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Galland

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"Austria erit in orbe ultima"

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  1. Galland

    Galland

    What the hell is going on on deer isle?... Cant you folks leave again?

  2. Galland

    Galland

    Is anybody else encountering random crashes of DayZ as of lately?

  3. Galland

    Galland

    That moment when you cant remember the combination for hands up and the action wheel takes forever to select the wanted action.

    1. Rover

      Rover

      "Wait! Okay, okay, I'll put my hands up! One second... one sec, I'm so sorry, my sleeve is caught in my belt... wait... wait... wait... OKAY! There, sorry. My shoulders were stiff."

    2. Galland

      Galland

      Well the bullet was faster and that talk didnt really help 🤣

       

  4. Galland

    Galland

    Let's address the elephant in the room... why isn't this already on the server?

    https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1874545775

    1. ChrisW

      ChrisW

      This is the least surprising thing tbf... Reminds me of the campaign to the MG42 and Panzerfaust onto the old servers.

  5. Galland

    • Galland
    •   
    • Phoenix

    You asked for it.. so here I am to meme

     

  6. Galland

    Galland

    El Presidente CIA Edition (Twitch)

    Waiting for the Banhammer missle to hit some rulebreakers

  7. Galland

    Galland

    #reallifelootrp

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  8. Galland

    Galland

    "What we got pillaged again? I expeccted some RP" @Harlow , trustful Romanian comrade

    This quote was followed by a good laugh of zbois

    1. groovy harlow

      groovy harlow

      tis what it is

  9. Galland

    Galland

    "Saying ZBOR was evil is like saying Hitler did nothing wrong" 2k19 @Lycaformer Administrator

    1. Lyca

      Lyca

      -_-

    2. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      I would give beanz but i'm out. +1

    3. Lyca

      Lyca

      WHY DO YOU QUOTE ME LIKE THAT :C 

      Hehe ... 😛

      Also ... you get my beanz now ... even though it was my quote. 

    4. Corry

      Corry

      wait we was evil 

  10. Galland

    Galland

    And once again the german saves the day in Camp Hope!

    Right @Mademoiselle?

    1. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Lmao, yes

    2. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      F

  11. Galland

    Galland

    Camp Hope, a magical place even now days... gents ach just stop it ja? 🤣

    1. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Eh O_o

    2. Galland

      Galland

      @Mademoiselle ask your folks they will surely tell you

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      There are like 3 camp Hopes somehow 😧 I swear it wasn't even me!

    4. Galland

      Galland

      Dont make yourself wrong hopes it was yours, might visit when you are IG

    5. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Camp Hope

      Camp Hope 2: Electric Boogaloo

      Camp Hope 3: The Final Destination

  12. Galland

    Galland

    The truth is out there if you are willing to search for it, follow the light my fellow believers!

    Psxig3r.jpg

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Oi you got a permit for that there vest? 

  13. Galland

    • Galland
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    • Prince

    Greetings, best of luck with your FAL parts kit and the lower.. I hope you find a solution something like that truely sucks.

    1. Prince

      Prince

      im hoping it goes well too, its been harder than I thought it would be 

  14. Galland

    • Galland
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    • derNils

    Thomas Krüger "Wörk" 2k19

  15. Galland

    • Galland
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    • Lyca

    Alles gute im neuen Lebensjahr Lyca,  viel Erfolg und nur das Beste

    Hochachtungsvoll,

    Dein 2th liebster Österreicher

    1. Lyca

      Lyca

      Du bist aber mein allerliebster Österreicher! ? 

      ❤️

      Danke dir! 

  16. Galland

    Galland

        A few days ago in a certain city in the north, DayZRP 2019 decolorized and colorized againWsMhg0m.jpg@Lyca

    1. Lyca

      Lyca

      LOL

  17. Galland

    Galland

    finally

  18. Galland

    Galland

    So, tell me folks how bad is it?

    1. Major

      Major

      Much better than last one.

    2. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      Surprisingly good

  19. Galland

    Galland

    @Shnitz I am proud of you, all glory to the nail keeper

    And now run from those fake friends of yours that want to use them on a "outpost"

    1. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      Fake friends? Pretty sure what you were meant to say was enemies of the state. And I am the state.

  20. Galland

    Galland

    1. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      Okay this has to be some sort of inside joke because there's no way you got 10 BeanZ just for that

    2. Galland

      Galland

      @Shnitz

      there you go my friend

    3. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      Ah thank you kind sire

  21. Galland

    Galland

    @Sylva So you have found our burried meme folders? Such things should have never been recovered!

    Watch the documentaries closely and learn my friend, for a better future.

     

    1. groovy harlow

      groovy harlow

      did someone leak our fucking memes again 

    2. Corry

      Corry

      Well it’s not the first time 

    3. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      *watches closely in meme lord*

    4. groovy harlow

      groovy harlow

      ?

    5. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      hecc

  22. Galland

    Galland

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    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Anschluss V.2?

    2. groovy willsky

      groovy willsky

      Krieg?

    3. Galland

      Galland

      national holiday, aka the national celebration day 26.10 the day were the last allied soldier left austria

      so in an ironic way "liberation day"

    4. Spartan

      Spartan

      Nice. Ours is in may

    5. Galland

      Galland

      but a reverse anschluss wouldn't be bad either spartan ^^ atleast Würtenburg and Bavaria

    6. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      Oh okay

    7. Galland

      Galland

      nothing wrong here fellow country man, keep moving

       

    8. Shnitz

      Shnitz

      *reluctantly does as instructed*

  23. Galland

    Galland

    To answer one of the questions that have been asked so many times over and over again.

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    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      Next question:

      Where is my costume, Galland?

    2. Vorobye

      Vorobye

      I wouldn't trust ammo with fake cyrillic on it tho.

  24. Galland

    Galland

    Well... zhat escalated quickly

  25. Galland

    Galland

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    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      such inspirational, much wow

    2. groovy patz

      groovy patz

      based on a true story?

    3. groovy harlow

      groovy harlow

      @PatZ based on his entire DayZRP career

       

    4. Corry

      Corry

      From Zbor pictures, a Ministry of propaganda production. Galland is the loot master rated 18

    5. Galland

      Galland

      @Ducky

      There you go, very good work of your hehe

    6. Ducky

      Ducky

      o/

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