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APositivePara

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Mr. Excuse
Cerna Liska Last Team Standing

"*Drops weapons in Chernarussian*"

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Status Updates posted by APositivePara

  1. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    I swear to god Heroic Chapter 5 of Dalaran Heist is impossible...

    1. Fae

      Fae

      Maybe you should get good

  2. APositivePara

    • APositivePara
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    • Terra

    I wish i could bean that feedback

    1. Terra

      Terra

      Everyone jump to the rescue! 🤣

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    2. DrMax

      DrMax

      I wish I could get feedback off Terra. 

  3. APositivePara

    APositivePara

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    It's consuming me again

    1. Mr. Blue

      Mr. Blue

      I can relate, that game is so good

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

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      200-300 man server

  4. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Dobry Den

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Na shledanou.

    2. Fae

      Fae

      Hewwo

    3. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Dobry odpoledne

    4. Malet

      Malet

      Ahoj

  5. APositivePara

    • APositivePara
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    • Fae

    What memery is this...

    1. Fae

      Fae

      You're a meme

  6. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Anybody ever experienced this shit: 
    https://gyazo.com/5056d078783b1db07314f1e1513be4f0

    And know how to fix it?

    1. Saunders

      Saunders

      update dayz?

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Server version is a less up to date one than my "current" one, but my dayz isn't in experimental xd

       

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      And mods are up to date? Yeah, I read it wrong..

    4. Rover

      Rover

      Para, are you able to look under steam for versions of DayZ and see if you can manually select a different one? I'm not at a computer with Steam to check whats there, but might help...

    5. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      @Rover @Saunders cheers for the replies, imma try just deleting the whole of dayz from my PC and seeing if that works

       

  7. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Fuck that means my stuff is the wrong colour and i gotta get new artwork

    1. Firemoiselle
    2. Harvey

      Harvey

      Why the fuck were you *demoted*? My boy earned that VIP

    3. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      @Harvey bc only MVP and Legend are for staff work now 😞

    4. Harvey

      Harvey

      #MakeParaLegend

    5. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      +1 but i wasn't admin so sux to be me

    6. Harvey

      Harvey

      Welp, welcome to the MVP club regardless 😉

    7. Roland

      Roland

      :trolle:

  8. APositivePara

    • APositivePara
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    • SleepyRP

    Haha how dare you say somebody looks like a cartoon character

     

    1. SleepyRP

      SleepyRP

      people say i'm like Velma because i always lose my glasses

      jinkies

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      Report them for flame, how dare they

  9. APositivePara

    • APositivePara
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    • APositiveJade

    APositiveJiddle when?

    1. APositiveJade

      APositiveJade

      😎 Now

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      I love it

  10. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Virgin Media cheap deal rotuers are so unstable that I drop ping every 30-60 minutes just because.

    And now I'll get booted from the game every time that happens? Lmaooooo

  11. APositivePara

    APositivePara

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    I was swiftly reminded why pork is a bad choice of food.

    1. Harvey

      Harvey

      Hello sir, have you considered the words of our messiah Mohammed?

  12. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Welp, Theresa may's resigning... time for the tory party to find a new scapegoat lmao

  13. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Nothing quite like your takeaway driver spilling your drinks all over yours and your friends meals. Coke flavours fries and burgers are not nice 😞 

    1. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      grapple him

  14. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    The second sign:

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    1. Brayces

      Brayces

      The servers ain't even stable enough for RP and I'm salty AF. Been a week trying to get some RP things going and finally time schedules match up ('cause RL > RP any day) and the servers are taking a shit. D:<

    2. Malet

      Malet

      One day, Brayces. One day.... (I will finally meet my beloved @Dino)

    3. Brayces

      Brayces

      Haha, yeah man! The weekends are perfect for all of us to meet up and the server just shits all over it... 😞

  15. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    😠 really wanted mcdonalds breakfast for that hangover cure but they're only open for delivery after they stop serving it 

    1. Samaritan

      Samaritan

      Harvester breakfast is always a good one for that hangover cure, £9.99 and eat as much as you want.

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      I found an alternative, all is saved.

    3. Fae

      Fae

      McDonalds do deliveries?!?

    4. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      unhealthy eat porridge

  16. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Since when were compliant hostages obligated to wait a CL timer?

    What...

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Obvious bean farm please Para 

    2. Lyca

      Lyca

      Yeah especially after someone just gear rped you and didn't even talk to you at all 😄

      Like...? xD

      Basically getting punished for someone else rule break 😄

    3. APositiveJade

      APositiveJade

      u just salty para 😎

  17. APositivePara

    APositivePara

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    👀

    I've got a bad feeling about this

    1. Kattica

      Kattica

      Everyone including myself makes hostile characters. 

      The server descends into chaos.

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      is this the day the report section becomes 🔥?

      👀

       

    3. Dan

      Dan

      I get 24 hours of KOS on the whole server

    4. Kattica

      Kattica

      The DayZRP purge. KOS on all who ask where the passphrase is. 

    5. Dan

      Dan

      Pleaaaaase

    6. Kattica

      Kattica

      Oh! And all who say Chernarus is an island. Or that they came here to cure the infection. Or are a decorated war hero who sounds like a 14 year old boy. 

    7. Dan

      Dan

  18. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    4000 word essay done

    Fuck i hate essay based modules.

    1. JackZRP

      JackZRP

      4,000 words is an Essay to you?

      You got it good mate

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      I mean it's not a dissertation bc fuck doing a dissertation, but 4000 still hurt xd

  19. APositivePara

    • APositivePara
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    • Kase

    That's a good choice for a staff members, good luck man o/

    1. Kase

      Kase

      Cheers man!

  20. APositivePara

    • APositivePara
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    • APositiveElmo

    I'm glad you've finally accepted you're shit at video games 😄 

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      I am a forum Bot, please do not flame me.

  21. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Anybody own Halo Wars 2 on PC and fancy a few games? hmu if you do

  22. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    There's nothing more upsetting than a 45 minute RTS game in which you've massacred over 300 units resulting in a crash out of nowhere ;( 

    1. APositiveJade

      APositiveJade

      u big nerd ❤️ 

  23. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    😞 

  24. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    *teabags man bc he's a hostage. Dies laughing bc MemeRP*

    Hostage begins roleplaying

    Another man: "What's happening have we got a roleplayer?" 

    Lmao what a pile of bollocks

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      Got some roleplay. Its hostile.

      @AndreyQ

  25. APositivePara

    APositivePara

    Halo wars 2 isn't that bad now that i've gone back to it.

     

    1. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      get in game more

    2. APositivePara

      APositivePara

      @Elmo nope, i'll hope in sometimes but that's about it

    3. APositiveElmo

      APositiveElmo

      top meme

    4. Smixxa

      Smixxa

      Teach me the way of the GTARP pls Para

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