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  1. wirpy

    DayZRP 7th birthday!

  2. In the year 2000 in the town of Grishino a boy named Mikhail Petrov was born to a large but poor family. He was the only child of his parents who lived in a small cabin, they were often gone during his childhood due to work taking up their time as means of sustaining the family. During his childhood, his cousin Jalik Petrov who lived in Russia by this time often came back to Chernarus to visit his family & relatives, especially visiting Mikhail from when he was the age of 3 and upwards till the start of the civil war where the visits became very infrequent due to Jalik’s participation in the civil war. With Jalik’s frequents visit to Mikhail a seed of dissent was sown into his brain, as he grew older and older what Jalik preached for him started to a firm grip around him. By the time of the civil war, Mikhail at the young age of nine was already pretty politicized and had a rather firm stance on where he stood. Due to his family's affliction with Jalik they were not harmed by other Chedaki groups and his parents actively supported the Chedaki as a mean to increase their place in life. They were fed up with being poor. After the end of the civil war, most of the family was either dead or had gone missing one way or another. It was devastating especially for Mikhail who both lost his father and his favorite cousin who he had no clue where he had gone. Life continued roughly as normal for Mikhail and his mother, but always in the back of his head was Jalik and his voice telling him stories he had told him a thousand times over about all sorts of things. Mikhail never took a liking to the new government in Chernarus and always blamed them for the death of his father and disappearance of Jalik and others amongst his family. Jalik became an even greater role model for him after the war ended and he saw Jalik as a great freedom fighter who fought against injustice in Chernarus. It was around the age of 12 that Mikhail's dreams of being a freedom fighter like his cousin grew, and grew and continued to do so. He started to frequently study socialism, communism and history amongst them learning a lot and in the process becoming a staunch communist who wished for Chernarus to rejoin Russia. At the onset of the infection, Mikhail's life was thrown into chaos as his father was killed by the infected which forced Mikhail to wander from his home. During these circumstances, he looked back at his life and remembered Jalik and gained hope. The hope that Jalik was still alive, so at the 17 years old he set out during the infection to find his cousin. It took him roughly one year but eventually he found himself in the black mountains after having spent all this time gathering bits and pieces of information regarding the chedaki and what happened to them after the civil war. It had all led him to the black mountain where he was greeted by the 67th ‘’Lopotev’’ Sotnya. He promptly joined up with his cousin who he had missed all this time and enjoyed the new found comradery with the few like-minded people who were still left of the 67th.
  3. wirpy


    Making a full twitch set now Sir.
  4. My PP knows where they are no, u FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCk
  5. @[email protected] @Kordruga @Hofer @FalkRP @Chernon-chan @RebelRP @Brayces @Aiko @John Steel @Cuchulainn @Flurgh @Jerry @Marshyy @brk @Biiddy @Zman44 @Osku @Tayto @Banshee @Kenneth @JippaSWE @Ryan [email protected]@[email protected]@[email protected]@OxeN
  6. abuse ketamine, I have. None left, I got. Sell children to libyan warlords, for ketamine I must.
  7. There were a few regular children going around the triangle like 2-3 weeks ago, one of them was as young as 14 IC. It's a big hit or miss when you do encounter them. Depends on the roleplayer themselves and how good they are to potray someone much younger than themselves.
  8. My time to roleplay as yoda has finally came. For a serious non-internal reply; I'd be fine if people could create their own OC characters that can be celebrities but on a small scale, like perhaps someone is a radio host from the US who is semi-famous in the state he broadcasted in? Things like that would be fine with me, but someone roleplaying as a A-list celeb wether it be OC or not wouldn't work since it wouldn't be believable and people would be like, who the fuck are you ? Breaks immersion a bit in my opinion, but small local celebrities sure go for it. Those that would be well known to a certain area but not a whole country perhaps.
  9. wirpy

    New Dawn - Medical Group [Open Recruitment]

  10. wirpy

    Brayces - COMIC/ART

    Dang Bray, where's the feet art I commisioned?
  11. wirpy

    DayZRP 19.7.2

  12. wirpy

    Each and every card from the Fifty Two's deck of card looks like this

    I'll take two, one for me and one for my son.
  13. wirpy

    [GAME] How old is the person above you?

    Imma say 5 on you, Luke's age is on the comment above you hahaha
  14. wirpy

    Add sick emotes

    Prett sure we can't make and add custom animations. /case closed if thats the case
  15. wirpy

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    1. Banshee


      I agree

    2. wirpy


      want to erp?

    3. Banshee


      Always Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy 😉 nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

    4. wirpy


      Minecraft villagers operate under a semi-communist economic system

      I came to this conclusion after watching my village for around 15 minutes to see what they actually did. While this sounds like a joke, I actually looked into this and it turns out that the villagers operate under a semi-communistic socialist economic system, with only a single element that prevents them being fully communist, which is obviously the fact that they still use money to trade with outsiders. Village society operates under "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need", as all villagers (save the disabled (nitwits) or children) will work to the best of their ability and give food and resources to fellow villagers. There is no economic hierarchy in villages, as there is no "boss" villager who pays other villagers wages in order to work for him. Instead, villagers work for the community and give their produce to other villagers. In fact, villagers are entirely lacking in any sort of hierarchy, making their society both classless and stateless, the two categories that must be filled in order for any society to be considered fully communist. When threatened, villagers co-operate to build a golem, a selfless automaton that displays altruism towards villagers and will defend them at any cost, rather then establish a military hierarchy, preserving their communistic system. Villages, more like communes.

      Following from this, illagers are fascist counter-revolutionaries attempting to crush the villagers communes. Their rulers live in decadent mansions, enslave prisoners and operate under a strict military hierarchy with four distinct social classes: The evokers, the leaders. The vindicators, the officers of the illager army, the pillagers, the foot-soldiers and the witches, the poorest of the hierarchy, who live in shacks far away from civilization. They attack the peaceful villagers in order to dominate their territory, steal their resources and enslave them and their golems for forced labor.

  16. wirpy

    [GAME] How old is the person above you?

    Spot on, turned 19 the 27th of June hahaha.
  17. wirpy

    [GAME] How old is the person above you?

    Way younger
  18. wirpy

    [GAME] How old is the person above you?

  19. wirpy

    DISTRICT // Recruitment Open

    Witness me!
  20. wirpy

    Reintroduce Ladders

    yeah but what if you can't even raid the base because the only way in is through a gate which you can be shot at when trying to break down but it's almost impossible to shoot back / defend whoever is sawing it down ?
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