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  1. The man lets out a groan in a mild groggy Russian accent. "Fuck this cold, this country is like a frozen bowl" He switches the grip of his shotgun from his right hand over to his left, and tuck the butt of the stock in his shoulder. He raises the barrel of the gun into the air, and readjust his right strap on his bag with his free hand. The weight of the thing is clearly bounding down on him, he takes a knee. The man looks over his should and back at the three other companions following directly in his snow tracks. The three other companions take a knee as well and observer the horizon. They're surrounded by trees and the black mountains are very distant to their left, a light snow falls upon the men. The men are all clad in pure white winter camo-covers over their regular clothing, and are brandishing snow shoes or winter skies. they seem well equip enough to Handel the current weather. He lets out a raspy yet commanding voice. "Alright, We should come to a clearing not much further, as soon as we reach it, that's where I will split and you guys can go home." "what we'll do is, is I'll say my good byes, we create a cross road so anyone following us will have two paths to follow." He pauses and lets out a grunt, he reaches down with his free hand and pulls the clasps on his snow shoes tighter. "Jack, you still have the A.P.M we found in that military truck, right?" "Plant it at the cross road we create, so if anyone did follow us, they gets a neat little treat!" Jack nods to the Russian man. "You got it Borris." Borris groans to his band of men. "Alright, if you haven't, take this moment to re-hydrate, and readjust your gear, get comfy, we still have some walking to do." Borris allows his group a few moments to do what they need to do, he then stands straight up. He switches the grip of his shotgun back over to his right hand, and grips the fore-grip with his left hand. "Lets move!" He barks, letting out a slight cough after doing so. He whispers to himself as he and his men move out "Pavel better suck my dick when I find him, bastard hasn't answered his radio in ages..."
  2. Happy valentines day to all the RP hunnies, come find B if you're lonely B| 

    1. Keira


      omg lmao

    2. UncleB


      you lonely Keira :D need the B to keep you company on the big Valentines day? B|

    3. Keira


      Sorry B, only company Im keeping is with my baby boy ♥

      Find you a Valentine!


    4. UncleB


      Dang, your kiddos lucky, drats, better luck next time I guess. :D

  3. They put fluoride in the drinking water.

  4. *He clicks the radio on his vest to life* still set to the frequency the major placed in, he begins the transmit. "CQ.... CQ..." *A heavy and deep toned Russian accent can be heard* " This is Sergeant Borris Petrokov, ready to report, do you read me over?" *He would repeat this same statement several more times, awaiting a response.*
  5. I cant leave home without my knife, Its one of those useful tools that I think every one should have, mine has a seat belt cutter and glass breaker in case of an accident. My wallet because you gotta carry all that I.D and bank cards, my keys on a para-cord lanyard. I also always carry my phone in a case on my belt, as well I don't like to wear jeans they lack storage capacity and zippers. If i'm out hiking, that's a different story, I usually always carry a medium A.L.I.C.E pack with loads of water, food, camping gear ,spare clothes and medical equipment. Whats your favorite out door activity, hiking skiing, biking, ect.
  6. Where the aliens at? On that note, whats your favorite tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy/ one you like to think about alot.
  7. Text RP Events

    Character Name: Borris Petrokov Character Age: 30 Does your character have any physical shortcomings? : Shin splints, on coming age. Does your character have a mental disability? : Occasional depression, Depersonalization disorder. Does your character have a specific disease? (Diabetes etc.): negative. Does your character have any phobia?: Nondiurnalaquaphobia, Does your character have a love interest?: most blond Russian girls with cute faces. Does your character have any addictions?: Cigarettes (nicotine based products), Tula pryanik (specific brand Russian gingerbread), Slight alcohol addiction (vodka). Does your character do any drugs?: No. Is your character overweight?: No. Would you like your messages to be strictly serious or would you like a comic relief comment from time to time? A mix of both. Anything else that we might have missed that you'd like to experience in game? Surprise me, I like surprises.
  8. @-Chow- Thanks for getting @kimmylou to make fun of my thighs you scuzz , not my fault I can retain my meat in the apocalypse.
  9. Computer giveaway

    An entry
  10. In the deepest pits of me I feel like some place in the dark dark depths of this site there is a cult, not just any cult, but some swinger veteran SJW sex club/cult, and its run by non other then the rolle polie olie himself.
    But thats just another B thought for ya.

    1. Major



      Implying SJWs get laid.

    2. UncleB


      ^ got em 


  11. new chapter in depersonalized
    -Good morning- 

  12. To The People of Severograd and Beyond (Open freq.)

    -He leans against an old chernarussian army communications truck, he unfold an old magazine from his vest pouch and begins to skim it.- -Holding onto the magazine with his right hand, and using his left, he places in his ear piece, and cracks his radio to life, he skims through the channels.- -he catches the broadcast mid banter, he listens for a while, he recognizes Pavels voice and shifts around seeing if he can see him.- (hoping to give him the finger and a friendly smirk.) -As soon as Pavel finishes he presses down on his PTT and begins to talk in his deep and thick Russian accent- "You know, all this jihad - muslim crap is all a lost cause." "Not just for them, but for us who gallop around and give in to their shit, and even bother with them" "how many are they anyways? I feel like hardly enough to even support a real war effort." "I tend to find their little incursion on chernarussian soil a little ironic aswell." "Insurgents, fighting an insurgency?" -he smiles to himself- "You know, these kids with guns running around and using "Allah" as their reasoning." "It's all a little silly, as far as I know the worlds still kicking." "And as soon as the superpowers come to, and finish doing what it is they gotta do." "They're gonna come stomp out any little hooligans that decided to have their little moment of "fun" and "glory"." "I hope you jihads enjoy a town sized Chechnya when the real big boss decides to trot across the borders." ""You better make it worth while."" -He pauses for a moment- "In case you didn't catch the last part, that was sarcasm" -He giggles to himself- -He releases his PTT and goes back to being focused on his magazine- -Any remarks made would be met with him flicking out his ear piece and a slight smirk-
  13. United Nations Investigation Case: Ground Zero

    Just wanted to add on a note for those of you that do wanna RP getting sick from this area, the measurement procured is done in hours. It's the standard for most if not all geiger counters. A simple equation such as, map area you we're exposed to divided by sixty (one hour) then compare that to the amount of time you walked around that area. I hope this bit of information can help you in determining your grays / sieverts absorbed. Happy hunting. -UncleB
  14. It's all starting to come together now, no fly zone in Chernurus disbanded, mujahideen, this only calls for one damn explanation.
    Stinger missiles, in Chernarus.
    -Places on tinfoil hat-

  15. New chapter in depersonalized, "The dream".

  16. Create the WORST group idea

    Holy shit, me and @-Chow- had this Idea forever ago, we also had the Idea of running around as a black and white cop duo stuck in the 80's whom have huge porno staches.
  17. Depersonalized An out of body narrative of Borris Petrokov Depersonalization disorder: Depersonalization disorder is marked by periods of feeling disconnected or detached from one's body and thoughts (depersonalization). The disorder is sometimes described as feeling like you are observing yourself from outside your body or like being in a dream. _________________________________________________________________________________________________ -Checkpoint- _________________________________________________________________________________________________ -The mirror- _________________________________________________________________________________________________ -The dream- _________________________________________________________________________________________________ -Good morning-
  18. Borris Petrokov

    Before the outbreak Borris was a simple tank crew commander of tank ten, part of the 141st tank brigade - 19th motor rifles stationed in Vladikavkaz When the outbreak occurred Borris's unit was sent to the Russian - Chernarus border to defend it as part of Russia's quarantine procedure. Borris and a part of his unit were stationed in a pass some place along the black mountains close to south zagoria, a hasty was established checkpoint the checkpoint he was apart of was comprised of his tank (a T-80), a BRDM with HQ functionality, and several Static weapons of higher calibers. During conflict with the infected when bombings of the region were high, Borris's unit was struck by a friendly fire incident when a CAS run was called in to take care of a medium sized "horde" of infected. The ordinance, one of a larger load jammed and didn't drop accordingly, the bomb flew off course and collided with the ground in the middle of the check point, It caused significant damage to the defenses at the check point, rendered the BRDM inoperable, killing the crew, as well as killing several infantry defending the outpost. Borris and his tank crew got lucky, and sustained minimal damage, all the tank took was the shock wave and several small bits of shrapnel, one piece managed to break or slip through the skirt of the tank somehow, and puncture a small hole in the fuel tank, causing a slow leak, the radio antenna on the tank was also ruined in the blast, so communications were cut to a shorter range than normal. The loud explosion from the misfired ordnance caused unwanted attention to the checkpoint, and the sun was just about set, the night would turn into a long grueling firefight with the infected, The remaining infantry would hail for reinforcements to their situation, but non would come. By morning the smoke would settle, during the fight with the infected several of the remaining men broke down, driving moral during the fight down hill. Large amounts of the checkpoints munitions were spent, either on infected, or simply small trees and bushes that swayed in just the right way to give a fright. The unsure gun fire spent on inanimate objects would drag in more spread out infected to the area, causing the men to spend more munitions, already dwindling as is. By day two since the friendly fire incident some of the men morally broken, would pack up their things and flee into the nearby woods, this caused conflict between several of the men holding down the checkpoint, and would drive moral even lower. By day three the check point would dissipate and become an empty carcass, moral was the down fall for the reservists stationed there, Borris along with his other two tank crew would abandon the tank and checkpoint like the rest of the infantry stationed there. Borris would move into chernarus with his crew members out of an unknown intention, perhaps Borris and his crew thought that the world had ended, a gut feeling of sorts, perhaps a childish instinct of adventure filled the crew, what ever their driving motive was it's would be considered beyond radical to most, to abandon orders and move into the storm. During the trip inward to chernarus Borris and his crew would find several of the men who abandoned post days earlier, inevitably having succumbed to the infected. Along the way into the region of south zegoria, both of Borris's crew members would share a similar fate as the other men found, Borris and his crew would run into a small horde, his crew mates are surrounded and swallowed up. Borris would fire off as many rounds as he had left on him for his service rifle into the horde, but unfortunately his crew mates were far gone before he could dent the horde, realizing he was close to sharing the same fate as his crew mates, Borris would sprint in the opposite direction of the horde into some near by woods, where he would get lost for several days. Borris became morally scarred by the loss of his comrades, and would never forget them as long as he lived. Borris was found on a road by a small group of survivors, surprisingly enough. He was dehydrated and hungry, the survivors took care of him, re-hydrated him, and fed him. Once Borris was able to move around, the survivors would point him in the direction of a U.N. camp in Chernagorsk. Borris now roams, living his life as a typical survivor in chernarus, wondering if he'll ever get the chance to make it home. Notes: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The checkpoint in the pass would later be reclaimed by Russian reinforcement that were sent due to lack of radio chatter, the reinforcements would recover several men who fled from the checkpoint finding them along the road leading into Russia. Those that went missing across the border were labeled M.I.A. but are presumed dead by many. Borris's family would receive a letter of his disappearance, all families of those placed as M.I.A from the checkpoint were put under military investigation for their mysterious disappearances. weeks later the investigations would be closed, all besides Borris's, due to being encountered by VDV. Optional goals / side objectives: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find alot of cigarettes or beat his addiction. Find a significant other? Help others in their efforts along the way, we're all in this together, even if you don't realize it. (dependent on encounter) Manage to turn the situation into a get rich scheme (Mercenary, a stalker?) Stay Non or reduced hostile ( keep as many encounters non-hostile, we have enough dead from other causes, no need to add to the count) Long term / end game goals: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Survive ( to his own accord ) Exit Churnarus safely, return home and face the consequences that follow. Stay in Chernarus and start a new life or seek asylum in a different county. Succumb to the wild, natural or unnatural causes (Radiation, other illness, the "infection"), human violence, or own moral degradation (suicide)
  19. Ask the LMs about the Lore!

    What are the background grey/sivert units at the quarantined military base (ground zero) in , Seconds, minutes, hours.
  20. But Chasing around Russian twins yelling sexual remarks down a back road.
  21. BeanZ WAR

    One hundred and twenty seven