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About ApronedCrusader

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  1. ApronedCrusader


    Can't wait to go to Blockbuster tomorrow! Was thinking about picking up that new Men in Black movie!


  2. Jimothy had always loved the sky. He learned this at quite an early age, in fact. See, Jimothy's father was a farmer, a farmer in which owned quite an extensive slot of land in the Big Sky region of Montana. Unfortunately the land had a bit of a pest problem and that much land required quite a bit of maintenance to yield a healthy crop. Maintenance was quite difficult considering how few farmhands were available. To treat every field with pesticides was a very long and painstaking task from the ground. With that in mind, Jimothy's father got his pilots license and bought a crop-duster to ease the load. Every time that engine started up, Jimothy would surely plop himself down in the passenger seat. It wasn't long before Jimothy had developed what some would call an obsession with the sky. Jimothy had been in the sky more times than he could count. Eventually his father allowed him to take controls for short periods of time and even perform maintenance on the plane. Jimothy enjoyed fixing the plane up almost as much as he enjoyed flying in it. Planes get old however, and eventually begin to break down just as cars do. These repairs required a bit more than a little tinkering by Jimothy. One day Jimothy noticed a small leak dripping from the aircraft. The fuel tank had somehow managed to get a hole in it. Rather than attempting a quick fix, Jimothy's father opted to purchase a new tank for it. However, it wasn't exactly a bumper crop year and they hadn't enough money to have it professionally installed. Jimothy and his father would have to do it themselves. Jimothy had no objections to this. Once it had been pieced back together, Jimothy and his father took to the skies. The flight went fairly well for a few passes, then suddenly the engine died. Jimothy's father generally flew fairly low to ensure that he coated the crops evenly. This gave him very little time to decide what to do. With no other choice, Jimothy's father tried an emergency landing in a field. April 5, 2017. The ship he was on was a big one, but that didn't help the sea-sickness. Unfortunately, traveling by ship to Italy was only real option. He couldn't exactly bring a para-motor and a glider on an international flight. It was only about an hour from the time the ship would dock in Rome, but that moment couldn't come close enough. is plan was to make a trip around Europe. It was a delivery mission of sorts. His father's ashes certainly wouldn't spread themselves. April 25th, 2017. Jimothy decided to have a few drinks in a local bar. It was a cold night in Chernarus, but the alcohol kept him pretty warm. It also happened to give him bad ideas. Ideas such as attempting to operate a para-motor while under the influence. He figured he had to celebrate somehow, why not give the locals a bit of a show. Jimothy's drunken state of mind provided him with a lot of confidence. Trick after trick, the locals certainly got their show. Then came the finale. Jimothy threw himself into a corkscrew maneuver promptly into a cluster of trees. Jimothy woke up hanging from a tree with no one to help him down. When he had finally released himself from the harness, Jimothy gazed up at the motor in shambles above him. He would have to find somewhere to get parts to fix it. Unfortunately for him, Chernarus wasn't exactly abundant in para-motor parts. Shortly after his crash, Chernarus was placed in a state of martial law making it impossible for him to even order the parts he needed. Jimothy was stuck.
  3. ApronedCrusader


    When you take a nap and all your friends are offline when you get back.


  4. ApronedCrusader


    Definitely left my car running for 11 hours yesterday because the ice-cream man showed up.

    1. Empress Nino

      Empress Nino

      Aint no shame!


      At one point, my father was an ice cream man. He got sick of the shitty music so he fucked with the music player and had this play instead as he drove by. 

    2. ApronedCrusader


      Not gonna lie, that's pretty awesome.

  5. "You need leave..." "They WANT you to die...." "If you leave you will die..." "Everything is fine..." "Don't look back..." "Something is wrong..." "You can't forget them..." "You don't have enough time..." "You can't forget US..." "Get away..." "Quickly now, your life depends on this..." "Leave this place..." _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ April 20th, 2017. A missing person's report was filed by the Denver Police department this morning after a call about a man named Jasper Kelly. Mr. Kelly was reported to have been a "no-show" at work the previous week and had also been absent to his monthly therapy session. When DPD officers searched his place of residence, Mr. Kelly was nowhere to be found. Officer's claimed that there appeared to be no sign of foul play, however it was noted that there was no clothing left in the house suggesting Mr. Kelly had packed for some sort of trip. The Denver Police Department request that anyone with information to the disappearance of Mr. Kelly call 720-913-2000. UPDATE: Mr. Kelly was reported to have boarded an international flight to Helsinki, Finland on April 14th for unknown reasons. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Jasper wasn't certain about his own whereabouts, nor was he sure about where his final destination would be. All he knew was what they told him. That's all that mattered. They seemed to know what they were doing and where they going. He just did what they asked, with little to no thought. And why shouldn't he? They NEEDED him. At least that's what they told him. Every couple hours or so, they were sure to always let him know how IMPORTANT he was. They told him how they couldn't do it without him. They spoke of how without him, they could never accomplish their goal. He was different, he was better than everyone else. He OBEYED... They told him this was his best quality, the reason he was so SPECIAL. These words, they swirled around and gave meaning to everything Jasper had ever done and would ever do. He was special, he was different, and most importantly he was needed. A truck appeared on the horizon. Unlike the 23 other vehicles passing Jasper along the road, they told him that he needed this one. They were very particular about which vehicles to take. often claiming there was just "not enough room" for all of them. They assured Jasper that there would be plenty of space for all of them and it would take them much closer to their destination. Jasper stuck out a thumb and before the truck barreled past him it came to a stop. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ It had been just over two months since they had left and Jasper was beginning to lose count. Countless steps, and countless rides with strangers had nearly brought them to the destination they had told Jasper about. He asked them about it on occasion, but each occasion was only met with either a soft shush or a "You'll see soon enough.". But now they were about a dozen miles from it. Jasper grinned from ear to ear. He was finally going to see it. He would know his purpose. As night fell Jasper had to take shelter in an old barn. A terrifying storm swelled over the region and forced Jasper to hide in a corner, covering himself with an old blanket. They shouted at him. They told him he needed to keep moving, but the storm made it impossible. 'Why are they yelling?' 'Why are they so angry with me?'. When the storm cleared in the morning, Jasper left. He hadn't had a bit of sleep that night, but he needed to move. He didn't want to make them any angrier. They insisted that Jasper go to the old farm house to let the owners of the barn know he had stayed there the night before. The old farmer stood on the porch and stared out at nothing as Jasper approached. Getting closer and closer to the man, Jasper began to believe the man may just have poor eyesight. Jasper called out and suddenly the farmer's eyes locked with his. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ He was in shock... Jasper had done things for them before, but this was all new to him. They applauded him for what he had done. It NEEDED to be done. Jasper had performed well. Jasper removed the pitchfork from the farmer's chest and threw it to the side...
  6. ApronedCrusader


    Really smoky outside my house today. hopefully all these fires in the area quit pretty soon.


    1. ToeZ


      that's smoke? looks just like heavy rain/fog...


    2. ApronedCrusader


      Nope it's smoke. And here's a picture of my car from my driveway facing the same direction for comparison.


  7. ApronedCrusader


    *Goodnight kisses* @Classic @Walnuts @Nathan Osbourne


    1. ToeZ



  8. ApronedCrusader

    Real life picture Thread

    Sometime's you just gotta make an angry face for no particular reason and post it for people you don't even know...
  9. ApronedCrusader


    A toast to the citizens of Gorka.


  10. ApronedCrusader


    I was a little hesitant on how to portray an 83 year old man in the apocalypse, especially one with Alzheimer's. I originally assumed that it would be a complete pain in my bum, but the more I played I realized this is gonna be a pretty fun character to play. 

    1. Max


      We need more characters like this !! :P

  11. ApronedCrusader


    Didn't have a chance to play today, hopefully tomorrow Alan and  Sam Hobbs will take to the streets. 

  12. ApronedCrusader


    For anyone interested in reading a bit about my new character, here ya go - https://www.dayzrp.com/characters/display-97/

    1. Red


      I read it and left you a comment :)

    2. Rory


      Love him!!

  13. ApronedCrusader


    If i had a nickel for every gun I saw in the new characters section, I could probably quit my job and play DayZ for a living.

    But for real, I understand that at the beginning of the outbreak there may be a large military presence, but damn... 

    1. Beni


      This is actually quite accurate. 

    2. Red


      Sorry to dissapoint :(

      I just hope I'll do the role of UN Peacekeeper justice.

    3. ApronedCrusader


      I'm sure you will. I'm not saying that I'm against militaristic characters, I just don't see a lot of variety when it comes to people playing them. It'd be interesting to see someone who's MOS is like plumbing or something like that. Instead of all these people who were just plain rifleman or officers. Maybe someone who perhaps takes the outbreak as a method of breaking away from their service in the military.

    4. Red


      I keep every possible direction open. It depends entirely on where the RP brings my character. I could imagine him deserting if high command ends up telling "Welp guys, ya'll not going anywhere. We're stuck and you can't go home." He has a wife and a child at home so yeah. That definitely wouldn't sit well with him.

    5. LawRP


      If I had a nickel for for every gun on the character page I could pay for Dayz to be finished 

  14. ApronedCrusader


    I hope you are all ready to meet Old Man Hobbs, the 83 year old with Alzheimer's. It's gonna be an interesting character to play.

    1. turtlemilk


      I am more than ready.

    2. ApronedCrusader


      I'm sure he'd be ready to meet you as well, at least a time or two anyway haha.

    3. turtlemilk


      I hope so. Sounds like a fun character :) good on ya.

  15. ApronedCrusader


    Photos from the adventures of Jimothy hibbard.