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Craig

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Status Updates posted by Craig

  1. Craig

    Craig

    I just turned on signatures for the first time in a long time, some realy interesting signatures on here, some funny ones also. Some make me a signature, use what you know about me or make one up randomly or use my very basic profile to inspire you. Remember to clean your room.

  2. Craig

    Craig

    I'm still alive.

    1. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      Civ?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Yeah, when?

    3. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      Nao

    4. Craig

      Craig

      This would have been easier if we just WhatsApped each other.

  3. Craig

    Craig

    This is how a Scottish person reacts to PUBG, looking back I should have seen some of these guys sooner.

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  4. Craig

    • Craig
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    • PatZ

    This guy can't roleplay, but happy birthday.

    1. PatZ

      PatZ

      ^this guy is a rusky lover, but thank you

  5. Craig

    Craig

    Gang Gang.

    @neom

    1. Craig

      Craig

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      @PatZ

    2. PatZ

      PatZ

      Agagaga

    3. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      Good job on screwing up this status update.

    4. Craig

      Craig

      Can't post a status update, but I can fuck your bitch.

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    5. PatZ

      PatZ

      Calm down there buffetboy

  6. Craig

    Craig

    Found a picture of the DayZ Test Team.

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  7. Craig

    Craig

    Since @AndreyQ can't post status updates. This is for you my guy!

     

  8. Craig

    Craig

    Just gave 3 fuckboi's the slip trying to rob me for all my new dank gear, me running through the forrest with my mountain backpack.

     

    1. Dew

      Dew

      Cipher cannot reply right now as he has his updates disabled. He has sent me to reply.

      Cipher: We just wanted to roleplay ?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Damn if I knew it was him I would have totally stayed, we do have some IC things to talk about.

       

    3. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      Typical Craig, avoiding RP and fat shaming.

      You should have just robbed them in return.

       

    4. Craig

      Craig

      I felt really unsafe to RolePlay without @RonPVP around to keep me safe.

    5. Ron

      Ron

      I'll be there to hold you , soontm.

  9. Craig

    Craig

    With all the MILF porn I watch, I should have expected this. Thanks DayZRP.

     

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    1. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      May as well have a bit of fun...ya know? 

    2. Harvey

      Harvey

      Yo wtf thats my mum

    3. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      She is hot @Harvey defo nut in her 

    4. N-Tox

      N-Tox

      Delete this

  10. Craig

    Craig

    Is DayZRP really trying to fuck with me here, they know I am playing a Chernarussian trying to rid our lands of filthy foreigners.

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    1. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      Disable ads.

      Unless you want to get matched with Arab or Russian woman ofc.

    2. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      Link me the porn your watching man...seems good.

    3. Abdelm4lik

      Abdelm4lik

      hahahahahahahhahaha XD

  11. Craig

    Craig

    DayZRP knows me to well.

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  12. Craig

    Craig

    If anyone is looking for "proper hostile hostage situations"  HMU my dudes.

    1. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      Shoot me in the leg if you're looking for PHHS

  13. Craig

    Craig

    I'm thinking of making a group thread, I have everything I need thread wise except for graphics. So if you're able to and willing to spend some of your time helping out with graphics PM me. Also if anyone is interested in joining a group, a really fucked up group at that, then HMU.

    Cheers.

    1. Grimnir

      Grimnir

      What kind of group?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Well I have two groups wrote up, a very nice hippie group and the complete opposite. So the one I am interested in putting up is one full of evil, malicious degenerates with a twist.

  14. Craig

    Craig

    @Spartan The greatest strikes again.

    1. uSxRB

      uSxRB

      19000 kills. Nice.

      also: "You faggot" - "WHAT?". I loled

    2. Crim

      Crim

      I nearly choked listening to his winning reaction lol that was so funny :D

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      -"SHOOT HIM!"
      -"That's not a player!"
      -"Oh it is!"

      xD

  15. Craig

    • Craig
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    • Spartan

    "What do you mean it's not Scottish? Well if it's not Scottish, it's crap!"

  16. Craig

    Craig

    Best sniper in the game. @Spartan

  17. Craig

    Craig

    Someone needs help, you help them. Not make sick ass jokes. And to think they got off basically scot-free with that shit. @Spartan I know we're friends but come on. I'd take a fucking flamethrower to this shit. Shame on all of you. Un-atheletic pigeon toed chubby cheek low life losers. 

     

     

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      What are you talking about?

    2. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Chill

    3. Craig

      Craig

      I'm chill but making jokes and encouraging suicide aint fucking chill.

    4. Bobandy

      Bobandy

      Some people on this forum are despicable human beings. 

  18. Craig

    Craig

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      I have no idea who that is

      but goodjob :D 

    2. Craig

      Craig

      It just means that I am officially the best, like Ive been saying.

  19. Craig

    Craig

    @Spartan Classic me, prepare for bleeding ears.

     

     

     

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      jesus christ. You need some meds

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Or more?

    3. Spartan

      Spartan

      yes

  20. Craig

    Craig

    @Spartan

     

    Don't listen with head phones. You know how I get!!! First minute!!!

    1. Crim

      Crim

      You're welcome

    2. Spartan

      Spartan

      I love the fog, makes it spooky

  21. Craig

    Craig

    @Razareth @Spartan

    The world is my oyster, don't matter who you are, Latino, Pretty north Korean girl enjoying communism or now these lovely ladies.

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    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Dude, you keep switching ethnicity every week. What happened to that pretty Commi? 

    2. Craig

      Craig

      If only she liked me as much as she likes Communism. We'd be married by now!

  22. Craig

    Craig

    Finally back from Croatia. What a beautyful place!

    1. Spartan

      Spartan

      Did you see there @Majoo?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      I dunno, could have without knowing it. But I tell you what, the woman are gorgeous. Definetly moving to Europe.

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Beautyful?

      HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED BRUCE ALMIGHTY!!

    4. Craig

      Craig

      I have.  I just realised what I have done.

    5. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      smfh

    6. Craig

      Craig

      *Dabs*

  23. Craig

    Craig

    @Spartan @Razareth

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    They know, it has begun...

    1. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      that's the least Latin woman ive ever seen.

      The maker of this advertisement obviously prefers Caucasians. since, ya know he describes this woman who is more Caucasian than Latina as the most beautiful....

       

      Give me a real Latina of STFU Advertisers.

    2. Spartan

      Spartan

      Better not cheat on Caveira!

    3. Craig

      Craig

      I'm looking for a look-a-like!

    4. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      why delete Lankins reply....

      never mind just took over a minute to appear.

      I need a Columbiana, anyone know any?

    5. Craig

      Craig

      I deleted it as someone posted as I posted lol. Anyway back on topic, any latinas DTF?

       

    6. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

      Hahaha we have none on this site.

      oh shit your british...you don't even know bruv, ya don't even know...

    7. Craig

      Craig

      Killing my vibe sweet joe. Where they at doe?

    8. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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      dayum the booty, and hard to find non-oversexed pics.

    9. Craig

      Craig

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  24. Craig

    Craig

    @Razareth

     

    I think someone might be on to me. 

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    1. Dr Willsky

      Dr Willsky

      So you're into little boys?

    2. Craig

      Craig

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  25. Craig

    Craig

    Those logs will look fun right now. Thanks for the fight lads.

    1. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Did we miss another firefight?

    2. Craig

      Craig

      Aye. Was really fun. My first kills/firefight on DayZRP.

       

    3. Razareth

      Razareth

      Oh yeah.

      My heart is pumping right now.

      Was so intense.

      Glad to be your spotter ;).

    4. Craig

      Craig

      Spotter turned rambo spraying them down.

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