Might bring back John Anderson but this time make him a former presenter on "Whats the story in Balamory" turned rapper who has to flee to Livonia on a lads holiday because his missus found out hes been shagging her 21 year old sister.
Shit! Forgot to add that he can drive a T90 Heavy tank, Mi-24 Hind assault helicopter and operate a missile launch system on a Udaloi Class destroyer in the russian navy despite never holding a gun