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Beni

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Status Updates posted by Beni

  1. When you and the boys roll up to the UN CAMP and initiate on a lone UN Solider but you don't ask him to drop his M4 Nicely 

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    @Grimnir @PatZ @Doc Holiday

    1. PatZ

      PatZ

      SERVICEWEAPON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    2. Grimnir

      Grimnir

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    3. PatZ

      PatZ

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  2. Walking into Cherno and this song come on, on my playlist...

    Initiation's coming in hot boys. 

  3. Ya boys back out here....

    Cheers to all the boys that supported me to get me free from pen still....

    #standwithbeni

    1. Randle

      Randle

      Man like

    2. Shane

      Shane

      0161 Chicken in a wrap

  4. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Rolle

    I can't donate because I have to make a Paypal...


    I gotta wait three days. THREE DAYS ROLLE

    REEEEEEEE

    1. Rolle

      Rolle

      Welcome to 2017. Who doesn't have PayPal?

    2. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Rolle I think you should donate to Beni for how excited he is to donate

  5. Oh well fuck me I didn't know I had to use fucking Paypal to donate...


    Looks like I'll have HOF in 2-3 Days... smh. 

  6. @Boston Basher Yeah leave the chat before I have time to respond to you....

    Nice.... Nice one mate. 

    1. Kyle_Jones

      Kyle_Jones

      You didnt want me to respond anyway by the looks of it so not my problem

       ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Yeah but leaving after you pathetically flame me is just... 

      Jeeezh. 

    3. Macbrine

      Macbrine

      Well hot damn

  7. @Macbrine @Randle He don't want it bro he don't want it lmao

    1. Randle

      Randle

      I don't even know what Macbrine has done lmao

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Bro Macbrine is ready for it lmao 

  8. Beni

    • Beni
    •   
    • Hebee

    1000 Rounds > 2000 Rounds tbh. 

    1. Hebee

      Hebee

      yea

  9. Fuck me I swear every time I go into Cherno fuckin' the streets are dead and then shit happens and the streets swarm...

    1. Lucius

      Lucius

      some towns are just as dead as second life

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Second Life isn't dead mate, it's full of Weebs, SJW's and Feminists... Practically the same thing.

    3. Lucius

      Lucius

      lul

  10. Tbh, mike was a cunt but fucking

    " I had to move the uh table, because it was gettin' real serious and I didn't want anything to happen to the table " 

    Fucking piss funny lmao. 

     

     

  11. Meanwhile in Basic English Skills in college...

     

    1. Randle

      Randle

      Level one functional skills 

    2. Mexi

      Mexi

      Kipper Goes To The Beach.

  12. Some Promotion calculations:

    You get one point every three hours,

    There are 24 hours in one day,

    24 divided by 3 = 8

    There are 7 days in a week

    8 x 7 = 56

    There are 4 weeks in one month

    56 x 4 =  224

    There are 12 months in a year

    224 x 12 = 2688

     

     

    There ya go. 

    1. Suturb The Liquidator

      Suturb The Liquidator

      Not worth putting AIDs in my name.

    2. Beni

      Beni

      It is if you're someone who doesn't want to donate to the community but want's sponsor for a month. 

    3. Suturb The Liquidator

      Suturb The Liquidator

      That's $25 a year, or $2 a month.

    4. Beni

      Beni

      Shit, good point brb. 

  13. Oh god....

    What a meme lmao. 

    1. Kyle_Jones

      Kyle_Jones

      aw...

      dont like my name?

      neither does @Rory tbh

    2. Rory

      Rory

      @Boston he's bashing you.

    3. Kyle_Jones

      Kyle_Jones

      oo shit dont do it

    4. Boston

      Boston

      Put your hands up.

    5. Kyle_Jones

      Kyle_Jones

      die die never comply my guyImage result for you gotta be quicker than that gif

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  14. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Duster

    Happy Birthday you fucking PVPER. 

  15. I knew it'd be you fucking you shitting on the McG fans today lmao. 

    1. evanm23
    2. Beni

      Beni

      Imo tho, Mayweather would get destroyed in MMA circumstances though.  

    3. evanm23

      evanm23

      boxing is much easier than MMA 

  16. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Dewskeet Skeet

    Bro what 

    1. Dewskeet Skeet

      Dewskeet Skeet

      I know man, I know.

    2. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Amazing isn't it? 

  17. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Dewskeet Skeet

    Bro on my life the amount of people that are gonna chat wet about VDV Man now that they've jetted off to Russia is gonna be a madness...

    *Before the archive*

    " Bro I ain't tryna fuck with the VDV on a level "

    *After the archive*

    " Fuck the VDV Bro, they wouldn't step to me still kmt "

    smh... 100% that shits gonna happen. 

    1. Dewskeet Skeet

      Dewskeet Skeet

      Ye I know bro, its sad but true

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Fuck em bro...

      Just roll up on em on ya next char just to piss em off OOC 

      lmao 

  18. 35 Minutes to install sleeping dogs... Not download Install...

    What a madness... 

    1. Koala Kozak

      Koala Kozak

      It's all worth it in the end fam <3

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Yeah man it's a top game 

  19. Beni

    • Beni
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    • Grimnir

    You don't have the signature I made for you, you fucking cuck. 

    1. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      Reeeeeeeeeee

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  20. Fake or not... Weller would fucking smash KSI... Without a doubt.

     

    1. Pep

      Pep

      Beni nooo you too??

    2. Beni

      Beni

      I've never really fucked with KSI ever since he turned into like, what he is now but Weller is still one of the best youtubers in my eyes, and to be honest fake or not Weller VS Ksi is something I'd wanna see 

    3. Pep

      Pep

      I meant, you too with those shitty diss tracks? I thought you were civilized :(

    4. Beni

      Beni

      It's not a diss track Pep, and this is like, a proper diss track

      This was fuckin' hardddddd 

    5. evanm23

      evanm23

      peng stuffs

  21. Just had to delete my status update because I posted the wrong video like a cunt...

    An HOUR?! IT'S QUICKER THAN THE FUCKING FILM? MATE HE FULL ON SPRINTS THROUGH THIS SHIT LIKE IT'S NOTHING, MEANWHILE I'M OUT HERE PLAYING THIS SHIT AND I'M STUCK ON THE THIRD BIT,

    WHAT THE FUCK.

    Nah... an hour, bro I might speed run DayZRP. 

  22. Quote

    If we knew we were gonna get shot anyway , whats wrong with shooting our selves? - @Elliot James

    I'm banging that in my twitter bio... That is the best thing I've read in a report since 

    " My guy has a steel body, nothing hurts me " 

    Fucking good shit mate. 

  23. Black Water?

    I've got a few idea of where you got that name from...

    1. Kitsunicans

      Kitsunicans

      Yeah it's from the actual Black Water :D

    2. Beni

      Beni

      I mean...

      I'd change it tbh, I was in a group called " Coldwater " before the lore wipe and that was well, mercenary as well so like, hm.... 

      I mean, you do you I guess. 

    3. Kitsunicans

      Kitsunicans

      Our characters worked for Blackwater before the infection. So can't really change it

    4. Beni

      Beni

      So I'm guessing your characters have taken over the Black Water Mercenary group? 

    5. Kitsunicans

      Kitsunicans

      Suppose you could say that

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