      First of all, you're HEAVILY biased as it was your own situation, so saying to us that we're overreacting is a bullshit statement in itself. 

      >"If you can't do the time, don't do the crime" what a load of bollocks. No evidence has been brought forth to show us that they did do the crime, so far it is your word against theirs. 

      >"Actions have consequences" only if you're found guilty. A judge cannot find somebody guilty in their own case, it's biased and flawed. If the report was carried out like normal (logs were pulled, all PoV's etc.) and it was handled by a neutral 3rd party of judges, fine. But Aiko R4'ing people simply because she accused them is bollocks.

      >"Talk shit get hit" get out. What a load of bollocks as well. This is just flawed, I don't and shouldn't need to explain to you why, you're biased etc.

      I don't need this concept spoon fed to me, I feel like i have to spoon feed it to you. I study law, i understand the basic principles of a fair and just system. Clearly you do not, so take that passive aggressive crap elsewhere. 

       

    12. JimRP

      JimRP

      I don't agree with the outcome but @Rolle backs it so I will support my partner's decision - my own personal opinion is that this could've been handled in a way better way. They need to message the email and then we'll all sit down and find a more calm solution to all this.

    13. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      Talk to Rolle and the other Admins, not me man. Isn't that what R4 means? It's their decision not ours.

    14. Kattica

      Kattica

      Admin discretion and whatnot. They'll have to sort it amongst themselves I guess.

    15. JimRP

      JimRP

      I'm telling you my opinion on the subject. All these people's replies is their opinion about your status update reply. 

    16. Elmo

      Elmo

      Negating the "don't touch if you're biased" rule that all staffers abide by in cases of R4 is inviting abuse of power.

      Staff will support the decision because Aiko is one of them, this pretend confusion in the status update reeks of bullshit. Anybody in staff, past or present, knows how wrong this is.

    17. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      While we have permanently removed people from the community for trolling, the entire situation reeks of horrors that I'd rather not imagine, let alone want for it to happen. Never be the judge on your own case, ever. Personally, I'm not impressed with the situation, but it has happened and now we have to wait for an appropriate solution to this shitfest.

    18. Kattica

      Kattica

      Admins have always had special privileges. It's always been that way. They've always been allowed to see a situation and ban someone for it. There doesn't necessarily have to be a report. 

      Can there be? Of course there can. But, it's never been mandatory for R4.

    19. Mexi

      Mexi

      If she had done it without the report, maybe things would have been seen differently. The way that was handled was unprofessional and screamed bias which is why the vast majority disagree with it.

      Being on Aiko's roster and her friend I'm sure it's hard to understand fully but it's actually rather simple.

    20. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      While that is the case Kattica, she put up the report and then it should be handled as such. Without any proof of the statement even being ready for presentation at the time, I can't get behind the decision as such in this case.

      Eitherway, I will refrain from commenting further on this until more info/decisions have come forward.

    21. Kattica

      Kattica

      I'm actually... Being pretty calm about the whole thing? It's okay if you're upset and can't see that @Mexi, and it's okay that you've been patronizing -- but I've pretty much only regurgited the server rules.

      So, yes... I'm gonna hang out in the strip club still. And yes, I don't think I'm gonna stop being friends with Aiko anytime soon. And yes, R4 is a very real thing that can very much so be appealed or overturned. 

      So you're right; it is simple. 

  9. Eliot O'Neil

    Given the opportunity of a life time, Eliot had packed her backs happily while a disappointed fiancee looked her way. Her life was getting boring, and Eliot felt like the man she slept beside was suffocating her with one of their feather pillows. No hesitation crossed her mind when she was offered a role in the company at the National Ballet of China -- a dream job for any ballet dancer. Her plane was scheduled to leave Pearson International Airport with one stop in London, England before her final destination of China. Her lay-over in London was a nuisance, but a few white Russian's at the hotel bar with an interesting stranger seemed to dull that ache of annoyance. Being a nervous flyer, the alcohol helped her nerves relax enough to sleep on her red-eye flight to China. It wasn't until a strange smell hit her nose, and the sounds of panic crossed her ears that she woke up. The blonde blinked her blue-green eyes to get rid of the fog that clouded her eyes, but soon realized that the smoke wasn't a side effect of her sleep. The cabin was filling with smoke, and her heart had dropped to her stomach. A calm voice filled the smokey air with reassuring words of an emergency departure into the small country of Chernarus to identify the problem. The plane descended quickly, and with very little grace. A reassuring look from the stranger a night earlier was only enough to calm her nerves for a fraction of a second. If he was still smiling, she couldn't tell; her eyes squeezed shut in an effort to dream the nightmare away. The nightmare did end up fading. After thirty minutes, the wheels of their plane had touched down and for the time being Eliot finally felt safe. That feeling was fleeting. Two days were spent in Chernarus, with two major factors playing into the length of their stay; the faulty part being replaced, and the authorization to take off once again. It was the later of the two issues that was harder to resolve, for reasons that escaped Eliot at the time. It wasn't until the end of the second day that they were given the orders to remain put due to an issue of national security. That's when the panic set in, and all hell broke loose. Ballet dancers are not built for the zombie apocalypse. Eliot learned this quickly, and learned that refusal to adapt to her surroundings would mean a swift death for her. She spent the early days of the apocalypse cowering in a home that had been hastily evacuated. Clothes of the previous owners were carelessly thrown across the floor, and the cupboards had been emptied of all non-perishables. During those early days, she fed herself by cutting around the green mold that had taken over a loaf of whole wheat bread. Her stomach gurgled angrily; from the hunger or from the molded bread, she didn't know. It took her a few more days to leave the security of the house. Her growling stomach convinced her that the walls separating her from the real world would soon be the coffin holding her withered corpse. Armed with a small hatchet she found in the basement tangled among camping supplies, she cautiously entered a world that she did not recognize. The blood along the streets, and distant gun shots fed into this dystopia that felt so different from the world that once made her feel safe. It wasn't long after she started taking more chances that her luck had run out. Her body was exhausted. No amount of food seemed to be able to nourish her enough to put one foot in front of the other. Strong lungs that had seen her through some intense routines were easily winded, and caused stars to cross her vision. The adrenaline that coursed through her body like a drug gave her strength during those fleeting moments, but tired her to near insanity directly afterward. It was through her own stupidity that she wandered into an inhabited house one day, and through even more stupidity that she allowed herself to be so easily captured into a life of slavery.
  10. Teamspeak and Discord

    I love discord for groups or small groups of friends. For a big community though? God please no.
  11. I love when groups come around that fit in nicely with the current climate of the server. It sounds like there's a ton of potential for conflict with other groups currently on the server and I like when groups have the balls to challenge that. Just... Try not to get burned out because hostilities can be tough to work out with already established groups when you're still getting your numbers together.
  12. Kattica

    Can someone please explain to @Brad that the "imp of perverse" is a real thing and it does not make me a psychopath for seeing a cliff and feeling the weird urge to jump off. 

    There has to be someone else who knows what I'm talking about.

    1. Brady

      Brady

      That doesnt sound right

    2. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      Yeah, I get the urge to like throw my phone or self off into an abyss, or like... into imminent death.

      Other crazy shit too I guess. People are fuckin weird...

    3. Kattica

      Kattica

      THANK YOU Mugin. I get the urge to throw my phone out of the car if the window is down and shit like that..

      Imp of the perverse. I'm not crazy. It's a very real thing Brady. 

    4. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      Yeah, pretty much to destroy anything valuable or of personal affect. 

    5. Kattica

      Kattica

      Yeah but it goes beyond that. Like sometimes I'll be chopping some vegetables, and I think to myself... "man it would be so easy to cut off my pinky finger right now." 

    6. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      Yeah, it's a real thing. I was on the top floor of this department store the other day and was leaning over the railing, tempted to scream yeet and jump. As far as I know it's a morbid curiosity thing, and nothing psychologically wrong. 

      Also, this is what I was thinking of at the railing:

      Spoiler

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    7. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      Pretty accurate. I mean self harm. What you could do to people as well. It gets pretty twisted, but its a definite thing. 

    8. Kattica

      Kattica

      Thank you for all of your psycho minds c:

    9. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      I mean, I know @Jack the Ripper would agree that this sorta mind set makes us good at hostile RP.

      Just a healthy outlet for some fucked shit. :P 

    10. Kattica

      Kattica

      Maybe I gotta tap into that sick fuck in me more for our hostile RP.

    11. Ark

      Ark

      Should I worry for Brad?

    12. Kattica

      Kattica

      You should always worry for Brad. He picked me of all people. 

    13. Ark

      Ark

      You do have a point...

    14. Kattica

      Kattica

      *Nods sadly.*

    15. Ark

      Ark

      I’m surprised he’s still alive at this point.....he is still alive right?

    16. Kattica

      Kattica

      ... When was the last time anyone heard from him? >:)

    17. Ark

      Ark

      Actually heard him....would be a month or two ago in your channel give or take.

    18. Kattica

      Kattica

      A lot can happen in a month or two...

    19. Brad

      Brad

      Oh heellloo.  Brad here. 

      Not in any way @Kattica typing on his account.  All fine and daaaandy. 

      Hahaha ha....

      You saw nothing!

       

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    20. Kattica

      Kattica

      Good boy.

  13. Mandatory Character Benching on Death

    I get where you are coming from. I know that it will add realism. But all that being said... No. People have always been free to RP out their characters as they see fit. Some people draw out injuries like I do, others don't like to have a gunshot wound affect their character for a week and a half. I really can't blame them, it's just a different type of RP. Would I prefer to see people play injured for at least a day after they're shot? Probably... But I don't think that making it a rule is going to benefit the whole of the community.
  14. Returning

    I think you'll get used to it pretty quickly c: And you can still always add your text rp background into it by pressing the / button (opens direct chat) while in game and writing actions in *'s.
  15. The Damned

    Oh hi Connor Look forward to seeing you around again!
  16. The Damned

    I like a challenge >:)
  17. The Damned

    Perverts. I'm surrounded by perverts.
  18. The Damned

    But... But pretty please can I help?
  19. The Damned

    I look forward to corrupting more people.
  20. The Damned

    @Ellie bb <3
  21. Disallow stealth radio usage: Rule 11.5

    The way things are today are WAY more fair than what they were. Like... leagues ahead of what they were. Nitpicking is only gonna frustrate people. Can it be abused? Fuck yes it can... but so can every rule. There's grey areas for everything, and that's why our little staffies love phrases like "case by case basis". If you think someone is leaking information over their radio, and you initiate on them, take their radio and transport them to a new location. There's fuck all their friends can do if all they know is a last location, but it at least gives them the opportunity to TRY and find them.
  22. Disallow stealth radio usage: Rule 11.5

    It's a video game; there's only so much realism people can stand before wanting to bash their head in with their own keyboards.
  23. Kattica

    Lowkey babysitting @Ellie right now. Someone pay me. 

    1. Kattica

      Kattica

      She just said, and I quote, "Everything about my tastes is bitter.... bitter.... bitter... I hope I'm not bitter... I want chocolate."

    2. Ark

      Ark

      What did you do to her?

    3. Kattica

      Kattica

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  24. Kattica

    Guys. I finally broke 100 hours in this shit game :'D

    1. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      :ph34r:

    2. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      3,520

      I've also played this game over a span of four years, three of them being here.

    3. Kattica

      Kattica

      I'm talking about the forums Mr.215 @BostonRP

      I have 1800 ish in total. So you still win. Happy? :P

    4. Santa

      Santa

      100 hours sounds like a painful grind

    5. Kattica

      Kattica

      It can be a painful grind. Especially when you're stuck roleplaying with @MeenMuginLovin all the time. 

    6. MeenMuginLovin

      MeenMuginLovin

      Pretty accurate. Speaking of which lemme grab a beer.

  25. Kattica

    Uh oh... @Rolle... why on earth would you say you're recruiting?! @Ellie is already on my dick about applying. This will make it a million times worse...

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    2. Kattica

      Kattica

      My balls are so big.

    3. Kattica

      Kattica

      If I ever apply for staff again, my staff app in the "why do you want to join staff" section is just going to say "fuck you Rolle" :3

    4. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      Do it pussy

    5. Rolle

      Rolle

      Rude.

    6. Kattica

      Kattica

      See? I knew you missed the sass @Rolle.

    7. Ark

      Ark

      Like I said....both of you together in staff once was hard enough. 

    8. Kattica

      Kattica

      But imagine good old days doing verdicts together @Ark. Don't you miss how we pick apart your verdicts and tell them they're trash? :3

    9. Ark

      Ark

      You know I haven’t had a verdict picked at in awhile....

      No no.....stop trying to lure me in with good times you devil. 

    10. Kattica

      Kattica

      Good. Because I just read your last verdict @Ark. It was fucking sloppy.

      c:

    11. Ellie

      Ellie

      Remember when I would edit your reports due to errors and miss types @Ark good times.

    12. Kattica

      Kattica

      You're right @Ellie. What precious memories :'D

    13. Ark

      Ark

      I remember it differently. I remember it being fine and everyone saying to post it. Then 5 hours later Ellie pops on saying i don’t like how that reads or I don’t like that wording *edit* 

    14. Kattica

      Kattica

      Oh, so you're saying that the staff team as a whole is incompetent? Good to know ;p

    15. Para

      Para

      Nah that's just @Ark, @Kattica. :P

    16. Ark

      Ark

      The only incompetent person participating in this chat still is Kat. I mean she is Canadian after all

    17. Ellie

      Ellie

      She said in game the other day that she wanted fries with gravy and cheese. I was like.. youre suppose to be american Katt.. that isnt very american of you. 

    18. Kattica

      Kattica

      Well I'm sorry that I'm not familiar with your inferior customs, you American swines. 

    19. Aiko

      Aiko

      You know Katt all we have to do is get you a little MOIST! You will want to get right back into staff that way.

      @Rolle just bring them back I need more sassy girls to help me yell at you.

    20. Ark

      Ark

      Rolle listening to Aiko will kill dayzrp. Do you want to kill dayzrp?

    21. Rolle

      Rolle

      DayZRP is dead. 

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