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King

Tycoon

"We traded our boring lives for DayZRP storylines.."

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    United Kingdom

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269 h Bean Bandit

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  • Last played 2 months ago

About King

  • Birthday December 16

Personal Information

  • Sex
    Male

Recent Profile Visitors

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  1. King

    • King
    •   
    • Brayces

    It all worked out! It's fine! 🙂

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      Gooood. This pleases Brayces. 

    2. King

      King

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    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      Haha, YES. IT DOES.

      Why am I a manatee? 

    4. King

      King

      Because you're the most elegant creature in the sea! ❤️

  2. King

    • King
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    • Brayces

    Hi i'm king

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      No you're JAKE!

    2. King

      King

      You can't say my real name on the interwebs

      I'll be raped! 

      You never know where the piddle fiddlers are! 

  3. King

    King

    > currently living in my gf's room

    > she goes to work at around 11pm and comes back at 8am 

    > I dropped her off at work yesterday, had a beer and a shit in a pub then went home

    > was pissing around on my phone till 2am, then tried to sleep

    > she lives just outside a club

    > couldn't get to sleep for ages because there was a bunch of drunk students celebrating the end of exams

    > got very angry trying to sleep, gave up

    > started to repeatedly shout "MY NAEME JEEEFF" outside my window 

    > some students caught on, started shouting it back

    > ended up with about 50 students shouting back everytime I shouted it

    > built an army of jeffs

    > am happy

    1. Harvey

      Harvey

      Hello King,

      I think this story is fake.

      Regards,

      Harvey

    2. Jamie

      Jamie

      old meme, bad meme

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      oh shit, harvey got you 

  4. Brayces

    • Brayces
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    • King

    Whoa! Don't beanz spam me please, King! 

    Also when you getting back in RP? 😛 

    1. King

      King

      BORED. 

      Revision is no fun 😞

      Hopefully by the 30th when my last exam finishes and my laptop gets fixed. 

      Then one month later and I'm in your stupid country! 

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      Awww, well ...

      YOU BETTER DO GOOD ON YOUR EXAMS SIR!!

    3. King

      King

      I'M TRYIINNNG

      I keep trying to redirect power to the central computer but it keeps sending it to the self-destruct module! 

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      That sounds painful! Stop it!

    5. King

      King

      I'm doing all I can! 

      I seem to have directed most of the power to the procrastination system but I don't see that helping us with tomorrow's mission objective! 

    6. Brayces

      Brayces

      I feel like it is going to be a mission failure. 

    7. King

      King

      I think so too, captain Dolores. 

      I think so too. 

    8. Brayces

      Brayces

      *Salutes as a huge officers hat hangs low and lopsided on her head.*

  5. King

    King

    Exams are like videogames bought for you

    You didn't want them but you gotta play it anyway

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      Hope you did well!

    2. Samti

      Samti

      I also hope you did well King! you gorgeous bastard

  6. King

    The community is being restricted?

    Oh my God I am so sick of this fucking argument, why do people still post shit like this The community is not getting more restrictive, if anything it has much more leniency than it did. 2 years ago this place was 3-4 times larger than it is now and people were getting banned all over the place. You are fucking delusional if you think the staff team are being too strict. And I mean that in general. I'm not an anyone's side in this thread. I couldn't care less honestly but I needed to read something while I took a shit.
  7. King

    King

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  8. King

    King

    I'm tired but 

    Exams in 7 days

    I'm down to my last legs

    The rest fell off turning pages

    Fuck

  9. King

    • King
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    • Brayces

    CONGRATS ON GAMEMASTER! 

    .. 

    when did you get gamemaster

    Am I gamemaster? 

    I'm king

    What

    Bye

    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      She got it when I left

      Also never changing my name so.

    2. Brayces

      Brayces

      It's been a while, King! Wake the heckie up!!

  10. King

    King

    The fuck happened to Louie? 🤔

    1. King

      King

      [snip] never mind. 

    2. Lyca

      Lyca

      He got you there. 

    3. Whitename

      Whitename

      its okay, he got me too

    4. Lyca

      Lyca

      Yeah me too :D 

  11. King

    Here we go

    Welcome! Just 2 things to get you going 1. Keep your head down till you know how the community works otherwise you are gonna be in report after report, trust me. Find a group of roleplayers (not bandits) and watch how they communicate and act; you seem pretty competent, I'm sure you'll catch on quick. 2. Build a good reputation for yourself. Making a good early impression will get you far in this community. Have a good time
  12. King

    King

     

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  13. King

    • King
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    • Brayces

    REPLY ON SNAPCHAT MORE OR JESUS WILL BE SAD

    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      I AM SORRY, SNAPCHAT IS LAGGY AND SLOW AND CRASHES WHEN I OPEN IT!

  14. King

    King

    House parties every day this week and all I wanna do is work. -_-

    1. Aristocrat

      Aristocrat

      You -want- to work? Pfft.

    2. King

      King

      I love my course

  15. Chief

    • Chief
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    • King

    Thanks for the shout out in that thread, you are too kind.

    Keep being you king.

    1. King

      King

      <3 

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