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Watchman

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Dev DayZ

"Yeah its me, don't cream your pants."

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Status Updates posted by Watchman

  1. Watchman

    Watchman

    SHOT FOR EACH BEAN I GET THE NEXT 10 MIN FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      DO IT PUSSY YOU WON'T

    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      NO BALLS

    3. Jonal

      Jonal

      DO IT FAGGOT 

    4. Drizzy

      Drizzy

      4 Shots for 5 minutes...Image result for watch out we got a badass

    5. Watchman

      Watchman

      ITS MORE ITS ON EVERY POST

       

    6. Drizzy

      Drizzy

      WHAT THE FUCK RIP

    7. Watchman

      Watchman

      HELP ME im dying

      MY THROAT IS BURNING

       

    8. Jamie

      Jamie

      Pussy you won't

    9. Watchman

      Watchman

      UXDyKCp.jpg

       

      (° ͜ʖ°)

    10. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      U TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ASS

    11. Jamie

      Jamie

      Dat ass tho. @Sleepyhead

    12. Watchman

      Watchman

      t h i c c

    13. Jamie

      Jamie

      S U C C 

    14. Watchman

      Watchman

      I FEEL FRAUDED
       

      I DRANK AFTER 10 min

       

    15. Aisling

      Aisling

      Are you ded?

    16. Watchman

      Watchman

      im so w´fucking watsetd i dont know what to do naymore

      https://discord.gg/6PxVnR

       

    17. Aisling

      Aisling

      JAMIE MADE ME DO THIS *reeEEEEEEE*

    18. Watchman

      Watchman

      halp me plase i dying ing

       

    19. Watchman

      Watchman

      oh god.. the day later.

  2. Watchman

    Watchman

    Rate my profile for a free bean, limited supply reee

    1. Cid

      Cid

      Cover photo from Firewatch?

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      @Cid Yes, haven't played it, but it looks beautiful as fuck and well Watchtowers, Watchman.

    3. Cid

      Cid

      I give your profile an uninformed 7/10.

    4. Watchman

      Watchman

      ill take it @Cid , ill rate yours, even though i have no idea whats going on i like the frame on the picture matching your rank, so 7.5/10 because I'm nice

    5. Cid

      Cid

      Beanz for you.

    6. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      I like it I give it 8/10 watchtowers matches your name and I like the profile pic it's simple and I like it.

    7. Watchman

      Watchman

      @idole Love the colors on your profile, very fitting song too, 9/10, gave me a frighten

      @idole And thanks, my friend drew that of me

    8. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      lol hope it didn't give you to much of a fright thank you for rating.

      Tell your friend he is very talented

    9. Watchman

      Watchman

      @idole ill tell her :)

    10. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      lol well tell her she is talented

    11. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      I want to be told I'm talented too tbh

    12. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      lol toez you too are very talented pats on head

    13. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      Don't mess up my hair 

    14. Watchman

      Watchman

      updated again ;)

    15. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      like the strange looking fire it's neat and like your shooting star background. it is a fire right:)

    16. Watchman

      Watchman

      Yes it is :) and thank you! c:

      Yes it is :) and thank you! c:

      @idole yours looks awesome too love the flamy look and song!

    17. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      lol thanks decided to go for a fiery look this time

  3. Watchman

    Watchman

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    *Tips kalashnikov*

    1. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      "M'comrade."

    2. Kain

      Kain

      If I get one more notification for some sort of screenshot you took imma yeet you so hard ???

       

       

      Good screenshot btw

      @Pontiff I'll do you one better.

      "M'tavarish"

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      @Kain i made that ^ .. thats the only reason i'm posting it

      yeet me up inside

    4. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      @KainI'm outta beans man. I'll squeeze you one tomorrow if I remember ! Good one !

    5. Watchman

      Watchman

      @Pontiff i gotchu

    6. Kain

      Kain

      @Pontiff? You best ?️?

      @WatchmanOh thanks babe. Nah, but that's a good fuckin creation. Should make one for Viktor Tsoi.

    7. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      I knew I shouldn't have come here. Watchman's profile is the shady alley where you get mugged for beanz !

    8. Kain

      Kain

      @PontiffImage result for Robber

      "Hand me all your beanz."

    9. Watchman

      Watchman

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    10. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      @Kain You sure you want them ?image.png.9b1b8cbbc680cee0be3b94e7e6417b16.png

    11. Watchman

      Watchman

      oh god

    12. Kain

      Kain

      @Pontiff Don't post NSFW posts to the forums, or I will get the staffy bois

    13. Pontiff

      Pontiff

    14. Zero

      Zero

      MMMMMMMMM. DAYUM.

  4. Watchman

    Watchman

    Birthday!! and i have amazing people around me ❤️

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    1. Itsmez

      Itsmez

      Happy birthday ! 🙂

    2. Fae

      Fae

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎉🎁🎂

    3. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      Happy birthday bby ❤️ 

    4. Franny

      Franny

      happy birthday cat GIF

    5. GMAK

      GMAK

      Happy birthday lad, have a good one ✌️

    6. Osku

      Osku

      Congratulations you beautiful bastard!

    7. Inferno

      Inferno

      Happy birthday you imaginary Scandinavian

    8. Imation11

      Imation11

      Happy birthday 🙂 have a awesome day 

    9. Hofer

      Hofer

      Have a good one mate.

       

    10. RiZ

      RiZ

      Happy birthday, my dude!

    11. Watchman

      Watchman

      Love yall ❤️

    12. Daisy
  5. Watchman

    Watchman

    Free BeanZ to first 10 people who comment because Merry Chrimas

    1. Billy

      Billy

      .samtsirhC yrreM

    2. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Hello

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Happy Chrimbles!

    4. KyleRP

      KyleRP

      Henlo I like free beanz

    5. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Merry Chrimas

    6. Dan

      Dan

      beans pls

    7. Mazer

      Mazer

      Merry Chrismozz

    8. Sivarg
    9. BrianM

      BrianM

      Merry Crysler

  6. Watchman

    Watchman

    @RandyRP  @CaliforniaRP ( Sounds are from @PatZ )

    1. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Fucking masterpiece.

    2. Spartan

      Spartan

      Fucking Patz screaming man, I'll always recognize that ? 

    3. DrMax

      DrMax

      I'm crying ?

    4. groovy patz

      groovy patz

      Lmao xD

    5. DerrickStorm

      DerrickStorm

      Miss your screams @PatZ This is great.

       

    6. Flapjack

      Flapjack

      nice idea. i would have never come up with something like that ?

      jokes aside, you did the magic and cracked me up just as much as i hoped it would lmao
      i'm definitely a productive community member. didn't just log on for the first time in a month to chat shit : ^ )

    7. Randy

      Randy

      This is amazing! ?

    8. groovy cali

      groovy cali

      thats a fucking beanz-worthy post my friend cheers

      @Phoenix from our encounter btw

    9. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      I know PatZ showed me and I linked it to watchman and he made this ? 

  7. Watchman

    Watchman

    DayZRP Dev Team meet up @Ducky

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    1. Inferno

      Inferno

      Blonde gang! 👦

    2. Ducky

      Ducky

      Shit man, I look dead af

    3. Mando

      Mando

      Sound lads

    4. Isaiah Rinkasonn

      Isaiah Rinkasonn

      My image of angry chernarussian man is shattered forever

    5. Ducky

      Ducky

      @Isaiah Rinkasonn do not let my appearance fool you, it is still the same man yelling into his microphone you see before you.

    6. RoverBeastHP

      RoverBeastHP

      Can't even participate for two reasons, not Dev and nowhere near. Big rip.

    7. Pontiff

      Pontiff

      You both look so dead inside. 😂

    8. Mando

      Mando

      Eating sushi like typical weebs 🙄

       

       

      lol

  8. Watchman

    Watchman

    Happy New Year Ya'll ?

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    Hope everyone had a great year and get an even better one next year!

    _____________________________________________________

    Shoutouts :

    @Phoenix Thanks for always chatting and being a great friend. Even when we don't talk for extended periods of time it never feels strange when we spark up conversation again, thanks for including me in all your great projects, groups and so forth, hope to spend more time with ya in the new year!

    @Kaiju47 You aren't on here mostly but ill take any chance i can to praise your dumb ass, thanks for letting me stay at your house for a fuckin month it was a blast and i hope to see you very soon again!

    @Aisling Thanks for being a fantastic friend too, again you are one of those people i can not talk to for a long ass time and then we just immediately click once we talk again, i love it.. thank you.

    @Soofa Thanks for being a lot of fun in-game, i enjoy being in a group with you hope to see ya more in 2019.

    @Harvard Thanks for being great in-game too, appreciate ya and get well soon.

    @Sivarg Thanks for always supporting my content, it doesn't go unnoticed < 3

    @DrMax Thanks for being supportive too and i enjoyed or time In-game be it short.

    @Spartan Thanks for your support too and for being you.

    Honorable Mentions :
    @Voodoo @N-ToxRP @yung flare @BrianM @Scarlett @JimRP @Mademoiselle
    @Banshee For making Dope Music ]. @Justin

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    (These Firework pics i made back in fuckin 2015 or some shit)
    PS. Sorry for spelling , ya mom gay

    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      Probs missed some people because i have bad memory, appreciate ya all tho

    2. JimRP

      JimRP

      Thanks? ? Happy New Year!

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      @JimRP i see ya support on my recent stuff ?

    4. Hellboy

      Hellboy

      Nice beanz farm ?

      Jk jk, happy new years ❤️

    5. Sivarg

      Sivarg

      Happy new year!

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      @Harvard i mean... ya not completely wrong lmao

    7. InnKinn

      InnKinn

      Love ya man! Happy new year!

    8. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      same to you all the best for 2019  ?

  9. Watchman

    Watchman

    All these fucking edgy robberies for no reason, hella killing my Roleplaying Vibe

    1. Beni

      Beni

      Easy way to fix this..

      Don't press F2. 

      Also... They rob because they want your shit. 

    2. Kaiju47

      Kaiju47

      @Beni Lol, well, when you get robbed 3 times in less than 2 hours. It gets a bit fucking stupid. Literally back to back robberies.. And you mean dont press F2 and then get a no value for life break? 

       

    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      I mean.. After the second or even the first maybe it's a sign that you should leave the area for a little while?

    4. Watchman

      Watchman

      As area you mean the server?

    5. Kaiju47

      Kaiju47

      Seeing as all the robberies happened back to back, we were actually in the process of leaving, then being robbed again @Mexi Didnt have a chance to even get out of town lol. 

    6. Beni

      Beni

      @kaiju47 It'd only be NVFL if you have like... 0% of winning the fight.... So say if it's only one or two or even three people tryna rob your ass then you've got a chance to get a spray down....

      If it's like a squad of 10... Then comply... Obviously. It varies from situation to situation.

      I've done 3v1's and got all three of em down... I've got merked in 2V1'S in my favour.

      It varies. Truss me. 

    7. Mexi

      Mexi

      No.. by area I mean the triangle as I presume that's where you were at the time of these robberies. Why on earth would I mean the server?

    8. Kaiju47

      Kaiju47

      @Beni I feel like you bro, in this particular incidents, we were in a 10v3 with shotguns.. 2 out of the 3. The 3rd one when I was by myself and Watchman and a few others came to assist, we all still only had shotguns. So spraying was unfortunately not in the cards. I had to think from a tactical stand point that there was no way I'd probably live lol. 

  10. Watchman

    • Watchman
    •   
    • groovy azu

    o7

    1. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      o7

    2. groovy azu
    3. BrianM

      BrianM

      o7

    4. groovy azu

      groovy azu

      I require assistance. WHY AM I BEING o7'D

    5. Watchman

      Watchman

      o7

    6. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      o7

    7. BrianM

      BrianM

      o7

    8. Aisling

      Aisling

      F

  11. Watchman

    Watchman

    I'm addicted to sex!

    1. Inferno

      Inferno

      politics activism GIF by NRDC

    2. OldSchool

      OldSchool

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    3. Ducky

      Ducky

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    4. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Status update just needs this

    5. Daisy

      Daisy

      I see I see

    6. BrianM

      BrianM

      👀

    7. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      RAAAAIGHT

    8. Aisling

      Aisling

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      I always knew you had it in you??

  12. Watchman

    Watchman

     

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

    2. Jonal

      Jonal

      NO NO NO NO NO

    3. Aristocrat

      Aristocrat

      Purify it with fire, immediately.

    4. Major

      Major

      WHYYYYYYYY DID GOD GIVE MEN NIPPLIES

    5. LightGhillie

      LightGhillie

      Someone must deal with this IMMEDIATELY 

       

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    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      cut the nips

    7. Jonal

      Jonal

      @Watchman The only Good nip is a cut one !

  13. Watchman

    Watchman

    Why would we implement max ping on an unstable game with unstable servers 🤔

    1. groovy azu

      groovy azu

      Bruh ty. I've been kicked like 9 times after waiting in a 30 queue the last two times

    2. Mexi

      Mexi

      Because we have people in the community from Australia and it doesn't seem fair to turn them away now, does it? 🤔

    3. groovy azu
    4. Eagle

      Eagle

      Because it works.

    5. AlanM

      AlanM

      It works for the minority of the community sure...

    6. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      keep getting kicked for 600 ping when its on like 80 wtf 

    7. Watchman

      Watchman

      I'm doing fine but I've heard of several people who are active members of the community aka the back bone of this place not being able to play because of this thing, which i didn't even know we needed... Just seems dumb

  14. Watchman

    • Watchman
    •   
    • ToeZies

    And another shameless copy of my banner ia found 😛

    1. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      ...N-NO! @Lindse DID IT, NOT ME! I SWEAR! 

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    2. Lindse

      Lindse

      LIES

      I stole the border idea from @Phoenix I think 😉

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      Which i made for her 😛

    4. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      OH GOOD GOD RUN

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    5. Lindse

      Lindse

      ❤️ u @Watchman
      please dont hurt me
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    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      ❤️
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    7. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      I approve of these gifs. ❤️ 

  15. Watchman

    Watchman

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

    2. SmashingWB

      SmashingWB

      He will be the martyr that ignites the hearts of the people in this fine country. Mikael will never die so long as we, Raspad live!

    3. choccymilkboy27

      choccymilkboy27

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    4. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      Ima ride for you lil Mik, dont you worry about it.

    5. Vytis

      Vytis

       

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

       

    7. SmashingWB

      SmashingWB

      Take my fucking beanz

  16. Watchman

    • Watchman
    •   
    • Sleepyhead

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    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      meme adiction

    2. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      For anyone who thinks bitemojis are gay

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    4. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      yes yes yes dab on the haters

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    5. Watchman

      Watchman

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    6. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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  17. Watchman

    Watchman

    Trying to make a theme park in DayZ for the server, come chill and perhaps help?

     

     

    1. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      You guys continue to impress i swear.

    2. Lyca

      Lyca

      That's pretty impressive

       

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

    4. Lyca

      Lyca

      I love it! ❤️

    5. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Where is that 😮 

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      @APositiveParaGuglovo

       

  18. Watchman

    Watchman

    New profile is 🔥

    1. BrianM

      BrianM

      Hawt

    2. Daisy

      Daisy

      You've done it! ^^

    3. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      I officially claim this man as my own. I will fist fight any other claimants. Especially the person above me 😉❤️ 

    4. Daisy

      Daisy

      @ToeZies I'm ready to fight for my Watchman! ^^

    5. ToeZies

      ToeZies

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    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      tumblr_nxrbluapnX1qe6vsbo1_400.gif❤️

  19. Watchman

    Watchman

    https://www.dayzrp.com/characters/display-19270/

    New Character, New Me

    as always give me your opinion on the page and you'll get fat beanz

    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      Graphics are fire. How much to buy them! 

    2. RoverBeastHP

      RoverBeastHP

      Lidt dejlig.

    3. Revie

      Revie

      No words ❤️

    4. Eddie

      Eddie

      Great CP man, loving the graphics!

    5. DerrickStorm

      DerrickStorm

      Holy Jesus Christ... Here I was, happy, that I've changed 5 simple sentences in my CP yesterday to something a bit longer and better organized, and now I see a freaking D&D immersion level. Like... how?

    6. Ron

      Ron

  20. Watchman

    Watchman

    Video i did somewhat long time ago

    1. Brownie

      Brownie

      This is awesome dude

       

    2. Jonal

      Jonal

      Great job man !

    3. LightGhillie

      LightGhillie

      This is amazing! I really gotta get back into RP...I just dont have the time to keep up to date on what is happening.

    4. Aisling

      Aisling

      @Rolle this is pretty neat

    5. Roland

      Roland

      It is indeed, I like it :)

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      Thanks everyone! <3

  21. Watchman

    Watchman

    Entry for the Screenshot Contest

     

     

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Daaaayum

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      <3

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      Do you think 2 weeks is too long for people being able to submit their screenshots? I'm just testing stuff out atm and I'd love some feedback. I'm now leaning to 1 week submitting, 1 week voting. 2 weeks rest and then the first of the month it starts again.

      Currently it is 2 weeks submitting, 1 week voting and then rest till the first of the month.

    4. Watchman

      Watchman

      Yea i think 1 week - 1 week is best

       

    5. Spartan

      Spartan

      Oh you can give Beanz again :D

      Nice

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      yee

       

  22. Watchman

    Watchman

    Hope everyone enjoys the update!

    Let me know your favorite new thing!

    1. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      My new favourite thing is you

    2. RavenousRP

      RavenousRP

      Watchman is our favourite thing.

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      ❤️

       

    4. Banshee

      Banshee

      My man out here putting in the big work ❤️ 

    5. Osku

      Osku

      Farming those beanz I see. Good lad.

  23. Watchman

    Watchman

    I guess I'm 20 now. ?  cool.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    1. Aisling

      Aisling

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      Leos are the best fam

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      Leos?

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      i feel bad now knowing your birthday was friday. @Keira

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    4. Aisling

      Aisling

      Haha youre fine! Thank you. Happy birthday to you too though

    5. Jonal

      Jonal

      Happy Birthday :D !

  24. Watchman

    Watchman

     

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

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    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      I fucking love this. 

    3. RP

      RP

      hmmm.

    4. Bazz
    5. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Reminds me of this old meme

       

  25. Watchman

    Watchman

    25 days

    1. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      until you buy me dinner?

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      Doubtful @Voodoo haha

    3. BrianM

      BrianM

      10 days for me 

    4. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      I'm confused

    5. BrianM

      BrianM

      You should be

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