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Stagsview

L E G E N D
The Fallen
Clean Sheet of the Year
Cerna Liska
Staff Member of the Year

"Shit this works now?"

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    Spain

Status Updates posted by Stagsview

  1. Seems like my 7th attempt was ignored once again. These reds are scared Bois.

    1. Zero

      Zero

      SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! 

    2. Buddy

      Buddy

      i thought that you were on your 8th???

    3. Lyca

      Lyca

      :ph34r:

    4. Aiko

      Aiko

      Who are you?

    5. Lyca

      Lyca

      Don't disrespect Staggs authority Aiko :D 

    6. Aiko

      Aiko

      Oh Lyca....dont forgot I know your weakness....we can have a long discusion about it if you want...:D

    7. Spartan

      Spartan

      Pretty sure you only get 5 whitelist attempts Staggs, 7 is too much. make an appeal :trolle:

    8. Western

      Western

      Staggs for admin

    9. Oliv

      Oliv

      Western, that's a bad idea to give a fascist that much power.

    10. Western

      Western

      i never thought of that

    11. Spartan

      Spartan

      @Oliv name one time when a fascist with that had too much power went wro-.. okay never mind

    12. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      @Spartan Same with communists tbh

    13. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      don't worry, what stags thinks is communism is basically just fascism where the poor people share everything they own.

    14. Spartan

      Spartan

      Fascism is better than Communism in my opinion but let's not start that discussion on poor Staggsies status update. :D 

    15. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      @SweetJoe Urite

      @Spartan Yeah no, lets not.

    16. Stagsview
  2. Yea...I Request to be made admin again. Nobody disrespects my authority.

     

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    1. Buddy

      Buddy

      Be silent you angry little slut muffin!

    2. Mischief

      Mischief

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    3. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Woah woah, the kardasians need to stop messing with my man, or ima start ripping plastic out.

    4. Mischief

      Mischief

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    5. Stagsview
    6. Mischief

      Mischief

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  3. Back in Spain...lovely to be home again...but.......Why do I hear  tanks and the songs of nationalism on the streets? Aww...Catalunya....they finally did it.

    1. Rolle

      Rolle

      Shit is going to hit the fan now.

      :popcorn:

    2. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      when-you-havent-had-a-civil-war-in-80-ye

  4. Finally back home tommorow. I've had enough German food. You eat to much for damn sausage and have an odd taste in beer. Bananna beer?! Coke and Fanta?! Nah...mhh..nah... That's poison.

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Fanta...dont wanna...

      Shoulda hopped the border for some keilbasa.

    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Ehhhh...I'm the other side. I'm ironically closer to @PatZ than most Germans In this community.

       

    3. PatZ

      PatZ

      We dont like refugees, so stay away Stags.

    4. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      I'm blonde, white, blue eyes and have money. Put it in your bank's like before ;)

    5. PatZ

      PatZ

      Oh nvmd. Come in then :)

    6. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      It's good to see the Swiss youth maintaining their traditions and herratiage.

    7. Ron

      Ron

      You are not even a real German @PatZ. Hope you enjoyed your stay Staggsi,

      did you try the "Mettbrötchen" ? xD

    8. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Yes I did, I tried lots of German food....culture and such....but I'm in very south Germany....very close to the French borders. Everybody sounds so happy here and thinks everything is "SUPER". Didn't get to experience as much as I wanted..but will try and go more north Germany next time. Was tied around my friend..and she was working nearly all the time..so I was stuck in the town until she came back...sometimes very late.

       

      Globus is fantastic.

      You eat far to much bread.

      Beer is overrated, but 100% better than the shit we have.

      Your christmas hype is fucking to early.

      Stop saying super

      Don't sing despacito when I say I'm Spanish.

    9. PatZ

      PatZ

      Did you just assume my nationality? :D

       

       

       

    10. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      "Don't sing despacito when I say I'm Spanish." 

       

      I'm gonna sing los desaparecidos when you say your from Catalonia.

       

       

      too soon?

       

      love you <3

  5. Stagsview

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    • Ark

    Fuck that. It's a revolving door policy.

    1. Ark

      Ark

      Urite

    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Were is my GM invite?

    3. Ark

      Ark

      @Aiko @Oliv ^? 

    4. Oliv

      Oliv

      Must have got lost in the mail :trolle:

    5. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Nah, they don't take drunk staggsi serious.

       

      Thing is...I never did staff work sober anyway.

    6. Oliv

      Oliv

      You were shit when you were sober

  6. Dear Germans,

    Your drinks are far to gassy. Put less gas in your fucking drinks. I can't even enjoy a goddamn coke!

    Love, a traveling Spaniard.

    1. Lyca

      Lyca

      Our drinks are really good ... okay ^_^

      You having fun? ^_^

    2. Galaxy

      Galaxy

      Gas... germany... subliminal jokes are never okay @Stagsview 

    3. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      Nowhere else to put the gas ;)

    4. Iso

      Iso

      Its not the worst gas issue the Germans have had tbh

    5. PatZ

      PatZ

      Ye gas is needed elsewhere!

    6. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      I tried to avoid that joke. Obviously people know me to well. No Lyca, you mix coke with Fanta and have bananna ratler. Like wtf? Also I love your bread....and your globus stores are fucking amazing.

    7. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Buy some dickmans, cant go wrong with them

    8. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Yeah...had a german telling me something similar but different the other day.

    9. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      You should have had a glass of juice.

    10. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      I had many glasses of juice.

  7. Annnnd finally in geeerrrrmaannnyyyyy!

    1. Ender

      Ender

      Run @Lyca He's coming for you!

    2. Lyca

      Lyca

      In Germany? What are you doing here? :P 

    3. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      I'm about an hour's drive from Frankfurt. Visiting a friend  who lives out there.

      Go ahead and check my ip @Lyca

    4. Lyca

      Lyca

      Oh that's nice! Well have much fun in Frankfurt! :)

       

  8. I hate having no pc at the moment....arghh

  9. First time...in 5 months i've got 2 days off in a row. ASDFKL>NSDGFVOHYPSDFGVNOSDLFLPISPDFASDN:FS:[email protected]!! BOOOOOOOOZZEEE!!

    1. Western

      Western

      Fiesta Parrot

    2. Iso

      Iso

      What do you do ._.

    3. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      DRINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK

    4. Iso

      Iso

      Sounds like a full time job

    5. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      ASDFKPPASMNJFDDAZDSNBFC  ASDA

    6. Galland

      Galland

      stags in all honesty you need a new job

    7. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      @Iso You should of seen him when drinking was his full time job.

    8. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      ^i KOSED terra

    9. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      well....

    10. Oliv

      Oliv

      Drinking is always Staggs full-time job, everything else is just part time

  10. Just heard from some of my military friends they are "reading" for tonight. Things in Catalunya are getting spicey.

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Reading? That code for something?

    2. Alex

      Alex

      Did you mean "readying"

  11. *Touches him*

    1. Honeybee
    2. WulfeGirl

      WulfeGirl

      *SHANKS @Stagsview* YOU'RE DEAD TO ME BOY!

    3. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      You need to have your cage back on.

    4. Galaxy

      Galaxy

      I can dig it.

  12. Once again history repeats itself within Spain among the Catalans. Some things never change.

    1. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      Yeah, they never change. I personally think that the police done fucked up here.

      Not much research done yet, so I don't know the full story.

    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      its a complicated one.

    3. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      It always is

  13. What a start to a day.

  14. Stagsview

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    • Keira

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    1. Keira

      Keira

      You crashed my phone so many times....

    2. Western

      Western

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    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      I like Christys better

  16.  

    Shameless update :P

  17. Firs time In a long time i bothered writing:

     

  18. Stagsview

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    • Loscham

    The parrot has come to visit your lands and has found you a separatist of the movement. Please surrender your beliefs and belonging to the crusading parrot for the greater good of DayZRP. You have 3 hours to comply or die!

     

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    1. Loscham

      Loscham

      Huh?

    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      You have been notified as a traitor of the state. Please surrender your belongings to the cultofthepartyparrot. Deus vult.

    3. Loscham

      Loscham

      Die, Die, never comply!

    4. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Prepare to be purged.

       

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  19. Stagsview

    You have been visited by the crusading party parrot. Spread the love and the truth through staff chat/ forums and all your slack chats or prepare to meet your Deus vult.

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    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      The parrots are still alive, they get used everyday :D

  20. IT IS TIME AGAIN TO DECLARE THE HOLY WAR!!!! BRATRS! RAISE YOUR FEATHERS AND PARRRRTTTYYY!!!!!!!!

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    1. Rolle

      Rolle

      Weak.

    2. Zilly

      Zilly

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    3. Boston

      Boston

      You like these, huh?

    4. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Weak?! Feel da power of da paaarrrroooootttss!!!!!

       

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

  21. And so the cub stood, trembling down his paws as if an October wind brushed through his fur. Knowing the hunters had found him. He Froze still only to feel a gaze of an overshadowing figure, sinking his stomach to where he could feel the tall grass and the gaze burning over his head. But bravely, he looks up, staring up to it's gaze to be met with a smirk and a laugh. The cub looks in shock,  his right ear twitching up woulds only to find,  this was no hunter but the Alpha, their Cerna Liska.

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      gey

       

      <3

  22. Status update: No hangover and wide awake....round 2 commencing

    1. Galaxy

      Galaxy

      I agree with you!

    2. Oliv
    1. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Fuck this site....My gifs never work -.-

    2. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      you need the direct link to the image.

    3. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Can't be assed! Focused on objective one atm! Thanking you master joe!

    4. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      giphy.gif

       

      on that site hit copy link next to the chain icon and choose a link.

    5. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      love you joe! xxxx

    6. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      it takes up to 15 seconds to load the gif image sometimes after you copy the text, be patient.

      or rather after you paste it into the text box here.

      <3   <----these are balls btw. 

    7. Hassan

      Hassan

      Enjoy your day off staggsy

    8. Joules

      Joules

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  23. shift finished....its time to open the gin.

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      This one misses you.

    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Miss you too sweetie :P

    3. Iso

      Iso

      Oreos are nice too

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