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Phoenix

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Status Updates posted by Phoenix

  1. Favorite from Hollywood's Bleeding ❤️ 

     

  2. Don't understand why people use a bunch of new generation slang in their insults ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I mean good on ya for trying to insult me but I have no idea what you're actually trying to say to me

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    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      da ting goes SKRRRR pop pop Brrrraaah, you clownin *sneezing emoji* on mah fleek *cowboy emoji* fuh yuh, huh side step 

      sweat bruh, nah nah, up

      yeet on uckers, dab dab

      *clown emoji x 4* 

      Did I do it? 

      Yeah, I don't get it either. It's like when little kids run up and say a word they think is funny and then giggle like mad and run off. You end up sitting there like, "damn kid, are you alright? Do I need to find a doctor? Or are you just happy you found a sweet stick out in the yard and wanna show me but cannot express yourself in fully formed words or phrases so you run up, yell some gibberish and then giggle and run back?" 

      Sometimes, I wonder! Like, it's interesting to see on places such as Twitter(mostly for me) or social media where someone will say something really off the wall out there in a reply then laugh as if they have some sort of upper hand when no one knows wtf they were talking about to start with. I love when people reply all, "wut?" and they just spam emojis like some sort of desperate Morse code it's like, "Oh no. It's not well in the head. Let's just leave it be." I think people forget not everyone follows the same media/content so songs that use slang or meme's with words that are made up in them do not translate over at all unless the other party is also into the same stuff. Which, granted, they typically aren't. 

       

    2. Rover

      Rover

      Leaves me feeling like the below most of the time. I'm not sure an insult works if only you know you insulted the person.

       

      finding nemo GIF

    3. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      @Brayces I just say "BITCH IM FROM 95. WE DIDNT HAVE INTERNET. INTERNET LITERALLY WASNT A FUCKING THING"

    4. Brayces

      Brayces

      I feel ya, I'm just too tired and too poor. Both of these things figure into not understanding, I'm sure. 

    5. OldSchool

      OldSchool

      Being in my 40's, I like relate SO HARD gurl.

      🤧🤡🐒

      I'm cool right?

    6. Azu

      Azu

      i feel so attacked

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    1. Fae

      Fae

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      YEET

  4. what's yall's favorite tune on Hollywood's Bleeding?

    1. MouseWB

      MouseWB

      Take what you want.

    2. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      same, love that god damn song so much.

    3. MouseWB

      MouseWB

      That one and the one with DaBaby

    4. GunRunnee02

      GunRunnee02

      Take what you want, Hollywood's bleeding and Saint Tropez

    5. DallasRP

      DallasRP

      All of em, don’t @ me

    6. Watchman

      Watchman

      What my boy Dallas said

    7. Aisling

      Aisling

      Enemies!

  5. Phoenix

    • Phoenix
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    • APositiveElmo

    Damn, killem 😄 

  6. "Hollywood's bleeding, vampires feeding, darkness turns to dust
    Everyone's gone but no one's leaving, nobody left but us
    Tryna chase a feeling but we never feel it, riding on our last train home
    Dying in our sleep, we're living out a dream, we only make it out alone"

    1. GunRunnee02

      GunRunnee02

      Hollywood's bleeding is such a great song!!!!!!

  7. Deer Isle really blew up wow 🙂 

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    1. Oy

      Oy

      It's so good tho. Shut down S1, force people to try it out

    2. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      I honestly don't like the new map. Its too empty.

    3. Oy

      Oy

      I'm not sure if I like the map, or if I just like being anywhere other than Chernarus tbh. But I'm enjoying the experience.

    4. Malet

      Malet

      I like the island vibe and the high amount of infected. Less loot now and it would actually feel like a survival game 😄

    5. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      Oy

      It's so good tho. Shut down S1, force people to try it out

       Phoenix

      I honestly don't like the new map. Its too empty.

      Oy

      I'm not sure if I like the map, or if I just like being anywhere other than Chernarus tbh. But I'm enjoying the experience.

       

      Lol my mans opinion just changed as soon as the admin said she doesn't like it hahahahhahahahha

    6. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Man deer isle is the shit, only people who kick puppies don't like it

    7. Oy

      Oy

      @JackZRP Admin? Are you color blind? If an admin had told me, I would have declared my hatred through a 5 page paper, with source citations.

    8. Oy

      Oy

      I haven't explored enough of the island yet, though. I know parts of it aren't finished, so I can understand the disdain. But I've been itching for a new map for ages now

    9. Rover

      Rover

      The southern side and eastern side seem fully fleshed out and well developed, its far more 'populated' with structures and buildings then Chernarus, although there are glaring flaws (Like the cliff-road, I know).

      The northern area of the map is pretty damn barren and disappointing. However the Swamp area and the military base up there are top notch, but getting to them is literally walking through 5 minutes of open field without so much as grass.

    10. Dan

      Dan

      Should have been based in the US

    11. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      @Oy Admin/GM same thing staff member it was a generalisation 

      chronicle of white knight

    12. Tonkatsu

      Tonkatsu

      @JackZRP bit harsh there lad lmao

  8. FUCK YEAH POSTY

     

    1. Eagle

      Eagle

      Yassss

    2. GunRunnee02

      GunRunnee02

      Amazing playlist!!

  9. @Watchman happy af clearly! 😂😂😂

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    1. Watchman

      Watchman

      Amusement 404

    2. Daisy

      Daisy

      @Watchman Why do those filters always make you look like a woman?

    3. Strawberry

      Strawberry

      I must agree with, Daisy. Mr.Hunk.

    4. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      @Daisy That's bc he's clearly actually a woman

    5. Watchman

      Watchman

      Because I'm gay.. sorry 

  10. @Watchman & @ToeZies havin a good night together 😊😊

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    1. Finn

      Finn

      Wholesome content

    2. MajooRB

      MajooRB

      Do I see matching bracelets? @ToeZiesboi

    3. Watchman

      Watchman

      Yes

    4. ToeZies

      ToeZies

      Excuse the dead eyes, it's because i'm dead inside ❤️ 

    5. Watchman

      Watchman

      Drop dead gorgeous @ToeZies

    6. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      most wholesome thing seeing these 2 hug the first time they saw eachother at kings cross ❤😣

  11. In London with @Watchman @ToeZies @Voodoo

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    1. Oy

      Oy

      @ToeZies is a nerd

      looking fly tho ngl

    2. Hofer

      Hofer

      Why are you wearing pink @Voodoo?

    3. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      Which one’s which?

    4. Ducky

      Ducky

      @ToeZies how can you have the same smile in all the pictures

       

      HOW?

    5. RiZStream

      RiZStream

      Jealous

    6. Aisling

      Aisling

      Awww I hope you all have fun!!

    7. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      having a blast ❤ some really strong friendships that I'll cherish for the rest o my life 🙂

    8. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      @Inferno453 Im in Pink tee, watchman is in denim jacket, toez is in beige hoodie and Voodoo is blue tee 👍

  12. Water Pancake

     

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    1. Fae

      Fae

      SEA PANCAKE
      OCEAN FLAP FLAP
      PRECIOUS BABY

    2. DallasRP

      DallasRP

      Steve Irwin, too soon.

  13. Why it's difficult to be a crocodile:

    Spoiler

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    1. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      what the fuck? 😂

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Some of those are class lmao

    3. Peril

      Peril

      As a native Floridian, I can confirm. 

  14. UK is so doomed after today. Holy shit. 

    1. Inferno453
    2. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      its hard to explain but basically our pm the fuckin Donald trump wannabe has asked the queen to shut down parliament so he can go do his no deal Brexit that neither the country nor the parliament want. so the queen says yes lmao....

    3. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      big ass rip

    4. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Time to lube up, prepare for the anal and hope our combined asses don't tear.

    5. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      Up the brexit up the bojo lets have it fuck the EU

       

      People voted for Brexit no deal or deal doesn't matter Parliament stopped it once they aren't again hahahahha Boris really making power moves out here

  15. 4 year old me vs 24 year old me is kind of an embarrassing difference. fuckin hell why am I so small...

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    1. Peril

      Peril

      tiny hands no GIF by Debby Ryan

  16. The fuck I thought he was on 10m last time I checked lol when did this happen?

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    1. Fae

      Fae

      Ironic that his name has "die" in it because he just wont

    2. Eagle

      Eagle

      Sub to pewdiepie happened.

  17. Planning "Phoenix's forced retirement from staff party" after getting @Roland kicked out of a 4h WoW queue on accident.

    Who's coming?

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    Spoiler

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    1. Voodoo

      Voodoo

       

    2. Randy

      Randy

      o7 Don't mess with WoW

       

    3. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      LOOK. I DIDNT KNOW OK?

    4. Roman

      Roman

      WoW is shit anyway.

    5. Derek Steel

      Derek Steel

      good bye GIF

    6. Eagle

      Eagle

      Good job keep it up.

    7. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      Will there be cake?

    8. Fae

      Fae

      captain america ok GIF

  18. When someone comes to you because they've been called names ingame and you have to tell them that being called names in character is not harassment, so they threaten to leave the community 😄@Peril

    1. Princess Pado

      Princess Pado

      😞 is voodoo okay?

      I didnt mean to say such damaging things about his weird knees 

    2. Phoenix
    3. Princess Pado

      Princess Pado

      oh voodoo isnt the guy who...

      nevermind

      dont look at his knees

    4. Fae

      Fae

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    5. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      @Princess Aurora I just went and looked at his knees they look like normal knees to me. Bit hairy. Am I supposed to see something out of the ordinary?

    6. Voodoo

      Voodoo

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    7. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      I can imagine you just walking up to him and without a word looking at his knees and leaving the room. 😂

    8. Phoenix

      Phoenix

      Yeah, that's kind of what happened

    9. Fae

      Fae

      I once dated someone with bees tattooed on his knees so unless hes at that level of strange then 🤷‍♀️

    10. Inferno453
    11. Fae

      Fae

      he had the bees knees @Inferno453

    12. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      oh god....

    13. Peril

      Peril

      confused chrissy teigen GIF

  19. Wat..

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    1. Inferno453

      Inferno453

      A m E r I c A   i S    t H e    B e S t    C o U n T r Y

  20. Whiteknights on DayZRP:

     

    1. Voodoo

      Voodoo

      No this is whiteknights 

       

    2. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      white knights are literally everyone lol mostly every bloke here whiteknights any woman when they get the chance

      but white knighting is different to juicing

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