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Randy

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"Never Above You, Never Below You, Always Beside You ;IGY6"

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  • Birthday January 26

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    Randy

    Driving through town, just my boy and me
    With a happy meal in his booster seat
    Knowing that he couldn't have the toy
    Till his nuggets were gone
    A green traffic light turned straight to red
    I hit my brakes and mumbled under my breath
    As fries went a flying and his orange drink covered his lap
    Well, then my four year old said a four letter word
    That started with "s, " and I was concerned
    So I said, "Son, now where did you learn to talk like that?"

    He said, "I've been watching you, dad, ain't that cool?
    I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
    And eat all my food, and grow as tall as you are
    We got cowboy boots and camo pants
    Yeah, we're just alike, hey, ain't we dad?
    I wanna do everything you do
    So I've been watching you."

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