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Volke

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  1. Volke

    • Volke
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    • UndeadRP

    I hope you are doing well today :)

    1. UndeadRP

      UndeadRP

      I got lots of beans 

  2. Volke

    • Volke
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    • Dr Willsky

    But I'm Canadian - you racist :( 

    1. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      still makes you an american doesn't it ;)

    2. Volke

      Volke

      Holy Racism - in this community is rampant. Please ban @Willsky because he doesn't respect my race :'(.

    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      Did some one force injustice on a Canuck?

    4. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      let's be honest here, if it weren't for the superior European race you guys would still be living in huts and running after bizons. 

    5. Volke

      Volke

      *Offers Oliv a Hockey stick* Slay him.

    6. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      calm down boys, let's sit down and talk about it with some maple syrup whilst wearing beaver hats 

    7. Oliv

      Oliv

      *Holds a furious Canadian Goose back on a leash* Down boy, it's ok... shuusshhhh....

    8. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      I should make foie gras of that goose tbh

  3. Volke

    Volke

    O7 Vic

  4. Volke

    • Volke
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    • Bizbok

    I'm cringing so hard........

    1. Bizbok

      Bizbok

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    2. Volke

      Volke

      Comment still applies

       

      :|

    3. Bizbok

      Bizbok

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    4. Bizbok

      Bizbok

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  5. Volke

    • Volke
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    • Bizbok

    I haven't laughed this hard since grandma's tumble down the stairs.  

    1. Bizbok

      Bizbok

      HAHAHA!

    2. Volke

      Volke

       

    3. Bizbok

      Bizbok

       

    4. Volke

      Volke

       

    5. ASqueakyCleanPado

      ASqueakyCleanPado

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    6. Volke

      Volke

      *Slurps in Chernarussian*

    7. Bizbok

      Bizbok

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  6. Volke

    • Volke
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    • Bizbok

    You're welcome!

    1. Bizbok

      Bizbok

      I love you

    2. Volke

      Volke

      What Can I say except you're welcome?

      I see what's happening here.  Your face to face with greatness and it's strange.  You don't even know how you feel.  It's adorable!   

    3. Bizbok

      Bizbok

      Well it's nice to see that humans never change :x

  7. Volke

    • Volke
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    • bunny

    Is the Bunny White Knight system fully operational?

    1. Storm

      Storm

      *Clunks into sight wearing pitch black armor* No.

    2. bunny

      bunny

      The Fair Maiden System AI: Bunny 0.92 is in Beta.

  8. Volke

    • Volke
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    • Roland

    Liking the new profile picture.  

    1. Majoo

      Majoo

      Me like! :)

  9. Volke

    • Volke
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    • Pussy

    This song offends me.

    1. Pussy

      Pussy

      Your eyebrows offend me.

  10. Volke

    • Volke
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    • bunny

    Where is the avatar?

  11. Volke

    Volke

    A poem by Bizbok

    Still Got Heart

    Mechanicalized, creeping eyes. 
    Stiff lips, faces thin and strict. 
    Marching, chastising patchwork men, 
    judging our dreadful, threaded souls. 

    You wander lost places, hidden alone. 
    In a changed world, you were ashamed to be born. 

    Equality here does not exist. 

    Your make and model number just don’t fit. 
    It’s a game of tag and this time you’re it. 

    Your skin is real compared to their razor claws. 
    Your bone and skin against their mechanic flaws. 
    They’re watching, waiting for that chance… 
    and when the music plays. 
    It’s your turn to dance. 

    1. Harvard

      Harvard

      please end your life

    2. Bizbok

      Bizbok

      I'm unsure how I truly feel about this. I appreciate you crediting me and advertising my work though man. :$

    3. Volke

      Volke

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      We in boys

    4. Harvard

      Harvard

      in hell

    5. Bizbok

      Bizbok

      :/:S

    6. Charlie

      Charlie

      Nice poem hope, looking forward to another ;)

    7. Bizbok

      Bizbok

      Oh dear C-J

      Swear I'm having an identity crisis O.o

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