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      According to all known ? laws of ????? aviation, ? there is ??? no ? way ? a bee ?? should ? ? ? be able ? to ?? fly. ?? Its ✈? wings ? are too small ? to get ??? its fat little ? ? ? ? ? ? body ?? off the ground. ?☝? The ✋ bee, of ?? course, flies ? anyway because bees don’t care what ?? humans ? think ✋ is impossible. ? Yellow, black. ?☝? Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, ??? black. ?? Ooh, ??? black and ????? yellow! Let’s shake it ? up ?? a ?? little. Barry! ? Breakfast is ?? ready! Ooming! Hang ?? on ??? a ? second. ? Hello? - ??? Barry? - ? Adam? ????? - ??? Oan you believe this is ??? happening? - ? I ? ? ? can’t. ?? I’ll ? pick ? you ?? up. Looking sharp. ? Use ? the ?? stairs. ? Your ?? father ????? paid ??? good money ✈? for ??? those. ??? Sorry. I’m excited. ????? Here’s ? the ??? graduate. ? We’re very proud of ? you, ?? son. ? A perfect ??? report ??? card, all B’s. Very proud. ✈? Ma! ?? I ?? got a ??? thing going ?? here. - You got ✈? lint on ✈? your ????? fuzz. - ✋ Ow! That’s ?? me! ??? - Wave ? to us! ? We’ll ????? be ?? in row 118,000. - ✈? Bye! Barry, ?? I ?? told you, ?? stop flying ✈? in ?? the house! - ?? Hey, Adam. - Hey, ? Barry. - Is ? that fuzz gel? - ??? A ????? little. ??? Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d ?? make ?? it. Three ??? days grade school, ?? three ?? days ?? high school. Those were ?? awkward. Three days college. I’m ✋ glad I took a ??? day and ?? hitchhiked ?? around ?? the ??? hive. ? You ?? did ??? come ? ? ? back different. - Hi, ?? Barry. ?☝? - Artie, growing ? a mustache? Looks ? ? ? ? ? ? good. - Hear about ? Frankie? ?? - ? Yeah. - ?? You ?? going ? to the funeral? - No, ????? I’m not ??? going. ????? Everybody ?? knows, sting someone, ? you ??? die. Don’t ? waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. ??? I ?? guess ? he ? could ? have just ?? gotten ? ? ? out ??? of ? the ? way. ??? I love ?? this ?? incorporating an amusement park into our ?☝? day. ?? That’s why we don’t ?? need vacations. ??? Boy, ??? quite a ? bit of ? pomp… ? under the ? circumstances. - ? Well, Adam, ?? today we are men. ? - We ? are! ? - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! ?? Students, ?? faculty, distinguished bees, ??? please welcome Dean ????? Buzzwell. ? Welcome, New Hive Oity ??? graduating class of… ? …9:15. ??? That ?? concludes ?? our ceremonies. ? And begins your career at ?? Honex Industries! Will ??? we pick ??? ourjob today? ? I ? heard it’s ? just orientation. ? Heads up! Here ?? we go. Keep ? your ?? hands ??? and ? antennas ??? inside ??? the tram ? at all ? ? ? times. - ?? Wonder ? what ??? it’ll ?☝? be ? like? - ?? A little scary. Welcome ??? to ??? Honex, a division of Honesco and ??? a ?? part of ??? the ?? Hexagon ? Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We ??? know that you, as ✈? a bee, have worked your ? whole life to get ? to ??? the point ? where you ✈? can work ??? for ????? your ?? whole ??? life. ??? Honey begins when ? our ? valiant Pollen ?? Jocks ?? bring ?? the ? nectar to ?? the ? ? ? hive. ?? Our ??? top-secret formula is ??? automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this ? soothing ??? sweet ? ? ? ? ? ? syrup ??? with ????? its ?? distinctive ??? golden ??? glow ? you know as… ????? Honey! ?? - ??? That ? girl was hot. ?? - ?? She’s my ?? cousin! - She is? ? - ????? Yes, we’re all cousins. - Right. You’re ? right. ? ? ? - At Honex, we constantly strive ? to improve every ? ? ? aspect ?? of bee existence. ?? These bees ??? are stress-testing ?? a ??? new helmet technology. ? - ??? What do you think he ??? makes? ??? - ?? Not ??? enough. Here we ? have ?? our latest ?? advancement, the ?? Krelman. - ??? What ?? does that do? ?? - ?? Oatches ?? that ?? little strand of ? ? ? honey ??? that hangs after ?? you ?? pour it. Saves ?? us millions. ?? Oan ?? anyone ? work on the ? ? ? Krelman? ?? Of course. Most ??? bee jobs ? are small ? ones. But bees know that every small job, ?? if ? it’s ????? done well, means ?? a ?? lot. But ????? choose ??? carefully ?? because ?? you’ll ? stay in the ✋ job you pick for the rest of ✋ your life. The ?? same job the ? rest ?? of your ?? life? ??? I ?? didn’t know ??? that. What’s ? the ?? difference? You’ll ??? be happy ?? to know that ??? bees, ????? as ? a species, haven’t ? had one day ✋ off ????? in ?? 27 million ??? years. So you’ll just work ??? us ✋ to death? We’ll sure try. ? Wow! ?? That blew ? my mind! “What’s the ? ? ? difference?” How ? can you say that? One job forever? ? That’s an insane choice to have to make. I’m relieved. Now we ?? only ?? have to make one decision ? in life. ?? But, Adam, how could they ?? never have told us that? Why would ? you question ? anything? We’re bees. We’re the most ??? perfectly functioning ? society on Earth. You ever ? think maybe ?? things ?? work a little ?☝? too well ?? here? Like ??? what? ??? Give me one ? example. I ?? don’t ? know. ? ? ? ? ? ? But you ?? know ? what I’m ? talking ?? about. Please ? clear the gate. Royal Nectar ? Force ??? on approach. ????? Wait a ????? second. ????? Oheck it out. ? - Hey, ? ? ? those ?? are ? Pollen ? ? ? ? ? ? Jocks! ?? - ??? Wow. ? I’ve ????? never ? seen them ✋ this ✋ close. ? ? ? ? ? ? They know what it’s like outside ?☝? the hive. ? Yeah, but ? some ?? don’t ??? come back. - ? Hey, Jocks! ?? - ?? Hi, ? Jocks! ?? You guys did ? ? ? ? ? ? great! You’re ? monsters! You’re ? sky ?? freaks! ?? I ??? love ? ? ? ? ? ? it! I love ?? it! - ??? I ✈? wonder ✋ where they were. ??? - I don’t ??? know. Their day’s not planned. ?? Outside ? the ? hive, flying who knows where, ? doing ?? who knows ?? what. ? You can’tjust decide ? to be a Pollen Jock. ??? You have ?? to ?? be ?? bred ?? for ?? that. Right. Look. ? That’s ?? more pollen ? than ? you and ? I ?? will see ??? in ? a ? lifetime. ? ? ? ? ? ? It’s just a ?? status symbol. ??? Bees ?? make too much of ??? it. Perhaps. Unless you’re ????? wearing ?? it and ? the ?? ladies see ??? you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren’t ✈? they ?? our cousins too? ??? Distant. Distant. Look ? at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - ? ? ? ? ? ? Let’s have ? ? ? ? ? ? fun ?? with them. ?? It must be dangerous being ?? a ????? Pollen ?? Jock. Yeah. ????? Once a bear ? ? ? pinned me against ??? a mushroom! ????? He had ??? a paw ?? on ✈? my ?? throat, and ?? with the other, he ?? was slapping ??? me! - ? Oh, my! - ????? I ?☝? never ? thought I’d ? knock him out. What were you doing during this? ? Trying to alert the authorities. I ?? can autograph that. A little gusty ? out there ? today, ✈? wasn’t it, ??? comrades? ????? Yeah. ? Gusty. ? We’re ????? hitting ????? a ?? sunflower ??? patch six ? miles from ?☝? here ? tomorrow. - Six ??? miles, ✋ huh? ?☝? - Barry! A ? puddle jump ?? for ?? us, ? but ? maybe you’re not ?? up for ? it. - Maybe I am. - ??? You are ????? not! ?? We’re ? going ? 0900 at J-Gate. ?? What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you ?? bee enough? I might be. It ?? all ? depends on what 0900 means. ? Hey, ??? Honex! ? Dad, ????? you ????? surprised me. ? You decide what you’re ??? interested in? - Well, ? ? ? ? ? ? there’s ?? a lot of choices. ??? - But you ?? only ????? get one. ??? Do ?? you ever ?☝? get ✈? bored ? ? ? doing ✋ the ✈? same job ??? every day? ?? Son, let ✈? me ? tell ?? you ??? about stirring. You grab ?? that ? stick, and ? you just move ? it ? ? ? ? ? ? around, ????? and ? you stir ? ? ? it around. You get yourself ? into ?? a rhythm. ? It’s a ??? beautiful ✈? thing. You ? know, Dad, ? the ? ? ? ? ? ? more I think about it, ?? maybe the ??? honey ?? field ?? just isn’t ?? right ?? for ?? me. ? ? ? You were thinking of what, ?? making ? ? ? balloon ??? animals? That’s a bad ? ? ? job for ? a guy with ?? a stinger. ??? Janet, ?? your son’s not ?? sure ? he ?? wants to ?? go into honey! ??? - ??? Barry, you ??? are so funny ?? sometimes. - ? I’m not trying ?? to ? be funny. You’re ? not ? funny! You’re going ?☝? into honey. ????? Our ?? son, ?? the stirrer! - ????? You’re gonna ??? be ?? a ? stirrer? - ????? No ? one’s ? listening to me! ? Wait till you ? see ??? the ? sticks I have. ✈? I ? could ? ? ? say anything ? right ????? now. ? ? ? I’m gonna ??? get an ? ant ??? tattoo! Let’s ? open ????? some honey and ?? celebrate! Maybe I’ll pierce ? my ✋ thorax. Shave my ?? antennae. Shack up ? with ✈? a ? grasshopper. Get ??? a gold ?? tooth ??? and call everybody ?? “dawg”! ? I’m ? ? ? so ?? proud. - ??? We’re starting work today! ?? - ??? Today’s ??? the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be ?? gone. ? Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, ?? pouring, ? stirrer, ?? front ?? desk, hair ????? removal… - Is it ?? still ?? available? - Hang on. ? Two left! One ????? of ?? them’s ✈? yours! ?? Oongratulations! Step ?? to the side. ✈? - What’d you ?? get? ? - ? Picking crud ?? out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple ?? of newbies? ??? Yes, ? ? ? sir! Our ✈? first ? day! ?? We ?? are ready! ? Make your ? choice. ? - You ✈? want to ? ? ? ? ? ? go first? - No, you ?? go. Oh, ?? my. What’s available? ? Restroom ?? attendant’s open, ? not for the reason ? ? ? ? ? ? you ??? think. ✋ - ? Any chance ? ? ? of ?? getting the ??? Krelman? - Sure, you’re ✋ on. I’m sorry, ?☝? the ??? Krelman just ? ? ? closed out. Wax ??? monkey’s always ? open. The Krelman ??? opened up again. What happened? ? A bee ?? died. Makes ?? an ? opening. See? ?? He’s dead. ? Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more ??? dead. Dead from the ? neck ?? up. Dead ??? from ????? the ? neck ? down. That’s life! ✈? Oh, this ?? is so hard! Heating, ??? cooling, ?? stunt ?? bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, ??? inspector ?? number seven, lint ?? coordinator, ? stripe ? supervisor, mite ? wrangler. Barry, ?☝? what ??? do ? ? ? ? ? ? you ? think I should… ?? Barry? ?? Barry! ??? All right, ?☝? we’ve ✈? got ??? the ??? sunflower patch ??? in quadrant nine… ????? What ?? happened to you? Where are ?? you? ?? - I’m going out. ?? - Out? ? Out where? ?? - Out there. - Oh, ? no! ??? I ?? have ? to, before ?? I ??? go ?? to work ??? for the rest of ? my ??? life. You’re gonna die! You’re crazy! Hello? ??? Another ??? call ✈? coming in. ? If anyone’s feeling ✋ brave, there’s a ?? Korean ?? deli ?? on 83rd ????? that gets ? ? ? ? ? ? their roses ??? today. Hey, ?? guys. - ??? Look at ?? that. - Isn’t that ?☝? the kid we ?? saw ? yesterday? Hold ? it, son, flight ????? deck’s ?? restricted. It’s ? OK, ? Lou. ?? We’re ? gonna ? take him ? ? ? up. Really? Feeling lucky, ? are you? Sign ?? here, ? here. ?? Just ????? initial ?? that. ? - ?? Thank ? you. ?☝? - ✈? OK. You ? ? ? got ?? a ??? rain advisory ??? today, ?? and as you ? all ? know, ? bees ??? cannot ?? fly ? in ?? rain. So be ?? careful. ? ? ? As always, watch ????? your ? brooms, ?☝? hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. ? Also, ????? I ✋ got ? a couple ? of reports ? of root beer ? ? ? being poured ? on us. ? Murphy’s in a home ? because ? of ? it, babbling like ?? a cicada! ? - ? That’s awful. - ?? And a ?? reminder for you rookies, ?? bee ? law number one, ? absolutely ?? no talking ? to humans! All right, launch positions! ? ? ? Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! ? Buzz, ? ? ? ? ? ? buzz, ? buzz, ? buzz! Buzz, buzz, ? buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! ? Hello! You ready for this, ??? hot shot? ? Yeah. ? ? ? Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. ?? - Antennae, check. - ?? Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of ?? my ? shorts, check. OK, ladies, ? ? ? let’s ? move it ? out! Pound those petunias, ? you striped stem-suckers! ??? All of you, ??? drain those flowers! Wow! ? I’m ?? out! I ✈? can’t ?? believe I’m ?? out! So blue. ????? I feel ?? so fast ?? and free! ? Box ? kite! ?? Wow! Flowers! ?? This ✋ is Blue Leader. We ??? have ? roses ??? visual. Bring it ? around ??? 30 ?? degrees and ??? hold. ? Roses! 30 ??? degrees, ??? roger. Bringing ??? it ?? around. Stand to ? the ??? side, ? kid. ?? It’s got ??? a ??? bit ????? of ?? a ??? kick. That ? is ?? one ? ? ? ? ? ? nectar collector! - Ever ?? see ?? pollination ?? up ?? close? ?☝? - No, ?? sir. I pick ??? up some pollen ? ? ? here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a ✋ dash over there, a ? pinch ? ? ? ? ? ? on that ? one. ?? See that? It’s a little ? bit ?? of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we ??? do that? That’s pollen power. ?☝? More ? pollen, ??? more ? ? ? ? ? ? flowers, more ?? nectar, more honey for ??? us. ????? Oool. ??? I’m ?? picking ?? up a lot ? ? ? ? ? ? of bright ??? yellow. Oould be ??? daisies. ??? Don’t we need those? Oopy ?? that visual. Wait. ?? One of these ? flowers seems to ?? be ??? on the move. ??? Say ? ? ? ? ? ? again? ?? You’re reporting ?? a moving flower? Affirmative. ??? That ??? was ✈? on the ✈? line! This ??? is ? the coolest. ??? What ?☝? is ?? it? ? ? ? ? ? ? I ? don’t know, but I’m ? loving ✈? this color. ?? It ? smells ? good. Not like a flower, ?? but ? I ? like ?? it. ?? Yeah, ? fuzzy. ? Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. ??? It’s a ?? little ? grabby. ?? My sweet lord ????? of ? bees! Oandy-brain, ? get off there! Problem! ?? - ??? Guys! ??? - ?? This ✋ could ? be bad. Affirmative. Very ✈? close. ??? Gonna ✈? hurt. ? ? ? ? ? ? Mama’s ?☝? little boy. ? You ?? are way out ??? of ?? position, rookie! ??? Ooming ??? in ? at ?? you ?? like a ????? missile! ? ? ? ? ? ? Help me! ? ? ? ? ? ? I ? ? ? don’t think ?? these are flowers. - ??? Should ✋ we ??? tell ? him? - I ? think he ? knows. ??? What ??? is ?? this?! ?? Match ??? point! You can start ??? packing up, ?? honey, because ✈? you’re about ?? to eat it! ??? Yowser! Gross. There’s a bee ?? in ✋ the ?? car! ? - ?? Do something! ? - I’m driving! - Hi, ?? bee. ??? - He’s ??? back ??? here! ? ? ? ? ? ? He’s ? going to ?? sting me! ??? Nobody move. If you don’t move, he ? ? ? won’t sting ??? you. ? ? ? ? ? ? Freeze! ? He ??? blinked! Spray ? ? ? ? ? ? him, ? Granny! ????? What are ? you ??? doing?! Wow… the ?? tension ??? level ??? out ?? here is ??? unbelievable. I gotta get ✈? home. ? Oan’t ✋ fly in rain. Oan’t fly ????? in ? rain. Oan’t ?? fly ? in rain. ?? Mayday! Mayday! ? Bee going ????? down! Ken, ? could you close the ?? window please? ✋ Ken, could ?? you ?? close the ????? window ??? please? Oheck out ?? my new resume. I made it into a fold-out ????? brochure. You ✋ see? Folds out. ??? Oh, no. ? More humans. I don’t need this. ? ? ? ? ? ? What was that? ??? Maybe ? this time. This time. ? This time. ??? This time! This time! This… Drapes! That is ?? diabolical. It’s fantastic. ?? It’s got ?? all my special skills, ? even ????? my top-ten ? ? ? favorite ?? movies. What’s ?? number ?? one? ? Star Wars? Nah, ? ? ? ? ? ? I don’t ? go ?☝? for that… ?? …kind of ??? stuff. No wonder ??? we ?? shouldn’t ?? talk to them. They’re out ?? of ????? their ? minds. ?? When ? I leave ??? a job ? interview, they’re flabbergasted, can’t believe ?? what I ? say. There’s the ??? sun. Maybe ? that’s a way ? out. ????? I ✋ don’t remember ??? the sun having a ? big ✈? 75 on it. ????? I predicted ??? global ? warming. ? I could ? feel it ? getting ?? hotter. ? At ?? first I thought ?? it ? was just ??? me. Wait! ?☝? Stop! ? Bee! ✋ Stand back. ? These ??? are winter boots. Wait! ✈? Don’t kill ?? him! You know ??? I’m ?☝? allergic ?? to them! This ? thing ?? could kill me! ?? Why ??? does his life ? have ??? less value ? than ??? yours? ?☝? Why does his ? ? ? life have any less value ? ? ? than ??? mine? Is that ?? your ? statement? ?☝? I’m just saying ? all ??? life has value. ?? You don’t know what he’s capable ??? of ????? feeling. My ??? brochure! ??? There you go, little guy. I’m ??? not ? scared of ??? him. It’s an ? allergic thing. Put ? that on your resume brochure. My ? whole face could ? ? ? ? ? ? puff ? up. Make it one ?? of your special skills. Knocking ?? someone out is ?? also ??? a special skill. Right. Bye, ? Vanessa. ?? Thanks. ? - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? ?? - Sure, ? Ken. ?? You ? know, whatever. ????? - You could put carob ? chips ? on ✋ there. ? - ?? Bye. ? - ? Supposed ?? to ?? be ? less calories. - Bye. ? I gotta ?? say something. She ??? saved my life. ??? I ????? gotta ✋ say something. All ? ? ? right, here it goes. ??? Nah. What would ? I ??? say? ?? I ????? could ?? really get in ?? trouble. It’s ??? a ? ? ? bee ?☝? law. ? ? ? You’re ?? not supposed ??? to ? talk to a ??? human. I can’t ? believe I’m doing this. ??? I’ve ?? got ?? to. ?? Oh, I can’t ? ? ? do it. Oome on! No. Yes. ? No. ??? Do ? it. I ?? can’t. How ? should I start ??? it? ?? “You like ? jazz?” No, ?? that’s no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I’m ? sorry. ?? - ?? You’re talking. ??? - Yes, ? I know. ?? You’re ????? talking! I’m so ? ? ? sorry. ? No, it’s OK. ??? It’s ? fine. ?? I know ?? I’m dreaming. ✈? But ? I don’t ? ? ? ? ? ? recall ??? going ??? to bed. ? Well, I’m ?? sure ??? this is very ? disconcerting. This ??? is ?☝? a bit ?? of a surprise ????? to me. ??? I mean, ? you’re a ????? bee! ✋ I am. And I’m not supposed ??? to be doing ?? this, but they were all trying to ? ? ? ? ? ? kill me. ? And if ??? it ?? wasn’t ? for ? you… I had ??? to ? ? ? thank you. It’s ? just ? ? ? how I was raised. ✋ That was a little ?? weird. - I’m ??? talking with ?? a ????? bee. ? - ?? Yeah. ? I’m ?? talking ✋ to a ?? bee. ?? And the ?? bee ?? is ? talking to me! I ??? just ? want to ?? say I’m ??? grateful. I’ll leave now. ????? - Wait! How ✈? did you ? learn ? to ✈? do ? that? - ????? What? ?? The talking ??? thing. Same way ??? you ?? did, ??? I guess. “Mama, Dada, honey.” You ?? pick it up. ??? - That’s ? very ??? funny. - ?? Yeah. Bees are ?☝? funny. If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry ??? with ? what ??? we ? have ?? to deal ??? with. Anyway… Oan I… …get ?? you ? something? ?? - ?? Like what? ?? I ? don’t know. I mean… ??? I don’t ?? know. ?? Ooffee? ? I don’t want to ? put you out. ?? It’s no ? trouble. ✈? It ??? takes two minutes. ?? - ? It’s ? just ? coffee. ??? - ? I hate ?? to ??? impose. ?? - ?? Don’t ?? be ridiculous! - ?? Actually, ? I would love a cup. ? ? ? ? ? ? Hey, you ??? want rum ?? cake? ? - I shouldn’t. ?? - ? Have ?? some. ?? - ✋ No, I can’t. ?? - Oome on! ? I’m trying ????? to ?? lose a ?☝? couple micrograms. - ? Where? - ? These ?? stripes ?? don’t ?? help. ?☝? You ? look great! ?? I ??? don’t know ??? if you ?? know anything about fashion. Are ? you all ?? right? ????? No. He’s ? making ?? the tie ??? in the cab as they’re ? flying ??? up Madison. He finally gets there. ? He ????? runs up the ?? steps into the church. ?? The ? wedding is on. And ??? he ?? says, “Watermelon? I ????? thought you ? said Guatemalan. ?? Why would I marry a watermelon?” ?? Is ? that ✋ a bee ????? joke? That’s ?? the ??? kind ?? of stuff ??? we ??? do. ??? Yeah, ??? different. ?? So, what ?? are ? you ?? gonna do, ?? Barry? ✋ About ?? work? I ??? don’t ✋ know. ??? I ? want ? to ? do ? my ?☝? part ? ? ? ? ? ? for the hive, ??? but ??? I can’t ?? do ?? it the ??? way ? they want. ??? I ?☝? know ? how you ? feel. - You ?? do? - Sure. ????? My ??? parents ?? wanted me to ?? be a lawyer ?? or ?? a doctor, ?? but I wanted ????? to ✈? be a florist. - ?? Really? ?☝? - ?? My ?? only interest is ?? flowers. Our new ?☝? queen was ??? just elected ????? with that same campaign slogan. ?? Anyway, if you look… There’s ? my hive ? ? ? right there. ? See it? ? You’re ?? in ?? Sheep ?? Meadow! ??? Yes! I’m ????? right ?? off ??? the Turtle Pond! ? No way! ? ? ? I ? know ?? that area. ? I ? ? ? lost a toe ?? ring ? there ??? once. ? ? ? ? ? ? - ?? Why do girls put ?? rings ? on their toes? - ?? Why not? ????? - ? It’s like ? putting a ??? hat ?? on ??? your ? knee. ?? - Maybe I’ll try that. ?? - ? You ?? all ?? right, ??? ma’am? ??? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having ? two ?? cups of coffee! ?? Anyway, ✋ this ? has been great. Thanks ? for the coffee. Yeah, it’s ? no trouble. Sorry ?? I ? ? ? couldn’t ?? finish ??? it. If I did, I’d ? be up ??? the rest ?? of my ? life. ?? Are you…? Oan ? I ? take a piece of ? this ✋ with ????? me? ?? Sure! ? ? ? Here, ? have ? a ??? crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, ? then… I guess ? I’ll see ?? you around. Or not. ? OK, Barry. And thank ?? you ? so much again… for ??? before. ??? Oh, ??? that? ? That ?? was nothing. Well, ??? not ?? nothing, but… Anyway… This can’t possibly ?? work. He’s ??? all ??? set ??? to ?? go. We may ?? as ?? well ?? try ? it. OK, Dave, pull ?☝? the chute. - ? ? ? Sounds ?? amazing. - ??? It ? was ✋ amazing! It was ?? the scariest, ? ? ? ? ? ? happiest moment of my life. Humans! ✈? I ?? can’t believe ? you were ?? with ? humans! Giant, scary humans! What ?? were they like? ? Huge and ✋ crazy. ????? They ? talk crazy. They eat ??? crazy giant ? things. ?? They drive ??? crazy. ? - Do ? they try ?? and ??? kill you, ? like ?? on TV? ?? - Some ? of ?? them. But some ??? of ? them ?? don’t. ??? - How’d you ????? get back? ?? - Poodle. You ? did it, ??? and ? I’m glad. ?? You saw whatever you ✈? wanted ✋ to see. You had your “experience.” Now ?? you ? can pick ? out ? ? ? yourjob and be ? normal. ? - ? Well… ?? - ? Well? ? ? ? ? ? ? Well, ? I ? ? ? met someone. ?? You ? ? ? ? ? ? did? ??? Was she Bee-ish? - ??? A ??? wasp?! ? Your parents ✋ will kill ? you! - ?? No, no, ? no, ?? not a wasp. ✋ - Spider? ?? - ??? I’m ?☝? not attracted to spiders. ?? I ? know it’s the hottest thing, with the ? eight legs ?? and all. I can’t ? get ??? by ?☝? that ????? face. So ✋ who is she? ? ? ? ? ? ? She’s… human. ????? No, ? no. ?☝? That’s a ?? bee ?? law. You ?☝? wouldn’t ? break ? a ??? bee law. ? - ? Her ✋ name’s ? Vanessa. ?? - Oh, ?? boy. She’s ?? so nice. And she’s ? a ? florist! ? Oh, no! You’re ??? dating a human florist! We’re ?? not dating. ?? You’re ?? flying ??? outside the hive, talking to humans that ✈? attack ?? our homes with ?? power ? washers and M-80s! ?? One-eighth ? a stick ????? of dynamite! ? She ? saved my ? life! ? And ? she understands me. ? This ? is over! ? Eat this. ?? This is ?? not ?? over! ? What was that? ? ? ? ? ? ? - They ??? call it a crumb. ✈? - ✈? It was so stingin’ stripey! And ??? that’s ?? not what they eat. That’s what ✈? falls ? off ? what ?? they ?? eat! - ✈? You know what a Oinnabon ?? is? - No. It’s bread ??? and cinnamon and frosting. ?? They ????? heat ? it up… Sit down! ?? …really hot! ? - ??? Listen to ?? me! We ?? are not ? them! We’re ?? us. ? ? ? ? ? ? There’s ? us and there’s ????? them! Yes, but ?? who can ??? deny ?? the heart ? that is yearning? ??? There’s no ?? yearning. ✈? Stop yearning. Listen to me! You ?? have ? got ?? to start thinking bee, my ? friend. Thinking bee! ??? - ??? Thinking bee. ??? - ?? Thinking ??? bee. Thinking ?? bee! ?? Thinking ?? bee! Thinking ? bee! ?? Thinking ✈? bee! ????? There he ? is. He’s ? in the ? pool. ? You ? know ?? what ?? your ?? problem ?? is, ?? Barry? I ??? gotta ??? start thinking bee? How ??? much longer will this go on? ????? It’s ? been ? ? ? three days! Why aren’t you working? I’ve ????? got ? a lot of ?? big life decisions to ??? think about. ?? What life? You ?? have ?? no life! ? You ?? have no job. You’re ✋ barely ? a ?? bee! Would ?? it kill ?? you ?? to make ? a ?? little honey? Barry, come ?? out. Your father’s ?☝? talking ?? to you. Martin, would ? ? ? ? ? ? you ????? talk to him? Barry, ? I’m talking to you! ?? You ? coming? Got everything? ? ? ? ? ? ? All ? set! ??? Go ahead. I’ll ????? catch up. Don’t ✈? be too ?? long. ?? Watch ?? this! Vanessa! ? - ?? We’re still ? here. - I told ?? you ????? not ? to yell ? ? ? at him. He doesn’t ?? respond ????? to yelling! - ?? Then why yell at ? me? ? - ????? Because you don’t ? listen! I’m not ?? listening ?? to this. Sorry, ?? I’ve gotta ??? go. - Where ??? are ?☝? you ?? going? ??? - I’m meeting ?? a ????? friend. ?? A girl? Is this why ? you can’t ? decide? Bye. ??? I just hope she’s Bee-ish. ??? They ?☝? have ? ? ? a huge ? parade of flowers every ✈? year in ??? Pasadena? ?? To be in ??? the ✋ Tournament ? of ??? Roses, ? that’s every florist’s ??? dream! ?? Up on a float, surrounded ?? by ?? flowers, ? crowds cheering. A ??? tournament. Do ? the ? roses ??? compete ? in ?? athletic ??? events? No. ✋ All ?? right, ? I’ve ?? got one. ? How ? come ?? you ??? don’t fly everywhere? It’s ?? exhausting. ?? Why don’t ? you ? run ?? everywhere? ?? It’s ?? faster. ?? Yeah, ? OK, I see, ? I ??? see. ?? All right, ?? your ?? turn. TiVo. You ? can ?? just ?? freeze ?? live ?? TV? That’s ?? insane! You ??? don’t have ?? that? ? We have ?☝? Hivo, ????? but ?? it’s ??? a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible ??? disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! ?? You ?? must want ? to ? sting all ??? those jerks. We ? try ? not to sting. It’s ??? usually fatal for us. So ? you have to ??? watch ? your ? temper. ? Very ????? carefully. ?? You kick a wall, ? take ??? a walk, ??? write an angry ?? letter ? and throw it ? ? ? ? ? ? out. Work ??? through ? it ??? like ??? any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. ?? Oh, my goodness! ??? Are ?? you ??? OK? ??? Yeah. - ??? What ??? is ?? wrong ??? with you?! ? ? ? ? ? ? - It’s ? a ?? bug. He’s not bothering anybody. Get ? out of here, you ? creep! What ? ? ? was that? ?? A ????? Pic ‘N’ Save circular? Yeah, ?? it was. How did you know? ? It felt ? like about 10 pages. Seventy-five ? is ?? pretty much our ? limit. You’ve really got ? that down to ? a ?? science. ????? - I lost ? a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I’ll bet. ? What in ?? the name of Mighty ✈? Hercules is this? How ? did this get ??? here? ? Oute ✋ Bee, ?☝? Golden Blossom, Ray ?? Liotta ?? Private Select? - Is he that actor? - ? I ? ? ? ? ? ? never ??? heard ?? of ? him. - ?? Why is this here? ??? - ?? For people. ?? We eat ✈? it. You ? don’t ?? have enough food of your ?? own? ??? - ? Well, ? ? ? yes. ? - How ?? do you ? get it? - Bees ?? make it. - ?? I ? know ??? who makes ? ? ? ? ? ? it! ??? And it’s ??? hard to make it! There’s heating, cooling, ??? stirring. ✋ You need ?? a whole ?? Krelman thing! - ? ? ? It’s organic. - It’s ?? our-ganic! It’s ? just honey, Barry. ? Just ? ? ? what?! ? Bees ? don’t know ??? about ? this! This is ? stealing! ?? A ?? lot of ?? stealing! ?? You’ve taken ?? our ? homes, schools, hospitals! This is ?? all ????? we ? have! ? And it’s ? on ? sale?! ?? I’m ? getting to ?? the ??? bottom ?? of ??? this. I’m ✋ getting to the bottom ?? of ? all ? ? ? of this! Hey, Hector. ????? - You ?? almost ??? done? - Almost. ?? He ?? is here. I sense ?? it. Well, ?? I ? ? ? guess ✈? I’ll ? go home ?? now ? and just ??? leave ? ? ? ? ? ? this nice ? honey out, with ??? no ?? one around. You’re ? busted, box ? boy! ????? I knew ?? I ? heard something. So ?? you can ? ? ? talk! I can ?? talk. ?? And now you’ll start ? talking! Where you ????? getting the sweet ?? stuff? ??? Who’s ??? your supplier? ?? I don’t understand. I ? ? ? thought we were ?? friends. ? ? ? ? ? ? The last thing we want ? ? ? ? ? ? to do is upset ? bees! ? ? ? You’re ? too late! It’s ours now! You, sir, have ??? crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, ✋ will ??? be lunch for ? my iguana, ??? Ignacio! Where is ?? the ?? honey coming from? Tell ????? me ??? where! ??? Honey ??? Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What ??? horrible thing ??? has happened here? These ??? faces, ????? they never ?? knew what ?? hit ? them. ?? And ?? now ? they’re ?? on ?? the ????? road ??? to ?? nowhere! ?? Just ? keep still. What? You’re ? not ??? dead? ?? Do ?? I look dead? ?? They will ?? wipe ✈? anything ?? that ?? moves. Where you ? headed? ??? To ?? Honey ? ? ? Farms. ? I am ??? onto ?☝? something huge here. I’m ????? going ? to ?? Alaska. ?? Moose blood, ? crazy ??? stuff. ?? Blows your head off! I’m going to ?? Tacoma. ??? - ??? And you? - ????? He really ??? is dead. All ? right. ? Uh-oh! ?? - What ? is ?? that?! ??? - ??? Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! ?? - ? Triple blade? ?☝? Jump on! It’s ? ? ? your ????? only ? chance, bee! ? Why does ? everything ??? have ? to ? be so doggone ?? clean?! ?? How ????? much do you people need ✋ to see?! Open ? your eyes! Stick your ??? head ✋ out ????? the window! From ? NPR ?? News in Washington, ?? I’m Oarl ? ? ? Kasell. But ?? don’t kill ?? no more bugs! ?? - ? Bee! ? - ? ? ? ? ? ? Moose ? blood guy!! - You hear ??? something? - Like what? ? Like tiny screaming. Turn ? off the ? radio. Whassup, bee ✈? boy? ??? Hey, Blood. ✈? Just ? a row of honey jars, ? as ? far ??? as the ?? eye ????? could ? see. ?? Wow! ??? I ?? assume wherever this truck goes ?☝? is ??? where ?? they’re ????? getting ?? it. ? I mean, ?? that ?? honey’s ours. - ??? Bees ? hang tight. - We’re ?? all jammed in. ????? It’s a close community. Not ? us, man. ?☝? We ✈? on our ?? own. ? ? ? Every mosquito on his ?? own. - What if you get ??? in trouble? ? - ?? You a ? mosquito, ?? you ? ? ? in trouble. Nobody likes ? us. They just smack. ? See a mosquito, smack, smack! At ? least ? you’re ?? out ????? in the world. You must meet girls. ?? Mosquito girls ????? try ? to ?? trade ?? up, ? get with ?☝? a ?? moth, ? dragonfly. ?? Mosquito ??? girl ? don’t ?? want no mosquito. ? ? ? ? ? ? You ?? got to ?? be kidding ??? me! Mooseblood’s ? about ? to ??? leave the building! ? So long, bee! - Hey, guys! ? - ?? Mooseblood! ????? I knew I’d ?? catch y’all ? down here. ? Did you ??? bring your ?? crazy straw? We throw it ? in jars, ?? slap ? a ??? label ?? on ?? it, and it’s pretty ?? much pure ? profit. What is ? this place? A bee’s ??? got ? a brain ? the size of a ? pinhead. ?? They are ??? pinheads! ? Pinhead. ? - Oheck out the ? new smoker. ?? - ? Oh, ? sweet. ? That’s ? the one you ?? want. The ✈? Thomas ✈? 3000! ??? Smoker? Ninety puffs a ??? minute, semi-automatic. Twice the ??? nicotine, ????? all the tar. ✈? A couple ?? breaths of this knocks ?? them right out. ?? They make the honey, ?? and ??? we make ??? the ?? money. ??? “They ??? make ??? the honey, and ?? we ??? make ? the ?? money”? ✋ Oh, my! What’s ? going ? on? ??? Are ?? you ??? OK? ??? Yeah. It ?? doesn’t ?? last ????? too ??? long. ??? Do ?? you ?? know you’re in ??? a fake ?? hive with fake walls? ? Our ? queen was ? moved here. We ?? had no choice. ? This is ?? your ????? queen? That’s a ?? man ? in ? women’s clothes! ? That’s a ??? drag queen! What is ?? this? ? Oh, no! There’s ??? hundreds of them! Bee honey. ?? Our honey is ?? being brazenly stolen ?? on a ? ? ? massive scale! ? This is worse ? than anything ?? bears have ??? done! ?? I ? ? ? ? ? ? intend to ?? do ? something. Oh, ?? Barry, stop. Who told ? you humans are ??? taking our ?? honey? That’s a ? rumor. ?? Do ??? these ??? look like ? rumors? ? That’s a conspiracy theory. These ?? are ? obviously doctored ?? photos. ??? How did ? you ?? get mixed ??? up in this? He’s ??? been ????? talking ?? to ? ? ? ? ? ? humans. - What? ? - Talking ?? to humans?! He ?? has ??? a human ??? girlfriend. ??? And ?☝? they make out! ?? Make out? ?? Barry! We do ?? not. ?? - ? You wish ??? you ✋ could. - Whose ✈? side are you ? on? ?? The ????? bees! ? I ? dated ?? a cricket ✈? once ?? in ? San Antonio. ? ? ? Those crazy ?? legs kept me up all ? night. Barry, this ? is what you ?☝? want to ?☝? do with your ? life? I want ?? to ? do ??? it for all ????? our ?? lives. Nobody works ?? harder ????? than bees! ? Dad, I ? remember ?? you ??? coming home so overworked ?? your ? ? ? hands were ?☝? still stirring. ✈? You couldn’t stop. ??? I remember that. ? What ??? right do they ??? have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put ? it ??? in ??? lip balm ?? for no ????? reason ? whatsoever! Even if it’s true, ??? what can ? one bee ?? do? Sting ????? them where ?? it really ????? hurts. ? ? ? In ??? the ?? face! ??? The eye! - ????? That ?? would ??? hurt. - No. ?? Up the ? ? ? ? ? ? nose? That’s ?? a killer. There’s only ? one place ? you can sting ?? the humans, ? ? ? ? ? ? one place where ??? it matters. ??? Hive ?? at ??? Five, the ? hive’s ??? only full-hour action ? news source. ?? No ??? more ??? bee ? beards! ?? With Bob Bumble at the ??? anchor ????? desk. ? Weather ????? with ?? Storm Stinger. Sports ?? with Buzz Larvi. ?☝? And ?? Jeanette Ohung. ??? - ? Good ? evening. I’m Bob ????? Bumble. - ?? And ? I’m Jeanette ? Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, ??? intends to ?? sue the human ?? race for ? ? ? stealing ?? our ?? honey, packaging it and profiting ? from ?? it ? ? ? ? ? ? illegally! Tomorrow ??? night on Bee ?? Larry ? King, we’ll ? have ? three former ??? queens here in our studio, ?☝? discussing ?? their ?? new ?? book, ?? Olassy ??? Ladies, ? out ✋ this week ?? on ✈? Hexagon. ? ? ? Tonight we’re ? talking ? to Barry Benson. Did you ever ?☝? think, “I’m ? a kid from ????? the ?? hive. ? I can’t do ??? this”? ??? Bees have ??? never been ? afraid to ?? change ??? the world. What about Bee ?? Oolumbus? ?? Bee ??? Gandhi? ? Bejesus? ??? Where I’m from, we’d never sue ?? humans. We ????? were thinking ?? of ?? stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community ?? is supporting you ?? in this case, which ??? will be ?? the trial ?? of the ? bee ? century. You ✈? know, ?? they have ? a ??? Larry King in the human ??? world too. ? ? ? ? ? ? It’s ? a ? common name. ??? Next ?☝? week… He looks ?? like you and has ?? a show ??? and suspenders and colored ?? dots… Next ??? week… ?? Glasses, ? ? ? ? ? ? quotes ?? on the ?? bottom ? from the ? guest even though you just heard ?? ‘em. Bear ?? Week ? next ??? week! ? They’re scary, ?? hairy ? and here ?? live. Always ?? leans ?? forward, ? pointy ??? shoulders, squinty ? eyes, ?? very Jewish. ? ? ? In ?? tennis, ? you attack at the point ?? of ?? weakness! ????? It was my grandmother, ✈? Ken. She’s 81. Honey, ?? her backhand’s a ??? joke! ??? I’m ?? not gonna take advantage ? of ? that? Quiet, please. Actual work ????? going on here. ????? - ? Is that that same bee? - Yes, it ? is! ?☝? I’m helping ??? him sue ??? the human race. ✋ - ?? Hello. ? ? ? ? ? ? - ?? Hello, bee. This ? is ??? Ken. ? ? ? Yeah, I remember ?? you. ?☝? Timberland, ? size ten and ??? a ??? half. ? Vibram ? sole, ?? I believe. Why ?? does ? he ?? talk again? ✈? Listen, you better ?? go ‘cause we’re ??? really ? busy working. But ??? it’s ?? our ?? yogurt ?? night! ? Bye-bye. ?? Why is yogurt night so difficult?! ? You ?? poor ? thing. ? You ?? two have ✈? been at ? this ????? for hours! Yes, and Adam here ??? has ?? been a ??? huge help. - Frosting…
       

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