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Taryn

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Status Updates posted by Taryn

  1. Taryn

    Taryn

    Can you be anymore obvious? 

     

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    2. Zero

      Zero

      Don't let this status update distract you from the invasion of our rights by the liberal, Illuminati lizard people politicians. They are attempting to take our jobs and our guns.  

    3. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      "Come on down by Gooey Louie's barbershop".

    4. Taryn

      Taryn

      Literally, its not and issue for anyone I'm not friends with outside of Dayz. I didnt think anyone who doesnt follow me would even care enough to read it tbh. But clearly, here you all are, grilling me about a vague status. 

      I'm not the one who made this status blow up lol

    5. Vytis

      Vytis

      You wanted the attention, you got it lol

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    6. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Image result for grill gif

      I need to know.

      Also, yes you did Taryn. 

      That'd be like me coming to your house and doing jumping jacks naked in front of your TV and then getting upset when you ask "Why are you doing this?"

    7. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      tyson_fullycooked_bonelesschickenwyngzho

      Chicken Fritters made with White Meat Chicken

    8. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      #WhoIsKT

    9. Zero

      Zero

      Wake up people, the water is turning the frogs gay. We need to stop this invasion. 

    10. BostonRP

      BostonRP

       

    11. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      At the end of the day

      we can all agree

      that @Galaxy will never get staff.

    12. Taryn

      Taryn

      Thats not even a real comparison considering no one ever comes to my profile, even when I post shit. 

      I'm not  R E L E V A N T enough. 

      No one gives a shit until they think I'm talking about Dew, I guess, considering he was tagged in here...

    13. Zero

      Zero

       

    14. Gaylaxy

      Gaylaxy

      Who wants staff anyway...?

    15. Zero

      Zero

      The one and only..

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    16. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      On February 17th, 1997, a legend was born...

      The man himself...

      A U S T E N       H U N T E R

    17. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

       

    18. BostonRP

      BostonRP

       

    19. Zero

      Zero

       

    20. Jamie

      Jamie

      Just use the @ function to call people out, ez. 

    21. Vytis

      Vytis

    22. Taryn

      Taryn

      Its not about anyone from DayZRP though... 

      @ExBoyfriendwhoistryingtohookupwithmeeventhoughheisengagedExBoyfriendwhoistryingtohookupwithmeeventhoughheisengaged?

    23. Jamie

      Jamie

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    24. Vytis

      Vytis

      If it's not anyone from DayZRP then why bother posting? 

    25. Raptor

      Raptor

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    26. CorbSlayer
  2. Taryn

    • Taryn
    •   
    • thicdickdaddy27

    Please let me hold your tiny baby hands. ❤

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    2. Mexi

      Mexi

      Some nice baby hands up in here.

    3. Aisling

      Aisling

      who has baby hands?

    4. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Not dew?

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

      Dew has baby hands. 

    6. Otter

      Otter

      Dew.

      How you gonna let her step on you like this.

    7. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      I'd rather not get permd for flaming Taryn alive.

    8. Mexi

      Mexi

      No balls.

    9. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Id flame her but she prolly wont taste good. 6

    10. WulfeGirl

      WulfeGirl

      Shed prob taste delicious if you didn't flame her

    11. Taryn

      Taryn

      Do it. You won't.

      Bring it, Baby Hands Dew.

    12. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      You sure roast beef Taryn?

    13. Taryn

      Taryn

      Lol insulting my vagina is so beta. gtfoh

    14. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Says the one who is calling me baby hands? I'll use your sand bags to wipe my tears.

    15. Taryn

      Taryn

      Sand doesn't absorb water... 

    16. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Wonder if cottage cheese does CWE-F_xUEAAkDF1.png

    17. Aisling

      Aisling

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    18. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Ill lick your cottage cheese @Keira

    19. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      I sat thinking about sand for a minute and decided that water behaves in a way to trick us into thinking its being absorbed....but then I decided to look it up, some sites agree with my first observation.  here ill give you this website though which will inform you about beach sand and water. https://www.reference.com/science/sand-absorb-water-55d557baaa269e29

       

      So your wrong, and that's what really grinds your gears.

       

      <3

    20. Aisling

      Aisling

      I dont have any cottage cheese @Macbrine

    21. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Oh, and there is a surgery you can get to fix that roast beef issue...ill let you look into that yourself.

    22. Mexi

      Mexi

      Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if we could look at the evidence provided above this is all but a joke between friends.

    23. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      You ok Mexi, would you like a hug?

    24. Mexi

      Mexi

      If you could Joe, you muscular bastard.

    25. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      One big bear hug coming up.

    26. Dom

      Dom

      I want to be fucking sick Dew.

      if this Is the real you then I was done with you back at the sand casino

  3. Taryn

    Taryn

    I'm on a signature making spree. If you want one Let me know.

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    2. Taryn

      Taryn

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      @WesternRP

      @Joe is dead

      Do you want this display or Dewski? Or what...

    3. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Ty

    4. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      Make me one pls and make it look better than Spartan's. ;)

       

    5. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Dewski

    6. Taryn

      Taryn

    7. KyleRP

      KyleRP

      Ooooh thats nice but maybe more purple? if possible?

    8. Taryn

      Taryn

    9. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      hmu

    10. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      tank yu

    11. Taryn

      Taryn

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      @Grimnir

      @BostonRP @Kordruga What do you want?

       

    12. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      your decision

      these all look pretty good

      something memey

    13. Jman14102

      Jman14102

      You know I'm good for it, Taryn! My name can be in either red or purple (You can leave out the numbers if you want), but the important bit has to be a compass at the end that is pointing in the wrong direction.

    14. Mexi

      Mexi

      That's enough requests for the evening, I want to play a game.

    15. Taryn

      Taryn

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      @KyleRP ????

       

      REQUESTS ARE CLOSED FOR THE EVENING.

      I"LL DO MORE TOMORROW:

      Waiting List:

      @Strawberry

      @BostonRP

      @Jman14102

      @Cosmo

    16. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Chewy

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      Redid yours. I like this one better.

    17. Taryn

      Taryn

    18. Taryn

      Taryn

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      @BostonRP Memes

    19. Taryn

      Taryn

    20. Kain

      Kain

      If you give me one @Taryn with an Adidas three stripe I will pay you in finding the best Slavic videos ever.

    21. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      Let your creativity flow with mine 

    22. DrMax

      DrMax

      *Raises hand* I would like one pleases if possible? All doctory and shizzle 

    23. Empress Nino

      Empress Nino

      I'll bite... can you possibly figure out a signature for me that is sort of grungy and tribal in the vein of the TV show "The 100"? Possibly in small letters have the words "Jus drein jus daun"

    24. Taryn

      Taryn

      Okey doke

    25. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Taryn, make a thread or some shit I'm tired of getting these notifications.

    26. Taryn

      Taryn

      Sorry, didn't think i would get this much response.

  4. Taryn

    Taryn

    Well then... What to do for 5 days... Hm. 

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    2. JewRP

      JewRP

      @Dew you need counselling? lies hurt alot, especially when you are mentally weak ):

    3. Saints

      Saints

      Have to admit Tayrn you did metagame , I knew it straight away as you where quite . Best thing to do is learn from your mistakes, we all fuck up once and a while. And I imagine most people have been banned too.

    4. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      To brighten up the mood 

       

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Saints hence why I didnt sent it in the report. I've already accepted the verdict even though it hasnt dropped yet, which is why this status even exists. 

       

      Deny* not sent. Sorry, I'm on mobile

      @Dew @Shane

      I would like to thank you for the free profile views, but Tbh, I would think staff would be above being seemingly so immature about this. If you wanna talk about it, I will be free on TS whenver you want but for now, i'd like to end this before it goes a little too far. Thank you. 

    6. Saints

      Saints

      I know , i just stated my opinions on the matter. 

    7. Jamie

      Jamie

      this is pretty funny

    8. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      are you having a giggle m8

    9. Jamie

      Jamie

      i think they are, i dunno

    10. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Jamie what's so funny, friend?

    11. groovy chow

      groovy chow

      *People I talk to constantly ask why DayZ RP is dying*

      *I see a status report where mods for the community are being blatantly disrespectful*

      Yeah. Can't see why it's pretty dead.

    12. Taryn

      Taryn

      @-Chow- Careful, you're breaking the status quo. These people don't like that shit.

    13. Jamie

      Jamie

      I was referring to this status update @Taryn

    14. Taryn

      Taryn

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Who actually gives a fuck @Jamie

    15. Jamie

      Jamie

      You did, since you asked me. 

    16. Taryn

      Taryn

      You took too long to answer. I was over it like 20 minutes ago. lol

       

    17. Jamie

      Jamie

      I'm glad you managed to get over it. I can imagine it was a hard time for you. 

    18. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

       

    19. Taryn

      Taryn

      Quite hard, @Jamie

      I think i need Prep. H for my butthurt and counseling for the years to come.

    20. Jamie

      Jamie

      lol

    21. Taryn

      Taryn

       

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    22. Jamie

      Jamie

       

    23. Mexi

      Mexi

      Whats with everyone being a cunt? Return to your dark corners.

    24. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      /closed

    25. Jamie

      Jamie

      nice mod power lmao

    26. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      dew 4 mod

  5. Taryn

    Taryn

    I miss my old crew. 

    @CorbSlayer @neckrorazul @WulfeGirl @Raptor @mark3390 @Jman14102 @Vito

    My ni??as 

    :(

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    2. Aisling

      Aisling

      oh no pls no keep him off the server

    3. Jman14102

      Jman14102

      I'm still around. How could I forget such awesome people like you guys?

    4. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      ah yes the "crew" aka the 9 nibbas who run when we initiate

       

       

      YESS BOIS 

       

       

      SEA LEGS

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

      No one ran? You hadn't been around us for weeks/months. So your meme isn't a very good one.

    6. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Yes you all ran. we can call nibbas like @Dewskeet Skeet who were there when you fucking ran when we said we gonna initiate on @Darion

      No hiding from the truth

       

       

       

      also  ERP LEGS

       

    7. Taryn

      Taryn

      I wasn't there for that? I don't even know what you're talking about tbh.

      Shit tier memes, truthfully.

       

    8. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      You can pretend it didn't all you want

      BUT THAT DOESNT STOP THE FACT THAT IT HAPPENED

    9. Taryn

      Taryn

      I honestly have no clue what you're even talking about. I was never around you and @Darion at the same time, let alone during any initiations or firefights. 

      Like ever.

      Last time i ever saw you in game was when you took @Jman14102 hostage for talking shit and we told you you could keep him. 

    10. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      *macbrine would sigh*

       

      When i was ripping tides with you. We ran into @Darion and I think it was @Keira with him. We talked shit about eachother shoes then we agreed in the TS to initiate on him. I started to and you all ran off.

       

      Then VDV rolled up and chased us

    11. Taryn

      Taryn

      No one agreed. No one told you to intiate. I knew he was a spy for the VDV and when he told us he'd call them, i knew he wasn't bluffing. you're the idiot who initiated anyways. 

      Fuckass headass lookin'  ni??a

    12. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Nah nibba you just lying now. You said yeah lets do it and then a few of you walked off who wouldnt particpate then ALL of you ran off 

       

      dont lie in this report nibba imma take your kid out this game

    13. Taryn

      Taryn

      Yea, no, you kept saying I wanna take him, and I said 'You can if you want to, we're not going to." Then he said he was going to call VDV and they would be there within the minute. 

      We all said over TS we weren't doing it. Then you dropped the initiation. You did so because of his fucking shoes. I remember clear as day. Then you tried to tell VDV in character that i told you to do it, but i clearly didn't so everyone IC was like "What the fuck Niall?" Keira wasn't even there, she was on Overwatch, in a bush nearby or some shit. 

      You're clearly mistaken. 

    14. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      "I remember clear as day"

      *proceeds to say something that didn't happen*

      yaa nooo

      Multiple people said they were down with it. and the initiation was never fully dropped

       

      Kids out the game now

    15. Taryn

      Taryn

      Fuck off, Memebrine. I'm done now. Hope you had fun.

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    16. Macbrine

      Macbrine

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    17. Vytis

      Vytis

      In all seriousness, how do you get your bitmoji onto DayZRP to dab on people? 

    18. Taryn

      Taryn

      You have to add the chrome extension. Then when its up in the right hand corner, click, search "dab" and drag the one you want to an image display compatible text field (like DayZRP)

    19. Vytis

      Vytis

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    20. Taryn

      Taryn

      Yee. 

    21. Saints

      Saints

      Btw the only reason we didn't initiate is because it was one month in and we just got kicked out of our camp by the vdv.
      And if you actually stuck around Macbrine , we did get action . Winston ended up killing 6 guys in game that made him bat shit crazy.

      We aren't all super soldier boat captins Macbrine.

    22. Taryn

      Taryn

      #shipWREKT

    23. CorbSlayer

      CorbSlayer

      Oliverhand.JPG.bdb47b9fe7fe9eaaab1d89d69bce4421.JPG 

      The good old days...miss you zi??as too:(

    24. Taryn

      Taryn

      Come back, Corbin. Mommy and Daddy got in a fight, but we're all good now. You also have a new step-dad. This one is the best. He loves memes. 

       

    25. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      No i claim corbin. He is mine

      also

      @Saints yes we are

    26. WulfeGirl

      WulfeGirl

      Just message me whenever you miss me boo and I'll hop on right away ❤

  6. Taryn

    Taryn

    I drink way too much pepsi. 

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    2. Harvey

      Harvey

      Pepsi Max is the best kind

    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      Coke all the way, mixes better with alcohol

    4. Laski

      Laski

      Imagine liking Pepsi over Coke. Fucking uncultured swines here tbh 

    5. Eddie

      Eddie

      I have to say Pepsi is ok but it tastes like a flat Coke xD

    6. Aiko

      Aiko

      Pepsi...is the only way

    7. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Drink water and be truly hydrated

    8. Ark

      Ark

      ^this guy gets it.

    9. Aiko

      Aiko

      Gatorade is better than H20 @Macbrine

    10. Ark

      Ark

      You shut your face @Aiko!

    11. Taryn

      Taryn

      Image result for waterboy gif gatorade

    12. Whitename

      Whitename

      @Aiko this is why your bus got stolen 

    13. Aiko

      Aiko

      D: 

    14. Whitename

      Whitename

      also i have a travel bottle of water that fits 1 litre and i drink about 3 of those per day

      so, water > coke > pepsi > eating dirt > gatorade > light beer

    15. Roland

      Roland

      I only drink water, no sugar drinks. Still fat. :D

      When I do occasionally have one at a fastfood restaurant or with pizza, Pepsi max is king.

      @Whitename 10 day, 20 points sounds ok? :D

    16. Whitename

      Whitename

      if i have to take 10 days 20 points for being absolutely correct then youre god damn right that sounds okay

    17. Roland

      Roland

      Oh, but that happens all the time, people getting banned because they're right. Just not my kind of right :D

    18. Whitename

      Whitename

      i mean ive never gotten points before, so i wont be too worried about what i post / do if i had 20, bc id never get any more :trolle:

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      but tbh a 10 day ban would have me like

      checktheclock.gif.486c6fb75e4a7a0cc7d8126612922c23.gif so plz no ban

    19. Roland

      Roland

      Admit it, you have a folder full of gifs with that cat. 

    20. Whitename

      Whitename

      I'm not ashamed. I even just threw in my profile picture with glows that match each staff rank :trolle: just for you

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    21. Aiko

      Aiko

      Not enough...

    22. Whitename

      Whitename

      i know ): but once situations come up that require a new one ill get it (:

    23. Aiko

      Aiko

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    24. Whitename

      Whitename

      /added

    25. Harvey

      Harvey

      Guys you do realise that DayZ was originally created as a survey to see who preferred Pepsi (Pipsi) or Coca Cola (Nota Cola). :ph34r:

    26. Whitename

      Whitename

      fun fact, everybody who liked pipsi was dead wrong

  7. Taryn

    Taryn

    One week smoke free. This is much easier than I thought it would be. 

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    2. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      #randomhate#idontunderstand#tryingtosupportmydood

    3. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      #EntireLifeSmokeFree

    4. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      #Smokingisfortheweak

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

      Congrats, Dusty. 

      Sadly I was raised in a house with two parents who smoked and started when I was young. I've been smoking for 15 years. I'm just done with it. Pretty proud of myself Tbh. 

    6. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      #yougogirl

    7. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      #girlpower

    8. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      #StraightEdge #MyBodyIsATemple #Blessed

    9. Taryn

      Taryn

      You guys are so fucking lame. 

    10. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      #Woah.

    11. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Wow, that hate really threw my vibes off.

      #hateisfortheweak #positivevibesonly

    12. Taryn

      Taryn

      Goodbye, No-longer-support Dew. 

    13. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      HAHA haters gonna hate, we just ignore them.

      #staylit #positivevibes #thegangisback #Dabonthehaters #workonyourrussianaccent

       

    14. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      #PositiveVibes @Dew

    15. Taryn

      Taryn

      I don't hate you, Dew. I love you. You and your baby hands. 

    16. Vytis

      Vytis

      #positivevibes #thoughtsandprayers #2k17 #blessed #Randleblessings 

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    17. Taryn

      Taryn

      I hear PAU is coming back. That'll be fun, huh? Cant wait Tbh. 

    18. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Rather have babyhands than sausage fingers 

      #gotem #fitness #healthylifeonly #proudofyou #cigaretteskill

    19. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      Woah.

    20. Aiko

      Aiko

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    21. Vytis

      Vytis

      #AnimeIsAMistake

    22. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      #Woah

    23. Taryn

      Taryn

      I love my sausage fingers, Thank you. 

    24. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      #Animeislitlitlitlitlit #Catboylife #Aikodidnothingwrong #Yeet

    25. Dom

      Dom

      STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!

    26. evanm23

      evanm23

      Get a vape if u r needing nicotine

  8. Taryn

    Taryn

    A little over three weeks remaining and I'm already getting flutters in my stomach just thinking about it. 

     

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    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      I have about as much power to stop that as anyone else. Talk to the admins about it. 

       

    3. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      I like the music on the profile here.

    4. Major

      Major

      I thought this morning about having the Russians jam all the radios to stop the fucking noise coming from South Zagoria.

    5. Macbrine

      Macbrine

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      I knew you weren't really staff

    6. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Major do it. Sounds like an event to me. 

      @Joffrey I'm sad you're not the Senate anymore. 

    7. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      I've got a new theme coming tonight, I'm rocking Master Shifu

    8. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Macbrine maybe you should ask @Mexi to add a poll to his post. If it gets enough support, maybe the admins will do it?

      Staff arent the only ones who can ask for changes. 

       

    9. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      No he stole my thread so it shall die

    10. Aisling

      Aisling

      Back to the actual status update:

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      I know what youre going to be doing teheheh xDxDxD

    11. CorbSlayer
    12. Taryn

      Taryn

      Urite. Making Mexi try tons of American food, sleeping, and watching a lot of movies. You know me. 

    13. Raptor

      Raptor

      Me reading this thread rn

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    14. Aisling

      Aisling

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      @Taryn urite urite

    15. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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      But @Macbrine  she is kinda a Community helper/ Camp Counselor. 

       

      Almost thought less of her over that petty report that she was well within here rights to create...But after having a discussion about it she seems to have rethought the idea and considered the possibility that she just didn't give the black people a chance.

       

      I don't understand your OP however @LoremistressTaryn,  are you pregnant or are you going on a trip in 3 weeks?

       

      something really went over my head.

       

      She couldn't of meant that after 3 weeks in staff she is having second thoughts, could she @Macbrine?

       

      Roleplay of the year award for the following performance BTW.

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      @Taryn You know I tease you cause I do enjoy your existence right?

    16. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      No in 3 months shes flying a yung pure british lad to her house to dick him down

    17. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      but...I wouldn't consider Mexi to be pure British, just as I am not Pure American.

       

      We are all mutts, but seemingly 8 generations seems to be a magic number for considering you a pure blood.  odd aint it?

       

      I'm still trying to get over the fact that I'm a Celtic Slav born in American with no struggle to fight for and no master to enslave me.

       

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    18. Aisling

      Aisling

      yikes

    19. Taryn

      Taryn

      Jesus christ. What have I done?

    20. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      oh sorry weeks not months also

       

      Joe how high are you right now

    21. Raptor

      Raptor

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    22. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      I wish...

      sober, bored, aggravated, and trying to relive my stress by causing light hearted banter.

    23. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      giphy.gif

      MRW when in 3 weeks @Mexi lands in my country 

      jk he gon puss out and not get on the plane

       

       

      skkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkrrrt

    24. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      well, I don't know about Boston MAss, but His accent would be the only thing to get him strange looks here. 

       

      people think the brits are pale Aryans and its hilarious.

       

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    25. Raptor

      Raptor

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    26. Aisling

      Aisling

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      idk anymore

  9. Taryn

    • Taryn
    •   
    • thicdickdaddy27

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    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      I'm sorry i'm offending you with the truth, @tinyhands 

    3. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      ...did she just...nah fuck that I'm out.

       

       

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    4. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Taryn, do you really want me to end you?

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

      Oh, I'm sorry... is that a threat, [Support] @Dew

    6. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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    7. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Room 4, 30 minutes, be there or be square.

    8. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      she flames him and then blackmails him. 

       

       

      OOooOOOOOWeee this just got interesting

       

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    9. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Dew Okay

      *Calls the cops*

    10. Tom
    11. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Tom I'm always in Pain :(

    12. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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    13. Taryn

      Taryn

      @SweetJoe I love the RubberBandits.

    14. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      oh yeeeaah?

       

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    15. Taryn

      Taryn

      @SweetJoe I've a horse outside...

    16. Tom
    17. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      yes, but not exactly. 

       

      why are you @ing me? doesn't everyone get notifications for all profiles they post on that have new content added to it so long as they have previously added to the post??

    18. Taryn

      Taryn

      @SweetJoe I'm talking directly to you, @SweetJoe

      Does that bother you @SweetJoe ?

      I'm sorry, @SweetJoe .

    19. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      nope, was just curious about the effort, plenty of people love to say my name. 

    20. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Okay, I'm going to need @Taryn and @SweetJoe to calm the fuck down and take this to ts.

    21. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      yes sir staff member Dew Sir.

    22. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Twas a bad idea. </3 Mr.Dew.

    23. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Were you bullied?

    24. Taryn

      Taryn

      He told me i'm not hot. So he got the boot.

    25. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Oh is that how you play? Someone doesn't think you're attractive so you kick him?

      Pathetic, *Holds @SweetJoe in his arms*

      It's okay SweetJoe, I'm here now.

    26. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      :trolle: All I said was that she was ok.  :/

  10. Taryn

    Taryn

    Tomorrow. He'll be here tomorrow. 

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    2. PCJames

      PCJames

      Tomorrow, tomorrow, the sun will come out tomorrow. 

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      Seeing as you're not following either of us Macbrine, have you considered keeping what you have to say to yourself? Perhaps if you did it more often you wouldn't be on final warning.

    4. Taryn

      Taryn

      He has a point, Macbrine. Why do you keep coming here if you dont wanna see it?

    5. Beni

      Beni

      Mexi, bring me some American vape juice please. Sound.

    6. Mexi

      Mexi

      Can't bring that shit back through customs bro otherwise I'd actually do it.

    7. Beni

      Beni

      YOU CAN'T BRING VAPE JUICE THROUGH CUSTOMS?!

    8. Mexi

      Mexi

      Limited amount of liquids mate. I'll ask before I go through if I can bring it back.

    9. Beni

      Beni

      Bringing back some cheep vodka are ya?

    10. Taryn

      Taryn

      I'll make sure we go to a vape shop, Beni. I'll pick a nice flavor for you. 

    11. Mexi

      Mexi

      Was gonna go look about for some nice aftershave man, shits cheaper over there.

    12. Brayces

      Brayces

      You can take drinks and other items through customs, Mexi! You just have to declare it and stow it in your checked baggage! I believe at least... They do tend to ask you a billion questions when you come into a America though, so make sure you know where and with whom you'll be staying, how long, and if you plan to work with or bring in any animals, dirt, food, etc. They probably will want to know how you met Taryn, and where you currently reside/work. :D We're very nosey in America.

      I managed to smuggle in a Kinder Surprise to the US ... :ph34r: Those are banned here from importing...  

    13. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Yes please come to america to get our premium aftershave

       

      I come here because I hate myself and I wanna be disappointed in my yung lad mexi

       

      save me @CorbSlayer

    14. Mexi

      Mexi

      Again Macbrine, commenting when you're not really wanted.

      Back to whatever hole you came from, thanks.

       

      I've already got everything I need printed off @Brayces so I'll be fine.

    15. Brayces

      Brayces

      Oh! And Mexi, be prepared for like a million people asking you where you're from and stuff. Your accent is gonna pique some peoples interests, I can bet! 

      If you're gonna be on a long ass flight, like I was, I can never sleep on those so if you watch about 5 movies back to back it'll cover the whole trip. Also, use the bathroom like RIGHT after take off and RIGHT before they serve any meals. People always have to bathroom right after eating the provided meals/drinks and the lines get soooo long. And for some reason while you're in US Airspace they don't allow people to congregate around the bathrooms or exits?? Some weird law, apparently...  

      If you're on a Dreamliner plane, you'll have like 9 bathrooms to choose from so at least there's that! 

    16. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Woah all i said that perhaps it should be considered that daily updoots on the countdown arent necessary 

       

      Yes i dont have taryn followed but i check the forums and theres a status updoot nearly all the time 

      and since they are public i have the ability to comment which I sometimes take advantage of

       

      but what I don't do is Mexi is flame people who comment

      "Back to whatever hole you came from, thanks." 

      you are on your way to it tho

    17. Taryn

      Taryn

      Except you're constantly here to shit on me or my updates and never contribute anything worth while. 

      Contribute or go away, friendo. 

    18. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Contribution:

      I hope you and Mexi have a wonderful time and Mexi has the all american experience and enjoys his time here

       

       

      now meme time:

      assuming  @CorbSlayer and I don't catch him at the airport first

    19. Brayces

      Brayces

      Hello! Friendly reminder to everyone to play nice and be cordial to one another. If the back and forth continues, I will lock this status update and I don't really wanna have to do that. 

      Okay? Okay! Thank you! <3

    20. Mexi

      Mexi

      I don't plan on sleeping prior to my flight so I can actually sleep all the way through, I've flown before but I wasn't aware of the US airspace thing so thanks for that!

    21. Lad

      Lad

      Stay awake on the long haul flight otherwise you might miss dinner. Hoping you have a good time the both of you.

       

      Also lit music.

    22. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Wow, Mexi is coming to the US tomorrow? I'm gonna pick him up and take him to NY instead cause it's more exciting where I live.

    23. Mexi

      Mexi

      Does this mean I finally get that secret snapchat name you never give anyone?

    24. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Yes, and I'll take you to a shoot as well.

    25. Mexi

      Mexi

      Lit. Sorry Taryn, I'm spending Valentines with Dew.

    26. Taryn

      Taryn

      I crii. 

  11. Taryn

    • Taryn
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    • Mexi

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    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Mexi

      Mexi

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      Sup Dusty?

    3. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Dusty sup, Kiddo?

    4. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      Not much just booling out

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

      Oh nice. You like my memable affection for Mexi? Couldn't resist the bait?

    6. Joe
    7. Mexi

      Mexi

      Play nice please, trying to write an essay and don't fancy drama distractions..

    8. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      Yeah I thought it was funny

      That's why I said lmao

    9. Tom

      Tom

      This is some next level shit

    10. Taryn

      Taryn

      I love that I can bring all the boys together for memes. @Dew is missing out though. Where is he? 

    11. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

      Calling in @Dew for his point of view.

      Also calling in @Vic oh wait...

    12. Taryn

      Taryn

      Lmao

       

    13. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Hello what do you people want?
       

      If I ever see you messing with my son @Dusty I will end you both.

      @Mexi @Taryn

      Try to gang on my boy, foh.

    14. Mexi

      Mexi

      I ain't messing with anyone, talk to your son about his recent issue @Dew seems I ain't getting much of a reply.

    15. Taryn

      Taryn

      No one told him to come. It's not my fault he picked the wrong neighborhood, my dude.

      I was being nice.

    16. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      I don't think you know this Taryn, but I'm known for shooting at the ops so watch ya self.

      Mexi he doesn't want to talk to you.

    17. Mexi

      Mexi

      For someone who's an advocate for talking things out that's a surprise.

      Keep the lad off of my shit then :) 

    18. Taryn

      Taryn

      Shooting blanks, tho...

      I'll watch myself walk away from you unharmed [support] @Dew

    19. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      @Mexi , it's not the serious, this is the fucking internet let us settle down.

      @Taryn

      I'm going to go ahead and confirm you as an Op so....

      akeemofzamunda-asap-rocky-playboi-carti-

    20. Taryn

      Taryn

      //reported for threats of violence. See you in the forums, Kiddo.

    21. Mexi

      Mexi

      @Dew I know it's the internet, wasn't saying otherwise? Was simply mentioning that something so petty could have been talked out but oh well.

    22. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Dew Stop distracting my Bae. He has homework to do. Thanks.

    23. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      @Mexi stfu you're the last one to talk about petty shit gtfo

      @Taryn I can't tell if your serious or not but stop @ing me son

    24. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Dew

       

       

       

      no.

    25. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Listen Taryn, I know you need attention and all but, stfu. You've passed your max attention seeking for the day.

    26. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      /locked. This has gone on long enough. Cut it out.

  12. Taryn

    Taryn

    Best week of my entire life starts tomorrow. 

    #hype

    1. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Wow, didn't realize you were that excited to help write the lore for my new group. Glad to see you're enthusiastic. 

    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      -Urite snip-

       

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      She'll be busy getting dicked for the week, you'll have her help from the 19th onward. Thank you.

    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Ewwwww

      (Don't worry, i'll let the writing genius LawRP write it, and credit you at the bottom anyways.) 

    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      I'll be sure to alert the FAA of your departure, although I'm sure they are already aware.

    6. Mexi

      Mexi

      The mug for one of Taryns friends is 100% not made from some sort of explosive. Just don't touch my bag with something hot, make sure they understand.

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      Also I remember one time someone got perma banned for the stock image of the dude making the thinking face at a noose before. Gotta watch your back with your memes and be careful out here on these streets with all these low testosterone soy boys running about @Taryn.

    8. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      Don't you have kids?

    9. Mexi

      Mexi

      Ah, Macbrine is using you as his speaker now I see Pado.. So the puppet shows begin.

    10. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      Not really, I just thought having kids would be like the best but i haven't had kids in awhile sooooooo

    11. Buddy

      Buddy

      My state will never be the same x.x 

    12. Hebee

      Hebee

      Yes Pado, I have two children ty for asking.

    13. Mexi

      Mexi

      Feel free to google what a hyperbole is Pado, go play on the swings with your bud.

    14. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      Hyperbole Examples for Children
      • It was so cold I saw polar bears wearing jackets.
      • I am so hungry I could eat a horse.
      • I had a ton of chores to do.
      • If I can't get a Smartphone, I will die.
      • She is as thin as a toothpick.
      • This car goes faster than the speed of light.
      • Our new house cost a bazillion dollars.

      Wait

      Does this mean shes going to have bad time?

    15. Mexi

      Mexi

      I guess so!

    16. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      I hope you guys have fun!

    17. Mexi

      Mexi

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    18. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

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    19. Hebee

      Hebee

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    20. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      @Jasper please don't make a Container 21 or SDS rip-off, please and thank you.

    21. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      @Joe is dead  y tho?

    22. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      where were you when @Jasper got cucked

    23. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I mean, this is more for PMs and Ts not really something to be talked about on here tbh but if we hypothetically considered making a pirate group, it'd hardly be a rip off. Can't rip off something that isn't whole-y original to start with ya feel me?

      That aside, if we ever are seriously considering making the group, i'd totally be down to hear what you think we'd do wrong and get some pointers from you on it. Like I said though, if you want to talk about that further let's move it to pms or something, don't want to clutter this with other stuff. @Joe is dead

    24. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      idk Pado

      -snip, just saw your reply-

    25. A Foul Goblin

      A Foul Goblin

      where were you when @Joe is dead got cucked

  13. Taryn

    Taryn

    Passive aggressive, vague status update.

    1. Undead

      Undead

      not that vague 

    2. Mexi

      Mexi

      Status update reply questioning what this might be about, but also throwing in the possible answer.

    3. Eagle

      Eagle

      ?

    4. GreenySmiley

      GreenySmiley

      perfect... people that constantly complain live longer... weird facts you can find.

    5. Hassan
    6. Eagle

      Eagle

      Hi

    7. Taryn

      Taryn

      Uh oh.

      Hi, guys. 

      It was a meme... I promise.

       

    8. RP
    9. Hassan

      Hassan

      How is everyone

    10. Malet

      Malet

      Whats going on here?

    11. Whitename

      Whitename

      im good fang wbu

    12. Hassan
    13. Whitename

      Whitename

      nice im chillin listenin to kendrick

    14. Aiko

      Aiko

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    15. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Aiko

      I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.

       

    16. Whitename

      Whitename

      checktheclock.gif.28c2feff4f93a3f811d6d3247a155ad9.gif

      when are you back Taryn? today or tomorrow?

    17. RP

      RP

      Where is this lake?

    18. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Whitename Not until the 22nd. I thought it was today, but alas, Jim and Jamie reminded me i left on the 8th. Two more days.

    19. Whitename

      Whitename

      das mah burfday!

    20. Aiko

      Aiko

      Be a good girl...hmmmmm?

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    21. Whitename

      Whitename

      almost back, so much to tell you about terrrn

    22. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      i wanna go to a lake

    23. Taryn

      Taryn

      @LouieRP The lake is your notifications RN.

      @Sleepyhead Swim in Louie's notifications.

    24. Whitename

      Whitename

      lakes are fun, i don't swim often but when i do, its not in a pool. i like open water

  14. Taryn

    Taryn

    I like to post a status update for everything that comes across my mind.

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Same.

    2. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      I like to make posts in the same thread 50 times a day..

    3. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      When @WildCurtosRP and @iBUYCHOWDER fill up the status update page and post page, they get their posting rights revoked. 

      When other people do it, it's called contributing. Sexism. Make it stop.

    4. Undead

      Undead

    5. Popet

      Popet

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    6. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Thanks! I call that kind of Posting, Shit Posting,  I enjoy it much-very-good-thanks!

       

       

      here have a lightsaber.

      ━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃  ● ═══       █ ┃ █████████████┃ ┃█████████████┃ ┃█████████████┃ 

       

      Was gonna be a bitchin double sided one, cause you know, darkside, but well he just wouldn't fit in the box Capt'n.

    7. Popet

      Popet

      Can always do this idk.

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    8. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      aww is that why no one responds to me anymore. shucks.

    9. Mexi

      Mexi

      Why you so triggered, she didn't @ you.. fuck outta here making a mountain outta a mole hill.

      i liked the fucked up saber, @SweetJoe

    10. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Mexi me too tbh. 

      Gj @SweetJoe

    11. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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      I too like gifs

    12. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      thanks...

       

      was I triggered?

       

      shit...I ... I ...didn't even light anything on fire...yet...

       

       

      Hope your well Mexi.

    13. Popet

      Popet

      Aw @Mexi don't be so mean :c

      I didn't know it was @ me! I wonder if it was now. :( Meanies!

      I just wanted you all to know if posts and what not is annoying you, can do that. :3 

      @Sleepyhead I see the gif on my screen, sorry you can't see it. :3

    14. Mexi

      Mexi

      Didn't mean you Joe, all is well.. just slightly cold.

    15. Taryn

      Taryn

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      @Sleepyhead I think this is the gif reply you cant see. 

    16. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      not that good of  a job Taryn.

       

      I stole someones phone and turned it into a LS. I had to break it in half first...here see...

       

      ╭━━━━━━━━━╮ 
      ┃  ● ═══       █ ┃ 
      ┃█████████████┃ 
      ┃█████████████┃ 
      ┃█████████████┃ 

    17. Raptor

      Raptor

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    18. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      Why would you steal @Santa's phone?

    19. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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      Don't worry sleepyhead, I mailed him back the SimCard. 

      Oh hello @Jamie .

      You asked for this @Taryn

       

      by the way, that Avatar makes me Laugh more than i'd like to admit.

    20. Taryn

      Taryn

      It's accurate, @SweetJoe

    21. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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    22. Dan

      Dan

      gross

  15. Taryn

    Taryn

    Looking back at other people's verdict records and laughing pretty loudly. 

    1. Zero

      Zero

      This profile video is extremely disturbing.

    2. Saints

      Saints

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    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      What's a verdict record? 

    4. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Jamie If you go to the Report Forums and search someone's name you can see a list of all the reports they were a part of, and verdicts they received.

    5. Jamie

      Jamie

      Well, you could have meant the record of how many reports someone's written, etc. And I mean, you're not really in any position to be slating people right now. 

      Looking back on your report, I was laughing pretty loudly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    6. Taryn

      Taryn

      I'm not slating anyone. Did i tag anyone in particular? Nope. So chill out.

    7. Jamie

      Jamie

      tenor.gif

      I didn't realise you had to direct a comment at someone in-particular to be slating them. I guess we learn something new every day. 

    8. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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    9. Saints

      Saints

      This argument is hilarious xD It's a game calm down everyone.

    10. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      I was found Guilty of a False Report once then my nibba Jamie seen the light and gave me a verbal, good times

      love you Jammy <3

    11. Taryn

      Taryn

      Sounds like someone is reading into things too deeply...

    12. Jamie

      Jamie

      I think everyone should calm up. 

      And thank you shane :^)

    13. Taryn

      Taryn

      @Saints i'm 100% calm lol

    14. Saints

      Saints

      Nice meme mate

    15. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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    16. Saints

      Saints

      Oh sorry i meant , stop arguing over a video game it is embarrassing .... plz

    17. Jamie

      Jamie

      I think doing roleplay in a video game is pretty embarrassing, but we're all normal right? lmao i love people

    18. Tom

      Tom

      i hate drama

      Spoiler

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    19. Raptor

      Raptor

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    20. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      I don't get it...yall fighting, feuding? 

       

      thanks for the info about searching solved reports.

  16. Taryn

    Taryn

    You know what's kinda fucked up? I'm at work wishing I could go home to spend "quality time" with Ermak. @Undead I think I have Stockholm syndrome. 

    1. Aisling

      Aisling

      rip

      I also have stockholm syndrome @Darion

      he likes abducting me

    2. Oliv

      Oliv

      I wish I would have known it when I was younger that the way to a womans heart was to kidnap her

    3. Taryn

      Taryn

      Yea, they love that shit Tbh. Best if you give them drugs by forcefeeding, too. Trust me. 

    4. Undead

      Undead

      yet I still havent slept. Gonna be some dank sleep deprived hostile rp. 

      Also @Keira  don't worry, your also dead soontm. Weapon smugglers pff *would shake head*

    5. Aisling

      Aisling

      IM NOT SMUGGLING WEAPONS WTF WE GAVE DUSTY A DRACO IM SORRY

    6. Undead

      Undead

      I would ask what to put on your grave but unmarked hole is more efficient . 

    7. Aisling

      Aisling

      wow my dude wowwww

    8. Darion

      Darion

      Wtf Persephone smuggling weapons smh...i have no knowledge of this.

       

      Might have to abduct you again and we have a lil chat

    9. Undead

      Undead

      Right? The things you learn when people open their big old mouths. How I love interrogation. 

    10. Aisling

      Aisling

      noooo pls why when do I even touch weapons!!!

    11. Darion

      Darion

      Idk you like to knock me out....I have no idea what happens to my unconscious body...Im pretty fuzzy.

      Might have request aid from the VDV..

    12. Undead

      Undead

      I mean when I hear your trading guns for cocaine idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Sounds like a big old execution to me.

    13. Aisling

      Aisling

      Idk man I got some good good stuff for you guys I think youll enjoy the truth

    14. Taryn

      Taryn

      Yea, the truth about me selling coke and smuggling weapons IC? Do tell. 

    15. Undead

      Undead

      Ladies there's plenty of executions to go around.

    16. Aisling

      Aisling

      Aint nothing to do with any of this and is a bigger concern tbh

    17. Taryn

      Taryn

      Is it acoustic tendees?

      Thats a big concern Tbh

    18. Aisling

      Aisling

      Urite urite big concern

  17. Taryn

    Taryn

    Hi.

    1. JimRP

      JimRP

      Hey! Welcome back ex loremaster/mod Taryn! How are you doing?

    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      Quite well, Jim. Thanks for asking. 

    3. RP
    4. Method

      Method

      welcome back friendo

       

    5. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Lovely to see this person here .

    6. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      How's the lore progression coming along at quarantined rp?

    7. Raptor

      Raptor

      Ooooo look who's back too

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    8. DrMax

      DrMax

      Hi Taryn! I hope you’re doing well!! 

    9. Mexi

      Mexi

      Keep the petty digs and sarky questions to yourself and we’ll do the same. Cheers.

    10. Taryn

      Taryn

      @JoffreyRP I wouldn't know. It just dropped and I haven't played my own lore. How is your end of the deal... whatever it is you do now a days?

    11. JimRP
    12. Mexi

      Mexi

      Glad you understand. ??

    13. PalmtreeWhale
    14. BorisVC

      BorisVC

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    16. Eagle

      Eagle

      Bye

    17. JoffreyRP

      JoffreyRP

      Eh, she'll be back w/ amnesty

  18. Taryn

    Taryn

    Anyone who drinks their coffee black or actually enjoys instant coffee is definitely a serial killer. You monsters...

    1. Aisling

      Aisling

      gross y they do this?

    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      Honestly, its because they are black inside... How do you think they got this way?

    3. McDugals

      McDugals

      Well that sure explains a lot about me

    4. Taryn

      Taryn

      @McDugals is a murderer. He confessed. We've all witnessed this. Call the internet police. 

    5. McDugals

      McDugals

      No please I only kill bad people. I is Dexter Morgan. 

    6. Aisling

      Aisling

      I like it when he murders tho <3

    7. Taryn

      Taryn

      If my waifu says you should be spared, then you shall be spared, for her. ❤

    8. Aisling

      Aisling

      :DDDDD

    9. McDugals

      McDugals

      Doperino and Cheese

    10. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Wow I never knew that how you drank coffee could be a predictor of being a serial killer...looks like I better hand myself into the police :P.

    11. Taryn

      Taryn

      Summer of @Samaritan 

    12. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      How strange, just been reading about the Summer of Sam...freaky.

    13. Taryn

      Taryn

      Its your biography Tbh. 

    14. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      I'm old but not that old :P

    15. Jman14102

      Jman14102

      Well, I guess I'm a serial killer, then.

    16. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      ya im pretty fucked up 

  19. Taryn

    Taryn

    Did the math on how much money and time I spent on smoking. 

    As of today, I'm quitting. Its already been 13 hours since my last cigarette. 

     

    1. Major

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