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Hebee

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Status Updates posted by Hebee

  1. Hebee

    Hebee

    Stop flirting in status updates thanks.

    1. Santan

      Santan

      Mhm.

    2. Oliv

      Oliv

      No

    3. Hebee

      Hebee

      Man that was some fast responses guys, guilty consciences much?

    4. Santan

      Santan

      Mhm.

    5. Oliv

      Oliv

      No

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      jaja

    7. Santan

      Santan

      JaJaJaJa

    8. Oliv

      Oliv

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    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      Ooooooooo  daddy.

    10. Oliv

      Oliv

      Wait till I show you want I can do with that sheppard hook

  2. Hebee

    Hebee

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    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      1G

    2. Ghost of Hebi

      Ghost of Hebi

      GG

    3. Castiel

      Castiel

      LMAO who is that

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

    5. Castiel

      Castiel

      got his ass

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      yes

    7. Phoenix
    8. Great Khan

      Great Khan

      Nice Photoshop skills!

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      Khan please. Do you have battlegrounds boi?

  3. Hebee

    Hebee

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    1. Chewy

      Chewy

      Shhh it's k

    2. Ender

      Ender

      :ph34r:

    3. groovy ToeZies

      groovy ToeZies

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      I feel slightly out of place. ;/

    4. Chewy

      Chewy

      Toezies for staff

    5. groovy ToeZies

      groovy ToeZies

      +1

    6. Lyca

      Lyca

      Didn't do anything :( 

    7. Santan

      Santan

      Bad Hebee 

    8. Oliv

      Oliv

      I just showed up cause I follow your ass

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      Guardian angels watching over my shoulder TBH

    10. Oliv

      Oliv

      I'm not your Jiminy Cricket

  4. Hebee

    Hebee

    It's time for everyone to forgive each other's past transgressions for the lord smiles upon us all.

    What do you guys say?

    1. Dew

      Dew

      I agree.

    2. Infamous

      Infamous

      I forgive you, praise the lord. 

    3. Tom

      Tom

      Spoiler

       

      the answer

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Thank you @Infamous. You are forgiven as well. I am glad that we can come to terms and rejoice in the day the lord has given unto us. MAY HE BE PRAISED!!!

    5. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      praise be unto him

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      What say you @Pep and @Mexi ? Do you not think it is time?

      @Pep essentially told me to fuck myself, I will pray for him however, as I know the devil leads us down many wrong paths in our lives and I hope that he returns out to the light once again to join us all. 

    7. Roland

      Roland

      I just recently wiped 4 years worth of warning history during website upgrade, my part of forgiveness is done here :D

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      Wait why though?

    9. Lucius

      Lucius

      Praise Allah

    10. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      Lord cast your light upon us. 

  5. Hebee

    Hebee

    "You're actually a bitch" - me

    1. Dusty

      Dusty

      this is literally you everytime i say I don't want to push in

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Yeah pretty much, or flashy / erik when we play battlegrounds lol

    3. Alex Vivian
    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Well I mean I don't blame you @Alex Vivian atleast you get kills unlike @Flash

    5. Flashy
    6. Alex Vivian
    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      I'm about to go to the park with the family lol I'll play later

    8. Dusty

      Dusty

      I can't push buildings with my frames. Just look at this:

       

    9. Flashy
    10. Hebee

      Hebee

      No excuses @Dusty

      Pretty much my philosophy on DayZ for your scenario Dusty. sjLZnLq.gif 

  6. Hebee

    • Hebee
    •   
    • Nihoolious

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    Hello?????

    1. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      I told @Shane to hold the fort while I went to go make money. He let me down, I'm finna throw a paddy. 

    2. ShanePVP
    3. Hebee

      Hebee

      Jaja nihoo got a job? 

    4. Alex Vivian
    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      jajajajajajajajaja

    6. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      does that mean the rumours are true?

      Does the bonglord himself have a job now?

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      No, he just did a couple of gay pornos to get enough money for his graphics card, you know how those Philippine boys are now a days.

    8. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      i hate all of you

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      jajajajajajaja

    10. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Do you even know who I am? Im Alexander Vivian. There are cities in Africa named after me bitch.

      To describe my typical day, I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and mypores emit the manliest cologne possible.

      I got in my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. 

      She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

      I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. 

      They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside, to type this to you lowlife.

      Be honored.

  7. Hebee

    • Hebee
    •   
    • Jamie

    Somebody temp ban this man, he has clearly had enough time to respond.

  8. Hebee

    • Hebee
    •   
    • Jamie

    Someone needs to stop this man.

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      What are you on fam?

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

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    3. Jamie

      Jamie

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    4. Hebee

      Hebee

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    5. Jamie

      Jamie

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    6. Hebee

      Hebee

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    7. Jamie

      Jamie

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    8. Hebee

      Hebee

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    9. Jamie

      Jamie

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    10. Hebee

      Hebee

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  9. Hebee

    Hebee

    Nihoolious and Andrey did nothing wrong.

    1. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      You just did. Prepare yourself Hebee, you are everything wrong here mwahahahaha.

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Prepared. ????    

    3. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      Get that anal lube ready boo, it's gonna explode all over you like a priest after Sunday Mass.

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Got my cumlube ready tbh. @Asriel sent me a care package

    5. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      Careful, you are quoting a permabanned player+ex-staff and Australian.

       

      You are treading thin line!!!!

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      ohshi.??????

    7. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

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    9. StagsviewRB

      StagsviewRB

      Been using it with the wife lately? Heard it tastes just as good as the the natural stuff.

      :Sassyparrot:

      Reported. Your pm was to far.

  10. Hebee

    Hebee

    Uhm excuse me? 

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    99.95? Don't people fucking realize WWE is fake? Jesus Christ only an idiot would pay that much to watch this shit. 

    1. Ghost of Hebi

      Ghost of Hebi

      Ayyyyyyyy

    2. Lucius

      Lucius

      I watch for free anyways

    3. Hebee

      Hebee

      We don't allow negativity here @Shadows

      Try again.

    4. Dan

      Dan

      Thief

    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      That's better. 

    6. Dan

      Dan

      Almost made me screenshot it and repost on my profile

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @Mexi gotem.

      Mexi just got raqqad tbh

    8. Oliv

      Oliv

      Could get a cheap hooker for that and go more rounds

    9. Dan

      Dan

      Not all of us can.

  11. Hebee

    Hebee

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    @Erik <333333

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      2 kills

      nice dude

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Stay mad scrub

      A win is a win

    3. Jamie

      Jamie

      lmao u think that kid

      jk, nb.

       

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      lmao I know that shitterboi <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 :x

    5. Jamie

      Jamie

      :x

      3 kills is better then two tho 

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    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      Check this 1 banger out tho.

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    7. Jamie

      Jamie

      Calm down, we get the fact you carry your team. 

    8. Zanaan

      Zanaan

      Lol. Bet you're happy we almost died getting you that m249 now :P

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      ya

  12. Hebee

    • Hebee
    •   
    • Chappy

    Oh hi there.

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    1. Hebee

      Hebee

      Tagging @Castiel because he would appreciate this as well. 

    2. Castiel

      Castiel

      well hello there

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    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      Can always count on Cas to come through the the Asian girls

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Cas you dirty dog coming through the the Asian girls

      ˙ ͜ʟ˙

    5. Oliv

      Oliv

      He's like a North American Business man on vacation, has a couple stashed away

    6. Castiel

      Castiel

      Always happy to come in through with some Asian girls

    7. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      From what I can gather, Cas is always coming through the the Asian girls...

      right?

    8. Flashy

      Flashy

      castiel knows whats good

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    9. Castiel

      Castiel

      :ph34r:

      oh boy

  13. Hebee

    Hebee

    Thoughts and prayers @Vytis. You weren't even a PvP'er or hostile RP'er but you still received the hammer as one would.

    You will be in everyone's thoughts and prayers.

    1. ShanePVP
    2. Aisling

      Aisling

      He really wasn't...

    3. FalkRP

      FalkRP

      o7

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      I know he wasn't he could just see the unfair treatment and attitudes anyone considered to be that gets here, and was given that unfair treatment himself. Oh well life moves on. #thoughtsandprayers

    5. Dan

      Dan

      what did i miss

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      More overreacting from dayzrp staff. @Santa

    7. Dan

      Dan

      thots and prayers

    8. Mexi

      Mexi

      Remember guys.. being here is a 'privilege'.

      lmao.

    9. SweetJoe

      SweetJoe

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  14. Hebee

    Hebee

    Tbh, this place needs more jokes everyone is so uptight lately. Relax boys. ?

    1. Shroud

      Shroud

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      Yeah Urite

    2. Aisling

      Aisling

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    3. Kordruga

      Kordruga

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    4. Ender

      Ender

      I'm all for memes dude just keep em in their respectful areas. its not an unreasonable thing to ask is it?

    5. Mexi

      Mexi

      Need a roofing specialist @Ender? We know a guy. He's the top dog of the trade.

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      Sall good, everyone had a good laugh at my expense I'm a people pleaser what can I say.

    7. Ender

      Ender

      Actually @Mexi yes. My roof is actually coming apart during windy days Lol

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      Sounds like you need new shingles hows the plywood, is it damaged at all? Do you have leaks?

    9. Kordruga

      Kordruga

      A true gentleman puts himself and his memes on the line for the good of the people

  15. Hebee

    Hebee

    This community needs a group like Acrasya once again.

    1. Mexi

      Mexi

      +1.

      Shame someone else has the thread. 

    2. Squillium

      Squillium

      Not allowed under current rules

      No fun allowed

    3. Hebee

      Hebee

      It's okay squillium, I bet bastion would be allowed.

    4. Squillium

      Squillium

      You right, we were equal opportunity RPers.

    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      I remember raiding your castle and finding nothing but fedoras and body pillows everywhere was a disgrace tbh.

      Take me back

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    6. Dew

      Dew

      What, I thought that picture was from PAU

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      It is, I'm not saying that was Akrasia it was just relevant to the bastion comment

       

    8. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      take me back :( fun times <3

    9. Alex Vivian
  16. Hebee

    Hebee

    Real ? roofing ? hours ⏲️

    1. Flashy

      Flashy

      You a roofer?

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Yah

    3. Flashy

      Flashy

      Fuck I'm sorry, I was a roofer for a year, some hard ass work. Granted I did it in San Diego during the summer and it was like 300 degrees, New York isn't bad. 

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Doing some garage that hasn't been touched in like 30 years kms

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      It's not bad ATM, during the summer it's hot af tho, not as bad as sandiego but still

    5. Flashy

      Flashy

      mmmmmmmmmmm gotta love tearoffs. how many layers? 

    6. Aisling

      Aisling

      Yo I need a new roof tbh. Hurricane fucked me up. Got a quote for like 3k from a contractor to replace the whole thing but damnnn.

    7. Flashy

      Flashy

      tbh thats a pretty good price. 

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      Yeah its like 100$ a square of shingles then plywood and seal and nails and what not a lot of things to factor in shits expensive

    9. Castiel

      Castiel

      I did roofing a few winters ago i feel u fam

  17. Hebee

    Hebee

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    ez

    1. Aisling

      Aisling

      back to rust i see?

    2. YNW Pep
    3. Mexi

      Mexi

      Living like a king.

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      last day of wipe i had to get a screenshot of the box of aks, we got 3 m249's as well wuz a good wipe. We wuz kangz

    5. Hebee

      Hebee

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      Gathered the m2's for proof 

    6. ShanePVP
    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      Shane the self-awareness meeting is on Thursday, not today.

    8. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      you're still cute hebee

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      Bet

  18. Hebee

    Hebee

    Meme

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    1. Ellie

      Ellie

      wtf is your background pic

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      It's the YouTube video just the album cover from the song

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    3. Ellie

      Ellie

      hebee pls 

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Nope

    5. Squillium

      Squillium

      Hey dick get in your discord so I can play rust with my friend

    6. Hebee

      Hebee

      I'm at work dude I'll be home at 11

    7. Oliv

      Oliv

      This is actually a giggle inducing meme. It's nice to see your quality improvement community member. 

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      I'm trying creepy uncle oliv

      Although I cbf getting in game right now working 3-11 no on is on when I get home :(

    9. Oliv

      Oliv

      you will one day when the schedule allows. Hope work and the family are good bud, that shits more important

  19. Hebee

    Hebee

    one of the best

    1. BorisRP

      BorisRP

      o7

    2. Killstar

      Killstar

      Hebee!! What!!! 

    3. Psycho

      Psycho

      Why?

    4. Popet

      Popet

      Huh

      What

    5. Jamie

      Jamie

      o7 ?

    6. SleepyRP

      SleepyRP

      o7 hebee :c

    7. Zanaan

      Zanaan

      o7 Hebee. Gunna miss you

    8. Infamous
    9. Castiel

      Castiel

      wtf ?

  20. Hebee

    Hebee

    Throwback to this guy.

     

    1. Beni

      Beni

      I don't know what to think when I see shit like this like....

      Can we get some background on this @Hebee

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Guy maybe had Kos rights not sure. He raised his gun and I immediately started back pedaling because he wasn't talking much and wearing the spooky white name mask. I was correct in my bad feelings. I still don't know if he had Kos rights or not never bothered with the report.

    3. Beni

      Beni

      We all can't be PVP'S tbh... ;) 

    4. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      i miss whitenames

    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      There are still white names afoot just take @Shadows for example Nihoolious

    6. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      implying he gets in game

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      >Implying anyone gets in game

    8. Dan

      Dan

      You know. I was just gonna tell Nihoo that I'm still here

       Glad you're all thinking about me

    9. Kevin

      Kevin

      throw back to when masq was cool and not all whitenames

  21. Hebee

    Hebee

    Game of thrones is terrible.

    1. Oliv

      Oliv

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    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      You wouldn't dare.

    3. Oliv

      Oliv

      it's ok, It would only give you 25 with your coupon

    4. Aisling

      Aisling

      No balls, you won't @Oliv

    5. Hebee

      Hebee

      True, does this mean I can go flame and get away with it technically?

    6. Oliv

      Oliv

      nah Hebee, pretty sure the coupon might be expired.

      And Keira, you might be right

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      Coupon is still there tbh.

    8. Oliv

      Oliv

      @Rolle has to check it's validity

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      That's enough for me anyway back to rust tbh

  22. Hebee

    Hebee

    Aids

    1. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      blame @fagnus I mean @Magnus

    2. Magnus

      Magnus

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      this is a fucking safe space you losers, shut up

    3. Hebee

      Hebee

      Dumb

    4. Oliv

      Oliv

      Hey, my TS avatar :D

    5. Mexi

      Mexi

      Watch your steps or there'll be another update about how much certain people make Olivs blood boil.

    6. Oliv

      Oliv

      It'll never be you tho mexi, you have no power here

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    7. Mexi

      Mexi

      You underestimate my power.. Seeing as I know one has already been about me old boy.

    8. Oliv

      Oliv

      Truth, their all about you :$

      they're*

      Look what you do to me, making me make spelling mistakes

    9. Hebee

      Hebee

      Calm down 

  23. Hebee

    Hebee

    Can't wait to get in game later and make Chernarus great again. 

    1. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      1 firefight at a time

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Actually I've only been in two firefights since the group started, I have been trying to focus solely on the roleplay, however baits happen and firefights come every now and again. 

    3. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      surprised you dont get into more firefights. if i heard that accent in game i'd initiate on you

    4. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      Die die never comply

    5. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      Quote

      I've only been in two firefights...focus solely on the roleplay

      Hmm... that's odd.

      Spoiler

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      Ohhhhhhhhh I see now.

    6. Nihoolious

      Nihoolious

      pretty good RP in the pre-game island and on the plane

    7. Hebee

      Hebee

      HEY. DONT DO THAT. @Alex Vivian

    8. Alex Vivian
  24. Hebee

    Hebee

    @Dan needing thoughts and prayers today my cold is gaining strength again.

    1. Dan

      Dan

      ????

      still recovering here too. 2 weeks now and no hope in sight

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers friend along side the many others who are suffering right now with us.

    3. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      sending the purest of thots your way

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Careful of such slanderous terminology Shane.

    5. Oliv

      Oliv

      Whiskey will help you more than prayers

    6. ShanePVP

      ShanePVP

      calm down oliv might confuse you with dusty for saying such things

    7. Mexi

      Mexi

      That comparison alone constitutes a rule 4, get him Oliv.

    8. Hebee

      Hebee

      I'm not a massive fan of drinking unless it's summer tbh

  25. Hebee

    Hebee

    Hey admins since Rolle is away it's time to reopen this.

     

     

    1. Jamie

      Jamie

      Nice idea tbf. 

    2. Hebee

      Hebee

      Tbh, best status update 2017

    3. Flashy

      Flashy

      Rip best thread on here ): 

    4. Hebee

      Hebee

      Flash that thread was closed before you were born I bet little boy.

    5. Spartan

      Spartan

      +1

    6. Flashy

      Flashy

      *attempting to start a chat*

      BRING.. IT. BACK!

      BRING IT BACK!

      BRING IT BACK!

    7. Aiko

      Aiko

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      Hmmm...

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