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Brayces

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Resident Community Child The 14 Year Old Admin

"I am already grown up, I just get older."

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Status Updates posted by Brayces

  1. Brayces

    Brayces

    ---
    You must go where I cannot,
    Pangur Bán Pangur Bán,
    Nil sa saol seo ach ceo,
    Is ni bheimid beo,
    ach seal beag gearr.
    Pangur Bán Pangur Bán,
    Nil sa saol seo ach ceo,
    Is ni bheimid beo,
    ach seal beag gearr.

    ---

  2. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • bur

    I dunno if it's for real but if it is...

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DDUUUUDEEE!!! 😄

    You're a absolute joy to be around, so funny and always bring people's moods up with your happy banter and meme's. ❤️ I'm glad I've gotten the chance to know you since I've joined the Vultures! Pls no perma anytime soon.

    dance party dancing GIF

    1. bur

      bur

      ❤️ thanks bbe, il never get perm'd dont worry

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      I meant don't perma KENNY!! He's a good lad, ❤️

  3. Brayces

    Brayces

     

    1. Azu

      Azu

      He's right.

       

  4. Brayces

    Brayces

    *Pulls a set of chairs into a circle.*

    Hello, welcome to DayZRP IC Group Therapy. Today's topic: Villains.

    Please, raise your hand if you yourself or a close loved one have or has been the victim of Vlad Visus directly or indirectly.

    1. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      *raises 3 hands*

    2. MajooRB

      MajooRB

      @Kordruga nice one

    3. SquirtleKitty

      SquirtleKitty

      *Raises hand*

    4. JimRP

      JimRP

      *raises hand*

    5. Brayces

      Brayces

      *Sheepishly raises own hand*

    6. Brayces

      Brayces

      *Does a double take and stares @APositivePara* Wtf

    7. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      What the 

    8. Brayces

      Brayces

      How do you have 3 hands?!

    9. Azu

      Azu

      i think Vlad isn't a villian, more an opportunist.

      but yeah

      *raises hand*

    10. Imation11

      Imation11

      *raises hand* 

    11. Hofer

      Hofer

      *raises hand*

    12. RiZStream

      RiZStream

      *raises hand while looking around for a rat who probably will tell Vlad that I raised my hand for this*

    13. Revie

      Revie

      *raises hand*

    14. Major

      Major

      *raises hand*

    15. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      @RiZStream see you soon, our rat informed us 🙂 

    16. PhoenyxxRP

      PhoenyxxRP

      * raises hand *

    17. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      y'all snitches

    18. Azu
    19. Brayces

      Brayces

      Kord, this is no surprise to you! You KNOW these characters have all been the victim of Vlad's CHARMS!

  5. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Hofer

    CONGRATS!!!

    Back to the ol' days, eh?

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Not yet.

       

       

      Soon™

       

      michael scott wink GIF

  6. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Harvey

    HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, HARVEY!!!!

    I hope you have a awesome day!

    ❤️

    Order 3 times for the bants.

    betty white dab GIF

    1. Harvey

      Harvey

      Cheers Brayeceyes, 'accidents' shall ensue 😉

  7. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • DrMax

    Welcome to the Legend club, now join Vultures. We're being collected by @Kordruga

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      schitts creek please GIF by CBC

    2. DrMax

      DrMax

      full house running GIF

    3. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      Oh

  8. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Hofer

    Hey there

    How you doing?

    Everything good?

    Dr. Dimtri is aight

    THE GAME

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      How wholesome

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

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  9. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Dino

     

     

    1. Dino

      Dino

      Such a good movie!

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      Did you get your new avatar from Reddit? Lol, think I saw that post this week...

    3. Dino

      Dino

      Possibly...

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      suspicious the simpsons GIF

    5. Hofer

      Hofer

      Weebs

  10. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Baron

    Oh man! Congrats, Baron! 😄 I know you'll do GREAT!

    1. Baron

      Baron

      I Love You Heart GIF by New York Comic Con

  11. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Baron

    I'll have you know people now threaten me with FLASHBANGS and not actual grenades when they wanna murder me.

    1. Baron

      Baron

      Which has made your life all the safer, what with that 1/3 chance of survival on your track record so far. 

      You're welcome. 😁

  12. Brayces

    Brayces

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    1. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      Gotta love it don't you

    2. GreenySmiley

      GreenySmiley

      I am sorry, Santa just doesn't exist... its true ❤️ 

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

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      Okay now a serious of more GIFS, your turn @APositivePara!!

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      WHY THESE LIES, @GreenySmiley!!!

    5. GreenySmiley

      GreenySmiley

      I know its hard, but I think you should tell your friends the truth, even if it hurts. Unless you know they don't wish it. I always want the truth ❤️ But I would lie for you if you want me to. Just tell me if you want to hear about the Easter bunny or not 😉 

       

    6. APositivePara

      APositivePara

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    7. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      dumb will ferrell GIF

      Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

      next level gay GIF

       

    8. APositivePara

      APositivePara

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    9. Azu
  13. Brayces

    Brayces

    Been switched to full time remote employee because the office closed down my department where I'm located and the only options were relocate or nah. Since they like me, I guess I WFH now. 

    🤔

    Welp. 

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      I envy you 😮

    2. Malet

      Malet

      Going outside sucks anyway - The graphics are pretty good, but it gets repetetive really fast 😄 

    3. Harvey

      Harvey

      You move for work all the time, dont blame ya xD

    4. RedSky

      RedSky

      hehe, hehe, HAHA, LONG LIVE THE IT WORLD!

      snoop dogg dancing GIF by Romy

    5. Brayces

      Brayces

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      PRAISE BE, WHAT WILL THIS DO FOR MY WORK LOAD IS UNSURE!

      Thanks guys, ❤️ Time to plan more travel!!

    6. Malet

      Malet

      Visit @Dino in norway. According to him its as hot there right now as the background in your Gif 😉 

    7. Dino

      Dino

      It's burning over here, send help. I live in Norway, IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE COLD!

    8. Brayces

      Brayces

      *Books plane tickets.*

      ON IT.

    9. Harvey

      Harvey

      Dino 🔥 Is 🔥 A 🔥 Hottie 😍

    10. Brayces

      Brayces

      CALM DOWN, HARVEY. *Gets the mop* Damn, making my floor all slick.

    11. Malet

      Malet

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    12. Harvey

      Harvey

      You 👏 Are 👏 All 👏 Hotties 👏 To 👏 Me

       

      ❤️❤️❤️ 

    13. Brayces

      Brayces

      STOP BEING HORNY ON MY WORK FROM HOME STATUS UPDATE, HARVEY

    14. Dino

      Dino

      😆

    15. Harvey

      Harvey

      👏 Love 👏 You 👏 All 👏 In 👏 A 👏 Wholesome 👏 Way

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      Except @Malet 😉❤️ Thats also sexual 😉 

    16. Brayces

      Brayces

      Harvey out here making me feel things.

       

    17. Harvey

      Harvey

      Brayces you can get your touchy feely love from a certain British chap from Croydon but you will always have my wholesome love ❤️ 

      *Orders the same drinks twice.*

    18. Major

      Major

      Excuse me Harvey.

      I believe sexy time was promised.

    19. Harvey

      Harvey

      Hit me up on steam, ERP will commence.

    20. Azu

      Azu

      Let me disperse this by making any mentions of ERP around me illegal.

      lil jon drinking GIF by NBA on ESPN

  14. Brayces

    Brayces

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    Me to everyone who asks me why I'm hanging out with any male friend of mine.

    1. Eagle

      Eagle

      ok

    2. RiZStream

      RiZStream

      Wholesome memes

    3. Hofer

      Hofer

      I thought the answer would be "to ERP"

    4. Azu

      Azu

      honestly

      yeah.

       

  15. Brayces

    Brayces

    Suggestion for new GMs;

    Please ASK BEFORE you spawn in hordes and wolves. It seems a few of you are rather new to the tools and are over doing it. I've heard of not only my own experiences in which way too many infected and hordes spawn in and are way to overwhelming but others as well. This leads to unnecessary deaths which ruins RP because now we have to hold gear and run and find the person(s) again.

    So, ask before you do it.

    Suggestion; if you accidentally murder a player at least spawn them back to their bodies... 

    1. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Preach 🙌

      I mean i lost all my shit bc of a server restart lul

    2. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      No. 

      Its better when a horde turns up out no where. If someone dies, they die, gear shouldn't be worried about. 

    3. DrMax

      DrMax

      I lost my scalpel 😞

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      I don't mind if the death is natural and stuff, but like we've been subjected to several hordes and wolves every day. Like, we'd like to actually RP as well at some point without having to now run back and forth.

      Ask the GMs to spawn them all on you then, @FalkRP! Take our spawns, we don't really want them as often as we get them. 

    5. RavenousRP

      RavenousRP

      Zannan is the best man that man knows how to do it right 

    6. andysuter

      andysuter

      I'm kinda with falk on this one. We had 2 hordes last night. 1 in middle of some impromptu wedding stuff (actually dancing like fools to abba) and one during an intense random encounter between two groups. Then they chucked in some wolves too. It was good fun but there was like 12-15 of us

    7. Brayces

      Brayces

      I think Onyx did one for us at Bere, and it was great. Gave us Emotes, gave us reasonable amount of infected, and breathers, then ran to us after it was over as his character all "GASP GASP, I just saw a HORDE run this way! Wtf! I need to follow it, the rest is going north! Here, take this weapon I don't need it where I'm going!" Then dropped the reward and skadoodled.

      10/10 that is preferable. 

      Recently all we've gotten is *Spawns in 50 infected/Wolves up the road, no emote, no warning, nothing.* Wolves don't howl if you spawn them in, hence why we need emotes, etc. 

    8. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      @Brayces the way @Zanaan did his was fine with the emote, about 75-100m of distance to give us time to realise that we're being targeted by the wolves.

      But that';s different to the other side of a fence or around the back of a house you're in. 

    9. Rover

      Rover

      I'll agree with the above.

       

      A while back in the middle of a city (at night) I was emoting with someone that was injured and out of the blue a wolf leapt from an alley and chomped him. Absolute silence, no warning, followed by an infected horde shortly after. If there wasn't a dozen people down the road, we both probably would have died.

       

      It'd be nice to have some warning, or at least ample time to be able to realize its happening. 

    10. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      The asking in PMs thing is good for new GMs to practice their tools.

      @Realize PM'd me asking if a horde was ok to be spawned and I gave him a location that would both look good and give us time to react. 

      @Zanaan Does it really well with his server messages before spawning, giving players time to react. 

      Other GMs in the past, haven't been so good 🤐

    11. Zanaan

      Zanaan

      I always try and make sure my hordes are fair and balanced to the people in the area, as well as not interfering with any direct RP situations before doing them.  I don't always announce hordes via RCON, sometimes wanting an element of surprise if larger groups are present, but if it's a large horde or a smaller group I generally will. 

       

      I'll keep an eye on the ones the GMs are doing, I understand the desire to use them but they must be done both with the idea of fairness and server stability in mind. The latter in fact is why I don't do many town sized hordes with prizes at the moment, server just can't handle it at the moment. 

       

      It is important to note that deaths do happen during hordes (and it's funny to see when it does happen due to someone being overzealous), but it shouldn't happen simply because hordes are spawned overly frequently or too close to the defenders to give them time to react. 

    12. Hofer

      Hofer

      I got smashed by 6 wolves yesterday 😭

    13. Eagle

      Eagle

      Last time I got wolf spawned on me my head got bitten of then a huey came about and tossed me back to my lads.

    14. GalloWB

      GalloWB

      I agree to an extent. Groups just travelling? Ask before you spawn,

       That legit just ruins RP because this game is shit and someone will probably lag and die. Guaranteed. If however theres a massive base like say the library or Novaya when it was at its peak, then I would say it's okay to do it willy nilly. It also leads to a fun RP scenario.. Not so much when you just waltst into one while travelling.

    15. Harvey

      Harvey

      Back when we first got the tools hordes were rarely spawned outside of events, but honestly I like the idea of random hordes without warning, as long as they are not excessive.

      It may be a good idea to place them in open fields, where people can take the option of sneaking around or taking them on.

    16. Crusader-chan

      Crusader-chan

      In my experience. The best way it has been done has been announcements about hordes roaming in from X location and giving a small time frame to either hunker down or to start making off. Then they start to bleed in from whichever direction. We had huge hordes at Gorka not long ago that also bled into Polana, was actually enjoyable to be honest.

  16. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Hofer

    Red, or dead.

    There is no green.

    CONGRATS HOOOOOOFER! ❤️

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Red is the colour, I have to agree with that.

  17. Brayces

    Brayces

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    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Köttbullar

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      AH yes. thank you.

  18. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Randy

    Good work, Randy! 😄

    Congrats, I know you worked hard for it and were always a solid GM! :3 

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    1. Randy

      Randy

      Thanks Brayces I really appericate it!

  19. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Roland

    Happy birthmas, Roland! I hope you are having or had a awesome day! 😄

    1. Roland

      Roland

      Thanking you Brayces! 🥳

  20. Brayces

    Brayces

    Been on a binge lately;

    People please link me your fav start of New Lore in 2017 Videos! I wanna see some oldies that came from the start of the new Lore back in 2017/2018. 😄

    IE; UN Evac event, the bombing in Miroslavl, the Atomic Bomb dropped in the ocean ... Etc. Even old Group FFs and Events. 😄 Can even be just internal or personal things that happened.

    1. RiZStream

      RiZStream

      But I'm a whitename.

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      Gotdamn, RiZ. Can you like NOT be a whitename?

    3. RiZStream

      RiZStream

      I try to not be a whitename, but alas I cannot change the color of my name. (You know, except I can because I paid for it and stuff.)

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      Go back in time and bring me your fav Lore Wipe videos. STAT!

    5. Hofer

      Hofer

      No

    6. Azu

      Azu

      Tfw dec 2k18 whitelist

  21. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Hofer

    Dr. Dimitri:

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    Ellie:

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    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Ellie:

      excited ice cream GIF

      Dimitri:

      step brothers GIF

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    • Dino

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    1. Brayces

      Brayces

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    2. Dino

      Dino

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  23. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • Aiko

    HAPPY *REAL* BIRTHMAS, AIKO-SAMA! ❤️

    I hope you have a awesome day, and I am happy to have gotten to know through our time here in this community. You're a amazing artist, a talented VA, and a irreplaceable friend. 

    You're okay at RP too I guess.

    (JK you're awesome at that too!) 

    ❤️❤️❤️ 

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      She so bad at RP her just logging in is a cause for a report to be opened 

      matt leblanc joey GIF

  24. Brayces

    Brayces

    Reported my first ever Uber driver for sexual harassment last night. Though, I wish I could of selected a "I didn't like this driver they made me uncomfortable, can I block them from picking me up" instead.

    v_v

    Was not expecting a refund, more so "don't pick me up ever again" type deal. Sigh.

    Don't know why it's so hard for people to just be professional when performing a paid task. I paid you to pick me up and drop me off. Not ask me out on dates, call me pet names, comment on my appearance and give me your personal number.

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      *looks at Brayces*

      Hey there beautiful. Nice status update you got there. Wanna go on a date? Call me!

      hey girl wink GIF by Wilson Tennis

    2. Aiko

      Aiko

      Hey there Brayces, I got a car I will just drive on over.

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    3. andysuter

      andysuter

      its not fair.... i never get sexually harrassed.

    4. GalloWB

      GalloWB

      The one time I used an uber they drove me through East Brooklyn because he wanted to pick up someone else. Never again.

  25. Brayces

    Brayces

    My favorite thing in RP;

    "*Ellie cursing up a storm*"

    Strangers: ... What the hell...?

    Friends: Yeah, that's Ellie. She's got a mouth on her ... Anyways...

    River, somewhere out there sensing the bad words: 😠

    1. MajooRB

      MajooRB

      trying to be all polite and nice without using bad words....*tsk tsk tsk* Just give it up now

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      It's a form of stress relief, DON'T TAKE AWAY MY COPING MECHANISMS!! 

    3. MajooRB

      MajooRB

      **walks up close** FUCK...i mean heck wh..WHAT? Hello

    4. DrMax

      DrMax

      Time to beat this kid up to teach her a lesson! 

    5. Aiko

      Aiko

      Just give Andela a call, I know what can calm her down. 

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