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Wild Squirtle

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About Wild Squirtle

  • Birthday 09/11/91
  1. Clyde Blackwood - The beginning

    Damn. Well hey, can't choose the name you were born with. Right? This is going to be very awkward.
  2. Squirtle Here!

  3. Clyde 'The Squirtle' Blackwood wasn't much of a law abiding citizen before patient zero. At the age of 11 I was already in a juvenile delinquent facility for armed robbery. After that, I was in and out of juvenile detention centers and eventually prison until the age of 21. That's when I met the love of my life. I had just gotten out of prison and I was feeling lost in life. I wanted to try something different, something positive. I wanted to change my life, but first, I had to rob somebody. I had nowhere to stay and not a penny in my pocket. I was starving. I saw a bald man maybe in his 50's walking across the street from me with some groceries. I didn't have a weapon on me but I thought I could bluff it since that worked most of the time. I sneak up behind him with my hand in my sweater pocket pretending I had a gun and yelled at him to give me all of his money. He turns around and before I could even blink, he knocked me out with one swift punch. What in the fuck did I just get myself into. I woke up to the sound of steak sizzling on a hot cast iron pan and the voice of a man arguing with a younger woman...They were arguing about me. She didn't want me there. I look around to find that I'm in a very, VERY nice living room. I was confused. Am I dreaming? Am I going to wake up in prison? The young woman who was arguing with him walked out of the kitchen and saw that I was awake. She rolled her eyes and shouted "He's up, hero" and stormed off to her room. He walked in, wiping his hands with a small white towel and a huge grin on his face. "So you think you can rob people by just pushing your finger against your pocket and hope they think its a gun?" I was embarrassed and scared. Is he going to call the police? "I'm sorry" I replied in shame "I'm just really hungry. I have no money and nowhere to go." "What about your parents?" he asked. I told him that they both died when I was 16. Both were drug addicts. Both overdosed. "What's your name, anyway?" He asked me. "Clyde. Clyde Blackwood, and you?" I replied. He laughed and said "Clyde The Squirtle Blackwood more like it. You're better off trying to rob people with a super soaker you moron. My name is Joseph Dalton, Ex Marine and current police sergeant. Nice to officially meet you dumb ass. Dinner is ready, let's eat." I let out a deep sigh...."Fuck"
  4. Squirtle Here!

    Thanks! Thank you sir!
  5. Squirtle Here!

    Hey Hey! Thank you very much. I like your name too.
  6. Squirtle Here!

    Read the lore and the rules before I registered Thanks for the welcome! Very excited.
  7. Squirtle Here!

    I am very excited to see where things go with this server. I have never done RP before in video games but I feel like I'd be fairly good at it. I'm excited to be here and pumped to see how this all plays out. A little more information about me! I am 23 years old and living in Chicago. I enjoy art, hookah & vaping, movies, reddit, and obviously video games. I plan on creating some quality Moon inspired videos once I settle into my new computer. I also stream on twitch but this post isn't about that and I refuse to be one of those guys who advertises his twitch channel in every post. My main goal in playing DayZ is to have a good time and produce some Youtube videos that entertain other DayZ players later down the road! I can't wait to hit 100 posts. I already have my signature ready