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  1. Nothing like the smell of formaldehyde in the morning.  Stupid people...grr.

  2. Wondering how long it takes for one to realize that constantly posting snarky, sarcastic, rude comments reflects on how one is viewed by others!?!?

    1. The Marshal

      The Marshal

      Helps when you have a dozen friends that go and act like this every time you make one of those comments:


      People here care about how their 'friends' view them, and care not about how the 'whiney, salty outsiders' view them. Everyone is judged by their worst examples, while everyone else paints themselves by their best intentions.

    2. Hebee


      +1 preach!1!1!1!1

    3. Mexi


      ay lmao

    4. Nihoolious


      lmao just have fun

  3. Holy crap, the overly sensitive defensiveness of some people is just astounding in this mature community...lol

  4. Wondering why some evidence is acted on in an instant,  and others is seemingly ignored...#doyouknowwhosinyourcommunity, #slothlikeresponsetime, #liarliarpantsonfire

  5. Wondering...do people really read over their posts prior to hitting the submit button?  Do they consider how dickish they come across?  Or do they do that on purpose.  Things that make me go hmmmm....

    1. Ender


      I dont I post then look at it again and "oh shit this is horrible and needs so much fixing!"

    2. Kat


      I think that happens a lot.  My bigger fear are those that don't, then look at it and say, heck yeah, I'm such an edgy bad ass!

  6. Bored at work and looking at songs for today.  Here's what I have so far:

    "Would I Lie to You" by The Eurythmics.

    "Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac.

    "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers.

    "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects.

    "Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Go's.

    Good times....

  7. Mate...my ass.

  8. This is way too good to pass up!  Two potatoes are standing on a corner.  How do you know which one is the prostitute?

    She's the one with the sticker that says Idaho...

  9. A tip from me to you...stop holding people up if it's late and past your bedtime.  It's getting ridiculous!

  10. Today's song lyrics..."Why you gotta be so rude"

  11.  How about...You're So Vain...

  12. For the time being I will post song titles and appropriately reflect my mood...right now it is a Justin Timberlake special, Cry me a River

  13. Thinking about sharing some limericks next...they might get a little naughty...

  14. Bet you wished I stuck with really bad jokes and puns, huh!

    1. Mexi


      Glad someone brought it up to be quite honest, struck up a good conversation that might actually go somewhere. Thank you :) 

    2. Kat


      I'm not that confident that it's going to go anywhere.  Especially since not once, but twice, the response was "the rule is working as it was intended."  Blah

    3. Mexi


      I don't agree with it at all, settlement rules should be approved just as the location is. I've said it before and I'll say it again, it just comes across as a bait to get those whom own the settlement in trouble.

    4. Hebee


      Generally speaker if 6 people get banned for following a rule, its probably not working as intended.


    5. Chewy


      Like Mexi said, someone had to bring it up. Pretty sure we were tempted to do so but you got there before us Kat. ;3

  15. Since I was gone last week, I thought I'd brighten everyone's day...what do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?

    1. Kat


      Linoleum Blown-aparte...

  16. I went to a seafood disco last night...and pulled a mussel :)

  17. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover??

    1. Elmo


      Harley's got room for 2 dirtbags ;) 

    2. Kat


      Or the placement of the dirtbag!

      Thanks everyone for playing along!

  18. Where do you find a no legged dog?

    1. Chief


      Are the only things you post dad puns and obvious statements? It's quite hilarious. 

    2. Kat


      Pretty much.  It makes me giggle.  And hopefully chills out some of the drama going one...

      By the way, the answer is...right where you left it!

  19. Why don't blind people like to skydive?

    1. Castiel


      I don't know, Kat, why don't they?

    2. Kat


      It scares the dog...

  20. What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an rectal thermometer???

    1. Flapjack


      There's one I'd rather not stick in my mouth.

      The taste.

    2. Kat


      Exactly...the taste :)

  21. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand???

    Quatro sinko...

  22. People say I'm condescending.

     That means I talk down to people.

  23. I was at an ATM and an old lady asked me to help check her balance...so I pushed her over :)

    1. Chewy


      Dad stop

  24. OMG...people gotta stop writing books defending themselves.  If you disagree, take it to PM's.  To do otherwise shows a lack of maturity and self-confidence.

  25. Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel?  He was pretty salty...kinda like this community sometimes :)

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