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Major

LOREMASTER
Staff Member of the Year

"Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light!"

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Status Updates posted by Major

  1. Major

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  2. Major

    Major

    Well RIP Boba Fett. Disney has now seen fit to do yet another standalone film on a character whose mystique and intrigue is based on knowing next to nothing about him. Instead we will undoubtedly be treated to another formulaic cash grab as we go down the list of Secondary Star Wars characters we can make movies about.

    Leave Boba Fett alone.

    1. Oliv

      Oliv

      Maybe they are trying to fix the fuck up that happened in Episode II or III, whatever piece of trash that barely covered Fett

    2. Lucius

      Lucius

      my buddies who have seen Solo already are saying its promising, but I am scared to see if its bad. Boba fett is one of my favorite characters, but I worried that disney will ruin him as well.

    3. Major

      Major

      @Lucius I think Disney is going to squeeze every ounce of cash they can out of Star Wars, everything is about money. 

    4. Descendants

      Descendants

      *cough* Electronic Arts *cough*

  3. Major

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    • Doc Holiday

    Ah yes, Palästinalied...

  4. Major

    Major

    "So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Gore:"

    "From my cold, dead hands!"

    1. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      *National anthem starts playing while an eagle flies above in formation with fighter jets*

  5. Major

    Major

    90s war aesthetic best aesthetic

  6. Major

    Major

    Great flight today. 

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    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Did you use the black one? 

    2. Alexis

      Alexis

      Wow. you can fly too. magical.

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  8. Major

    Major

    New profile ree

    Seek him here, seek him on the highway
    Never knowing when he'll appear
    All await, engine's ticking over
    Hear the roar as they sense the fear

    Wheels! A glint of steel and a flash of light!
    Screams! From a streak of fire as he strikes!

    Hell bent, hell bent for leather
    Hell bent, hell bent for leather

    Black as night, faster than a shadow
    Crimson flare from a raging sun
    An exhibition, of sheer precision
    Yet no one knows from where he comes

    Fools! Self destruct cannot take that crown
    Dreams! Crash one by one to the ground

    Hell bent, hell bent for leather
    Hell bent, hell bent for leather

    There's many who tried to prove that they're faster
    But they didn't last and they died as they tried

    There's many who tried to prove that they're faster
    But they didn't last and they died as they tried

    Hell bent, hell bent for leather
    Hell bent, hell bent for leather
    Hell bent, hell bent for leather
    Hell bent, hell bent for leather

    1. Descendants

      Descendants

      but you dont even own a bike -_- 

    2. Major

      Major

      @Descendants SoonTM

    3. Descendants

      Descendants

      dont get a fucking harley

      if you want a cruiser get a triumph

  9. Major

    Major

    Really good video if you are getting into the game or starting ranked.

    1. Corry

      Corry

      i mean this is true i got stuck in the gold loop last season, but rank dont mean shit i could go into a game with diamonds and wreck them its all about how you play thats why i love siege over other games every game is different with different tactics and its how you use those tacs that get the wins 

    2. Major

      Major

      @Corry I agree, I think too many people forget that there are certain things that make you a better player (droning, callouts, knowledge, sound, time management) that will do more for you than simply having a rank or a great KD.

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    • G19RP

     

  11. Major

    Major

    New mini-event!

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    • Centurion

    I can't wait to finger you in your sleep.

    1. Centurion

      Centurion

      Hot.

    2. Zero

      Zero

      You never offer to find me in my sleep what the fuck?

      finger* fuk

    3. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      wtf yeah what zero said

    4. Major

      Major

      My mom was like "so is he gay", and I was like no he just doesnt want to sleep on a guest bed covered in clothes lol

    5. G19RP

      G19RP

      Wow, and now you’re going to cheat on me. You know what, Major, consider this thing we had, over. And I mean OVER!

      *spits*

    6. Major

      Major

      I have many lovers.

  13. Major

    Major

    ...

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    1. RogueSolace

      RogueSolace

      boom make it better?

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  14. Major

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    • PCJames

    Your profile background is actually shite

    1. CaliforniaRP

      CaliforniaRP

      i just noticed this

      wtf lol

    2. PCJames

      PCJames

      Duly noted. Maybe I'll get around to changing it in the future. 

  15. Major

    Major

    What should I do for my 19th birthday today?

    1. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      don’t die

    2. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      Destroy the child, corrupt them all.

    3. OskuRP

      OskuRP

      congratulations

    4. Cal

      Cal

      Happy birthday for starters, but you should fly to Canada and I’ll take you out tonight 😛

    5. Zero

      Zero

      I always thought you were older than me. 🤔

    6. Limpan

      Limpan

      Come to sweden and say hello 😉

    7. Major

      Major

      @Limpan and @Cal I would but that would require things beyond me saying hello

      toe sucking for cal

    8. Roland

      Roland

      Congratulations.

      Go drop acid, report results.

    9. Major

      Major

      @Roland

       

       

    10. RogueSolace

      RogueSolace

      Happy birthday!!!! 😊😘🎂🍾.  

      I feel old...

    11. Descendants

      Descendants

      Buy a motorcycle, you won't regret it (just don't get a lame ass harley)

    12. Roland

      Roland

      Don't buy a motorcycle unless you want to become organ donor.

    13. Zero

      Zero

      Just don't get a Harley this guy says. Harleys are a MANS bike. 

    14. Jman14102

      Jman14102

      YOU'RE 19!?

    15. Descendants

      Descendants

      @Roland motorcycles are actually pretty safe if you don't ride like an idiot and pay attention to other people (always wear ALL of your protective gear. Helmet, boots, gloves, jacket)

      also @Zero Harley Davidsons claim to be "americas motorcycle" but all the parts are made elsewhere. Also I can buy a cruiser from Yamaha or triumph or Ducati that is cheaper, more comfortable, and wayyy more reliable. Either way, nice to know there is another rider in our community, maybe post some pics of your bike in the dayzrp motorcycle thread I made 😊

  16. Major

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    • Mexi

    It happened again. "A burger cooked to perfection"

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    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      I am perfection..

  17. Major

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    • Aiko

    Made me think of you ❤️ 

  18. Major

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    • Genji

    Okay so one of my asshole friends COUGH COUGH @Prince made this. I'm very upset.

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    1. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      i heard you shot my wife you nerd

    2. Major

      Major

      Yeah she had it coming.

    3. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      i agree ty

    4. Genji

      Genji

      LMAO

    5. Zero

      Zero

      Me every time.

    6. Prince

      Prince

      lol i was too much of a pussy to post it 

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    ❤️

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      Combat Logo

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  21. Major

    Major

    Today was a shit day

     

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    1. RogueSolace

      RogueSolace

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      and what you shall to do tomorrow...

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      ❤️

       

  22. Major

    Major

    Major summons @Rolle to remind him to code the motherfucking timeline (colorized - 2018)

    https://twitter.com/round_boys/status/994235485928218624?s=09

    1. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      Thats me with ur buttcheeks @Major

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  24. Major

    Major

    Cool names for a girl kitty cat go!

    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      Pebbles.

    2. Dan

      Dan

      nibba

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      What does she look like first?

    4. Mexi

      Mexi

      It looks like a cat I'm pretty sure..

    5. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Cleo, Tabitha, Zoe.

    6. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      I meant the patterns Mexi, stop trying to be smart -_- 

    7. Dan

      Dan

      probably some fur varient

    8. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Brienne of Tarth!

    9. Buddy

      Buddy

      Pussy Galore

    10. Major

      Major

      Calico

    11. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Moomoo

    12. Mexi

      Mexi

      It's a pussy.

      So call it Gash or Axe Wound.

    13. Chewy

      Chewy

      Mimi

    14. Spartan

      Spartan

      Erika 

      Miauw McMiauwface

    15. Dvlinhb

      Dvlinhb

      Anastasia, Heidi, Khajiit, Esmeralda, Kat

    16. Descendants

      Descendants

      fatty

    17. Lewis scott
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