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Hebee

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"Couches pull out I don't"

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  1. Twas the night? before 4⃣/2⃣0⃣ when all through the trap house?

    Not a creature was blazing??not even a mouse?

    The bongs? were hidden in closets ? with care

    In hopes that Snoop Dogg ? would soon be there

    The stoners ??? were nestled all snug in there beds

    While visions of marijuana leaves ???? danced ? in their heads

    And momma in her Baja and I in my bucket hattie?

    Had just settled our brains? for a long april fattie???

    When out on the lawn? there arose such a clatter?

    I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.?

    Away to the window I flew like a flash,⚡️

    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon ? on the breast of the new-risen grass???

    Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.?

    When, what to my wondering eyes ? should appear,

    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer ???

    With a little driver?, so lively and odd,

    I knew in a moment it must be Snoop Dogg ???

    More rapid than eagles? his coursers they came,

    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!?

    "Now Astro Turf! now, Ganja! now, Hash and Mary Jane!

    On, Pocket Rocket ! On, Cupid! on, on Doobie and Blazen!

    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

    Now blaze away! ? Blaze away! ?Blaze away all!" ???

    As burning leaves ??? that before the wild hurricane fly,

    When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.?

    So up to the house-top the coursers they blew, ???

    With the bowl full of weed,??? and Snoop Dogg too.???

    And then, in a twinkling, ✨ I heard on the roof

    The prancing and pawing ?of each little hoof.

    As I drew in my head, and was turning around, ?

    Down the chimney Snoop Dogg came with a bound.☁️

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

    And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.??

    A bundle of Weed ??? he had flung on his back,

    And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.?

    His eyes-how they twinkled!??✨ his dimples how merry!

    His cheeks were like roses?, his nose like a cherry!?

    His droll little mouth? was drawn up like a bow,

    And the beard of his chin was as black ◼️ as the bowl.

    The stump of a bowl? he held tight in his teeth,

    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.?

    He had a broad face and a little round belly,⚪️

    That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!?

    He was stoned and drunk?, a right jolly old elf,⛄️

    And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!?

    A wink of his eye ? and a twist of his head,

    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.?

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, ?

    And filled all the bongs?, then turned with a jerk.

    And laying his finger aside of his nose,?

    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!?

    He sprang to his sleigh ?, to his team gave a whistle,

    And away they all flew ✈️✈️✈️like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove? out of sight,

    "Happy 4⃣/2⃣0⃣ to all, and to all a good-night!"

    1. Alex Vivian

      Alex Vivian

      *hits blunt*

    2. Oliv
    3. ToeZ

      ToeZ

      But In England, the truest of them all...it's 20/04...

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