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RonnieLR

"Helloing my naming is Rakeesh nicing to meeting u pls"

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Status Updates posted by RonnieLR

  1. RonnieLR

    • RonnieLR
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    • G_DateLR

    I'd rather break my kettle with my asshole than own this community lad

    1. G_DateLR

      G_DateLR

      I didn't make it haha

       

  2. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    got my dick stuck in my roommate's toenail, shit

    1. Simatho

      Simatho

      Elaborate please

    2. ZedLR

      ZedLR

      Hate when it happens

       

    3. Trijim

      Trijim

      o7

  3. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    Nothing tastes better than bean sprouts on toast

    change my mind

    1. JakeWalford

      JakeWalford

      Cheese and Chorizo head ass

    2. RonnieLR

      RonnieLR

      caviar and cereal

  4. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

     

    1. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

       

  5. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    @Ryan Shepherd 'twas an honour burying pedos with you lad, Up Joyce ❤️

    1. Ryan Shepherd

      Ryan Shepherd

      It was a pleasure burying can openers as a sign of respect, Up Joyce 🙏

  6. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    1. ImLorcan

      ImLorcan

      Facts none of this homosex shit

    2. ZedLR

      ZedLR

      No homosex in livonia

  7. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    "Why don't you take off your mask little girl? Big Daddy here is going to feed you something nice and large"

    🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    1. Inferno

      Inferno

      hot

    2. Kordruga
    3. Aisling

      Aisling

      oh no

    4. ZedLR

      ZedLR

      catholic eli wallach GIF

    5. Para

      Para

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    6. RiZ

      RiZ

      Top tier content.

    7. Elijah Johnson

      Elijah Johnson

      Digestible 

    8. ImAtrix
    9. Eagles

      Eagles

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    10. Wulf

      Wulf

      It just gets worse and worse for 'em 😄 

    11. JakeWalford

      JakeWalford

      But that's Illegal.

  8. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    👀

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    1. ChrisW

      ChrisW

      this is 2 high tier 4 me.

    2. Rutkiy

      Rutkiy

      I love James Bond!

    3. JakeWalford

      JakeWalford

      I love Bailey Eyelash

  9. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    I know you can't beanz report posts so if you liked my true story on my latest report post - you can put your beanz here.

    #beanfarmtrend

    1. Blisna

      Blisna

      Yes very nice Ronnie, was on the edge of my seat every second.

  10. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    Eminem is an amazing Rapper.

    He's one of the best, up at the top alongside Bobby Shmurda, 6ix9ine and Lil Pump

    1. Inferno

      Inferno

      Idk man, beethoven got some fire tracks.

    2. Banshee

      Banshee

       

    3. Trijim

      Trijim

      6ix9ine and Lil Pump are garbo 😛

    4. Wulf

      Wulf

      Even the imitators are dope

      Spoiler

       

       

  11. RonnieLR

    • RonnieLR
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    • Sylvester Todd

    Legend, when u bringing back the clowns? Still my favourite hostile RP group 💔

    1. Eagle

      Eagle

      Don't.

    2. Sylvester Todd

      Sylvester Todd

      @Eagle
      Don't tell me what to do

    3. Eagle

      Eagle

      Do it then.

  12. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    kevin dillon win GIF

    1. Phoenyxx

      Phoenyxx

      lmao

    2. Phoenyxx

      Phoenyxx

      glad to see community members saying victory when they dont get hit with something in a report where someone believed a rulebreak happened. Yeah it was proven wrong but is it actually necessary to sit here and post a gif such as this? 

    3. RonnieLR

      RonnieLR

      What? This isn't about the report love, I just got accepted into the Police IRL after a very long process. The boys and I are celebrating. This isn't about you.

    4. Phoenyxx

      Phoenyxx

      Convenient . Apologies then

    5. Johnny Navid

      Johnny Navid

      Congrats Ronnie!

      jayson tatum basketball GIF by NBA

    6. RonnieLR

      RonnieLR

      Apology accepted. And thank you bro @Johnny Navid ❤️

    7. Mademoiselle

      Mademoiselle

      Congrats! So proud of you!

    8. ScarlettLR

      ScarlettLR

      Aww congrats @Ronnie well done in getting in the police you must be well chuffed my pals hubby is in the police it's hard but worth it. Good for you

    9. Inferno

      Inferno

      Finally am I right? Hopefully I’ll be accepted after my interview in a month.

    10. ScarlettLR

      ScarlettLR

      @Inferno I am sure you will I know you have been wanting to join for months now

    11. Inferno

      Inferno

      @Scarlett more like years but yea. Hopefully I do good in it 😅

    12. G_DateLR

      G_DateLR

      Congats @Ronnie go get them criminals son 🙂 

    13. Kordruga
    14. Mofer

      Mofer

      congratz Ronnie!!! When you write up speeding tickets or whatever ur gonna be doing u better use ur Ronnie voice or I’ll report you for failRP 

    15. SnozzLR

      SnozzLR

      Now an official bobby!?!?! Congrats mofo!!! I hope you are having a great time right now with the lads.

    16. K Pelli

      K Pelli

      Sorry, can't be having a copper in the Mob, my immersion is shattered.

      Congrats, man!

  13. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    Looking for a personal trainer for DayZ PvP. I just died to whitenames with mountain backpacks and fear I have lost my touch. Paying $500 for every 20 minutes of training

    1. Mofer

      Mofer

      I got you, don’t have time to train so I got some advice, just click heads very easy, also, use DayZRP to warm up for PvP server. Found that works best. Hope I could help. Advice this good doesn’t usually come free but I got you.

    2. Finn

      Finn

      Main points that you should focus on in regards to PVP: reaction time, movement, spatial awareness and communication if you're with a group.

      Reaction time: Easily transfers from many shooters that rely on quick reaction time in order to get rounds down range as quick as you can.

      Movement: One of the most important things when it comes to PVP is movement, it's easier to one tap a target that is standing still than one that is zig zagging. 

      Spatial awareness: You should always be aware of your surroundings whether you're initiating or are suspicious someone might initiate on you. It's easier to shoot from one person to another I'm quick succession when you know where your enemies are.

      Communication: if you're with a group, communication is one of the major things that can help you come out on top. I see it as a sort of radar, if you know your surroundings you will be able to know where your enemies are and catch them off guard.

      Hope this assists you. PVP servers aren't necessarily the best because usually when you initiate you know where your enemies are and your enemy usually knows where you are, but it's good practice for those situations where your enemies are running around.

      I'm not a hardcore PVPer but this is what helps me.

    3. K Pelli

      K Pelli

      Make the Mob a KOSable group. 100% guarantee that you'll be wired 100% of the time, never get caught off guard. 😄 

  14. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    When u spend more time of the day in a report thread than actually playing the game 🙃

    1. Elijah Johnson

      Elijah Johnson

      I know what you mean man 

  15. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    @Joah not today 😉

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  16. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    Me when I'm called to post my POV in 3 reports within 24 hours

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  17. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    Mans feeling GASSED

  18. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    SEAL THE DEAL @Wyoming

     

     

    1. Wyoming

      Wyoming

      Bastard, u muted me backtracking on it xD

  19. RonnieLR

    RonnieLR

    First solo chicken dinner, the last few minutes are just me on a rampage so ayyyy :))))))))))))))

     

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  22. RonnieLR

    • RonnieLR
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    • Dan

    What are you fucking corn?

    1. Dan

      Dan

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