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About Loscham

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  1. Loscham's Consolidated Media

    @Classic and driving don't mix... https://clips.twitch.tv/RudeSarcasticSandpiperAMPTropPunch @Classic reaps what he sows, and I am a dumbass... https://clips.twitch.tv/HonorableBlitheBaboonJebaited
  2. Loscham's Consolidated Media

    Just found another from the days of Angus. Went AFK and the lads (and lassie) decided to prank me, making me think the car had been wrecked... @Kevin F Connors @Bun https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiVictoriousTofu4Head
  3. Loscham's Consolidated Media

    Oldie but a goodie, my first and only (so far-more to come) stream highlight video, featuring @Faith, @The Drunken Scotsman, @tacticaltahko and a couple of others. Forgive the randomness.
  4. Loscham's Consolidated Media

    So! Here we will find (almost) every bit of media I have, be it from DayZRP or not. Almost all of it, however, will feature members of the community even if not in DayZ. Let's get the ball rolling with some more recent things! @tacticaltahko didn't listen... https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyAbstemiousHummingbirdPRChase @tacticaltahko pushing the wrong buttons... https://clips.twitch.tv/MuddyRockyChamoisEleGiggle The infamous "clitoris" clip with @Taryn and @Sylva https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidHyperElkPeteZaroll @Classic's driving skills... https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidSmellyLadiesDansGame @Classic @iBUYCHOWDER and @Powered_By_SLUGS... did that really just happen? https://clips.twitch.tv/SplendidJollySnailFUNgineer A bit ear-rapey, but @Classic with the save! https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousDifferentWhaleSoBayed
  5. Solntsevskaya Bratva

    Опа! Это будет весело! *Cackles mischievously* #MakeChernarusSlavAgain
  6. Just remember your training. God willing you won't take fire, but if you do, shoot, move, communicate. I'm no infantryman, so I can't give you too much, but trust your NCOs, and keep an eye on the LT so he doesn't get lost.
  7. Just to clarify, this is NOT an official leaving thread, right @Sylva? This is a "be right back" thread. I don't know how you're going to be set for interwebs over there, but hell, if I could get internet in Afghanistan...at least keep us posted on the forums. Just remember, bro. OPSEC, check your 6, and watch your field of fire. Get home safe, bro. That last part is a lawful order from SGT Loscham.
  8. Future Rules

    I think there's another angle we can take here, that's kind of the elephant in the room. Hear me out. Not to toot the community's collective horn (but beep fuckin' beep), as far as the DayZ community on the whole, DayZRP.com is probably the biggest name out there. There've been interviews done, featured stories, the devs have talked about us by name... Let's face it, we're one of the things keeping their game alive until they at LEAST drop that beta. That being said. Surely, if @Rolle asks the devs, they'd be willing to give him a bit of a heads-up as to the core mechanics of the base-building system. With that knowledge, the staff team could then draft some rules and have them ready for when the beta drops. This would be done in the strictest confidences, of course, and the finished rules would have to be reviewed by the staff team as a whole, approved, and then released when we get a release date for the beta, for feedback from the rest of the community, and then implementation upon release of .63. Edit: Call me the OCD guy, but I'd rather get a head start than have to implement rules after people already have mega-fortresses built.
  9. "Like the clitoris..."

    Honestly, I need to resurrect my old consolidated media thread... Where the hell did I leave that thing now?
  10. @Taryn @Sylva It may have been short-lived due to dDossing (GRRR) but it was good fun today, teaching the scientist to shoot by using sexual euphemisms.
  11. "Like the clitoris..."

    @Taryn @Sylva @Eric Mason https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidHyperElkPeteZaroll
  12. Streaming some Cards Against Humanity while I get ready!


  13. Iosif hears the bilge coming from some of these people. He cannot hold his tongue. He depresses the PTT, and a heavy Russian accent comes across the airwaves. Listen to yourselves. You think leaving will make them stop? You think going to another location will save you from them? Do you even know what the word "Fanatic" means? Leave if you will, go somewhere else, they will follow. There is only one solution. Sit and talk about living peacefully, they won't care. They'll oppress you, they'll hunt you, they'll kill you. I cannot believe that I'm hearing this right now. You're all unwilling to fight for your own freedom? A man from the British Army won't fight?! So maybe you don't know how to fight. Fine. LEARN! If not, fine, too. Let others fight and bleed and kill and die for you. He releases the PTT, spitting a string of sulfurous profanity.
    • Loscham
    • Taryn

    What is this video? O_O

    1. Taryn


      What video?

    2. Loscham


      Your profile video.  It's hilarious!

    3. Taryn


      Spooky scary borks.  


    4. Loscham