Single Status Update
The Laws of Status Updates.
If there are any I forgot feel free to update this in the comment section below.
Post vague status updates that could literally mean anything
Be sure to low-key flame in those status updates
When called out make sure to tell those people to stop posting on your profile.
Post at least 10 rap songs a day that no one will ever listen to.
Never @ someone you are trying to throw shade at as that would be targeted harassment.