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  1. Aristocrat

    The Cavaliers

    ⊕ ⊕ ⊕ The Cavaliers have always been something of an enigma. On the exterior they present themselves as the perverted realisation of an eccentric nobleman's fantasy. Garbed in scarlet coats and equipped with antiquated rifles, their garish regalia is neither practical nor menacing. Yet beneath this jovial facade lies a pertinacious will to survive. More than that, they flout the morbid conventions of cataclysm with a sangfroid sense of assurity that has become a hallmark of British stoicism. Others might be content to breathe another day but to be a Cavalier is to live, fight and die for the honour of one's Queen & Country. Though they march through fields overgrown with anarchy, their polished boots tread the righteous path of civility. Whether drawn to serve by a patriotic sense of duty or personal loyalty, every member is sworn to uphold the core values of the order; strength, duty, honour. ⊕ ⊕ ⊕ Chapter Ⅰ History of the Manor None, as of yet. Come be our friends. ⊕ ⊕ ⊕ Send the following completed form to @Aristocrat, where you shall be judged harshly. All recruitment will take place IC, being accepted on the forums, doesn't guarantee acceptance in-game. ⊕ ⊕ ⊕
  2. Aristocrat

    Bad RP | Invalid Kill | East Severograd | 1:20

    Server and location: Server 1 - East Severograd Approximate time and date of the incident (SERVER TIME): 13 November 2018 - 1:20 AM (GMT). Your in game name: Edwin Ashford. Names of allies involved: Annabelle Claudette Ashford: @Brayces, Nikolai Hagelund: @Dino, Jordan Nichols: @InnKinn Name of suspect/s: Edan + Allies Friendly/Enemy vehicles involved (if any): Negative. Additional evidence? (video/screenshot): https://1drv.ms/v/s!ApC3nFhBnMN8gS9ZdbPmZhZQY5N3 Detailed description of the events: Edwin Ashford was strolling around Severograd enjoying the weather, when suddenly a strange fellow with no shoes popped out of a building in front of him. After greeting the man, he introduced himself as 'Edan' and inquired whether Ashford had a sewing kit on his person. Edwin, being the kind gentleman that he is, radioed his associate Jordan Nichols and requested that he meet him in town with a sewing kit for his new acquaintance. Whilst they waited, Ashford offered the poor man some footwear for his beleaguered feet. The man refused, explaining that it was his God's will that he not wear shoes, for possessions weighed his 'soles' down and would ruin his connection with the earth. Lord Ashford, always the curious sort, asked for more information about this strange religion. However, Mr Edan refused to produce any further discourse relating to the matter, stating that his Messiah would not allow it. Intrigued, Edwin requested to meet this Messiah, in order to learn about the strange new people that inhabited this land. However, after talking to his religious leader on the radio, Mr Edan explained that his Messiah was in a most foul mood, and was under the impression that Ashford was holding Edan hostage for some peculiar reason. Over the in-game radio, I could hear people with raised voice screaming profanity, whilst Edan tried to dissuade them from raising their weapons against me. At this point, Mr Nichols arrived, along with Ashford's niece Annabelle Claudette Ashford and their good friend Nikolai Hagelund. At the insistence of Ashford, Claudette gave the man her sewing kit and in exchange he offered them his weapon cleaning kit. He then told them that he was taking the kit to his Messiah and that they should make themselves scarce, for he was still under the impression that we had taken Edan hostage, despite Edan having a clear line of communication to the rest of his 'congregation'. It was at this point I heard the phrase, "I'm going to shoot that bastard." over the radio, or something akin to that. Ashford did not want to seem rude, however he was no reckless fool and decided it would be best to put aside proper decorum for now. Departing, the young Lord and his dashing companions wandered up the road for a bit, so that Edwin could talk to them privately about some news he'd heard over the airwaves earlier. After a short while, Claudette announced in her very authentic British accent, that she'd spotted a man wandering around the construction area nearby. Turning, we waited to see if we could spot the elusive shadow and after scanning the horizon for a bit, our vigilance paid off, as we saw Mr Edan walking over the field towards us, clear as day. Waving at him, Ashford walked over, while the skittish Claudette hung back next to Mr Hagelund and Mr Nichols was so nervous his decided to vanish into thin air, as his puppet master's game crashed into oblivion. Alone and undaunted, Lord Ashford approached the man and asked him what more he could do for him. At which point, Mr Eden extended an invitation for them all to come join their congregation. Intrigued by this proposition, Edwin beckoned to Claudette and Mr Hagelund to come over, and give their take on the matter. During this period, the strings attached to Lord Ashford were also severed, as I was rudely disconnected from the server. Upon rejoining I noted that Mr Hagelund had already refused the man's offer on Ashford's behalf. When Edwin inquired as to why, it was explained by Mr Edan that all present were required to take off their shoes in order to be admitted into the cult. Ashford was rather proud of his new riding boots, and was rightly rather reluctant to part with them in the name of some vague Holy Shoe Stealing Light. After some back and forth between Edan and the Englishman, it was decided that no one was to remove their shoes, aside from Claudette, who was apparently keen on the idea. At which point Edan informed us all that, "As a messenger I've been told this is your last chance to take off your shoes, it's non negotiable." Not a particularly superstitious man, Ashford requested that the Messiah show himself and demonstrate why taking off the shoes was so entirely necessary. Following this declaration, shots began to ring out around us and Ashford concluded that he'd best nip behind cover before one of them accidentally struck his dignified personage. Alas, that exact sentiment was the last thought that passed through his mind before his dire prediction came true, and he was struck by the shoeless fiends, dying a few feet from the sanctuary of the wooden fence. OOC Notes: Initiation was not made clear, demands were made but no consequences were given. From an RP perspective, it seemed as though it was tongue and cheek, the suggestion was that they'd be punished by some Divine being, not with concealed rifle fire. Furthermore, it appeared as though Edan was not taking the ordeal seriously, as he could be clearly heard giggling in-between his vague religious sermons. It appears as though this shoeless God was entirely fabricated in order for Edan and his dynamic to have some RP reason to initiate on us, given the lack of any details he could provide ICly. Furthermore, I have reason to believe that all members involved in the shooting were not in a group, and thus do not share kill rights. Additionally, @Brayces character, Claudette Ashford had taken off her shoes as requested, but was still shot at anyway. Following Edwin Ashford's death, @InnKinnwas able to get back in-game but was shot at regardless, even though he had not been part of the initial initiation.
  3. Lord Edwin Ashford was born the second son of an English patrician on the 3rd day of December 1984. From Portland he was whisked away to the Kentish countryside estate where he would spend much of his childhood. Privileged in all but name, he was afforded luxuries few could dream of. Privately educated at a premiere boarding school, he saw little of his parents, his only close family being his elder brother, who became something of a role model to him. Though he looked up to the man, he grew to resent his status and close connection with his father as heir apparent. Frustrated by his neglect and position in life, he held little interest in his studies, save for history, which he absorbed himself in, surrounding himself in past glories. In his mind he longed for yester years, in whence his position meant something, where he could be more than a symbolic vestige of a time forgotten. Though his brother did not share his views nor his opinions, choosing instead to embrace the life of lavish excess, which was so common for boys of his wealth and stature. He held little interest for running the estate which his father, and forefathers had maintained. It was only by threat of disinheritance that he was forced to settle down and raise a family, as befitted an heir of the Ashford estate. Meanwhile Edwin continued his studies, going to Oxford University to study Classical History. Upon graduating, he used his modest wealth to travel the European continent, visiting many sites of antiquity. It was on an ill-fated trip to Chernarussia, that he received the news of his father and brother’s passing in a fatal plane crash. Leaving him with the title, the estate and care of his niece, Annabelle Claudette Ashford.
  4. Zero

    • Zero
    • Aristocrat

    Hey, I remember you.

  5. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    Yours was the first face that I saw
    I think I was blind before I met you
    I don't know where I am, I don't know where I've been
    But I know where I want to go

    And so I'd thought I'd let you know
    That these things take forever, I especially am slow
    But I realized that need you
    And I wondered if I could come home


  6. Aristocrat

    Interview With A Community Member: Brayces

    Wow, that interview had some panache, certainly got my feathers all ruffled. I'm going to give it a solid nine platonic peppers out of ten and a ghostly Ashford thumbs up.
  7. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat


    1. Aristocrat



  8. Aristocrat

    *also wipes dust off an old account*

    Another lost red coat returns to the DayZRP wardrobe. Welcome back ol' boy!
  9. Nihoolious

    • Nihoolious
    • Aristocrat

    quality avatar 

    1. Aristocrat


      Quality fox.

  10. Aristocrat

    • Aristocrat
    • Brayces


    Congratulations! ❤️

    Ban me all night long baby.

    1. Ender


      *Gives Beanz*

      (I ran out of beans so i cant actually do it)

    2. Brayces


      I would if I could but I can't so I won't ❤️

    3. Tony

      Good on ya kiddo

    4. Brayces


      Thank you, Tony! I remember being a wee little Whitename when I first met you. 

    5. Whitename


      did somebody say Whitename?

    6. Ender


      Yeah like 4 days ago. Get with the times Old man ❤️ 

  11. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat


    So if I could I'd wish it all away.
    If I thought tomorrow would take you away.
    You're my peace of mind, my home, my center.
    I'm just trying to hold on,
    One more day.


    I know he's probably talking about his self, his own center, in this song but I dun caareeeee.

    1. Aristocrat



      It's a fragile thing, this life we lead.
      If I think too much I can get overwhelmed by the grace
      By which we live our lives with death over our shoulder

      Want you to know that should I go,
      I always loved you, held you high above, true.
      I study your face, and the fear goes away,
      The fear goes away,
      The fear goes away,
      The fear goes away.


      It's alright, we find our own meaning in songs, I wonder what you'll find in this one.

  12. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    The time to hesitate is through
    No time to wallow in the mire
    Try now we can only lose
    And our love become a funeral pyre

    Spanish getaways in warm nights accompanied with cool breezes sipping cold beers...
    Care to join me?

    1. Aristocrat




      Carry me Caravan take me away
      Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain
      Andalusia with fields full of grain
      I have to see you again and again
      Take me, Spanish Caravan
      Yes, I know you can
      What are we waiting for?


  13. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    Check Steam?

  14. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways
    So in case I'm mistaken, I just wanna hear you say you got me baby
    Are you mine?

    Throw back!  ❤️

    1. Aristocrat


      Let me be your leccy meter
      And I’ll never run out
      Let me be the portable heater
      That you’ll get cold without
      I wanna be your setting lotion
      hold your hair in deep devotion
      At least as deep as the Pacific ocean
      I wanna be yours


      Throwing the throw back right back atcha, catch!


  15. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    If I should call you up, invest a dime
    And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
    Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
    So happy together

    1. Aristocrat



      The time you wait subtracts the joy
      Beheads the angels you destroy
      Angels fight, angels cry
      Angels dance and angels die

      Ya, so good together
      Ah, but so good together
      We could be so good together
      Ya, we could, know we could