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When Little Timmy surfed a site
And gaily picked a thread,
He laughed aloud with deep delight
At every word he read.
He skimmed a hundred happy tales
Of misbegotten youth -
Of fond affairs and funny fails,
And other twists of truth!
So Timmy shared a story too,
Then settled back and sighed.
But somehow someone somewhere knew.
And Timmy fucking died.