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Samaritan

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The Good Samaritan
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"Once more into the fray..."

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  1. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Watching Star Trek: Picard. It's very good.

  2. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Unbelievable, some people are just so cruel. Have a look a this.

    1. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Noooo nope no nope. Up yours @Samaritan 🖕

      Not falling for that one. I see RIGHT THROUGH YOU

    2. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      You're right, SOME people are cruel. 😠 

  3. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    RIP Kobe Bryant and those who were with him. 

  4. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Because I lack the knowledge or currently have the patience to learn how to (as I'm unwell at the moment). Can someone please put a new border around my avatar to match the colour of my name etc. I shall reward thee with some high quality beans.

    1. Rover

      Rover

      I am borderline incompetent at this, but maybe this is right.

      oie_YceDqQlNkyQa.gif.48981c5ddfaef03f98adaf83acdb8dc7.gif

    2. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      lol, close but needs be more purple in colour like my name etc. I may have given the wrong colour code...my bad. Beans for trying 😉.

    3. Alan Woods

      Alan Woods

                                157002732193438380?8903013948             

           @Samaritan Edited it with the correct color code, the one was too whitey                          

       

      This should do 🙂

    4. Rover

      Rover

      That looks better 😄

      I definitely just plugged in whatever number you had, your name is white to me on the forum. 

    5. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      @Rover I'm unwell I may have typed the wrong code...thanks for trying though.

      @Alan Woods I thank you Sir. That'll do.

  5. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Anyone got GTFO yet? If so any good?

  6. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • Hofer

    Back where you belong. Nice one fella.

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      There he is. My #1 fan 😄

      formula 1 thank you GIF by Mercedes-AMG Petronas Motorsport

  7. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    I need coffee and lots of it, I'm getting too old to be hungover. 

  8. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • Conor

    Good to see you back in staff again. 

  9. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    I see there has been an influx of new members. Hello all you new people, enjoy! 

    This thread is for you (just in case).

    1. Terra

      Terra

      Hello <3 I am new!

    2. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Coffee?

    3. Terra

      Terra

      Oh yes please!

    4. Hofer

      Hofer

      arrested development hiding GIF

    5. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      You want a coffee too?

    6. Hofer

      Hofer

      Tea for me thanks

    7. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      @HoferNo tea allowed 😡. I'm British and I cannot stand the stuff. I'll convert you with the help of @Terra to the joys of coffee.

    8. Hofer

      Hofer

      Do you want me to sit on the toilet all the time?

    9. Terra

      Terra

      @Hofer, yes!

    10. Hofer

      Hofer

      sad andre johnson GIF

  10. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • APositiveElmo

    Thank you for your bean.

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      I agreed with what you said.

  11. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • Saunders

    You look good in red too!

    1. Saunders

      Saunders

      It's weird to me, can never get used to the new colours. But I hope to be here for a long time and to make this place better each and everyday, so thank you ❤️ 

  12. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • Voodoo

    You look good in red, well done fella.

    1. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Thanks, red looks weird to me though I've been so used to purple

  13. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    I just realised that on the 10th Sept it was my 6th year DayZaversary. Where the hell did the last 6 years go...

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Congrats boi

  14. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    RIP Rutger Hauer. Blade Runner, The Hitcher and Hobo with a Shotgun to name a few. 

    1. Major

      Major

      RUTGER HAUER DIED?

      Holy fuck man that sucks

  15. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Too hot. Me no like. That is all.

    1. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      V Hot. Me like v much. That isn't everything

  16. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • Hofer

    Nice to see you back in staff.

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Thanking you

      awkward funny dance GIF

  17. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    A Dolce Gusto coffee machine is the best thing I have brought for myself this year.

    Coffee is life.

    1. Terra

      Terra

      Coffee is love ❤️

       

      i love coffee GIF by Sorority Noise

    2. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      bill-murray-drinks-coffee.gif

    3. Fae

      Fae

      Nespresso superior 

  18. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Hello DayZRP peeps, I hope things are good with you all. Thought I'd have a little look around as it's been a while.

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      sup

    2. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      Bring back the wolf avatar.

       

      Also hey.

  19. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Last day of the footy season. Man City or Liverpool for the title. Best of luck to both teams.

  20. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    I love the smell of coffee in the morning.

  21. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    R.I.P. Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca). Star Wars legend.

    1. Buddy

      Buddy

      59285775_10218728864995976_4123818591625674752_n.jpg.644d4b3828e8b0ebce0ebdb0eaa3e309.jpg

  22. Samaritan

    • Samaritan
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    • groovy kase

    Well done on getting that orange!

  23. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    Refreshments and food collected, taken my seat in the cinema and now bracing myself for Endgame.

    1. DaRsnn

      DaRsnn

      Enjoy the ride

    2. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      👍 I enjoyed.

  24. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    I saw a thing today that said:

    Decafe Coffee = Brown Sadness Water.

    Made me chuckle.

    1. Galland

      Galland

      KIcYJNS.jpg

  25. Samaritan

    Samaritan

    I just checked out World War Z, it's very Left 4 Dead ish. Anyone played it?

    1. Kricket

      Kricket

      Was only 15 gigs to download on Xbox. 

      Review: If Left 4 Dead 3 was released, but able to create classes.

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