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Jarvis Seistt

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"To live in interesting times."

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  • Birthday 10/18/95

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  1. Jarvis Seistt

    Jarvis Seistt

    Ordered some flavoured salt from a lady who lives one town over and received one jar of salt more than I paid for.

    This may be the one time where getting more salt than you expected is actually rather nice.

    Pictured below, the most benign salt you'll see today.

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    1. Rolle

      Rolle

      Nice salt!

    2. Caesar

      Caesar

      Hahahaha. I love it, very apropo. 

    3. Chewy

      Chewy

      Wtf is Parasol salt

    4. Jarvis Seistt

      Jarvis Seistt

      Why, thank you, @Rolle. I try to provide only the best salt for DayZRP!

      @Caesar, nah, entirely coincidental. I swear on my salt.

      @Chewy That'd be salt infused with the finest Austrian parasol mushrooms. For those that can't take regular salt straight on or like their salt with some classy undertones.

    5. Lyca

      Lyca

      Looks good tbh. :D 

    6. Chewy

      Chewy

      Oh I get you.. Like that time @Caesar talked about chicken salt to me...

      THEY BOTH SOUND GREAT.

    7. Caesar

      Caesar

      Chicken salt is great.

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