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  1. ChDKZ - 103.7 [open freq]

    Lenka pushed down the PTT after having listened to the long winded speech. "So...She uh, survived the first shooting? That uh...Thanks, I suppose. I could've sworn that man made a heart shot. Guess he missed." "But uh...The man who gave the speech. He uh...Makes valid points, but uh...The one I would be worried the most about would be the Geneva Convention." She paused to think over her response. "I uh...Am not so versed in the uh...Laws of war, I guess you could call it? I do know though that uh...If you are not uniformed, then uh...That is troubling." "I mean, it is troubling that uh...You decide that now is the perfect time to rebel, even though CDF forces and law enforcement have been doing a lot of peacekeeping, but uh...Yeah." "As much as I hold disdain for the Red Star Movement, I fear what would become of those swept up in the bravado of false words and romanticism, only to be captured by veterans of the civil war, whose blood boils simply at the sight of that little red star. So, for your sake, and for the civilian populace who wish not to get shot, could you uh...Please be a uniformed enemy?" "Uh...Officer Malikova, signing off, I suppose." She then released the PTT button, not exactly sure how to feel about her words.
  2. A strange radio message [Frequency Open]

    The radio comes to life with the irritated voice of Officer Malikova. Just by the tone of her voice, one could tell she was having an off day. "This is Officer Malikova of the Chernogorsk Police Department. Do not listen to this man, or hunt for this woman. I know her not, but what I know of this man is that he admitted to premeditating a murder on a man supposedly locked in a cell. He admitted this. To an officer of the law, in full uniform. I will let that sink in for a second, and speak its volume." As she stated, she remained silent for a few seconds before her voice picked up again. "Throughout our questioning of him, he kept suggesting methods to torture him, or how he would 'do it'. I question this man's character. Not only would he lie, but I doubt he would let you live if you delivered the woman he requests. Despite all that, it is highly illegal." She would keep silent for a bit, before her voice chimed in. "Oh! I forgot to mention. If those reasons are not persuasive enough. We found this man with a chainsaw, wearing a clown mask. Upon its removal, we saw he had filed his teeth to a point." She held a silence for a moment, making sure no transmissions were going to come through, before she spoke again. "This message is directly to you now, Mister Fawkes. Do not come to Chernogorsk. Considering how we left you, and how you disobey clear orders, your punishment will be severe. I repeat again. Mister Fawkes. Do not come to Chernogorsk."
  3. How many times have you been a hostage?

    Mate. Their gone. Not in the community anymore, as is hinted by the white "Guest" name. A bit of a necro too.
  4. DayZ Voice Radius & "Super Man Hearing"

    Generally if I see two people leaning towards each other, I chalk it up as a private talk or whispering, or if they purposely seek out a room, and shut the door, I will generally be kind enough to not overhear them. That is unless I am directly against the wall which they are talking at and say...the windows are broken on it.
  5. Is ok if my character start this rumor?

    I mean, if someone finds out you are spreading rumors about the UN and acts on it, will you let them? I imagine a lot of people would want to open a can of whoop ass on someone who does that.
  6. When should one hatred of the un start?

    Why hate the UN though? They's some nice people.
  7. Well, I enjoyed the RP of everyone in The Tower. Just phenomenal all around. That, and the timing of events, and a great shotgun clip. Oh lordy. @Fil Vandren gave some amazing RP with his character that we worked off of. A shame it ended in death.
  8. The Tower

  9. Really? The new lore; that's it about the airplane?

    I mean, do you always need the true story? A plane hit the hotel, and everyone in the plane is dead. Rumors are sure to come that Russians shot it down or CDF or what have you. All they know for certain is that the plane nosedived and is now in Chernogorsk.
  10. Really? The new lore; that's it about the airplane?

    How would you know about the origins of a plane crash if all were killed, and most people whom would normally report or look into the plane crash are dealing with the infection? As for killing all on board...They literally have mass graves buried under rubble by the plane. I think even the devs intended no one to survive it.
  11. Impersonations

    I appreciate it, thanks!
  12. Things to do in Dayz when you are bored

    Grab a Sporter and claim you are king of new spawns seeking subjects to purge the geared from the lands. Amass your horde, and lead them into the breach thirty strong, accosting any geared man you see.
  13. Impersonations

    So...Quick question about impersonation and all that. Say I'm playing a cop right, and actively identify as police in a certain city. Then a lovely group is made consisting of 'All the police in Chernarus.' would I be impersonating if I have been doing the thing longer, or would it just be left alone?
  14. That's why I splint and use Morphine often.
  15. The Tower

    -Yoink- Forgot to refresh. We'll get the thread set up in no time. It should be an easy write.