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Major-kun

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"Allah, Souriya, Bashar O Bass!"

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Status Updates posted by Major

  1. Major

    Major

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      SEXY woooooooooooooooooo

    2. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Your profile name says major-kun. What?

  2. Major

    Major

    Mom suggested we watch the first episode of Black Mirror during dinner. I want to crawl in a hole and die now.

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      What is the Lesson here Major?

       

       

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    2. Major

      Major

      Don't have anal with pigs.

    3. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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  4. Major

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    • Rolle

    Good to see you have adjusted your profile for the Winter Olympics. Nerf Korea best Korea. I shall follow your lead.

    1. Rolle

      Rolle

      Hello, western spy.

    2. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      My name was mentioned 

  5. Major

    • Major
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    • Squillium

    I'm sorry I was a dick to you the other day bro. :/

    1. Squillium

      Squillium

      It's alright fam, you're 100x better than @Mexi

    2. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      its ez to be better than mexi :^)

    3. Squillium

      Squillium

      inb4, "Jewfro", "Sister-Fucker", "Receding Hairline", or anything else he didn't come up with

    4. Mexi

      Mexi

      Haven't spoken to any of you in like 3 weeks and I get this shit.

      Fuck.

      and it's my birthday you cunts.

    5. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      happy birthday queer xoxo

    6. Squillium

      Squillium

      Happy birthday feg

  6. Major

    Major

     

    Staring out the window longingly at the woods in college like

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    • DustyRP

    LET'S FUCK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

    1. NateRP

      NateRP

      betrayed :(

      guess our relationships together meant nothing to either of you ;_;

    2. Major

      Major

      Well shit you don't get the reference. It's about the song. 

    3. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      Nate! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, I SWEAR!

    4. NateRP

      NateRP

      D: you both have stabbed me in my heart

      forever sad now

    5. Major

      Major

      I would link the music video but I'd get in trouble as there are titties and a naked lady in it. 

    6. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      No fun allowed

    7. Major

      Major

      Never. 

  9. Major

    Major

    World Lore Update No. 8 is Live!

    1. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      looking good. Good read

    2. Major

      Major

      lol get lost Western

      :trolle:

    3. WesternRP

      WesternRP

      :( 

  10. Major

    Major

    New Chechnya profile. Because fuck war.

    1. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      Almost as sexy as you

    2. Major

      Major

      harharhar

    3. Squillium

      Squillium

      I fuck with the war

  11. Major

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    • Macbrine

    You should make a radio guide on how to properly, err, radio things.

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  13. Major

    Major

    Just found out that an airsoft team/field in Georgia has a little bird they use for gun runs. Can't wait to get powergamed. 

    1. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      At a place near me they have a big event in the summer where theres usually tanks with mounted airsoft miniguns 

       

      pretty lit

    2. Chief

      Chief

      But they have to find new rotar blades and carry them 5 kilometers first.

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  15. Major

    Major

    My boner for something A3 increases.

     

    1. PCJames

      PCJames

      Whatever happened to Arma 3 being a trash game? 

    2. Major

      Major

      The fact that SA is even more boring.

  16. Major

    Major

    Watch Rolle and Friends conquer the Kabraxis homeworld on Hearts of Iron.

    https://www.twitch.tv/hebi_kotei

  17. Major

    Major

    xD

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    • Lucky1911

    You will burn at the stake along with your false queen you heretic.

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    1. PCJames

      PCJames

      Classic

  21. Major

    Major

    "The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters" - In a Dream

                    The trees stick out of the fog like floating branches in a lake, reaching just above the surface and fanning out in little half-circles and upside-down tear-drops, up and down the surrounding mountains, valleys, little ravines and slopes, packed tightly together. The sky is gray, and black, ominous clouds drift on the horizon. One can see everything, the trees, the sky, the little valley between the two mountains that is merely a 30-foot long overgrown clearing, surrounded by thickets of gray brush, concealing the contents of the gloomy forest beyond. The mountain from whence you came is draped in mist, and so is the hill ahead. You see it again, the figure, suspended in the fog in the distance. Not floating, suspended. Not a shape, a silhouette. A bush, a naked tree with arms outstretched? No. You know in your heart of hearts, and yet you don’t confront it. You turn back and it is gone. You can see the façade of trees, but not what lies behind them. What moves. Which is the only thing that matters, not the trees, valleys, or hills all covered in the dense obscuring soup that hides all the worthwhile details of creatures, rocks, and all the immovable things that make life difficult.

                     The blackness of nightfall is suffocating. The absence of light prevents movement, and the trees play tricks with shadows. A camp-fire will only blind you to what is beyond your scrap of ground, your place you have briefly carved out for yourself in the middle of the wasteland. What is beyond your abode of light is utter and complete darkness thanks to your fire, which has blinded you and made you sightless. You move again, and your eyes re-adjust to the dark. But the shadows restrict your movement and harry your advance. Your advance to where? The next hill, tree, or rock consumed by the fog and gloom which has so rudely lowered itself eternally onto the face of earth. Where to go? No towns, roads, buildings, villages or cities. Not so much as a corridor of space flattened for a string of power-line towers leading to nowhere. Nothing. It comes to you again, the figure. Standing resolute, poised and tall in the murk, some distance away blending with the eternal forest that encapsulates you. A mere form and shadow. It motions slowly to you and speaks to you in a language only you can understand, a whisper and a chant intertwined.

                    You run and it follows, ever suspended upright, going faster and faster. You stop and begin to walk, slowly and calm, ignoring its pursuit. With the crunch of leaves and brush underfoot you hear a noise trailing behind you and you stop. It stops. It is you. You move, it moves, forever seeking to take you to the place you will not go, the incomprehensible reality you will not face, to the ground you will never tread. The absence of wandering and the existence of something else besides nothingness, belonging to a world you forgot, a world of pain not willingly recounted or remembered, the world as it was before, and who you were in it. It takes bravery, the deepest bullets are not to be feared. But to look inward, to see that twisted mind that lies beneath the surface of all humans and to say, “Yes, I accept you. I even love you because you’re a part of me, you’re an extension of me.”

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    • DustyRP

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    *whips out translator*

    1. Squillium

      Squillium

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    2. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      Did you go around and said to everyone that you loved them @Dusty ?

      I kinda like it. nohomotho

    3. DustyRP

      DustyRP

      I love everybody I just wanted to spread positivity and I think it worked

    4. Josei

      Josei

      I would also like to add. :P

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  23. Major

    Major

    @Ark executes a traitor shortly after ascending the throne, Circa 2017 AD.

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    1. Oliv

      Oliv

      pretty sure that background guard on the right is photoshopped in, Arks cloak flows behind him.

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  25. Major

    Major

    Southerners handle snow about as well as Saudi Arabia handles gay people. Everything is covered in white and people are dying.

    1. Santa

      Santa

      and here we still have school since we have good plows but kids crash their cars due to the roads being covered in ice

    2. Major

      Major

      People here kill each other and themselves in the process of going to the store to get bread and milk they won't need anyway. My family will text me and be like "don't forget, it's snowing!" "watch for ice", as if I live on a different planet.

    3. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      hahahah The people from Pakistan here wear sandals in the snow.  like real complicated sandals not that American flip flop stuff either. I couldn't do that barefoot in sandals shoveling snow. yeah fuck that. 

       

      Then again I wear boots all year round.

       

      I feel ya bro just watch for black ice.

       

       

      (if yall cringe at the mention of people from Pakistan than your a racist. As I'm literally talking about Pakistani immigrants.)

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