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OldSchool

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  1. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    I hate bullshit and liars. That's why I can't stand fucking sparkling water. It's the consumer's embodiment of bullshit. It's like at some point the company ran out of flavor syrup, kept bottling the damn thing and said "we'll call it SPARKLING!". Fucking genius marketing right there, and the saddest part is that people buy it. But IT TASTES LIKE NOTHING! If water was sentient and once thought about being a berry, that's what it would taste like. If they boiled a single berry in the Great Lakes, removed the berry and bottled that water, that's what it would taste like. If they put a picture of a berry with a fan pushing air towards their stock of bottled bullshit, that's what it would taste like. If they hired people to whisper "berry" in each bottle before sealing it, that's what it would taste like. I can't wait until some fucking marketing genius pushes some new water that tastes like everything and anything and they just shove "Use your imagination" as a selling slogan. And sadly, some people will still buy their bullshit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    1. PalmtreeWhale

      PalmtreeWhale

      You okay man? It's like connect the dots but you connect all the fucking dots to each other.
      What are you on about mate, sparkling water is like a blessing in your mouth.
      Icecream with the sparkles are fucking great as well. 

    2. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      ok boomer

    3. Highlander

      Highlander

      Sounds like someone experienced their first "LaCroix" brand water.

  2. OldSchool

    OldSchool

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  3. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    God: Let there be women

    Women: Cool

    God: But no pockets

    Women: What?

    God: Put your stuff in a bag lol

    Men: lol

    God: lol

  4. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Children characters on DayZRP.

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    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      me visiting Chicago

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      For me it's more like

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      and

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  5. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    1. RedSky

      RedSky

      thank you for sharing that.

  6. OldSchool

    OldSchool

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  7. OldSchool

    • OldSchool
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    • Brayces

    Congrats!

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    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      Why thank you, good sir!!

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    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      No.

    3. OldSchool

      OldSchool

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  8. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Why is this so good?

     

  9. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Livonia in a nutshell

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    1. Rover

      Rover

      "Oh thank god it stopped raining."
      Thirty seconds later.

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  10. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Leftover pizza for breakfast because I'm a responsible adult.

    1. RedSky

      RedSky

      I love leftover pizza breakfast day. Its the best breakfast period.

  11. OldSchool

    OldSchool

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    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      Jep

  12. OldSchool

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    • Kenyi

    Yo my man congrats!

  13. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Early cheeki gets the breeki.

  14. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    CTRL+C

    CTRL+V

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  15. OldSchool

    OldSchool

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  16. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    During earthquakes, coffins become big underground maracas.

  17. OldSchool

    • OldSchool
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    • PaulB

    R U OK? 🤣

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    1. DrMax

      DrMax

      *Activity

    2. Eagle

      Eagle

      Farm mode activated.

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      I’m so ... ugh ... since when is activity worth more than being inclusive and welcoming in the community? Boiled down to a copy pasted welcome message set to repeat like a Alexa bot... I bet each person feels oh so recognized by staff of the new RP community they joined specially when they see the same message posted over and over to several different people. 

      It takes no effort to read a OP and pick up on something they’ve mentioned or bring up something you think the new player may be interested in. If you cannot create something better than a mass copy pasted message just don’t bother replying at all. 

      Being pandered to is somehow more insulting than being ignored specially when the pandering is out of self interest and not even concerning you. 

  18. OldSchool

    • OldSchool
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    • Crim

    Congrats!

  19. OldSchool

    • OldSchool
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    • lunathecat

    That is the cutest bongo cat avatar I have ever laid my eyes upon.

  20. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Being old is so fucking cool.

     

    Came back to play this evening with my dinner plate in front of me, had to push my mouse further right and the keyboard further left to accommodate the plate. Slowly built up pulling a fucking muscle on my left side and it hurts like a bitch. #IShouldRetire

    1. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      We need to make an old people's group. We could just sit around a campfire and moan about stuff. 

  21. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Didn't mean to get the guy perma'd. Didn't know he was on final and just wanted them to know what they were doing was breaking immersion, would've dropped it, but it was solved too quickly.

  22. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

    1. Zero

      Zero

      Yes.

    2. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Ha.

    3. OldSchool

      OldSchool

      I'll take that over a lol any day.

    4. Samti

      Samti

      LOL :trolle:

  23. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Hell yeah.

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    1. Crim

      Crim

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  24. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    I wasn't lying when I said this is how I spent my nights in South Zagoria.

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  25. OldSchool

    OldSchool

    Typical South Zagoria wedding.

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    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      beautiful

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