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El Presidente Assassin

"Do not go gentle into that good night..."

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Status Updates posted by Osku

  1. Osku

    Osku

    Now that rule 2.3 has become a normal thing to report hostile roleplayers for we should look into fighting back by making rule 2.4 reports.

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    2.4 Don't be a sore loser. Items in game can be replaced, there is no need to be angry and hold grudge against someone just because someone was better. Keep in mind that it is just a game. Take regular breaks from the game if you have trouble separating In Character events from Out of Character real world.

     

    1. Rover

      Rover

      In my limited experience typically breaks of rule 2.4 fall under 'False Report' when its obvious that there was no basis to the report in the first place and it was placed solely out of salt. I'm not sure what else 2.4 would actually fall under... 

      Most cases I've seen are handled as flaming and points are issued that way, not really through reports.

    2. Osku

      Osku

      Why does reporting someone breaking rule 2.3 result in full groups being put on final but a 2.4 report would be "false report" though?🤔

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      This was meant to be a humorous status update not a real suggestion...

       

    3. Rover

      Rover

      I am terrible at picking up on humor, apologies.

      Also,  case by case.

       

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      (did it work, did I do the humor?)

       

    4. Osku

      Osku

      Ah, the classic "case by case" also known as "bias" 😄 

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      Well Done Good Job GIF by SuccessionHBO

       

    5. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      I think we should just enforce directive 4.6

      No military grade weapons for anyone on the server

    6. Banshee

      Banshee

      pee pee poo poo

      😳

  2. Osku

    Osku

    This deepfake stuff is getting out of hand:

    Damn he is good but there is something very unsettling about those face changes 

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    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      This is not what I was thinking about when I saw the word deepfake.

  3. Osku

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    • Kordruga

    Heard you were getting bullied and being called names by whitenames

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    Its ok, were here for you...

  4. Osku

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    • Crim

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    Congrats buddy🎉

  5. Osku

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    • thicdickdaddy27

    Found you a new character profile picture for Joe Dewski:

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    1. thicdickdaddy27

      thicdickdaddy27

      I believe I have the best character picture there is.

    2. Osku

      Osku

      While it truly is a sight to behold and one might even call it a masterpiece, I don't feel it properly represent the recent changes in Dewski's character

  6. Osku

    Osku

    "They're hanging men and women for the wearing of the green"

    DayZRP right now

    1. Banshee

      Banshee

      "They're hanging men and women for the wearing of the green"

       

      Moderators:

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    2. Roland

      Roland

      This oppression is unacceptable!

    3. Osku

      Osku

      I'm glad you too recognise the plight of the Irish people in this community Rolle

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      Who in their right mind would say that this ^ looks like a terrorist group 😉 

    4. Roland

      Roland

      Just a few chaps on Sunday on their way to church.

    5. Osku

      Osku

      Damn right! If owning a balaclava makes you a criminal lock...me...up...

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  7. Osku

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    • Zanaan

    Does this mean we get the old Erik back now?🤔

  8. Osku

    Osku

    Another good one bites the dust...

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    Sad times we're living in

  9. Osku

    Osku

    Was fun going shooting again for the first time in a good while:

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    1. Zero

      Zero

      Not American enough.

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      Nice my man

    3. Osku

      Osku

      @Zero that's a compliment around these parts.

  10. Osku

    Osku

    @AndreyQ, @NorwayRP,@Ryan Shepherd

    I see you boys out there slandering my name by saying I TK all the time so I just have to set the record straight. (to my knowledge) I have only ever TKd twice in all my years and countless firefights here. Once double tapping a poor helpless uncon @perqeRP who was laying without an armband in a pile of dead/uncon enemies, and the other time I shot @Challenger purely as a reflex after seeing him charge at me from behind a tree once again without an armband.

    I take pride in identifying my targets and you guys are out there spreading false rumors about me

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    1. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      it's okay they all bully me for blowing up @SquirtleKitty

    2. GMAK

      GMAK

      @Challenger "I'm coming up to the church now, don't shoot me."

      *gets tk'd*

      🤔

    3. Osku

      Osku

      What can I say, didnt hear him obviously 😄 As you can see in the video he was talking quietly and over me talking to someone else. Also he was exactly where someone who took shots at us was 1 min prior and wasnt wearing an armband.

    4. Challenger

      Challenger

      @Osku you weren't wearing an armband either pal, please don't use that excuse, you didn't get tkd for not having an armband.

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    5. Osku

      Osku

      That is exavtly the reason why I have a very recognisable orange raincoat on all the time 😄

  11. Osku

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    • A Foul Goblin

    tommy wiseau anyway hows your sex life GIF by The Room

  12. Osku

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    • Randy

    Well deserved. Congrats buddy!🎉Youve come far from your days as Creepy-Randy.

    1. Randy

      Randy

      Thanks dude!

  13. Osku

    Osku

    So...they showed this off at a French military parade:

    I have no clue what the tactical advantage of this would be on the battlefield but holy fuck it's a fucking rifle-toting jetpack soldier!

    1. Fae

      Fae

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      green goblin??????

    2. Osku

      Osku

      Now that you mention it...pretty similar

    3. Fae

      Fae

      Idk about you but if I saw a frenchman flying green goblin style at me with a gun I think I'd shit my pants

    4. groovy azu

      groovy azu

      god damn

      just send a bunch of rifle-wielding fuckers on jetpack boards at terrorists and theyll be scared shitless

    5. Osku

      Osku

      For real though from a soldiers perspective, these things look pretty unstable and I find it hard to believe you could shoot from them, they probably cant go that far or carry much weight and can be shot from the sky by pretty much any weapon so im wondering what the military use for these would be. 🤔

    6. Fae

      Fae

      looking AWESOME

    7. groovy azu

      groovy azu

      In terms of the board itself, cant really think of anything other than alerting the enemy of your presence.

      I do believe, however, that the people behind this board are using similar tech to create medevacs, air cargo shipments and a fucking hover bike. 

      I guess theres your military use

    8. Osku

      Osku

      @Azu that makes more sense

  14. Osku

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    • groovy willsky

    i see what you did there jake gyllenhaal GIF

    1. groovy willsky

      groovy willsky

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      @Osku KappaKeepo don't reporterino

    2. Osku

      Osku

      Thought I was having a stroke reading that 😄

  15. Osku

    Osku

    These little fuckers make working in the woods this time of year such an enjoyable experience

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    I literally have 300+ bite marks all over my body. Looks like I have been shot with a shotgun or something

    1. groovy azu

      groovy azu

      F

      had the same thing in vietnam except with mosquitos.

      So i guess not the same thing.

    2. Osku

      Osku

      We do have lots of mosquitos too, but clothing and repellent work against them...not these tiny cunts though

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      damn dude, you turning into Musquito man

    4. Osku

      Osku

      @Watchman Me tomorrow:

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  16. Osku

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    • Roland

    i hate you GIF

    1. Roland

      Roland

      is ok

  17. Osku

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    • Voodoo

    Look at you all green and shit. Congrats! 🎉

    1. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      Thanks

  18. Osku

    Osku

    This is probably means nothing to people who aren't from Finland, but we just won the hockey world cup for the first time since 2011 last night which is a pretty big deal here. The atmosphere when watching it together with hundreds of people downtown was indescribable and the celebrations on the streets afterwards were absolutely fucking insane. 🇫🇮🎉

     

    1. groovy azu

      groovy azu

      Canadians are probably angered. A wave of depression flowed across the country.

  19. Osku

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    • DaRsnn

    Congats mate!🎉🎉

    1. DaRsnn

      DaRsnn

      Don't know whose idea it was, cheers bud ❤️

    2. Osku

      Osku

      I know right! Youre like the least capable man for the job...probably needed a token gayboy GM 😄

  20. Osku

    Osku

    As weid as this may sound, I have seen a highly suspicious number of "people of short stature" today...

    I think they are finally on to me

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    1. Xehara

      Xehara

      I too am short.

    2. Osku

      Osku

      Im serious, something is up. I noticed it earlier today when I had already seen five throughout the day and thought "huh, what are the odds" and then just now I was leaving a friends house only minutes after discussing it and bumped into one more in the elevator. And no, i'm not high right now, you're high! 😄 

    3. DaRsnn
  21. Osku

    Osku

    Watching the new GoT episode:

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    All the people who named their kid Daenerys must be feeling great right about now 😄 

     

    1. Eagle

      Eagle

      People trying to tell me it wasn't rushed and name 100 % sense.

       

      made*

  22. Osku

    Osku

    Well, summer was fun while it lasted:

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    Weather went from +17 to -5 and a snowstorm in less than a week

    1. Isaiah Rinkasonn

      Isaiah Rinkasonn

      YAAY! Bicycling weather!!!

    2. Roland

      Roland

      Don’t know what you’re talking about

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    3. Isaiah Rinkasonn

      Isaiah Rinkasonn

      God damn it @Rolandget your ass back here! You need to suffer with us! Also, we need some dank mods, plz.

    4. Osku

      Osku

      Yeah yeah, rub it in...

  23. Osku

    Osku

    Brandon Stark is the most annoying, ugly and useless character in all of GoT

    1. BrianM

      BrianM

      Agreed.

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

       

  24. Osku

    Osku

    Time to check the forums...

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    this is bad leslie knope GIF

     

    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      worried terrence howard GIF by HULU

    2. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      Cant have fun these days 

    3. OxeN

      OxeN

      YOU COME HERE TO HAVE FUN?

      GO TO PUBLIC SERVERS!

      😂

  25. Osku

    Osku

    I....I just wanted to...hop on for the first time in a while and get some roleplay...

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    Look at what you made me do @Shroud...

     

    1. BrianM

      BrianM

    2. Watchman

      Watchman

      200.gifgg lmao 

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