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  1. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat


    1. Aristocrat



  2. Aristocrat

    *also wipes dust off an old account*

    Another lost red coat returns to the DayZRP wardrobe. Welcome back ol' boy!
  3. Nihoolious

    • Nihoolious
    • Aristocrat

    quality avatar 

    1. Aristocrat


      Quality fox.

  4. Aristocrat

    • Aristocrat
    • Brayces


    Congratulations! ❤️

    Ban me all night long baby.

    1. Ender


      *Gives Beanz*

      (I ran out of beans so i cant actually do it)

    2. Brayces


      I would if I could but I can't so I won't ❤️

    3. Tony

      Good on ya kiddo

    4. Brayces


      Thank you, Tony! I remember being a wee little Whitename when I first met you. 

    5. Whitename


      did somebody say Whitename?

    6. Ender


      Yeah like 4 days ago. Get with the times Old man ❤️ 

  5. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat


    So if I could I'd wish it all away.
    If I thought tomorrow would take you away.
    You're my peace of mind, my home, my center.
    I'm just trying to hold on,
    One more day.


    I know he's probably talking about his self, his own center, in this song but I dun caareeeee.

    1. Aristocrat



      It's a fragile thing, this life we lead.
      If I think too much I can get overwhelmed by the grace
      By which we live our lives with death over our shoulder

      Want you to know that should I go,
      I always loved you, held you high above, true.
      I study your face, and the fear goes away,
      The fear goes away,
      The fear goes away,
      The fear goes away.


      It's alright, we find our own meaning in songs, I wonder what you'll find in this one.

  6. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    The time to hesitate is through
    No time to wallow in the mire
    Try now we can only lose
    And our love become a funeral pyre

    Spanish getaways in warm nights accompanied with cool breezes sipping cold beers...
    Care to join me?

    1. Aristocrat




      Carry me Caravan take me away
      Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain
      Andalusia with fields full of grain
      I have to see you again and again
      Take me, Spanish Caravan
      Yes, I know you can
      What are we waiting for?


  7. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    Check Steam?

  8. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways
    So in case I'm mistaken, I just wanna hear you say you got me baby
    Are you mine?

    Throw back!  ❤️

    1. Aristocrat


      Let me be your leccy meter
      And I’ll never run out
      Let me be the portable heater
      That you’ll get cold without
      I wanna be your setting lotion
      hold your hair in deep devotion
      At least as deep as the Pacific ocean
      I wanna be yours


      Throwing the throw back right back atcha, catch!


  9. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    If I should call you up, invest a dime
    And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
    Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
    So happy together

    1. Aristocrat



      The time you wait subtracts the joy
      Beheads the angels you destroy
      Angels fight, angels cry
      Angels dance and angels die

      Ya, so good together
      Ah, but so good together
      We could be so good together
      Ya, we could, know we could

  10. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat

    Good job! Congratulations! <3 

    1. Aristocrat


      Thank you, my love. ♥️

  11. Aristocrat


    About to leave ol' blighty to travel to the rebellious colonies. I'm in need of some native advice.

    1. Spartan


      Don't bring tea to Boston, their tea parties have a different meaning than the British tea parties

    2. Harvey


      Listen ere' ol chap, I eerd' ah rumor that them yankies daan know what a bloody biscuit is... They call savoury bread cakes fookin biscuits, and the crazy buggers put fookin creamy gravy on em'!!!

    3. Chewy


      If you order chips they will give you crisps.

    4. Stagsview


      Tap some murican girl m9

    5. Brayces


      Don't bring up the fact you ruled us for a decent while before we decided to fuck off to our own land.

  12. Brayces

    • Brayces
    • Aristocrat



    I know, sometimes I lose the plot and I cause a scene
    What do you dream of on the west coast
    When my head is aching in GMT
    And I don't care why this apartment's so ice cold
    Let London try, it'll never swallow me whole

    I'm shaving with your toothpaste
    And trying to vacuum from the ceiling
    The millisecond that you're away
    I get the loneliest feeling


  13. Aristocrat

    • Aristocrat
    • Brayces


    The Atlantic was born today

    And I'll tell you how

    The clouds above opened up

    And let it out

    I was standing on the surface

    Of a perforated sphere

    When the water

    Filled every hole

    And thousands upon thousands

    Made an ocean

    Making islands where no

    Island should go

    Oh, no


    Most people were overjoyed

    They took to their boats

    I thought it less like a lake

    And more like a moat

    The rhythm of my footsteps

    Crossing flatlands to your door

    Have been silenced forevermore

    The distance is quite simply

    Much too far for me to row

    It seems farther than ever before

    Oh, no


    I need you so much closer

    So come on, come on


    Fuck the Atlantic

  14. Aristocrat


    *Will hobbles up the beaten, stone pathway, the tip of his boot catching on the cracks in its uneven surface as his wounded leg drags woefully behind. Glancing up at the doorway, he raps his walking stick on its wooden surface, shaking free a few loose chips of bright red paint. After an arduous few minutes of waiting, he sets his cane to rest against the wall and turns to lean against the door, eyes scanning the street for signs of activity. No sooner than he was comfortable, than he'd find himself lying sprawled out in the entryway, Lo's face staring down at him with a quizzical expression, a door handle in one hand, a radio in the other.* "For you." *She smirks mirthfully and thrusts the radio into Will's bewildered visage. Holding the familiar nail bitten block of cheap Chernarussian plastic in his hands, he glances at the frequency dial before looking back up into the face of the towering mini-human.* "What are you doing with thi- Who have you been talking t- Urgh." *He grunts, pressing his free palm flat on the ground as he pushes himself up into a vaguely comfortable sitting position.* "It's Roxanne." *Shooting Lo a warning glare, he raises a finger to his lips and depresses the PTT.* "Hello? Roxanne, it's me, Will. If you can hear me, I'll radio you back on that frequency you gave me." *With that, he releases the PTT, making a few careful adjustments to the knob on the side of the device before raising it to his mouth again, preparing to speak.*
  15. Aristocrat

    Whose roleplay did you enjoy today?

    We spent 2 of those 3 minutes running away from refrigerator thieves.