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Beni

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Status Updates posted by Beni

  1. Beni

     

    1. Popet

      Popet

      I laughed a little to hard than I should have.

  2. Beni

    Is Oisin you're actual first name? I didn't even know that was an actual name. 

    1. Beni

      Beni

      Oh ffs... YOUR*

      Sorry... I've not had a smoke or a coffee yet. 

    2. Oisin

      Oisin

      No Oisin is not my first name :D it's a name I took from a character I made a while ago 

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      His first name is Ocean

  3. I'm still waiting for some legend to make an all female group like " The Lizzies " from The Warriors. Someone needs to. 

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    2. Popet

      Popet

      It would be fun tbh. But we would probably get fucked with a lot.

    3. Aisling

      Aisling

      Yea @Aiko it was a good idea. Im sad we couldnt get more interest in it to have brought it to light. I still will be interested in it in the future though. Maybe once .63 drops it will be a good time to bring about such a group.

    4. Smoke

      Smoke

      Even if it did happen, Beni isn't alive to see it because of bullshit reasons. Rip my vape lad.

  4. 1.4K beans now... Jeeezh. 

  5. Three warning points... Huh.

    @Rolle you should add a " Reformed Character Of The Year " On the DayZRP awards. For people who've had points and stuff and then changed. 

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    2. Beni

      Beni

      You'd be a running member, that's for sure... Oi

      Was you there when we went on Second Life? 

    3. Dan

      Dan

      I was there but i refused to ever take part. I know what you and hollows did

    4. Beni

      Beni

      @Hollows Do you remember what YOU did?

  6. I actually have faith in you.

    Don't let me down. 

  7.  

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Of his rap attacks, this one is the best one

       

  8. I need some help lads... What should I buy? 

    - Far Cry 5
    - State Of Decay 2

    Help. 

    1. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      considering State of Decay 1 is trash 

      FC5

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Nah bro was it fuck.

    3. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      absolutely horrible I thought you would have a higher standard regarding games im upset benji :( 

  9. -Risky Post-

  10. When I first got permed... And the first day I met Ryan... Oh man.. Good times.

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  11. I'm going to be real with you people, I just got engaged...

    Yeah man I thought fuck it why not? It's about time I stopped fucking around with other girls and settle down... I got her a nice ring from the pawn shop, proposed to her in a nice fancy restaurant... All that. Got down on one knee in front of all these people and everyone started clapping and shit... Was mad.

    That same night I lost my ring inside another girl.

    Fuck it... I didn't like it anyway. 

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    2. Beni

      Beni

      It's not a song b. 

    3. Popet

      Popet

      @Beni Guess we are even now then since you messed with other batches.

    4. PalmtreeWhale

      PalmtreeWhale

      true, it's hiphop

  12. Hey buddy, how about next time you let me have - uh that dark lady, what's her name? 

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    2. Beni
    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      Hey you dont know! Maybe Castle is an independent black woman who needs no one besides her shotgun.

    4. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST TEAMKILLED ME!

  13. Harry I'm having a baby, said Ginnie

    Harry replied, FETUS DELETUS

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Old joke, come Beni. I expected more from you

  14. My friends getting points... Pfft... Be like me. 

    @Ron
    @Terra

    God... You two are as bad as eachother,

  15. Beni

    • Beni
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    • ItzzNate

    You've got jokes you yano ?

    1. ItzzNate

      ItzzNate

      i expect 5 points in the next few hours

      Spoiler

      worth it

       

  16. It's a shame that all the new boys gettin' into grime don't even know about this...

     

  17. I swear if I ever get the chance I will slap their dad back to when Margaret Thatcher was alive.

     

  18. When someone get's a girlfriend ICLY..

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    1. Cuteboi39

      Cuteboi39

      Do..... do you want a girlfriend IC?

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Pado, I'm flattered but negative on that one mate. 

    3. Cuteboi39

      Cuteboi39

      I mean I am here

  19. Hol' tight Rolle. I've seen worse profiles...

    @Aiko

    1. Aiko

      Aiko

      Hello! Me and @BorisRP discussed that Rolles profile is worse than mine!

    2. Beni

      Beni

      Nah... You're lying to yourself(s) there yano. 

  20. Looked like a sad kids birthday party to me... All the family round but, no one external... Crazy shit. 

  21. I thought you name was Benny then... I was about to go mad. 

    1. bunny

      bunny

      u rly think i would change my name???? Do you know what I had to go through to steal this name?!?!?!?!?

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