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Status Updates posted by Chewy

  1. Chewy

    Chewy

     PATCH DEPLOYED PATCH DEPLOYED PATCH DEPLOYED PATCH DEPLOYED PATCH DEPLOYED PATCH DEPLOYED PATCH DEPLOYED

    LETS GO BOIS

    1. i am Bambi

      i am Bambi

      YAS DAAADDDDDY

       

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      what

    3. i am Bambi

      i am Bambi

      CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  2. Chewy

    Chewy

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    oops?

    1. Popet

      Popet

      Oops

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      See this is what happens when you're me

    3. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      darn biased garbo GM tbh

      Look at what you did!

      (issa sarcasm, don't /yeet me staff people)

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      I wear my bias badge with pride, Jaspie

    5. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      You're weirding me out. My Aunt calls me that.

      /pleasestopthatoriwillleavebadfeedback

      /Chewyismyauntconfirmed?

    6. Chewy

      Chewy

      Oh.. Sorry, Jaspoop.

    7. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      ...better?

  3. Chewy

    Chewy

    "brb guys gotta restart my pc"

    *Reinstalls win10 on a new hard drive* fuckin ay.

    1. Kuljukka

      Kuljukka

      Is very RIP?

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      It's working but it.. stuff

    3. Kuljukka

      Kuljukka

      Come back then :D

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      Will do asap

  4. Chewy

    Chewy

    "Chris is short for Charlie"
    "No.. It's short for Christian.."

    What are my friends?

    1. Harvey

      Harvey

      Cr8sira

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      It's actually short for Chrystal Hot Sauce but not a lot of people know that. 

      u herd et heer 1st kid

  5. Chewy

    Chewy

    "Driving outside of scandinavia is a fucking nightmare, I mean I get mad at drivers in Norway sometimes but holy shit, the Italians, -THEY- are out to get you."

    "Babidy boopidy? Beepity beepity!"

    1. Samti

      Samti

      you're driving around Italy?

      YOU MAD WOMAN! 

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      I don't even drive, I was quoting a friend lmao

    3. Samti

      Samti

      then HE'S A MADMAN but spain is worse

      or she

  6. Chewy

    Chewy

    "Hey I saw your ad for a part time job I was wondering if you need any qualifications or not?"

    "Aah nope, can you work saturdays?"

    "I guess?"

    "Ah just leave your contact details with us"

    Well. That was easy..

    1. Lad

      Lad

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      what the fuck how

    2. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      ... i’ve been looking for a job for nearly a year tf :/ 

    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      Saturday's are for work, fuck the boys

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      Im so baffled. Didnt want a cv. Didnt need qualifications, just wanted contact deets like wtf

       

    5. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Sounds a bit dodgey

    6. Whitename

      Whitename

      even mcdonalds at least gave me a freakin interview...

    7. Kain

      Kain

      That was literally what happened when I went to apply for Dollerama. Just asked when can I work and then told me to bring all my information and I'm hired.

  7. Chewy

    Chewy

    "I found a VSS Cargo yesterday and-"
    V3S.

    "Is it V3S?"

    The VSS is the Vintorez.

    "@[email protected]"

  8. Chewy

    Chewy

    "No time to explain! Get in truck!"
    "Oh HELL YEAH."

     

    1. Billy

      Billy

      I just did the one thing you shouldn't do. Get in a strangers car. 0-0 He did offer me some candy though.

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      Because Moody, you don't wanna meet us. :(

    3. Billy

      Billy

      You don't want to meet Twitch either, he's pissed off of being the punching bag for two groups conflicts.

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      Shhhhh I'll make it all better.

    5. Billy

      Billy

      I think the sweet embrace of mother will do that just fine. ;3 anybody wants to see Billy your gonna have to find him. He sad Billy now. 

    6. Chewy

      Chewy

      Ey, listen Billy, Cait's too kind to hate Billy, she's just skeptical is all. ;-;

    7. Billy

      Billy

      I know Billy is unpredictable sometimes he's cooperative sometimes he's not. At a stage like this though he's pretty impressionable. He is again a kid without a purpose.

    8. Chewy

      Chewy

      Kappa.

    9. Billy

      Billy

      I think Billy would rather be alone. For now, who knows too much time on your own does drive you crazy. Or more so atleast.

    10. Billy

      Billy

      I wouldn't recommend giving Billy the power over another persons life. He can barely manage his own.

    11. Billy

      Billy

      Billy is broken...

  9. Chewy

    Chewy

    "Oh uh, we're gonna need your help at my workplace tomorrow, are you available?"

    "Sure, I'll be sure to get to sleep early."

    *checks clock, it's 3AM. Can't sleep.*

    Fuck.

  10. Chewy

    Chewy

    "We will send you a one time verification code via email"

    *never sends the email*

    Well. Fuck you too. 

    1. Samti

      Samti

      Spam?

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      Nope. Never came through. Had to get on their live support and they had to force verify my account.

    3. Samti

      Samti

      That is retarded

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      Their support is slow as shit, but the guy was nice enough so eh. Least I got it sorted.

  11. Chewy

    Chewy

    "Well on the bright side you have a blank slate to work with now!"

    No, I don't think you get it. I like to watch my images get progressively better. I use them for colour schemes. I use them for a LOT of things. I lost my fucking drawing program in the process, too, so no. I don't even have that to fucking work with right now. Don't give me that shit.

    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      It okay. You can say it. q_q

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      Lmfao xD

    3. Chewy

      Chewy

      Thanks dude, really fucking praying I can recover them

  12. Chewy

    Chewy

    "What's 7+9? 14?"

    ....Sometimes I'm unsure as to whether my friends are okay or not

  13. Chewy

    Chewy

    *Leaves front door of medical station*

    "BORK"

    *Goes back into  medical station*

    NOPE. FUCK THAT. NOT AGAIN.

    1. groovy ToeZies

      groovy ToeZies

      Really?

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      Yes really, that's how fucking uncanny timing it was

      ;_;

    3. groovy ToeZies

      groovy ToeZies

      Next time don't carry around fresh meat and waveit around like 

      "HERE PUPPY, PUPPY, PUPPIES"

      That's how you die.

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      I don't-

      ;_;

    5. groovy ToeZies

      groovy ToeZies

      Hush

  14. Chewy

    Chewy

    *Looks for something to write about on a lighter note*

    *Roger Moore passes away*

    *Facedesks* Nuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... @[email protected] 

  15. Chewy

    • Chewy
    •   
    • Ghost of Hebi

    *Pours you a drank*

    Have a seat lad.

    1. Ghost of Hebi

      Ghost of Hebi

      This better not be anything other than bleach.

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      Only the finest.

    3. Ghost of Hebi

      Ghost of Hebi

      That works.

  16. Chewy

    Chewy

    *Runs around with 10 medkits and 40ish bandages in PUBG*

    "CAITLYN MYURRRRS REPORTING FOR DOODY"

    *Dies*

     

  17. Chewy

    Chewy

    *Slaps self*

    This bad boi can fit so many warning points in it

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      ?you've been good though

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      That's why I can fit so many warning points

    3. Eagle

      Eagle

      Hey since you can fit so many, please take mine ty.

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      @Spartan I sacrifice my freedom for Eagle

  18. Chewy

    Chewy

    *Stares at name*

    *shakes fist*

    ROLANDOOOOO!

  19. Chewy

    Chewy

    *Sticks bandaid on arm, pats it*

    All better now.

  20. Chewy

    Chewy

    >be me

    >still flabbergasted

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      Didn't even know that was still a word tbh.

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      Dude, I just..

      Some people

      Like.. How?

      Y'get me?

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      I totally get you. 

       

       

       

       

       

      no. 

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      Hint: You're dealing with the current events unfolding.

  21. Chewy

    Chewy

    @Vrtra I brought it back for a bit

     

  22. Chewy

    Chewy

    @Stitches just Kurt Cobain'd my pink Jerboa.

    ;_________________;

  23. Chewy

    Chewy

    https://www.dayzrp.com/characters/display-4852/

    Perhaps I will get around to playing something that suits me instead of trying to force myself into something I cannot do.

    1. Aisling

      Aisling

      Its very freeing, love your new character, she looks fun, come be my bff <3

  24. Chewy

    • Chewy
    •   
    • Dusty

    https://www.dayzrp.com/profile/30816-dusty_/

    You got a doppelganger or some'in'?

    1. Dusty

      Dusty

      HES AN IMPOSTOR!!!!

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      DO SOMETHING

    3. Popet

      Popet

      I WILL HELP

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  25. Chewy

    • Chewy
    •   
    • Gaylaxy

    1. Gaylaxy

      Gaylaxy

      Well.... this has changed everything...

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