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Craig

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Status Updates posted by Craig

  1. Craig

    • Craig
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    • Azu

    Stop beaning my posts you young annoying weeb!!!

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  2. Craig

    Craig

     

    1. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      that video was so good

    2. DerrickStorm

      DerrickStorm

      Oh man... 🙂 Thanks for that. My personal favourite during making it was @StagsviewRB fighting and @Roman walking away scene, due to ongoing internal RP.

      ps. Love you guys.

      Not sure if you're familiar with my old shit like Dayz Lore and Stories Trailer and Episode one. Trailer is short (and made on old potatoe PC) and in Episode One I would recommend checking out short intro and outro. Always had problem with content but loved making short intros. Links:

      Lore and Stories trailer (Potatoe PC)

      Lore and Stories Episode 1 (proud of Intro and Outro, rewind if necessary, not sure if the link starts video from beginning. Intro starts at 0, outro at 31:55)

  3. Craig

    Craig

    Just finished watching this interview, it was great. Jordan is just a gift to our humanity.

     

  4. Craig

    Craig

    Who all remembers this?

     

  5. Craig

    Craig

    If you haven't seen the film Paddleton on netlfix, I'd recommend you give it a watch!

  6. Craig

    Craig

    I'm in need of Voodoo magic, to bring back my African Brudda!

  7. Craig

    Craig

    By far the funniest shit that happened on @Roland stream yesterday.

     

  8. Craig

    Craig

    I just turned on signatures for the first time in a long time, some realy interesting signatures on here, some funny ones also. Some make me a signature, use what you know about me or make one up randomly or use my very basic profile to inspire you. Remember to clean your room.

  9. Craig

    Craig

    I'm still alive.

    1. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      Civ?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Yeah, when?

    3. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      Nao

    4. Craig

      Craig

      This would have been easier if we just WhatsApped each other.

  10. Craig

    Craig

    This is how a Scottish person reacts to PUBG, looking back I should have seen some of these guys sooner.

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  11. Craig

    • Craig
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    • groovy patz

    This guy can't roleplay, but happy birthday.

    1. groovy patz

      groovy patz

      ^this guy is a rusky lover, but thank you

  12. Craig

    Craig

    Gang Gang.

    @neom

    1. Craig

      Craig

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      @PatZ

    2. groovy patz

      groovy patz

      Agagaga

    3. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      Good job on screwing up this status update.

    4. Craig

      Craig

      Can't post a status update, but I can fuck your bitch.

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    5. groovy patz

      groovy patz

      Calm down there buffetboy

  13. Craig

    Craig

    Found a picture of the DayZ Test Team.

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  14. Craig

    Craig

    Since @AndreyQ can't post status updates. This is for you my guy!

     

  15. Craig

    Craig

    Just gave 3 fuckboi's the slip trying to rob me for all my new dank gear, me running through the forrest with my mountain backpack.

     

    1. Dew

      Dew

      Cipher cannot reply right now as he has his updates disabled. He has sent me to reply.

      Cipher: We just wanted to roleplay ?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Damn if I knew it was him I would have totally stayed, we do have some IC things to talk about.

       

    3. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      Typical Craig, avoiding RP and fat shaming.

      You should have just robbed them in return.

       

    4. Craig

      Craig

      I felt really unsafe to RolePlay without @RonPVP around to keep me safe.

    5. Ron

      Ron

      I'll be there to hold you , soontm.

  16. Craig

    Craig

    With all the MILF porn I watch, I should have expected this. Thanks DayZRP.

     

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    1. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      May as well have a bit of fun...ya know? 

    2. Harvey

      Harvey

      Yo wtf thats my mum

    3. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      She is hot @Harvey defo nut in her 

    4. N-Tox

      N-Tox

      Delete this

  17. Craig

    Craig

    Is DayZRP really trying to fuck with me here, they know I am playing a Chernarussian trying to rid our lands of filthy foreigners.

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    1. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      Disable ads.

      Unless you want to get matched with Arab or Russian woman ofc.

    2. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      Link me the porn your watching man...seems good.

    3. Abdelm4lik

      Abdelm4lik

      hahahahahahahhahaha XD

  18. Craig

    Craig

    DayZRP knows me to well.

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  19. Craig

    Craig

    If anyone is looking for "proper hostile hostage situations"  HMU my dudes.

    1. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      Shoot me in the leg if you're looking for PHHS

  20. Craig

    Craig

    I'm thinking of making a group thread, I have everything I need thread wise except for graphics. So if you're able to and willing to spend some of your time helping out with graphics PM me. Also if anyone is interested in joining a group, a really fucked up group at that, then HMU.

    Cheers.

    1. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      What kind of group?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Well I have two groups wrote up, a very nice hippie group and the complete opposite. So the one I am interested in putting up is one full of evil, malicious degenerates with a twist.

  21. Craig

    Craig

    @Spartan The greatest strikes again.

    1. Unknown Entity

      Unknown Entity

      19000 kills. Nice.

      also: "You faggot" - "WHAT?". I loled

    2. Crim

      Crim

      I nearly choked listening to his winning reaction lol that was so funny :D

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      -"SHOOT HIM!"
      -"That's not a player!"
      -"Oh it is!"

      xD

  22. Craig

    • Craig
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    • Spartan

    "What do you mean it's not Scottish? Well if it's not Scottish, it's crap!"

  23. Craig

    Craig

    Best sniper in the game. @Spartan

  24. Craig

    Craig

    Someone needs help, you help them. Not make sick ass jokes. And to think they got off basically scot-free with that shit. @Spartan I know we're friends but come on. I'd take a fucking flamethrower to this shit. Shame on all of you. Un-atheletic pigeon toed chubby cheek low life losers. 

     

     

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      What are you talking about?

    2. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Chill

    3. Craig

      Craig

      I'm chill but making jokes and encouraging suicide aint fucking chill.

    4. Oy

      Oy

      Some people on this forum are despicable human beings. 

  25. Craig

    Craig

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      I have no idea who that is

      but goodjob :D 

    2. Craig

      Craig

      It just means that I am officially the best, like Ive been saying.

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