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DrMax

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Dedicated Player Medic In Training
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  1. DrMax

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    • Terra

    Happy Birthday Scary Lady! Have a great day!! 🥳

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      Happy birthday Terra 😄 

      little girl party hard GIF

    2. Terra

      Terra

      Thank you both 😘

  2. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Jade

    Australia One Planet GIF by BBC America

    Congrats again JADE. Have a gday.

    1. Jade

      Jade

      tyty ❤️ 

  3. DrMax

    DrMax

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    *Sigh*

     

     

  4. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Wulf

    Hello David, 

    I require you to investigate some Limescale that I discovered at a local bar ran by 'Susan'. This is unacceptable and needs a look at by the health inspector. 

    Kind regards, 

    Dr. Dylan River | Chief Of Paediatric and Fetal Surgery for King's Ridge Medical. 

     

    1. Wulf

      Wulf

      Hello Dylan,

      Wulf Company LLC has acknowledged your complaint, and will dispatch a Health and Safety representative within the hour... or two, better make that three just in case.

      Kind regards,

      William Wulf | CEO and sole proprietor of Wulf company limited | handsome individual.

    2. bunny

      bunny

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      Hello Dylan, I represent Wulf Company LLC.
      I have been dispatched to check out the limescale complaint at Susan's Bar.

      We have discovered limescale in the kettles and Susan has been informed that they need a thorough cleaning or replacement if need be. Limescale is not dangerous to consume in small quantities. However, a faint smell of mould has been discovered upon entry of the facility, concentrated around the window areas. This is a health violation.

      The bar has been shut down until they can pass a mould test. If the bar is opened prior to this, they will receive a fine.

      Linda Jones | On work experience

    3. DrMax

      DrMax

      Greetings Linda, 

      I am very pleased to hear that someone has put at stop to this. I struggled to stay in the area too long because of the smell. At first I thought it was a little girl that stays there, called Ellie. I guess I was wrong.

      With all this murder and killing going on, I am very happy to see that this crime has been solved! I will write again in the future for any more issues I have around the towns. 

      Thank you for the fast response, 

      Dr. Dylan River | Man who is good with a scalpel

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      Dear valued customer,

      Are you tired of having no energy and no drive when engaging in various extensive activities related to your partner in the bedroom? Well, we here at “bang good like” have the solution for you! 

      For only just three easy payments of 199.99 via green dot wire card to us is all you need to get the product that will change you life!! 

      ready to start making a different? 
      ready to bring the wow back into your life?

      Don’t hesitated! Contact us today!! 

      your valued friends at bang good like | not a spam bot | not a scam 

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    5. Wulf

      Wulf

      *Forwards the last proposition to a man of low energy and drive*

      @SidChaos

    6. bunny

      bunny

      We at Wulf Company LLC would like to sincerely apologize to all customers who have received a phishing email from us. It seems someone at the company decided to download pirated adult films on the work computers. We have been experiencing cyber attacks all morning. Do not click any links or open any attachments that looks suspicious.

      We are working to resolve the issue. Thank you for your patience.

      Linda Jones | future CEO | pink teddy bears are considered a bribe

    7. SidChaos

      SidChaos

      Greetings bang good like, 

      I have found that your product is suited for my needs, unfortunately things are getting softer and softer lately. I would like to purchase a truck full of your product. 

      Yours truly, 

      Sid Sandman | VP of Wulf Company limited | God Like Voice

    8. Watchman

      Watchman

      Greetings my name is Prince Kelobmi my father has recently passed and has left many quantities of money, however law in Nigeria make it no possible for me to riches get.. i will need 1000$ USD for law purposes wired via CITIBANK wire card at number 000069113420 as soon as can do.. as a thank you i will provide 50% of my fathers late money of 10.000.000$ USD.

      Thank you friend of Nigeria,

      Prince Kelobmi | Grandfather of M4's | Ruler of Bankstatements

  5. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Aiko

     

  6. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Conor

    Grishgrosh only speaks the truth.. 

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  7. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Tomu

    You going to be active now? 

    1. Tomu

      Tomu

      only for you @DrMax

  8. DrMax

    DrMax

    PC has arrived and I shall return to roleplay tonight! 

    1. Eddie

      Eddie

      That's great to hear man!

    2. Jade

      Jade

      Ew u roleplay?

    3. DrMax

      DrMax

      Yeah @APositiveJade! I can teach you if you want?

    4. Jade

      Jade

      Yes pls

  9. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Brayces

    You can write as well as draw? Well I never!! 
     

    Congrats! 

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      i rite su gud

  10. DrMax

    DrMax

    I will return fully to rp when I order this new pc over the week. Dr. River will be back to treat people SoonTM so just hold on

    1. Basko

      Basko

      Good to know that the best doctor in Chernarus will return!

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      Eagerly awaiting your return! ❤️ 

    3. Dino

      Dino

      Pls no, don't want River on my ass again

    4. Tomu

      Tomu

      Ight im going to head out 

    5. Jade

      Jade

      eeew

    6. Harvey

      Harvey

      I dont remember asking, RIVER

    7. DrMax

      DrMax

      @Harvey go back to the prison so we don't have to talk..

  11. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Jade

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    1. Jade

      Jade

      same

  12. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Brayces

    I don’t like this pink and aggressive profile theme. Please change it to something better. xoxo

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      it's LILAC!!!! :ree: 

      when you gonna RP with me??????? ??!?!?!?1?1!?wfkdl;fjslfd

    2. DrMax

      DrMax

      Lilac isn’t a real colour! 
       

      And I rp everyday nearly, you are just too busy playing yeehaw and not drawing pictures of Dr. River to notice..

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      **Ring ring bitch it's your talky talky radio**

      "Omgggg Dr. ribber??? issat yew? ommgg like come pick me uppp...

      I have that H A W T bish you luv next to me, mr sweet cheeks. Wink wonk. ya know ya know? 

      ok ttyl see you soon bai x ox oxoxoxo"

    4. DrMax

      DrMax

      “Unfortunately Eleanor, I cannot pick children up for legal reasons. Especially ones that are H O E S. Please send me a gift of one Nikolai to Chernarus. Ty”

    5. Brayces

      Brayces

      o youre in chernorus? not livonia???

    6. DrMax

      DrMax

      “Aye, some edgy woman I know called Mary having a bad day so I am hero and went to fix lady. I stay here for now” 

    7. Brayces

      Brayces

      "ew come to livonia instead dat shit cash munie man."

    8. Hofer

      Hofer

      Lilac...

    9. Hofer

      Hofer

      Can you please unweeb your profile again @Brayces this is horrible

    10. Brayces

      Brayces

      NEVER!! >:O

    11. Hofer

      Hofer

      You have 24 hours to comply. If the profile ain't fixed I will forcefully de-weeb it.

    12. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      Truly disgusting behavior. Exterminate it Hofer

    13. Brayces

      Brayces

      HELP HELP I'M BEING ABUSED BY STAFF!

      When people cry Bias this is what they mean, Hofer has it out for people who like Anime. I'm calling in @Aiko to protect meeeee.

    14. Hofer

      Hofer

      mutes Aiko

    15. Brayces

      Brayces

      AIKO NOOOOO!!

    16. Aiko

      Aiko

      OwO Hofer-kun!? Why you bully Brayces.
      Dont make me call in the big man!

    17. Hofer

      Hofer

      Nice meme @Aiko. Should I de-weeb you too?

    18. DrMax

      DrMax

      All anime profiles need to be removed Hofer. 

    19. Aiko

      Aiko

      Calling in @Roland-senpai.

      Your admin is abusing a fellow weeb, can you please take care of him? Leave the weebs and their profiles alone!

    20. Hofer

      Hofer

      No

    21. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      Finish them.

  13. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Ouromov

    snake GIF

    Pls come back and rp. I miss being rude to people

    1. Ouromov

      Ouromov

      I'm working on it!  Shhhhhhhhhhhh~ says the snake. Maybe a real snake this time ;3

    2. DrMax

      DrMax

      I'm writing about you in my Dr. River journal atm. It's filling up the book nicely. 16 chapters on Jaro being a sssssnnnaaakkkeee

    3. Ouromov

      Ouromov

      And 21 chapters on Nikolai's ass?  *Jaro hisses from his grave*

  14. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Malet

    mexican brock GIF
     

    Can you speak this language? 

    1. Malet

      Malet

      No language can describe how much I love you 😘

    2. Inferno

      Inferno

      I see how it is Malet... I see i'm forgotten so easily.

  15. DrMax

    DrMax

    Since I’ve been playing Dr. River for nearly a year now, was thinking of finally creating a journal of what has happened. Need a good name for it though. Any suggestions? 

    1. SynO

      SynO

      Dr. Rivers Test Subjects

    2. Jade

      Jade

      Bad doctors logs

    3. DrMax

      DrMax

      Excuse me @APositiveJade! Coming from the edgy, fake therapist! 

    4. Hofer

      Hofer

      Fake Doctor Adventures 2: Electric Bogaloo

    5. Hofer

      Hofer

      Rivers Anatomy

    6. Challenger

      Challenger

      Dont forget the old timers @DrMax

    7. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      The Doctor Who Learnt From Pisces 😉

    8. Tomu

      Tomu

      The doctor who was worse than Dr.flynn

    9. Aristocrat

      Aristocrat

      Dr River's Riveting Revelations.

    10. DrMax

      DrMax

      I like some. Rest of you are memes

    11. Brayces

      Brayces

      a study of chernarus and her people

      OR, alternatively;

      a love story; norway meets england

    12. DrMax

      DrMax

      I think "The Renowned Surgeon Dr. River" will do it!

  16. DrMax

    DrMax

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  17. DrMax

    DrMax

    Happy New Years all of you lot! Have a safe and great year! 

    1. SynO

      SynO

      Happy new years Mr Doctor man!

  18. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Elmo

    I like this colour. Please add Anna Kendrick into all verdicts now.  

    1. Elmo

      Elmo

      Spoiler

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      Saving this one for a special occasion.

  19. DrMax

    DrMax

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you all! Don’t be silly and drink & drive. Stay safe this year! decorating christmas tree GIF

    1. Scarlett

      Scarlett

      Merry Christmas to you as well 

  20. DrMax

    DrMax

    It’s time to V O T E.

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    1. Malet

      Malet

      I choose you 😘

    2. Brian

      Brian

      SNP

    3. Harvey

      Harvey

      Vote Tory #theresa4PM

  21. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Brayces

    Why do you have to write essays all the time! I just need a TLDR please. My brain. Hurty 

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    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      TLDR;

      Dear diary,

      I totes think Dr. River is in love with Nikolai. All he does is S T A R E at his bootiful booty.

      I think they make a great couple

      xoxo

      Ellie the Hoe.

    2. Brady

      Brady

      Hello friends

    3. Hofer

      Hofer

      When Brayces posts and you open it

      comic book GIF by Alpha

    4. DrMax

      DrMax

      Greetings @Brady!

    5. Brayces

      Brayces

      @Brady!!!!! AAA ❤️

  22. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Jade

    on the spot hello GIF by Rooster Teeth

  23. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Scarlett

    Told you you’d get it! Congratulations! 200.gif

  24. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Hofer

    This is meant to be dayzrp, and here I am looking at porn.. 

    Congratulations Hofer!!

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      thank you patrick greys anatomy GIF

  25. DrMax

    • DrMax
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    • Aristocrat

    downton abbey violet crawley GIF

    1. Aristocrat

      Aristocrat

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