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Beni

Banned

"Get the fuck off my profile you mess."

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    United Kingdom

Status Updates posted by Beni

  1. Beni

    Beni

     

  2. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Puck

     

    1. Puck

      Puck

      I laughed a little to hard than I should have.

  3. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Oisin

    Is Oisin you're actual first name? I didn't even know that was an actual name. 

    1. Beni

      Beni

      Oh ffs... YOUR*

      Sorry... I've not had a smoke or a coffee yet. 

    2. Oisin

      Oisin

      No Oisin is not my first name :D it's a name I took from a character I made a while ago 

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      His first name is Ocean

  4. Beni

    Beni

    I'm still waiting for some legend to make an all female group like " The Lizzies " from The Warriors. Someone needs to. 

    1. Aiko

      Aiko

      TBH I was thinking about it, and @Terra made one in the past. But getting all the girls to agree on a group can be hard at times.

      Me and @Keira had an idea but that kind of died too.

    2. Beni

      Beni

      I'd honestly love to see something like that. 

    3. Aiko

      Aiko

      Well, correct me if I am wrong Terra, the last all female group was made by Terra and Gina? It was called I THINK the Valkyries. I think it be fun to try out again but, like I said all the grils would have to get along and agree on stuff. An with the amount of girls playing would be hard to get them all together you know.

    4. Puck

      Puck

      Charlies Angles with Rolle.

    5. Terra

      Terra

      Yes @Aiko you are correct. But in the end it was not only girls. We had guys to "protect" us. Was a good run but I, personally, would not do it again. 

    6. Aiko

      Aiko

      NO! NO BOYS ALLOWED LADY! The point of a all girls group is to be ALL GIRLS. Maybe have boys, but they would believe in what the girls were doing. An as Terra said protect them in a way.

      But it would be run by the girls and so on. But I could see issues with having a group with mainly girls.

    7. Puck

      Puck

      It would be fun tbh. But we would probably get fucked with a lot.

    8. Aisling

      Aisling

      Yea @Aiko it was a good idea. Im sad we couldnt get more interest in it to have brought it to light. I still will be interested in it in the future though. Maybe once .63 drops it will be a good time to bring about such a group.

    9. Jamie

      Jamie

      Even if it did happen, Beni isn't alive to see it because of bullshit reasons. Rip my vape lad.

  5. Beni

    Beni

    1.4K beans now... Jeeezh. 

  6. Beni

    Beni

    Three warning points... Huh.

    @Rolle you should add a " Reformed Character Of The Year " On the DayZRP awards. For people who've had points and stuff and then changed. 

    1. Dan

      Dan

      I would sweep that award

    2. Beni

      Beni

      You'd be a running member, that's for sure... Oi

      Was you there when we went on Second Life? 

    3. Dan

      Dan

      I was there but i refused to ever take part. I know what you and hollows did

    4. Beni

      Beni

      @Hollows Do you remember what YOU did?

  7. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Brayces

    I actually have faith in you.

    Don't let me down. 

  8. Beni

    Beni

     

  9. Beni

    Beni

    -Snip-

  10. Beni

    Beni

     

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Of his rap attacks, this one is the best one

       

  11. Beni

    Beni

    I need some help lads... What should I buy? 

    - Far Cry 5
    - State Of Decay 2

    Help. 

    1. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      considering State of Decay 1 is trash 

      FC5

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Nah bro was it fuck.

    3. Shane Is Dead

      Shane Is Dead

      absolutely horrible I thought you would have a higher standard regarding games im upset benji :( 

  12. Beni

    Beni

    -Risky Post-

  13. Beni

    Beni

    When I first got permed... And the first day I met Ryan... Oh man.. Good times.

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  14. Beni

    Beni

    I'm going to be real with you people, I just got engaged...

    Yeah man I thought fuck it why not? It's about time I stopped fucking around with other girls and settle down... I got her a nice ring from the pawn shop, proposed to her in a nice fancy restaurant... All that. Got down on one knee in front of all these people and everyone started clapping and shit... Was mad.

    That same night I lost my ring inside another girl.

    Fuck it... I didn't like it anyway. 

    1. Roland

      Roland

      Dafuk

    2. PalmtreeWhale

      PalmtreeWhale

      url to song ples, 'n otherwise put a beat under that shit

    3. Beni

      Beni

      It's not a song b. 

    4. Puck

      Puck

      @Beni Guess we are even now then since you messed with other batches.

    5. PalmtreeWhale

      PalmtreeWhale

      true, it's hiphop

  15. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Spartan

    Hey buddy, how about next time you let me have - uh that dark lady, what's her name? 

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Castle? >.>

    2. Beni

      Beni

      LADY.

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      Hey you dont know! Maybe Castle is an independent black woman who needs no one besides her shotgun.

    4. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST TEAMKILLED ME!

  16. Beni

    Beni

    Harry I'm having a baby, said Ginnie

    Harry replied, FETUS DELETUS

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Old joke, come Beni. I expected more from you

  17. Beni

    Beni

    My friends getting points... Pfft... Be like me. 

    @Ron
    @Terra

    God... You two are as bad as eachother,

  18. Beni

    • Beni
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    • ItzzNate

    You've got jokes you yano 😂

    1. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      i expect 5 points in the next few hours

      Spoiler

      worth it

       

  19. Beni

    Beni

    It's a shame that all the new boys gettin' into grime don't even know about this...

     

  20. Beni

    • Beni
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    • SpaceCowboy

    HOLY SHIT! SPACE COWBOY! 

    1. SpaceCowboy

      SpaceCowboy

      Yo

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Miss you bro.

    3. SpaceCowboy

      SpaceCowboy

      Miss you too bud

      Being good?

    4. Beni

      Beni

      Got put on final.

      Got taken off final.

    5. SpaceCowboy

      SpaceCowboy

      So same ole shit then huh?

    6. Beni

      Beni

      Pretty much.

    7. SpaceCowboy

      SpaceCowboy

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  21. Beni

    Beni

    I swear if I ever get the chance I will slap their dad back to when Margaret Thatcher was alive.

     

  22. Beni

    Beni

    When someone get's a girlfriend ICLY..

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    1. Ghost Of Pado

      Ghost Of Pado

      Do..... do you want a girlfriend IC?

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Pado, I'm flattered but negative on that one mate. 

    3. Ghost Of Pado

      Ghost Of Pado

      I mean I am here

  23. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Roland

    Hol' tight Rolle. I've seen worse profiles...

    @Aiko

    1. Aiko

      Aiko

      Hello! Me and @BorisRP discussed that Rolles profile is worse than mine!

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Nah... You're lying to yourself(s) there yano. 

  24. Beni

    Beni

    Looked like a sad kids birthday party to me... All the family round but, no one external... Crazy shit. 

  25. Beni

    • Beni
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    • bunny

    I thought you name was Benny then... I was about to go mad. 

    1. bunny

      bunny

      u rly think i would change my name???? Do you know what I had to go through to steal this name?!?!?!?!?

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