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Hofer

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"Be careful not to choke on your aspirations"

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  1. o7 thanks for your service

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      o7 couldn't have done any of that without you ❤️ 

    2. Realize

      Realize

      Salute GIF

  2. Told you chernarus would fix the server

    1. Hofer

      Hofer

      100%. I am so glad to see the server at 80/80 on a daily basis now that we got LEGENDARY AND SERVER SAVING CHERNARUS, after a full unban wave.

  3. hey man don't forget to update Among Us
    There's an Among Us update out and it's 41.2 megabytes, don't forget to download it

    1. CutieSnow

      CutieSnow

      A M O G U S

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    2. Novagats

      Novagats

      Oh so you’re a crewmate? Name every task

    3. AndreyQ

      AndreyQ

      Admin: Accept Diverted Power

      Admin: Chart Course Admin: Enter ID Code

      Admin: Prime Shields Admin: Swipe Card

      Admin: Upload Data Balcony: Clear Asteroids

      Balcony: Record Temperature

      Boiler Room: Open Water Ways

      Boiler Room: Replace Water Jug

      Cafeteria: Accept Diverted Power

      Cafeteria: Download Data Cafeteria: Empty Garbage

      Cafeteria: Fix Wiring

      Communications: Restart Wifi

      Dropship: Chart Course

      Dropship: Insert Keys

      Electrical: Calibrate Distributor

      Electrical: Divert Power

      Electrical: Download Data

      Electrical: Fix Wiring

      Greenhouse: Accept Diverted Power

      Greenhouse: Download Data

      Greenhouse: Fix Wiring

      Greenhouse: Water Plants

      Hallway: Fix Wiring

      Laboratory: Align Telescope

      Laboratory: Fix Weather Node

      Laboratory: Inspect Sample

      Laboratory: Repair Drill

      Laboratory: Submit Scan Lower

      Engine: Align Engine Output Lower

      Engine: Fuel Engines

      Medbay: Accept Diverted Power

      Medbay: Download Data

      Medbay: Fix Wiring

      Medbay: Inspect Sample

      Medbay: Submit Scan

      Navigation: Accept Diverted Power

      Navigation: Chart Course

      Navigation: Download Data

      Navigation: Fix Wiring

      Navigation: Stabilize Steering

      O2: Accept Diverted Power

      O2: Clean O2 Filter

      O2: Download Data

      O2: Empty Garbage

      O2: Fill Canisters

      O2: Fix Wiring

      O2: Monitor Tree

      Office: Download Data

      Office: Fix Wiring

      Office: Scan Boarding Pass

      Office: Swipe Card

      Outside: Fix Weather Node

      Outside: Open Water Ways

      Outside: Record Temperature

      Reactor: Accept Diverted Power

      Reactor: Divert Power

      Reactor: Download Data

      Reactor: Fix Wiring

      Reactor: Start Reactor

      Reactor: Unlock Manifolds

      Shields: Accept Diverted Power

      Shields: Download Data

      Shields: Fix Wiring

      Shields: Prime Shields

      Specimen Room: Start Reactor

      Specimen Room: Unlock Manifolds

      Specimen: Store Samples

      Storage: Empty Garbage

      Storage: Fix Wiring

      Storage: Fuel Engines

      Storage: Water Plants

      Upper Engine: Align Engine Output

      Upper Engine: Fuel Engines

      Weapons: Clear Asteroids

      Weapons: Download Data

      Weapons: Fix Wiring

  4. It didn't even go a full month before the map change threads started. Man it feels good to be right sometimes.

    dr strangelove smoking GIF

    1. AndreyQ

      AndreyQ

      Me when chernarus 😐

      Me when deer isle 🥳

    2. Jackfish

      Jackfish

      We atleast had a couple weeks of fun and it was done waaay too late. If we stuck to Nyheim we never had any people on.

    3. Hofer

      Hofer

      Just like now then @Jackfish, and just like after Nyheim 1.0 and 2.0.

      Nothing ever changes.

    4. CutieSnow

      CutieSnow

      Me when chernarus 😴

      Me when deer isle 🥰

    5. Terra

      Terra

      Ms Pat No GIF by BET Plus

    6. Novagats

      Novagats

      i wasn’t even here for Nyheim 1.0 and most of 2.0 but looking at historical player counts, there was that same exact rise in players followed by the same exact dip. In fact, Nyheim had a more consistently higher player count than Chernarus does now.

    7. Salted

      Salted

      But as long as they're right for a month, right?

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    8. AndreyQ

      AndreyQ

      Why do people hate on DayZ without doing research on its current state?

       

      First of all, the game is IN DEVELOPMENT. People who complain about it being in alpha for a long time (4 years) obviously have no idea about the development cycle of a video game of this caliber. There is about 100 people working on the game and although they did get lazy at one point, they are releasing some new content for the game and actively working on the 0.63 (Beta) update.

       

      The new update features a whole new player controller which will completely change the game and the way we play, a new animation system and is also being ported to a new engine, which is currently being made from the ground up. After beta is released, they are going to focus on the addition of new items, bugfixing and some optimisation.

       

      Secondly, the developers warn you not to buy the game unless you are willing to actively support the development of the game and deal with major issues. Even when there are several warning about the game being full of bugs people still complain.

       

      A lot of the issues have actually been improved or even fixed in the game, such as:

       

      No zombies - The game got a new dynamic zombie spawning system. Zombies spawn whenever a player is nearby. The more players, the more zombies which can result in huge hoards.

       

      No new maps - Although there are no new maps, the current map is being updated. For example, the entire western area of the map has been revamped, adding a new rail system, Tisy military base, a huge new castle and some other changes. The 0.62 update completely changed the look of the game, adding new foliage, tree models, lighting and more. You can see a comparison here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORx8mTlX44c

       

      Low FPS - The 0.61 update brought in some major optimization increasing the framerate for a lot of player, and the 0.62 update increased framerate by 5-15 FPS for most people.

       

      The team is working extremely hard to get the game finished in time, and even though Dean Hall left the team and they receive a shit ton of criticism every day, they won't stop.

    9. Mental

      Mental

      What if dayzrp is just dead? Like actual just dead.

  5. I don't see how we went off-topic when we were discussing how the switch to Chernarus didn't solve anything.
  6. You seem to miss the point BlakehUwU. Maybe you need a Snickers
  7. Now this aged like fine milk didn’t it. What went wrong? Who could’ve seen this coming?
  8. Will miss you in staff, thank you so much for helping me in my first few days as Mod and my entire time as Support. You deserve MVP. ❤️

    1. Novagats

      Novagats

      Are you leaking that devs are making new map updates and mod changes. Along with getting a new mod list set up and all tested and working together. So that come fall there will be a big update in all the work the team has been doing during this low maintenance?

    2. Hofer

      Hofer

      I don't find it understandable at all because it doesn't prevent anything from leaking or keep anything secret. It doesn't stop them from talking to their friends and breaking TOS. All it does is break morale and keep them from working with their friends on other servers unless they quit. I don't think they should have to choose unless their activity is atrocious. 

      Maybe I'm just ahead of my time.

  9. anakin skywalker GIF by Star Wars

    1. Cal

      Cal

      Nervous Laugh GIF

    2. Cor

      Cor

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    3. Mental

      Mental

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    4. dan

      dan

      Werent you an admin like 2 days ago

  10. Insert generic update about staff being bad because I/my friends for smacked for playing stupid games

    1. Bryan

      Bryan

      angry mob GIF by MASTERPIECE | PBS

    2. PublicVoodoo

      PublicVoodoo

      So things haven't changed then 😄

    3. Whitename

      Whitename

      it only takes one warning post-retirement for the resentment to kick in

  11. Hello Administrator Cal

    1. Taryn

      Taryn

      I thought he quit? 🤔🤔🤔

    2. Fae

      Fae

      @Tarynonly person who can remove him is Roland and hes gone for milk and hasnt come back 😞

       

    3. Taryn

      Taryn

      I've seen the milk carton. 

      I'm wondering if we should call the FBI at this point. 

    4. AndreyQ

      AndreyQ

      imagine being held hostage as an admin

    5. Duplessis

      Duplessis

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    6. Empress

      Empress

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  12. I am happy to see that Chernarus single handedly saved DayZRP like everyone claimed and called.

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    1. NozzyRP

      NozzyRP

      Hofer going on his victory lap, i love it 😂

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    2. Inferno

      Inferno

      There's only one thing that can save it now, and that's Staff member @GMAK

    3. JewRP

      JewRP

      only thing that will save dayzRP is returning to ArmA2 Mod

    4. Jackfish

      Jackfish

      We waited too long with the switch. Still had more fun on Chernarus then the shit map we call Nyheim.

    5. Jay

      Jay

      Lowkey both @Hoferand @Jackfishare right. Chernarus didn’t save the community as there genuinely needed to be a culture change mixed with things I know you and @Realizewere working towards from my understanding. And then also Chernarus while up has been immensely more fun I agree the map is too big for our player count but I still have more “fun” on it then I did nyheim. 

    6. Marcc

      Marcc

      i knew we should've picked Takistan.

    7. Kordruga

      Kordruga

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    8. Cal

      Cal

      At least I’m having fun playing again :D

    9. Slaviox

      Slaviox

      This Chernarus was much more fun for those 10 days it lasted.

  13. Happy birthday you Legend 🙂

    1. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Shit.

    2. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      He caught me

    3. GreenySmiley

      GreenySmiley

      Happy Birthday!!! 🎉🎊🍾

    4. Jackfish

      Jackfish

      Happy birthday @Stagsview 😉

    5. NozzyRP

      NozzyRP

      Happy birthday! @Stagsview ❤️😃

    6. Cal

      Cal

      Happy birthday @Stagsview

    7. Fae

      Fae

      Happy Birthday ❤️❤️❤️

       

    8. Stagsview

      Stagsview

      Aw my thank you all xx

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