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ChrisW

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  1. ChrisW

    NATO to OREL

    *Duncan sits idly listening to gun shots close by, he loads his magazines ready to fight as the radio lights up.* "Listen here NATO boys, *Gunshots can be heard* that's the sound of Kabanino this evening. That's the sound of OREL guns firing on innocent traders... The same way they did yesterday and even the day before that." *Duncan picks up his rifle and gets ready to leave his house* "If you are at their disposal, you'll be put down as well fellas... Take care now"
  2. ChrisW

    S1 Kabanino NVFL/BadRP

    Wae'aye gamers, I'm the goon who was making some big dry dock threats. Right then lets have a go at a concise write up; Shepherd gets dropped by accident and dies and another bloke gets Koed. As they so often do people flock to the bodies and start picking then clean. We stop this and gather up all of the belongings, about 5 mins later we notice a few things are missing and we suspect that the random man, later identified as Zan, is the culprit. I and a few others approach the gent and ask him about the stuff, he says he did indeed have them but when asked to drop them he became very defensive and was stalling, this went on for a few moments before I initiated on the gent and moved him into the barn. When in the barn he continues to play his mouth so I begin to escalate my threats until he eventually drops the things we asked. This is where it all could of ended however this Zan fella decided to continue running his mouth even when threatened with death. Some time went by and he went completely unresponsive, we assume he went AFK, I continue making threats but never really follow through with them. After another 5 mins or so of some back and forth between ourselves waiting for Zan to answer he eventually does but decides his best option would be to chat some more shit. I said to him do you not value living or something to that degree and he carry's on digging himself into this hole. In the end the bloke was much deserving of a punch to the chin and when I did he dropped dead putting an end to this entire calamity of a situation. There are many more specific examples of what he has been reported for but as they have been covered above I feel stating them would be redundant but know that all of what said above can also be applied to me as a statement onto this. EDIT: Should go without saying, but I never actually went through with my threat of dry docking him dw.
  3. Shrimp Shmopov was a pow back in the younger years. He was born in Chernarus so was heavily affected by the sudden onslaught of the infected and unfortunately lost all of his belongings and things he loved accept for the most beloved thing his Shmopov family. The family is deeply rooted in Chernarussian traditions, they value family over all. SLAVA SHMOPOV.
  4. ChrisW

    Baguette or Roll?

    Actually imagine thinking thats anything but a baguette. Fucking animals
  5. ChrisW

    Baguette or Roll?

    @Cuchulainn is a mug.
  6. ChrisW

    DISTRICT // MEDIA THREAD

    Best know I'm out here carrying my boys as per.
  7. ChrisW

    The Carnival

    Was only a matter of time before someone did this. Gl.
  8. Is this.... Is this flame
  9. ChrisW

    DISTRICT // MEDIA THREAD

    @GMAK helped in discord today. Defo up for staff imo.
  10. ChrisW

    10 shekels to whoever fixes my PC

    seriously though just wash it out with some tap water and dry it in the microwave. Quick 10 min job if that should set it right as rain.
  11. ChrisW

    10 shekels to whoever fixes my PC

    Tried taking the battery's out and putting them back in?
  12. ChrisW

    *UPDATE* What SHOTGUN would you like to see added? (Multiple Choice)

    Im simmered chief nicely done, I think you just took me the wrong way but lovely. Good to hear you're on it.
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    *UPDATE* What SHOTGUN would you like to see added? (Multiple Choice)

    Spas 12... Educate your selves Oh right but it makes sense that everyone walks about the gaff with golden Deagles? Get real, you either go full realism or not at all no point picking and choosing.
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    DISTRICT // MEDIA THREAD

    Remember boys for future plans, it's not waterboarding if you use petrol.
  15. Howdy Gamers. We'll start with the grand entry; I myself took the time to guess your very secure combination locks. Upon entering the compound we put code locks back onto the gates to ensure we wouldn't be ran up on by others. We took time to look about the gaff we walked into your loot room since the door was left wide open. Then you log on. I'm the first to spot you and I dive into cover, I wasn't hiding from you I just guess you didn't spot me wiggling about on the roof. Eventually you spot my compadre @Jpurts, at this point he begins to have a nice conversation with you, at no point did he troll during this meeting, he did indeed say my friend a few times but it wasn't in any form other than to address you. You grew very agitated with @Jpurts as he asked if he could leave, you then spot me. At the point you spotted me I expected that you would come to your senses and calm down a little now that it's a 2v1 situation but you continue to be very aggressive. I try to deescalate the situation but it's very apparent you had no intention to calm. While this is going on my other esse @TehMellow attempts to leave, you spot him aswell and continue to run your mouth in a 3v1 situation. NVFL? Maybe, not for me to say. Eventually we all attempt to leave on our own accord but you say "No you're not, you're staying right here", I don't know about you but that sounds like a threat and demand to me thereby constituting an initiation. We leave the compound after refusing your demands and @Jpurts picks up the code lock from the floor after you accuse us of sawing them off. The gate swings closed and he puts the combo lock back on the gate, at no point would he have had the time to change the combo lock. As we are wondering off up the street you fire a shot. I don't know if it was in the air as I didn't happen to see, I was told this was a warning shot and given your attitude towards us this made sense. I personally dipped up onto the hill and took an overwatch position firing off a few shots here and there more to rock you then actually hurt you. My boys @Jpurts & @TehMellow run up to the compound walls after turning to engage your fire. @Jpurts gets himself over the wall and kills you. At no point did you "ask nicely" you made a demand, we went against that. At no point did @Jpurts only reply "My friend, My friend" it was to address you at the end of a sentence. You yourself were aggressive towards us as we attempted to leave and you attempted to make us stay. You seemed very vexed by the entire situation and at no point did you stop to think that these 3 men in my base might just be a big enough threat to my life that I might contain myself. And just so we're clear I'll give you a TL;DR. I guess combo lock. I get into loot room. You log on, we scatter. You get aggy and 'demand' we stay. We ignore your 'demand' and leave. You fire a shot moments after an aggressive confrontation. You get engaged because of your actions and engage us in return. You die. If yous need anything more from me @ me, otherwise im outty to RP boys. Have a good day. Edit; I should mention that when you say; "and opened every gate lock we have (three of them)" you fail to mention that these three locks use the exact same code (199) and are required to be opened to gain access to the base, Furthermore you saying "they changed the ORIGINAL lock codes" isn't entirely true as only one lock was reapplied to the base not multiple.
  16. ChrisW

    Remove the Twatch T-Shirt from DayZRP

    Realistically you need a couple of cosplayers in there.
  17. ChrisW

    Remove the Twatch T-Shirt from DayZRP

    Explain this then Bishop?
  18. ChrisW

    TWATCH SHIRT!!!

    Good times. Should be removed like this one was.
  19. ChrisW

    TWATCH SHIRT!!!

    User has been cautioned for this post.
  20. ChrisW

    SPFL is the best league in the world, change my mind.

    I mean you're just categorically wrong there aint no two ways about it.
  21. Taken the kids she has.
  22. Pfft what a basic bitch thing to do.
  23. How can you be sure?
  24. Just a bit dodgy really.
  25. We dont fix anything. it's up to big Rolle and his goons and they've made it clear they don't see a need to change it otherwise it would've been done already.
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