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YNW Jasper

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Status Updates posted by YNW Jasper

  1. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Whatever way the wind blows, I've loved my time in this community and made friends to last a lifetime. Love you guys. 

    Its been real. 

    1. LouieRP

      LouieRP

      o7 I will always remember the times in Kabanino young LewellynMoss

    2. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      I love you bubblebutt!

       

      Add macbrine on steam if you get gatted

    3. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      o7

    4. ExoticRP

      ExoticRP

      You were chill the few times I talked to you mang.  Rest in piece young one.

    5. Popet

      Popet

      I love you, take care little one.

      Like we spoke about, I'm always a message away. 

  2. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Words cannot encapsulate the disappointment. 

    More in the morning. 

  3. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    The fact that text color is taken into consideration of whether or not your appeal gets accepted makes me want to start chewing on my own ball bag. 

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    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Stop being an edgy cunt bubblenuts

    2. Honeybee
  4. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    1. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      same

    2. Taryn

      Taryn

      Me too, tbh

       

    3. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I stop getting in game for one week. One week. Hope they show some mercy in the report tbhtbh.

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    4. Taryn

      Taryn

      I removed clout points from them, already.

      They'll learn their lesson either way.

    5. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      No, some of them might get sent to Fiji for this, and some might leave if that happens. If all my boys are gone, I might as well be gone too. 

       

    6. Taryn

      Taryn

      Negative. 

      You shall remain.

    7. YNW Law

      YNW Law

      It's a false/salt report so it's okay :)

    8. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Maaaaaan if all of m'nibbas are gone or at Fiji, it's questionable at best. I'm not as strong as @SweetJoe I deadass couldn't remain if that happened. 

    9. Taryn

      Taryn

      -5 Clout, Law.

    10. YNW Law

      YNW Law

      You'll see, Taryn. YOU'LL ALL SEE.

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    11. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I just spent a hot minute typing some shit up but I'm not even going to post it because it'll land me in Fiji. 

      The frustration is real. 

      @LawRP it's like Patrice O'Neal said

      people are dumb sometimes. They get surprised and offended at basic things. Like, they'll put a grizzly bear in an office full of salmon. And when the grizzly bear starts eating the salmon they start complaining like "oh no the grizzly bear is doing grizzly bear shit". 

      This report is 75% about pirates doing pirate shit. 

      Im over it. 

    12. dawsonpark

      dawsonpark

      cry white boy

  5. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    No coincidence the website goes down for me for a whole minute as soon as we uncover Rolles Beanz War post inflation conspiracy. He knows I'm on to him. 

    #NotMyElPresidente

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      TAKE A STAND AGAINST THE ANARCHY KNOWN AS THE BEANZ WAR

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      The Beanz war is a front for Bitcoin mining. 

    3. Buddy

      Buddy

      Don't make me call the FBI on this status update

    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      New phone who dis? 

    5. Taryn

      Taryn

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    6. Chewy

      Chewy

      Damnit guys the website always goes down at that hour

  6. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Our education system is so flawed. 

    I'm doing online courses right now so I can move the fuck on with life, and these CUNTING online teachers make me stop in my tracks every unit to call them to open up a test so I can move the fuck on. Except these lazy sun burned Floridian idiots take four days sometimes to answer their CUNTING phones so I'm sitting here, blazing through courses like 30+% ahead of where I'm mean to be in them, and these lazy boys are slowing me down for days at a time and it's incredibly frustrating. 

    I ask them why they can't just open them preemptively as I clearly am moving at a faster pace than the course was designed for and all I get is "uh..y-no" like...this is the single most frustrating experience. Cannot wait to be done with this. 

    Online teacher machine broke.

  7. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Buck Bigward vs Joe Niggly

    this Friday 

     

    tickets r $4

    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      I'll take 10

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      We only got 4 lawn chairs tho 

    3. Chewy

      Chewy

      fuck

  8. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    @KyleRP

    the vicious cycle continues....mark my words. The wheels are already turning on it apparently. 

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    1. KyleRP

      KyleRP

      No comment. Waiting for an angry PM or teamspeak convo.

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      You won't get one. 

      You and I have had the good fortune to be on both sides of this sort of thing, you know how it goes, there'll be PM's just not sent to any of you guys im sure.

    3. KyleRP

      KyleRP

      Oh we are aware lol.

    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      /yeet

  9. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    So...when're we executing Fergie for that thing she squelched out of her throats last night?

     

    feels good to know that while I'm an abominably bad singer, I might actually be better than Fergie right now. 

    In the words of some black guy on twitter "Fergilicious, Definicious, shut yo stupid ass mouth". 

    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      Wait what did Fergie do

      *hides her profile song*

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      She uh...got a little experimental with our national anthem last night. It was unredeemably bad. Like, the players couldn't hold their laughter, the audience was cracking smiles at it, it was easily one of the worst serious attempts at signing the national anthem I think I've heard in a while. 

      The only way it could've gone worse is if like she started burning the flags behind her and killed Pharrell. 

    3. Chewy

      Chewy

      Oh dear... Fergie... *shakes head*

    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      By all means, enjoy. It really is atrocious.

      https://youtu.be/y6ufZf6OhxM

  10. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

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    I just found this. It's too good. 

    New character page incoming. 

     

     

     

    1. YNW Law

      YNW Law

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    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I wanna die

    3. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

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  11. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    When I take my wig off, I look like Anthony Anderson from Kangaroo Jack. 

     

     

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    1. BostonRP

      BostonRP

       

  12. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Lacking any drive or desire to hop in game but I kinda wish I did. Feels bad man.

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    1. Mass

      Mass

      Take your time, when you see or hear about something that you really want to be a part of, hop in then and hope you can be a part of it. If you force yourself, your RP quality with diminish and you'll only feel bad about it.

    2. Honeybee

      Honeybee

      I'll ERP with you if you come online.

  13. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    They should cut my boy @BorisRP some slack. English is clearly not his forte, he speaks and types like Borat, he didn't mean no harm!

    <3 

    no /yeet por favor 

    1. BorisVC

      BorisVC

      yep yep

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    2. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Ban him tbh, surviving 2 headshots, only video game cheater could do this magix

    3. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Can attest, TS convo went like this:

       

      "I Say we all get dumped!"

      Boris...you said they are Garabge.

      "No!, I say we all get dumped by her, you know like they say?"

      No boris,  putting people into the garbage means they are trash.

      "No! I did not say this!, I say we gets dump'ed. How this not mean same thing?"

    4. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      R4 tbh

    5. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Jog on TBH...

    6. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Was that

      F L A M E? 

      Youre done. See you in Fiji sweetjoe.

    7. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      I go to the mountain and they told me its a meaningless phrase.

       

      Jog on Jasper.

       

      nah I love ya mate.

    8. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      *would lace up light up sketchers for a morning Jog*

      I shall jog on sweetjoseph.

  14. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    We need a group of Teen Titan roleplayers in the server who think they're the real Teen Titans. 

    #SaveRP

     

    1. Gaylaxy

      Gaylaxy

      Sounds like a good way to win some report PoV's.

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      "In my defence, me emoting *turns into green gorilla* is within my roleplay as I am Beast Boy"

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      Can I be Terra?

      *Someone glitches off a cliff.* Ah, yes my rock powers. 

      Or was it Tera? I forgot.

    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      You can be this guy...whatever it's name was. @Brayces

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    5. Brayces

      Brayces

      OH YEAH, Stafires little bug thingy.

    6. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I'm furiously searching google for its name now. It's bothering me so much. 

    7. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      I literally told Jamie that I want a bunch of not-so-sane people that all think they're superheroes. 

    8. Brayces

      Brayces

  15. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Me: I should probably go to sleep now so I can wake up at a decent time tomorrow

    Brain: Or you could stay up another three hours and try to cram school work for no real reason and feel bad tomorrow?

    me: ye lol y not

    im still awake and cannot sleep. Kill me.

    1. YNW Law

      YNW Law

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    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      That hurts to read. Some idiot made that and was like "yeah I'm basically an author now". 

  16. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    @Jamie

    Can you spot the difference?

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    or

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    #StopTheInjustice

    #issamaymay

    No /yeet pls

    1. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      The poor boy doesn't even have the voice to defend himself.

      Kick him while he's down.

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Oh right I forgot he can't do status updoots anymore. 

       

      This wasnt a jab tho. Also this is supposed to be smol text but I'm on mobile because I'm incredibly overweight and my pc is too far away. 

    3. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      Nah it's okay, we know it's only friendly banter. <3

      He's laughing about it. Actually.. I think that might be the sound of crying, not laughing..

    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      There's no such thing as friendly banter. Only warning points and flame. 

       

    5. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      I remember seeing a few things similar to the content of that appeal, friends memeing with each other in ways that would be considered flamey were they not friends going unpointed, hell, its probably happened to me at some point.

      Actually, that's another thing, I remember when I was in staff we wouldn't point people if it was just friendly banter. Seems like Rolle is enforcing one standard and the staff team another. Sadness.

    6. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I cri 

    7. Sleepyhead

      Sleepyhead

      I got my first and only warning points for telling @Santa to "shut the up fuck" :c  it's whatever, I guess.

    8. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Deviant

    9. Dan

      Dan

      we arent friends

  17. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    New group idea @LawRP @WildCurtosRP @iBUYCHOWDER @dawsonpark and other idiots

    Image result for kim possible

    Thoughts? HMU if yall want that group of the year tag.

    1. Honeybee

      Honeybee

      why the fuck wasn't I tagged? rufus-lookin' ass

    2. WildCurtosRP

      WildCurtosRP

      Y E S

  18. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

     

    One of the only good mash ups between these two i've ever heard tbh

    If you like either of them it's worth a listen. 

  19. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Some of the responses on that thread. Not even surprising, just disappointing.

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  20. YNW Jasper

    • YNW Jasper
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    • Dimitri

    I don't care what anyone says, this is just funny. 

    1. Dimitri

      Dimitri

      Yeah boy #DoItForTheMeme

    2. Chewy

      Chewy

      YOU SHOULD BE SLEEPING YUNG BUBBLE

    3. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      I TRIED AND FAILED YUNG CHEWEY GOSH. 

    4. Popet

      Popet

      ...

    5. Chewy

      Chewy

      ChewEy?

    6. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      this is perfect

    7. Chewy

      Chewy

      @Rolle has forced his hand up on yung Josei

    8. Popet

      Popet

      @Lady In Blue don't forget to change your name on TS.

    9. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      The real question is do I change my name to dimitri now...

    10. ShanePVP
    11. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Yeah true, as if I have 5 bucks anyways lmao

  21. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

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    1. Taryn

      Taryn

      Me either, Buddy. 

    2. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Meh. I'll trust the powers that be on this one and hope it works out and that I'm ornery and wrong.

      Whats the worst that could ha-

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    3. YNW Law

      YNW Law

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    4. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      Is that Brody?

    5. YNW Law

      YNW Law

      Yes 

  22. YNW Jasper

    • YNW Jasper
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    • Popet

    Too many status updates from you a day young lady.

    I keep thinking someone has blessed me with Beanz or someone quoted me or there's some awesome post and it's just you going 

    "lol poo poo pee pee" 

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    1. Popet

      Popet

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    2. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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    3. Popet

      Popet

      ay

  23. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    When you don't actually break up with someone because you both act like adults and talk issues out instead ?

    Relieved as fuck. 

    1. Gaylaxy

      Gaylaxy

      Just break his legs instead!

    2. Dusty

      Dusty

      Communication is pretty lit.

      Relationships where one person doesn't do that are terrible tbh

    3. YNW Jasper

      YNW Jasper

      @Galaxy

      A) I'm too smol to hurt anyone

      B) it's all good now so there's no need anymore. 

       

      Ill just get little T to break his legs next time.

      also, indeed @DustyRP

    4. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      :thumbsup: Sounds healthy

  24. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    Man, breakups sure are fun :D

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    1. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Its okay I will sing you a song tonight to blast your eardrums away 

    2. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Rebounds are even better

    3. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      Well, the good thing about being single is the week after the break up when you realise that the single life is good for a while.

  25. YNW Jasper

    YNW Jasper

    should been MS-13's theme song tbh 

    @LawRP @dawsonpark

    1. YNW Law

      YNW Law

      You're mom gay 

    2. dawsonpark

      dawsonpark

      Next time.

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