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Major

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"Come sneaking around, trying to drive me mad..."

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  1. Major

    Major

    Cause you're the Green Manalishi with the two-pronged crown
    All night dragging us up, or you're bringing us down
    Just taking my love, and slip away
    Leaving me here, trying to keep from following you...

  2. Major

    Major

     

  3. Major

    • Major
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    • Centurion

    Oh look who be back lurkin

  4. Major

    Major

     

    1. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      Good morning Major! I hope you have a wonderful day!

  5. Major

    Major

    I lost six points on this because I completed my assignments for the week on one day.

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    COLLEGE REEEEEEEE

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    1. DeeBlack

      DeeBlack

      I bet your teacher is a commie fuck

    2. Major

      Major

      @DeeBlack

      He's actually not, but he plays this cringy game of jumping between political outlooks to seem objective. He's a right winger but sometimes I wonder. The guy actually linked me a thing talking about how Trump's tax cuts only helped the rich, and I just responded with "Those guys sign my checks"

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      #standwithmajor

  6. Major

    Major

    Well I've been carved from the herd and left to die in the wilderness.

    I don't regret any of it, not a second of the 2 and a half years. All of you are magnificent bastards and you deserve more than what you've been allowed to have. 

    I'd do it all again if I knew the end would be the same for ya'll. 

    Don't get captured...

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    1. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      F

    2. DeeBlack

      DeeBlack

      I'm sure I can spin this to blame /You know who/ Somehow.... 

       

      Your honor was loyalty. 

    3. groovy chernon

      groovy chernon

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    4. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      Sorry to see you go, thank you for everything that you have done 👋

    5. Major

      Major

      @Scarlett

      Just remember your opinion can get you removed, and if they dont have a reason to axe you they will just make one up.

    6. Aisling

      Aisling

      Im sorry Major... youve been an amazing loremaster, the server wouldnt have anything to do if it wasnt for your creativity and keeping it going during dark times

    7. Camo

      Camo

      Well god damn... another devoted community member bites the dust... Sorry to see you go. 😟

  7. Major

    Major

    Something personal I've been working on for my character. If you'd give it a read I'd appreciate it. 

     

  8. Major

    Major

    Apes stronger together

  9. Major

    Major

    Дома тихо

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Lore wipe when 

  10. Major

    Major

    Old decrepit has-been LM Major struggles to search for meaning in a dumpster alongside fellow staff memebers @StagsviewRB and @Craig as @Roland avoids us at all costs. (2019, colorized)

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  11. Major

    Major

    Nothing helps reappraise you of how painfully useless college is until you've been reinserted into it after almost 6 months of freedom. 

  12. Major

    Major

    When 23&Me says you are 3% Scandinavian:

     

    1. Preacher

      Preacher

      3% badass!

    2. Ghost of Osku

      Ghost of Osku

      "Badass"

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    3. Galland

      Galland

      Silly Americans 🤣

    4. Preacher

      Preacher

      viking GIF @Galland don't judge 😂

    5. Major

      Major

      @Galland

      It's fine we were conquering and exploring the frontier while the incestuous European monarchs killed each other over this and that 

    6. Ghost of Osku

      Ghost of Osku

      Yet youre proud to be 3% scandinavian🤔

    7. Major

      Major

      @Osku

      Actually the DNA site revamped and decided I was less Viking and more "Western European"

      Thus removing my waylaying heritage.

  13. Major

    Major

     

    Let the cynics drop dead in their critical head
    They're wrist merchants as we all can see
    Bunch of deaf ears with their columnized fears
    What a shame, what a shame, oh dear me...

  14. Major

    • Major
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    • Stagsview

    ❤️

    Just wanna be
    Wanna bewitch you in the moonlight
    Just wanna be
    I wanna bewitch you all night

  15. Major

    Major

    Cold wind blowing outside
    But it's cold as steel in my heart
    Ohh she's a hot blooded woman
    She wants to tear me apart

    Chained up like a prisoner
    Something tells me I can't resist
    Finally she tried too hard
    And I couldn't take it anymore

    I have taken, full control
    Maybe it's just another lie
    When lightning strikes, i know!
    It will change my ways

    Joker with a losing hand
    I play the game but i still can't win
    Ohh ohh for a long long time
    She's got her hands around my heart

     

  16. Major

    Major

     

  17. Major

    • Major
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    • Septimus

    SVR directives when?

    1. Septimus

      Septimus

      I do directives even when on an african or an irishman. 

  18. Major

    Major

    Me when @Ducky does literally anything:

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    1. Ducky

      Ducky

      a

    2. Major

      Major

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  19. Major

    • Major
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    • Craig

    Welcome to the jungle laddie.

  20. Major

    Major

    It's time fellers

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  21. Major

    Major

    I'll be back in 2 to 3 weeks gotta walk the infernal fields of solitude for a while. Staggs will continue as lead singer until I return, after the performance we will have refreshments in the lobby, and possibly a sweet if you are good.

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    1. Randy

      Randy

      o7

    2. Eagle

      Eagle

      Ok.

  22. Major

    Major

    Once I dreamed that love would come and sweep me up away
    Now it seems life's passed me by, I'm still alone today
    Here come the tears

    Looks like it'll always be the same
    No one here to comfort me
    Here come the tears

    All alone, no one cares
    So much to give to you all out there
    Take me now, in your arms
    Let me rest, safe from harm

    Oh, I want to be loved
    I need to be loved
    Won't somebody love me?

    Here they come, here come the tears...

    1. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Erm.......what?

  23. Major

    • Major
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    • Zanaan

    Don't get captured Erik.

    o7

    1. Realize

      Realize

      Why!!!!!!!!!

  24. Major

    Major

    Clean your room.

  25. Major

    Major

    Grandma's nuts

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    > be me, just woke up at 820

    > yawn like a lion and start my day

    > grandma comes into room holding my dad's phone basically convulsing and manic as I get unsleepy

    > I ask what's wrong

    > She's supposed to take him to a Doctor's appointment but he left with her car

    > Tells me to call him

    > I say, well you have his phone what good is that going to do, as she paces around in circles 

    > she says her phone is in his car and I need to call it with mine, she says his name will come up on the screen, which it won't mine would

    > you'd think somebody died

    > I tell her to sit down and shush and relax while I call him

    > she repeats herself robotically 2 times while sitting on my bed

    > call and get no answer

    > she storms away

    > comes back

    > tells me I never ever ever listen and she actually said to call her phone with his phone

    > I tell her she never said that and told me to call with mine

    > GO nuts

    > Call her phone on his phone because she "doesn't know how to use it"

    > sonic runs away again

    > turns out my dad was downstairs

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