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CrusaderCJ

Emerald

""Freedom from tyranny.""

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165 h Cherno Russian

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  • Last played 3 months ago

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  1. Day 21: The recent and brief map switch on S2 has worked in my favour. Roland has been exposed for the cruel dictator his is and the mob is rising up against him. The day will come when he is usurped and the natural order is restored. It won't be long now until my brothers free me from the confines of this prison and I can be released, knowing I have fought the good fight against my oppression. It has been some time since my last update, I have had to fight off the daily barage of Roland entering my cell and slapping me in the face with his waifu pillow.

    1. FreyZ

      FreyZ

      Desu Desu

    2. Hofer

      Hofer

      Sugoi

  • CrusaderCJ

    Crusaders [Open Recruitment]

    Deus Vult. I am glad to see others taking up the cross and bringing the Crusade to Chernarus. Pray you fare well here and spread the good word of the Lord unto others. If you do not set up in a Church then I will be swinging by to have stern words. Best of luck!
  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Day 13: I am beset from all sides by weebs and their sympatiser minions. Once close allies and brothers now drip their venom before me, Roland believes himself safe up in his tower, but I'm gonna come charging at that tower with hatchet in hand and hack that mother down to liberate those operating under his rule of fear and restore the natural order.

    1. groovy grimm

      groovy grimm

      I wish you luck in your crusade. you'll need it.

  • groovy grimm

    • groovy grimm
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    • CrusaderCJ

    Crusader-chan, I beg of you. Accept the weeb life before its made worse for you....please...

    1. ZeroRP

      ZeroRP

      Hentai Haven is our heavenly scripture. 

    2. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      I'll win you back from this dark place, Grimm. Just you wait.

  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Day 10: Somewhere between the AYAYAYAs, Desu-Desus and Nyans repeating endlessly on my profile, I have lost my sanity. I do not know exactly what Roland is expecting of me, this must be a test. The temptation to just give in and throw myself into the cesspool of Weebsmanship is great, but every time I see those awkward animated expressions and tiny mini-skirts, I remember. They're scum and they shan't have my soul.

    1. Franny

      Franny

      I love to see you suffer 🙂

      also, sorry. The beanz were a lie. I already ran out again ❤️

    2. Aiko

      Aiko

      tumblr_p1bgzaQG1c1wu8bpdo1_500.gif

    3. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      Shoo, @Aiko! Shoo!

    4. groovy grimm

      groovy grimm

      When will you accept it? And give in? Life is easier this way crusader. I promise.

    5. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      Yeah don't see it doing you any good! Stick to your morals, Roland will respect you more this way!

    6. groovy grimm

      groovy grimm

      I am only doing this for my freedom okay?

  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Day 8: I find my shifts at work a refuge from this prison. I dread returning home to see the state of my profile here, I now find myself enjoying more of Rolands background anime videos and this is disturbing me, my friend and former colleague Grimm seems assigned to his fate and willing to bend a knee to the forces of anime and Naruto run straight into a new life. I'm not so sure.

    1. groovy grimm

      groovy grimm

      it is easier for all involved to accept this new look @Roland has so kindly given to us! 

  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Day 6: The past few days have been a blur, I do not know how but I have been bombarded with 'Crunchyroll' advertising and I highly suspect Roland has something to do with it. @Grimm-chan seems to be suffering the worst, however. He is breaking and I must remain strong for my comrade.

    1. Azu

      Azu

      SUGOI SUGOI DESU NE

    2. groovy grimm

      groovy grimm

      cute anime GIF

       

      ACCEPT IT INTO YOUR LIFE! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! 

  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Day three: I had a dream that me and @Grimm-chan had to combine forces in order to take down the super evil El Presidente, however we weren't strong enough and had to endure 4 arcs of bullshit in order to find out he wasn't the true enemy and it was all in vain. I am continued to be affected deeply by my imprisonment here.

    1. Franny

      Franny

      🤣

    2. Eagle

      Eagle

      Kek

    3. Roland

      Roland

      Nep, Nep, Nep, Nep, Nep, Nep!

  • ZeroRP

    • ZeroRP
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    • CrusaderCJ

    Hawt profile bb. 

    1. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      Why thank you. (L)

  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Day two: The rotating weird as balls background videos @Roland has chosen for me, are growing on me. I have belief that he is trying to slowly acclimatise me to this new life to make the transition easier. Must stay strong.

    1. Roland

      Roland

      ONE OF US, ONE OF US

    2. Shanoby

      Shanoby

      This background is kinda.... well .... stuck... but hey... very kawaii 👍

    3. Franny

      Franny

      I love your status updates. It keeps me entertained 😄

    4. Franny

      Franny

      Still kinda sad because of the chernarussian banner though 😞

    5. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      @Shanoby If you press pause and play it'll go! They rotate every time you visit the profile. I have seen them all now..

    6. Shanoby

      Shanoby

      Yeah.. I realized.. I am baffled how... thats.... kawaii overload 😍

    7. Franny

      Franny

      Shame. Seems like I can't see them on my phone 🤔

  • Franny

    • Franny
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    • CrusaderCJ

    That moment when a perfectly fine chernarussian banner you made for yourself and some friends gets replaced 😞  why Crusader?! What did you do?! 

    1. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      I annexed #Anime for Chernarus under direction from El Presidente, and he then did my kneecaps. I was betrayed. I'm starting a Crusade against him though.

    2. Franny

      Franny

      ... well ... cool. Let me know how it goes. I'd rather watch from the sidelines. Maybe I'll take bets and hand out popcorn too 🤔

    3. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      Franny pls. I have secrets about you and your shooting habits. Don't betray me now.

    4. Franny

      Franny

      You wouldn't ! 😱

    5. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      I need German engineering to assist me. Get behind me or else.

    6. Franny

      Franny

      Is staying neutral not good enough?

    7. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      No I need you.

    8. Franny

      Franny

      😐

  • groovy grimm

    • groovy grimm
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    • CrusaderCJ

    TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG! STAND WITH ME!

    1. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      Slava fucking Chernarus brother!

    2. groovy grimm

      groovy grimm

      Slava

  • Mademoiselle

    • Mademoiselle
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    • CrusaderCJ

    I feel slightly disturbed cause it's D.VA agehao... No... NOOOOOOO

    1. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      He keeps changing my background video! He's actually invested in this!

    2. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      😂

    3. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      It's changed again! Pls.

  • CrusaderCJ

    CrusaderCJ

    Roland has done my knees, I am collateral damage. I may need an adult.

    1. Water Scooter

      Water Scooter

      I fear for my life

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      Wtf that lewd avatar.

    3. CrusaderCJ

      CrusaderCJ

      Help. ._.

  • CrusaderCJ

    Whose roleplay did you enjoy today?

    What was just a quick run to find myself a single item I needed turned into a huge night of RP. Tyrone, you East London boy, if you see this mate it was a pleasure! Hope I bump into you again. @Nonplayer, was nice to see you out of Berezino! Was quite surprising to see you and your boys roll up on the Helicopter wreck, some great RP had and I hope you give a little beating onto that Tommy for mistaking us for Russians. Sorry I didn't get back on after the crash, got some over-time tomorrow I need to sleep for! @Isaiah CortezPVE keep managing to bump into you, first time I've ran into your group though! Feel free to tag them up! Was a great ad hoc get together we managed to pull off, sorry to bring up your poor driving skills but seemingly it's a bit of a reputation you have! Finally, @Hunter was my first time meeting you properly! Hopefully more to come in the future but was nice bumping into you, some interesting conversations and intelligence shared! Don't tell @groovy ToeZies I lost a fist fight, he'll never forgive me. Until next time boys and girls. Cpl. Vasiliev, out.
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