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Everything posted by Volke

  1. How to get VIP/MVP

    You can be MVP by hosting dank events
  2. I remember this - Good times!
    • Volke
    • Undead

    I hope you are doing well today :)

    1. Undead


      I got lots of beans 

  3. Lost and Alone: Tales of Elizabeth Smith

    Technically you can - take a look .
  4. Lost and Alone: Tales of Elizabeth Smith

    So a three yr old is just wandering..and some bandit randomly pulls a gun to the temple. Alright than. Yessssssssss. 10/10 would read it again. Jesus fucking Christ that took a spin. Filling all the plotHOLES in.
  5. Both sides of this thread are the reason I haven't even attempted logging onto the servers. This thread is proof of all the shit wrong in this community.
  6. Community Circles

    @Rolle What's the status with this? I think now is a better time than ever to get people into the community to join forces together hence why this could help.
  7. What has this come to?

    If you post a picture of a chicken nugget that looks phallic, you get banned.
  8. What has this come to?

    Because there are Somalian pirates on the horizon.
  9. What has this come to?

    Jesus fucking christ (By the way I'm fucking Catholic so fuck a jesus christ) Cid, It's a fucking nugget. This is supposed to be a GAMING community where people come to have FUN and play FUCKING video games. Stop being a goddamn Rollebot and think - was anyone actually being harmed? The site? A jab at some person? Idk man - I'm shocked that you think someone should getting permd for a fucking chicken nugget in the shape of a penis. As another note: I think a lot of the problems would go away if people were forced to talk to one another. The attitude of - if you think something is wrong, report it is the exact problem people are facing. Force people to talk and communicate with eachother. When Staff gives out warnings or drops a final warning; ask to speak with them in TS about the final warning and try to get to the heart of the issue. The rules should be placeholders, judged with human insight; not an eternal law itself. This mentality is what's gotten the community in the state it is. But what can I say, @Rolle doesn't see it as a problem, so why should we? He's led the community this long and if he says he knows what is just and holy, we should be inclined tto believe him. Hopefully one day we can just play video games, and stay away from the bitter-sweet demon known as drama.
  10. Events, Events, Events

    Oh noooo Dad . I'm sorry all your friends are dead. At least you have your toy chest of misfit toys. . *When doth the events strike....................................*
  11. Events, Events, Events

    *Wonders when the hawk known as the *Eventmaster* will strike.
  12. Onus uses flamebait? It's not very effective...
    • Volke
    • Dr Willsky

    But I'm Canadian - you racist :( 

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    2. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      calm down boys, let's sit down and talk about it with some maple syrup whilst wearing beaver hats 

    3. Oliv


      *Holds a furious Canadian Goose back on a leash* Down boy, it's ok... shuusshhhh....

    4. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      I should make foie gras of that goose tbh

  13. What?

    Are there chicken nuggets in the sandwich? Also if Andrey's unperm'd atm - why is this thread not closed yet?
  14. What?

    Probably Rolle to get to his PC tbh to reply or close the thread. And maybe unban
  15. What?

    Makes you think of the soldiers in the night who broke into the house, kidnapped people and find out the next day they were an information leak . I mean could someone used Andrey's info to get Ender's info or use Andrey as a safeguard or a shield. I don't know how it works.
  16. DayzRP's dead. Move to VineRP

    DayZRP wont die as long as Rolando pays his taxes. In all seriousness, it's going to stay in a lull/comatose state until beta and/or full release which will bring popularity to the game. As much as I love some of the ones who were banned; they could easily have been replaced if DayZ had numbers and pontetial PR. At this time though, it's in a lull state; it won't be as it was until so. Take me back to 5 full servers. But tldr - DayZRP won't die though I would propose that little could be done for it except for waiting until popularity comes to DayZ. If you argue that in terms of old mentality - DayZRP is dead and has no chance for recovery with Rolle & team taking this community with a different approach. Its not good, nor bad but different. I'd be interested in being convinced otherwise though. I do think it sucks that yall have almost little control over even the most basic server functions. Wait pets? WIll I be able to have a pet parakeet to kill zombies Yesssssssssssss...
  17. What We Can Do

    I kind of figured but it's still a question that needs to be asked since it can dissuade/convince people to get IG.
  18. What We Can Do

    Is there something for players to look forward to until than? DayZRP wont die but currently it seems to be in a dying/comatose state until beta/full release in which a massive influx will bring life. Is there something for the people that are sticking until than to look forward too other than same old? What's going on with the lore wipe & the like? Are there any other things underway other than soon(tm)?
  19. What We Can Do

    There's a lot of space now: A lot more space than you could ever want now that so many folks have been permd. It's how he got the final points that are ridiculous. Clearly folks want to cover the giant shit stain with a fucking carpet and act like it doesn't matter - but damage control only goes so far. It's going to start smelling like shit and over the next month it's going to hit like a ton of fucking bricks.
  20. What We Can Do

    That's...actually disturbing to hear that other people's removal from an online gaming community has excited your friends to playing again.
  21. What We Can Do

    Rolle you've gone on record dropping the N word in chats. Those same chats have had people permabanned for dropping the n word, I just see it being ironic that you want to make this a safe place yet exchange in toxicity yourself. It wasn't that long ago that you were in chats with these "scum" chatting on the daily. Idk man, I guess these announcements are going to be big - I'm curious and hopeful of the change in the community to make it well...fun again for myself. I may not have gotten along with every permabanned member but I really do feel sorry Rolle that you can only remember them for their departure and not for the good things they did. Shame