DrMax

Happy birthday Terra  

Thank you both 

tyty  

Hello Dylan,

Wulf Company LLC has acknowledged your complaint, and will dispatch a Health and Safety representative within the hour... or two, better make that three just in case.

Kind regards,

William Wulf | CEO and sole proprietor of Wulf company limited | handsome individual.

Hello Dylan, I represent Wulf Company LLC.
I have been dispatched to check out the limescale complaint at Susan's Bar.

We have discovered limescale in the kettles and Susan has been informed that they need a thorough cleaning or replacement if need be. Limescale is not dangerous to consume in small quantities. However, a faint smell of mould has been discovered upon entry of the facility, concentrated around the window areas. This is a health violation.

The bar has been shut down until they can pass a mould test. If the bar is opened prior to this, they will receive a fine.

Linda Jones | On work experience

Greetings Linda, 

I am very pleased to hear that someone has put at stop to this. I struggled to stay in the area too long because of the smell. At first I thought it was a little girl that stays there, called Ellie. I guess I was wrong.

With all this murder and killing going on, I am very happy to see that this crime has been solved! I will write again in the future for any more issues I have around the towns. 

Thank you for the fast response, 

Dr. Dylan River | Man who is good with a scalpel

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*Forwards the last proposition to a man of low energy and drive*

@SidChaos

We at Wulf Company LLC would like to sincerely apologize to all customers who have received a phishing email from us. It seems someone at the company decided to download pirated adult films on the work computers. We have been experiencing cyber attacks all morning. Do not click any links or open any attachments that looks suspicious.

We are working to resolve the issue. Thank you for your patience.

Linda Jones | future CEO | pink teddy bears are considered a bribe

Greetings bang good like, 

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Sid Sandman | VP of Wulf Company limited | God Like Voice

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Thank you friend of Nigeria,

Prince Kelobmi | Grandfather of M4's | Ruler of Bankstatements

only for you @DrMax

That's great to hear man!

Ew u roleplay?

Yeah @APositiveJade! I can teach you if you want?

Yes pls

i rite su gud

Good to know that the best doctor in Chernarus will return!

Eagerly awaiting your return!  

Pls no, don't want River on my ass again

Ight im going to head out 

eeew

I dont remember asking, RIVER

@Harvey go back to the prison so we don't have to talk..

same

it's LILAC!!!! :ree: 

when you gonna RP with me??????? ??!?!?!?1?1!?wfkdl;fjslfd

Lilac isn’t a real colour! 
 

And I rp everyday nearly, you are just too busy playing yeehaw and not drawing pictures of Dr. River to notice..

**Ring ring bitch it's your talky talky radio**

"Omgggg Dr. ribber??? issat yew? ommgg like come pick me uppp...

I have that H A W T bish you luv next to me, mr sweet cheeks. Wink wonk. ya know ya know? 

ok ttyl see you soon bai x ox oxoxoxo"

“Unfortunately Eleanor, I cannot pick children up for legal reasons. Especially ones that are H O E S. Please send me a gift of one Nikolai to Chernarus. Ty”

o youre in chernorus? not livonia???

“Aye, some edgy woman I know called Mary having a bad day so I am hero and went to fix lady. I stay here for now” 

"ew come to livonia instead dat shit cash munie man."

Lilac...

Can you please unweeb your profile again @Brayces this is horrible

NEVER!! >:O

You have 24 hours to comply. If the profile ain't fixed I will forcefully de-weeb it.

Truly disgusting behavior. Exterminate it Hofer

HELP HELP I'M BEING ABUSED BY STAFF!

When people cry Bias this is what they mean, Hofer has it out for people who like Anime. I'm calling in @Aiko to protect meeeee.

mutes Aiko

AIKO NOOOOO!!

OwO Hofer-kun!? Why you bully Brayces.
Dont make me call in the big man!

Nice meme @Aiko. Should I de-weeb you too?

All anime profiles need to be removed Hofer. 

Calling in @Roland-senpai.

Your admin is abusing a fellow weeb, can you please take care of him? Leave the weebs and their profiles alone!

No

Finish them.

I'm working on it!  Shhhhhhhhhhhh~ says the snake. Maybe a real snake this time ;3

I'm writing about you in my Dr. River journal atm. It's filling up the book nicely. 16 chapters on Jaro being a sssssnnnaaakkkeee

And 21 chapters on Nikolai's ass?  *Jaro hisses from his grave*

No language can describe how much I love you 

I see how it is Malet... I see i'm forgotten so easily.

Dr. Rivers Test Subjects

Bad doctors logs

Excuse me @APositiveJade! Coming from the edgy, fake therapist! 

Fake Doctor Adventures 2: Electric Bogaloo

Rivers Anatomy

Dont forget the old timers @DrMax

The Doctor Who Learnt From Pisces

The doctor who was worse than Dr.flynn

Dr River's Riveting Revelations.

I like some. Rest of you are memes

a study of chernarus and her people

OR, alternatively;

a love story; norway meets england

I think "The Renowned Surgeon Dr. River" will do it!

Happy new years Mr Doctor man!

Saving this one for a special occasion.

Merry Christmas to you as well 

I choose you 

SNP

Vote Tory #theresa4PM

TLDR;

Dear diary,

I totes think Dr. River is in love with Nikolai. All he does is S T A R E at his bootiful booty.

I think they make a great couple

xoxo

Ellie the Hoe.

Hello friends

When Brayces posts and you open it

Greetings @Brady!

@Brady!!!!! AAA