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Hofer

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Hofer last won the day on May 9 2016

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  • Birthday 01/26/1990

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  1. DuquesneLR

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    t was another payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.  I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my whopper and whispered, "Hey sweetheart, how'd you like to crunch on my big hunk for a 100 grand?"  Well, she immediately went down on my tootsie roll, and it was like pure almond joy!  I couldn't help but grab her delicious mounds because it was easy to see that this little twix had the red hots.  It was all I could do to hold the snickers and krackle as my butterfinger went up her tight little kit kat and she started to scream "Oh henry, oh henry!"  Soon she was fondling my peter pan and zagnut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my milk duds clear to mars that gave her a taste of the old milky way.  She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey chicklet, no kinky stuff.  I said, "Look you little reese's pieces, don't be a zero, be a lifesaver.  Why don't you take my watchamacallit and slip it up your bit ~o~ honey?"  (What a piece of juicy fruit she was too!)  She screamed, "Oh crackerjack, better than the game three musketeers!"  As I rammed my ding dong up her rocky road and into her peanut butter cup.  Well, I was giving it to her good ~n~ plenty, when all of a sudden...my starburst!  Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow chunky and complained of a wrigley in her stomach.  Sure enough, 9 months later, out popped... baby ruth!

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      tom cruise what GIF

    2. DuquesneLR
    3. Hofer

      Hofer

      umbrella middle finger GIF

    4. Alan Woods

      Alan Woods

      Now that is a rookie mistake.

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