"Old Lev picks up radio, flicks that button on the side; and begins transmitting*
"Yeah sick, yet another useless broadcast regarding the Northern Alliance, yeah I was apart of the original one. It was nice, for abit, Then things started going down real fast and it all ended. Nowadays, kids are picking up the burnt sticks of the North and trying to sticky tape it back together. Now, want a piece of advice. Fuck the alliance of the North, its been done. Its stale. If your gonna get a alliance going, try somewhere it hasn't been done before. Perhaps a alliance of the East. Ohhh wowe that would be nice".
"So yeah, to some things up. Fuck the alliance in the North, that can go left, right and goodnight. That's my advice, free of charge".
*Lev releases the radio, pegs it at the wall in front. Realizing he's just smashed the thing to pieces, now needing a new one*