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DickSlide

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Everything posted by DickSlide

  1. Ha

    I don't have the time for this shit drama and shit. So fuck it. So to those who are still around from the old 501st days, take care of GM. Those who hate me- oh wait you're banned still. Not going to come back this time around. Skrrttttttt
  2. See Ya Boys

    Good, we go out together. Dab on the fucking losers my dude. Skrrttt
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  4. DickSlide

    • DickSlide
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    • Jamie

    Bruce says hi. Hellish says other things lmak

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      lmao 

  5. DickSlide

    What does it take to get banned here without posting some weird looking dicks?

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      Call a staff member a wanker 6 times? I dunno. 

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Ohhhhhh ok. 

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      Tell Bruce I said hi

    4. Santa

      Santa

      You're a cool guy

    5. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      No, I am not. I fucked my girlfriend's sister. I'm fucked up

    6. Jamie

      Jamie

      You're cool. 

    7. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Thanking you

    8. ExoticRP

      ExoticRP

      I almost did this morning :^)

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    • Santa

    I guess I'm forced to log into here again and wish you a happy birthday. Fuck you. Happy Birthday you shit

    1. Santa

      Santa

      Thanks babe.

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    • Rory

    Bruce was stalking your profile. He likes it.

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    #FreemyBruce

    1. Rory

      Rory

      what's with name change :D 

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Got tired of my old name. 

    3. Rory

      Rory

      I feel ya 

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    • Hebee

    So you say there are two genders yes? Well, what if I identify as an Apache Attack helicopter?

    1. Hebee

      Hebee

      xD 

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Those points to me were straight up fucking bullshit. 

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    • Aiko

    Its DickSlide not DarkSide pls

    1. Aiko

      Aiko

      Darkside-Kun!

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    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Fuck it. Make me a profile picture gif thing of DarkSide Kun or something

    3. Aiko

      Aiko

      Will have to be tomorrow as I am not home atm

    4. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      fUCK better promise me

  6. Get out of jail card idea

    #Triggeredagian. I mean ok.
  7. Get out of jail card idea

    #TriggeredwiththeDarkSide-Kun I mean if they are willing to slap $120 down to come back I think that's worth it. And if they fuck up again then the loose money. What harm could it do?
  8. Get out of jail card idea

    So if they post dick pics and Hitler means and the hard R what are the chances they come back? For the sake of the argument lets say ALL of them pay $120 to come back would they ALL come back or only a handful that "Didn't fuck up that bad". Will it be like a lotto or? EDIT" Or would it be like favoritism between the admins. Not saying that's a thing. So the one that left you messages you don't want back?
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    • Santa

    Hey, babe make me a new avatar pls? Like it can be anything.. Gif or anything pls

     

    1. Santa

      Santa

      Get a bitmoji

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Bitch what?

    3. Santa

      Santa

    4. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Makee me a fucking avatar or I swear to jesus I will murder you

  9. Get out of jail card idea

    So to get this straight, you want to bring back people who don't know the rules? And you don't want to bring back people who were pissed off because of a fucking meme. Jim, you do realize that they did the EXACT same thing to you. You failed your whitelist what? 3 times? I know you didn't post pics of some things that shouldn't be named. I'm just a LITTLE confused on your choice here. EDIT: I know of many people have asked you what I have said and all. But no response from you in this matter.
  10. Get out of jail card idea

    @Rolle Do they get their profiles back? Or do they just get a new blank profile?
  11. DickSlide

     Bring back these legends #FreetheFFL

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    • Santa

    The fuck is your fucking name even fuckin mean? Like what the fuck is it? Change it the FUCK back

    1. Santa

      Santa

      Only if you pay the $5 for me to change it

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Ill change mine to DickSlide

       

    3. Santa

      Santa

      Do it please

    4. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Aight

  12. DickSlide

    Sounds like someone is kinda power hungry to ban people for stupid shit. Lmak

    1. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      :(

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      No Boston. You should know that you shouldn't have written that warning. Now you are in pound town. Population of 1

    3. BostonRP

      BostonRP

      I'm just the mail man, delivering the message of the higher ups.

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    4. Santa

      Santa

      Absolutely disgusting.

    5. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      So now you are making a joke of a shit situation. Ok. I remember when I got bitched at for doing something like that. Maybe you should too Boston. Don't even remove it.

    6. Oliv

      Oliv

      You talking about the time you hyperlinked a meme in report logs?

    7. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Yes @Oliv because I spent 3 hours trying to find the logs of all the people

    8. UndeadRP

      UndeadRP

      lol

    9. Oliv

      Oliv

      Yeah, one is just like the other. Pretty sure no one in staff have you shit then, we just said maybe you shouldn't have done that. It was the best meme I've ever seen you put out. This is coming close though. 

    10. Santa

      Santa

      Yeah tbh Dickslide's memes have always been shit.

    11. Mexi

      Mexi

      Did someone say drama?

    12. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      @Oliv It was an amazing meme yes. This one was funny as fuck as I had a laugh yes. But to me, something like this wasn't REALLY needed in a salty as fuck status update. @Suturb The Liquidator fight me

    13. Santa

      Santa

      Slob on my knob.

    14. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      @Suturb The Liquidator  Better run. GAMEMASTER @Nihoolious is looking at us

    15. Santa

      Santa

      Nihoo is my nibba

    16. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Writing your final warning rn

    17. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      @Nihoolious Thank you GAMEMASTER

    18. Santa

      Santa

      *shudder*

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    19. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      What about drama?

    20. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      I caused some fuckin drama

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    • Hebi Kotei

    Well played. You sure got me

    1. Hebi Kotei

      Hebi Kotei

      Thanking you, not too shabby yourself dickslide

  13. Snapchat Friends

    After a year of pounding on my keyboared, my keys are very fucked up. You know what I meant. I am still mad about 1812. I was there just to train with some Pararescuemen. All I wanted was some beer.
  14. Snapchat Friends

    I was stationed in RAF Fairford and went to a "pub" once. I was threatened so many times. Seems like you guys are still mad about 1776. Pls no hate I will do it son. Be quite
  15. Snapchat Friends

    Bitch stfu before you get a random dick pic in your inbox
  16. Snapchat Friends

    Im a girl do I count?
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    • Ark

    Please tell me this is a joke.

    1. Ark

      Ark

      You're a joke. <3

    2. DickSlide

      DickSlide

      Wow ok. 

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