Single Status Update
I spend only a couple hours with the RP boys, and I find myself doing things I have never done before...
- Had sex with a prostitute known as "Around-The-Town Natasha". Praying I don't contract something.
- Did a few lines of coke and smoked the biggest blunt I have ever done. The details are hazy.
- Pursued another car in a "Hot Pursuit" in order to rob'em. Didn't work out, the next thing happend.
- Watched a man get ran over with my own car. Just glad I wasn't the one driving.
- Acted as a get-away driver for a kidnapping of a religious fanatic for a drug called "Pixie Dust".
- Witnessed a Mexican gun down four armed men in a stand-off, and live to tell the tale, despite the odds.
- Nearly had my head blown off by a sniper. I am glad they missed.
- Actually shot at someone for the first time in months. So that's why people prefer fully-automatic weapons!
- Jumped out of a moving car and hit the ground without a scratch. DayZ devs accomplished something that works. About time.
- And finally...found myself eating catfood (can of tuna). Who the hell eats this shit? Yuck!