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Kat

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  1. Kat

    Kat

    Nothing like the smell of formaldehyde in the morning.  Stupid people...grr.

  2. Kat

    Kat

    Wondering how long it takes for one to realize that constantly posting snarky, sarcastic, rude comments reflects on how one is viewed by others!?!?

    1. The Marshal

      The Marshal

      Helps when you have a dozen friends that go and act like this every time you make one of those comments:

      http://i.imgur.com/HLzrf6j.gif

      People here care about how their 'friends' view them, and care not about how the 'whiney, salty outsiders' view them. Everyone is judged by their worst examples, while everyone else paints themselves by their best intentions.

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      +1 preach!1!1!1!1

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      ay lmao

    4. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      lmao just have fun

  3. Kat

    Kat

    Holy crap, the overly sensitive defensiveness of some people is just astounding in this mature community...lol

    1. Hassan

      Hassan

      urite

  4. Kat

    Kat

    Wondering why some evidence is acted on in an instant,  and others is seemingly ignored...#doyouknowwhosinyourcommunity, #slothlikeresponsetime, #liarliarpantsonfire

  5. Kat

    Kat

    Wondering...do people really read over their posts prior to hitting the submit button?  Do they consider how dickish they come across?  Or do they do that on purpose.  Things that make me go hmmmm....

    1. Ender

      Ender

      I dont I post then look at it again and "oh shit this is horrible and needs so much fixing!"

    2. Kat

      Kat

      I think that happens a lot.  My bigger fear are those that don't, then look at it and say, heck yeah, I'm such an edgy bad ass!

  6. Kat

    Kat

    Bored at work and looking at songs for today.  Here's what I have so far:

    "Would I Lie to You" by The Eurythmics.

    "Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac.

    "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers.

    "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects.

    "Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Go-Go's.

    Good times....

  7. Kat

    Kat

    Mate...my ass.

  8. Kat

    Kat

    This is way too good to pass up!  Two potatoes are standing on a corner.  How do you know which one is the prostitute?

    She's the one with the sticker that says Idaho...

  9. Kat

    Kat

    A tip from me to you...stop holding people up if it's late and past your bedtime.  It's getting ridiculous!

  10. Kat

    Kat

    Today's song lyrics..."Why you gotta be so rude"

  11. Kat

    Kat

     How about...You're So Vain...

  12. Kat

    Kat

    For the time being I will post song titles and appropriately reflect my mood...right now it is a Justin Timberlake special, Cry me a River

  13. Kat

    Kat

    Thinking about sharing some limericks next...they might get a little naughty...

  14. Kat

    Kat

    Bet you wished I stuck with really bad jokes and puns, huh!

    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      Glad someone brought it up to be quite honest, struck up a good conversation that might actually go somewhere. Thank you :) 

    2. Kat

      Kat

      I'm not that confident that it's going to go anywhere.  Especially since not once, but twice, the response was "the rule is working as it was intended."  Blah

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      I don't agree with it at all, settlement rules should be approved just as the location is. I've said it before and I'll say it again, it just comes across as a bait to get those whom own the settlement in trouble.

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Generally speaker if 6 people get banned for following a rule, its probably not working as intended.

      speaking*

    5. Chewy

      Chewy

      Like Mexi said, someone had to bring it up. Pretty sure we were tempted to do so but you got there before us Kat. ;3

  15. Kat

    Kat

    Since I was gone last week, I thought I'd brighten everyone's day...what do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?

    1. Kat

      Kat

      Linoleum Blown-aparte...

  16. Kat

    Kat

    I went to a seafood disco last night...and pulled a mussel :)

  17. Kat

    Kat

    What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover??

    1. YaBoiParantoid

      YaBoiParantoid

      Harley's got room for 2 dirtbags ;) 

    2. Kat

      Kat

      Or the placement of the dirtbag!

      Thanks everyone for playing along!

  18. Kat

    Kat

    Where do you find a no legged dog?

    1. Chief

      Chief

      Are the only things you post dad puns and obvious statements? It's quite hilarious. 

    2. Kat

      Kat

      Pretty much.  It makes me giggle.  And hopefully chills out some of the drama going one...

      By the way, the answer is...right where you left it!

  19. Kat

    Kat

    Why don't blind people like to skydive?

    1. Castiel

      Castiel

      I don't know, Kat, why don't they?

    2. Kat

      Kat

      It scares the dog...

  20. Kat

    Kat

    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an rectal thermometer???

    1. Flapjack

      Flapjack

      There's one I'd rather not stick in my mouth.

      The taste.

    2. Kat

      Kat

      Exactly...the taste :)

  21. Kat

    Kat

    What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand???

    Quatro sinko...

  22. Kat

    Kat

    People say I'm condescending.

     That means I talk down to people.

  23. Kat

    Kat

    I was at an ATM and an old lady asked me to help check her balance...so I pushed her over :)

    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      Dad stop

  24. Kat

    Kat

    OMG...people gotta stop writing books defending themselves.  If you disagree, take it to PM's.  To do otherwise shows a lack of maturity and self-confidence.

  25. Kat

    Kat

    Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel?  He was pretty salty...kinda like this community sometimes :)

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