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Major

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Status Updates posted by Major

  1. Major

    • Major
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    • Cobe

    NAPALM TO THE BONE!

    IT'S A BOMBER! IT'S A BOMBER HA HA!

    Goddamn we sure to have a lack of honest-to-Lemmy musicians these days...

    I would say rest in peace but saints never die.

     

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    1. Cobe

      Cobe

      Damn fucking right my friend! 

  2. Major

    Major

    Allah Akbar!

    1. PCJames

      PCJames

      What happened to leaving and never coming back....? 

       

    2. Major

      Major

      @PCJames C'mon James there's always time for some jihad

    3. Mia

      Mia

      Welcome back!

    4. Vorobye

      Vorobye

      What is this disgusting Chechen propaganda?

  3. Major

    Major

    Meanwhile in Major's bedroom at his great aunt's house...

    *screams internally*

     

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    1. Ark

      Ark

      Major discord will fix that

  4. Major

    Major

     

  5. Major

    Major

    My new buddy

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    1. Alexis

      Alexis

      aweeeeee

    2. Dvlinhb

      Dvlinhb

      What a good kitter. He will make a fine padawan. 10/10

    3. JkpFrog

      JkpFrog

      Not your newest post but I'm doing the browsing on this here profile, and this status update fills me with such joy ❤️ your kitty is adorable 

  6. Major

    Major

    Brief reminder that the only reason we have such great music to go with our alcohol infused fireworks is because of our tyrannical overlords. So thanks for that!

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      They have nothing to do with Johnny cash thank you very much.

    2. Corry

      Corry

      🇬🇧

  7. Major

    Major

     

    1. GreyRP

      GreyRP

      Yesss 

  8. Major

    Major

    Brings back memories from being in the middle east last year

  9. Major

    Major

    New profile because metal is the best.

  10. Major

    Major

    If anybody is fluent in spoken Arabic, especially the Syrian dialect let me know I need help translating something.

     

    1. Lucius

      Lucius

    2. Shane Is Dead
    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      Was gonna be someone, if Hebee saw this I'd expect that.

  11. Major

    • Major
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    • Corry

    I miss u 😥

    1. Corry

      Corry

      do you really? aww thats so cute ❤️ full homo 😉 

       

  12. Major

    • Major
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    • Jamie

    Not gonna lie I had to do a double take.

    I am gonna nibble on yo ear now until it falls off.

  13. Major

    Major

    Tasty as fuck

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    1. G19RP

      G19RP

      Just like you 😘

    2. Corry

      Corry

      oh we got a Instagram girl here 

    3. Yoshi

      Yoshi

      Where is that? Downtown?

    4. Major

      Major

      @Yoshi my backyard

    5. Yoshi

      Yoshi

      That's an amazing looking burger.

    6. Major

      Major

      It better be given my extended indentured servitude working in a deli.

  14. Major

    Major

    Don't know when I will be able to come back to staff. Just got laid off from my job that I thought would have at least lasted the duration of the summer. My old job won't give me enough hours to pay the bills and the other job I was looking at is about to get shut down for poisoning people with improperly stored meat and apparently they were stealing money from their employees. 

    Shit's fucked.

    1. Brady

      Brady

      Youll figure it out brother, we can wait 4 u

    2. Mexi

      Mexi

      PCJames reading this:

      Spoiler

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      In all seriousness good luck with the job hunt Major, hope you get shit sorted fast.

    3. Eddie

      Eddie

      Sorry to hear that Major, don't worry, hopefully something will come through for you man. You take care of yourself Major, this place will still be here when you get straitened out. 

    4. Anouk

      Anouk

      Everything will work out Major, I’m sorry to hear and hope things will come around sooner rather than later.

    5. Dvlinhb

      Dvlinhb

      Don’t worry dude, do what you gotta do. We’ll all hold the fort until your return.

  15. Major

    Major

    They need to add Vietnamese operators to Siege that have rice hats, bamboo spike traps, and throwing knives. They would all wear black uniforms and you could shout "Fuck you GI" from a distance to destroy morale.

    1. UncleB

      "GI GO HOME!"

      @-Chow- Time to go back to unsung....

       

    2. Whitename

      Whitename

      jesus christ

      on a somewhat related note maestro is fucking hot

      usually i’m not into bearded muscle dudes but hooooo boy

  16. Major

    Major

    What have you achieved now you're old
    Did you fulfill ambition, do as you were told
    Or are you still doing the same this year
    Should I give sorrow, or turn 'round and sneer

    I know that the prospects weren't all that good
    But they improved, and I'd have thought that you could
    Have strived for that something we all have deep inside
    Not let it vanish, along with your pride

    Now with the aid of your new walking stick
    You hobble along through society thick
    And look mesmerized by the face of it all
    You keep to the gutter in case you fall

    I can't go on
    I can't go on
    I can't go on
    I can't go on

    I, I, I, I

  17. Major

    Major

    My day in a nutshell

     

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    1. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      Holy shit them graphics are sick guy. 

    2. G19RP

      G19RP

      that SVU NUTTTTTTTT

    3. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      Why the helmet?

    4. Dvlinhb

      Dvlinhb

      I don't see a DP-28. I am of the disappoint.

      But other than that, looks like fun my guy.

    5. Major

      Major

      @OskuRP For catching lead

    6. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      Oh i see...you guys will be shooting at eachother. Nice! 😉

    7. Major

      Major

      @OskuRP

       

    8. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      tachanka

  18. Major

    Major

    "Weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win."

  19. Major

    • Major
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    • Prince

    I miss u 😞

    1. Prince

      Prince

      Sames

    2. Centurion

      Centurion

      No love for me Dad?

    3. Major

      Major

      @CenturionYou have a PC and place to play + I can talk to you..

    4. Prince

      Prince

      I'm still at the dorm with my computer in my truck. Honestly I might just haul it upstairs tonight. I don't want to drive the ten hours+ home alone. 

  20. Major

    Major

     

  21. Major

    Major

    When he saw what a large number had been killed, the ruin of the buildings, and the wholesale ruin and destruction of the City, he was filled with compassion and repented. Tears fell from his eyes as he groaned deeply: “What a city we have given over to plunder and destruction!”

    1. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      Kuvahaun tulos haulle let's take back constantinople

    2. Major

      Major

      @OskuRP The fact you got that is amazing. Mad props to you sir.

    3. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      Sorry to dissapoint major but i did google it. But thanks for making me google it because it was an interesting read

  22. Major

    Major

    When the squad starts shitposting at once... @Centurion @Prince

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  23. Major

    Major

     

  24. Major

    Major

    Well RIP Boba Fett. Disney has now seen fit to do yet another standalone film on a character whose mystique and intrigue is based on knowing next to nothing about him. Instead we will undoubtedly be treated to another formulaic cash grab as we go down the list of Secondary Star Wars characters we can make movies about.

    Leave Boba Fett alone.

    1. Oliv

      Oliv

      Maybe they are trying to fix the fuck up that happened in Episode II or III, whatever piece of trash that barely covered Fett

    2. Lucius

      Lucius

      my buddies who have seen Solo already are saying its promising, but I am scared to see if its bad. Boba fett is one of my favorite characters, but I worried that disney will ruin him as well.

    3. Major

      Major

      @Lucius I think Disney is going to squeeze every ounce of cash they can out of Star Wars, everything is about money. 

    4. Descendants

      Descendants

      *cough* Electronic Arts *cough*

  25. Major

    • Major
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    • Doc Holiday

    Ah yes, Palästinalied...

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